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Spades Slick? What Spades Slick?
>>82298589
Indeed, I really think Hussie let some of that mushy tumblr nonsense effect himself. The narrative constantly tries to make it out as if Caliborn is a loser and a fool for persisting in his session, but that's just not how humans work. It's awesome that he's successfully denying pernicious naysayers, recruiting a cool army (that happens to be beloved in any case) and earns his damn reward regardless. Rather poorly thought out.
>>82298606
It's supposed to be an owl giving two middle fingers. Think like Caliborn's tumut emoticon.
Would you guys be okay with Hussie confirming out of the blue that PS and co. are Prospitians?
Oops.
As we were discussing what other things are currently un accounted for? How did Gamzee get to Earth? Where could the safe in the felt manor come from?
beep beep old felt art coming through
>>82298796
No.
While it doesn't matter it also adds nothing to PS.
Why did everything go so wrong?
>>82298792
He actually covered that though. Hussie tells Caliborn in their first conversation that the things he would succeed in doing would be inspiring, if they weren't so horrible.
CANON
>>82298899
Your image sucks and doesn't even make sense
>>82298899
Caliborn was a better Karkat than Karkat ever was and I'd trade the whole cast of the comic for him.
>>82299020first day here?
>>82298747
Does anyone here dabble in Computer Science? I've been looking up arrays and various data storage shit and just trying to understand the internet formal logic behind a lot of Homestuck and how it applies overall.
>>82299039
>LE/Mom
>Mom/Caliborn
Hmm
I like it
>>82298747
>reading that
man Hussie lost his touch
can art, can't manage, can't make a game, can't even write a sensible retcon or just go a little nuts with it
I don't get, with all of paradox space ending, why he didn't just go hog wild and say that John broke time allowing you to do all kinds of crazy stupid shit with tons of characters, like the Felt Intermission but for the kids
ugh
Somebody mentioned last thread that the only person Caliborn had a decent conversation with was Jake, but that's not actually true. He and Crowbar got along very well - Crowbar even remarks on how distant LE has grown over time.
>>82299093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wQAYS3rCk
this guy makes bretty good videos. he posts here sometimes I believe
>>82299093
are you the guy that did this video?
https://youtu.be/07wQAYS3rCk
I think Damara might be the best character to ship Caliborn with. She's too far gone to be bothered by his...quirks, and she's sexual enough to keep him in line and enjoy his advances and unusual "perversions."
>>82299141
He got along fine with Dirk. Dirk liked him more than Calliope, at least.
>>82299039
>LE x little girls
oh nooo
>>82299163
>>82299147
>>82299147
>40 Minute video
Hahhapfffwhat?
Okay. Time to unwind. Gonna need more juice first.
What was the point to this character?
>>82299229
God that stupid shitty clown. Fuck Hussie and his gross obsession with clowns. What an obnoxious forced joke of a character.
>>82299256
you can really see the computer science background hussie has being put to use in the world of homestuck.
>>82298796
No that doesn't make any sense and there's no reason for him to do that anyway.
>>82299290
Last second desperate audience appeal after Undertale's massive success and Hussie realizing the ship is burning with no land in sight.
>>82299290
There really wasn't one, in the end. Since everybody else seems to hate him, though, I guess that's okay?
>>82299319
>Last second desperate audience appeal after Undertale's massive success
davepeta was around for like, what, 4 months before undertale came out?
>>82299290
Resolution for Davesprite in lieu of genuine character development.
>>82299055
>Act 5 Karkat
>only cries when one of his better friends died
>the part with Karkat crying over Gamzee's hammer is non-canon
>Act 6 post-retcon Karkat
>cries because he can't beat a green horny manlet who didn't use his coin to summon Quarters
>needs Dave to hold his dick while he is pissing
>needs mommy Kanaya to change his diaper
lol
>>82299290
To kill LE and have the Nepeta parts affect Equius-
Oh, oh wait jk kidding that shit never mattered at all apparently.
>>82299389
>>needs mommy Kanaya to change his diaper
>>82299395
LE killed scores of Nepetae and Equiati before. He isn't affected like that.
>>82299305
What bothers me is that people on the OmegaUpdate Forums pointed out that it'd be way better if Tavrosprite fused with Davesprite and Nepeta fused with GCAT.
Because then we'd have 2 confident Tavros characters, and we'd have Nepeta FUSED WITH A FIRST GUARDIAN. Imagine.
>>82299395
I would actually be so pissed if the power of friendship and remembrance weakened LE undermeme style.
this guy was on the money
>>82299415
>Equiati
>Not Equii
>>82299490
I realized my folly as soon as I clicked post.
>>82299290
To mess with your expectations in an otherwise basic ending.
>>82299432
What if Lord English WAS Caliborn's trickster mode? Maybe trickster mode is different for cherubs.
>>82299566
>you will never be assaulted by tiny neps
HOW DO I EVER
EVER SURVIVE
>>82298915
That's one hell of a caveat.
>>82299600
https://vine.co/v/e1EgeTV3wzv
Imagine if Karkat didn't wind up being a piece of shit before Game Over and was actually important to the lore.
Caliborn, as part of his evolution as an artist during A66A3, made subtle shifts in the A2 session as Doc Scratch so that Karkat fucked up the ectobiology, changing him from a limeblood to a redblood.
Karkat has a moment where Caliborn messages him (after Kanaya does the smart thing and holds Karkat back from running into his death) and tries to get him to appreciate him for all the "good" he's done in his life, trying to compare himself to Karkat.
Karkat tells Caliborn to fuck off, rallies the troops, and takes control over his own fucking destiny.
>>82299573
It is because cherubs aren't supposed to be social creatures, so getting high, blazing forward, blowing shit up, and ignoring all your problems really will solve everything in a cherub's life. Or to rephrase it, it worked for the Alpha kids the way it was supposed to, but Calliope didn't realize that what it was supposed to do is basically harmful to humans.
>>82299116
I've imagined Lord English equivalents for other British nationalities before, but this takes the cake
WITNESS
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
THE CANCER THAT WILL CONSUME US ALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just a PSA, if you have your extension set to display times as "X minutes/hours/days ago" you're a fucking faggot and I hate you.
Hows that HSG collection coming along you two?
Also I might stream motorcity tonight if anyone wants in.
>>82299667
*grabs and throws on ground*
*Stomps on it repeatedly*
>>82299733
i'd vote for Con Air, but i just got done watching it not even five minutes ago
>>82299733
I'll probably be done before the end of the week
After that I have to sort them by day and then comes the part where I shove them into a PDF
>>82299733
Archive torrent still connecting to peers, stuck at 99.7% for past 2 days
Shit sucks senpai
>>82299420
Didn't you get the memo? Only one version of Tavros is allowed to be happy and no Nepeta is ever allowed to be remotely important.
But seriously, yeah. Hussie was either:
1. Being incompetent as hell (unlikely)
2. Too depressed to care
3. Attempting to piss off as many readers as possible
4. Trying to get some kind of weird meta point across about how things don't necessarily have to make sense or be satisfying or whatever
5. Getting off to his anticlimax fetish
That, or 6. he had a plan for GCATavros and Davepeta that specifically involved them being these exact combinations. And then he dropped it.
I'm not sure which of these possibilities are worse.
>>82299389
>needs Dave to hold his dick while he is pissing
h-hot
>>82299771
I'm p. excited for it.
>>82299875
>Karkat/Dave/Kanaya threesome
>Rose watches, masturbating
>Dave decides to go to bed with her after
>Kanaya sleeps with Karkat
>Dave fucks his sister while Karkat fucks his mom
>Dave and Karkat high five the next morning and exchange blowjobs
>>82299893
Me too, honestly
Like most of the reason I'm doing this is because I'm psyched to own the final product
>>82299935
What the fuck I just ate.
jade's natural hatred of economics
>>82300032
>[muffled nakking in the distance]
>>82299141
I get the feeling you're talking about a post of mine, where I detailed that every character who had a relationship with Caliborn had a negative one except for Jake and Dirk. This is not quite the same thing as "characters who have conversed with Caliborn". In addition, character was contextually referring to players of the games, rather than constructs. Lastly, Crowbar's personability doesn't necessarily mean he like Caliborn, just that he knows how to manage him. Just had to clear that up.
>>82300032
Dave's natural skill with mathematics
Dave helping his kids with their math homework while Jade sits in the tub and rocks bath and forth, slightly traumatized because she saw a dollar sign
>>82300065
Man now I remembered consorts were a thing and now I'm sad
They had so much personality
>>82300180
>>82299147
>4 minute rambling introduction
Not a great beginning, but so far fairly benign and interesting
>>82300180
i remember when most things were a thing
>>82299389
>the part with Karkat crying over Gamzee's hammer is non-canon
it's cool, crying over zillyhoo doesn't make you a bitch
HS fans' theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEKWd48sSM
>people don't have arcs
>but fuck you for wanting Nepeta screen time
>>82300287
Act 7 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM
>>82299801
>Being incompetent as hell (unlikely)
>unlikey
>>82300269
i remember when casual nudist jade was a thing
>>82299516
Eh, no problema. We all make mistakes.
dark souls like classpect boss battles when
>>82300180
>Sprites
>Consorts
>Imps
>Trolls
>Ogres
>Denizens
>Prospitians
>Dersians
>Officers
>Agents
>Monarchs
tfw we'll never see an actual SBURB game
HST I need your help.
I'm trying to plan out a Fan Adventure, but the plot has it going through multiple timelines/paths where each character's actions affect the rest. So say Char 'A' is introduced first in the story, later when you read B-E they'll storylines will be altered by A's actions, and C-E by B's, and so on.
The problem is it's a clusterfuck to organize in my mind. Between 5 different planets, prospit and Derse and giving them a comprehensible path I don't know how to organize this. I was thinking a convoluted diagram like the Felt ones or like OP's >>82298747 but I don't want to be crisscrossing arrows left and right.
How the fuck do I keep track of this?
>>82300389
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003701pfft, who wants a NORMAL SESSIOn
ALL About HTAT CHARACTER ROMDRAMA AND LE GREEN SKULLMAN AMiritE?
>>82298626
I look at it as a case of the Vriska retcon being shitty in general. Back as far as a6i1 it looked like Hussie was gearing up to have remaking the matriorb be a morally grey action with severe consequences attached to it.
>>82300431
as creator of the OP image I don't suppose you'd like me to help you out?
>>82300346
>tfw Evangelion's ending was better than Homestucks
>>82300431
fourth dimensional map
>>82300358
>implying it stopped being a thing
>implying clothes-wearing is a thing in the strider-harley household
>>82300065
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/buy-nak-sell-doof
>>82300431
Doing something similar here. It helps if you have full plot in mind first. Don't use a diagram; hold the story in your mind as much as possible. Follow each character's path seperately, and leave lots of open ends to tie up later.
>>82300436
always wondered if these lil bishops had powers, like a mini red miles.
>>82300436
>all this cool shit in sburb
>at the same time imps and ogres attack your house forever and it looks like a constant slog
needs expanded upon, preferably in a massive guidebook written with a good editor
>>82299645
how old is bowman now
Maybe the reason why Homestuck in the latter parts of Act 6 felt like it was being played way more straight is because it was beingghostwritten
>>82300584old enough
>>82299229
I have the story laid out, and a bunch of different paths and storyline in sorta story format. It's just hard to keep track of the changes and what relates to what.
Like have you ever played fallout? It's like that, but with 5 different players whose decisions affect each other on top of their own decisions.
>>82300465
If you could that'd be amazing.
The most difficult thing is when you're playing through the original timelines they'll sort of 'unset', as in no retcons or affects from each other. But as you move on to the other characters and storylines, you start to see how the previous ones affected them.Maybe a google doc could help? It's really complicated and I'm having trouble with it. Do you just kind of hang around these threads a lot casually?
![tumblr_m7kqzjSOGv1qbwllwo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YulTvLP.jpg "tumblr m7kqzjSOGv1qbwllwo1 500[1]")
Remember kids. Always use protection.
also always carry condoms in your bag
you never know when a smuppet might need one
>>82300580
I always assumed the mobs that spawn in are basically passive until you get within their aggro radius, and become non-aggressive once you out level them.
>>82300346
Depressingly accurate.
>>82300590
It was ghostwritten because Andrew Hussie became dead inside at some point during Act 6, and a soulless husk of his former self took his place.
A more accurate term would be zombiewritten.
>>82300436
>help WV exile BK
>Help Jack and BQ exile each other in some mobius slipknot espionage fuckery
>Reckoning never happens, all Dersite threats neutralized
if only
>>82300590
frankly if homestuck was ghostwritten the new content would probably be more large scale to fit what they'd like to see in the comic
writing all those teen conversations would probably seem like bathroom duty
>>82298949
I unironically consider Caliborn the main character of the story.
If you consider his final quote it really does apply as a good ending to the entire comic.
>>82300269
who drew this? i love the style
>>82300466
evangelion's ending, the ending we got from End of Evangelion, was fucking fantastic
it was weird and confusing but it was also intense and terrifying, and ties everything up with certain finality
but of course Evangelion was a very different kind of story
>>82300687
we see imps and ogres as the only enemies climbing houses even when they're heavily built up though, probably because "who cares what kind of enemies there are just paste the two we saw a bunch"
>>82300721
depends on who the ghostwriter is, of course
there's a lot of Hussie's fans that would love to see Dave discuss his newfound gender issues at length
>>82300431
Well for starters how many timelines? Obviously 5 timelines is going to be a fucking clusterfuck.
More importantly, are these 5 instances of the same Session, or is it like Troll shenanigans where you have 2 independent timelines looking at each other?
A troll situation would be the best possible fit.
Now just color each timeline distinctly. Mark, but don't draw arrows to, every point where 1 timeline impacts the other, numbering it in the order of canon. Now create a separate document or spreadsheet, noting on this new list how many interactions this universe has made, which interaction the connecting universe is making, and the corresponding numbers for those involved, with a short description.
So if this is John from Universe A having the 3rd UA interaction with Dave from Universe C making the 2nd UC interaction, and it's the 5th interaction in the story, then there'd be a C colored blimp on the Universe A timeline, and in the doc/spreadsheet there'd be:
> # 5 | 3 (rd Universe A interaction chronologically)|2 (nd Universe B interaction chronologically): John has his 1st conversation with Dave, Dave has his 3rd conversation with John.
It'll be a clusterfuck, but it'll be a manageable clusterfuck.
>>82300730
Likewise.
>>82300389
>Trolls
You might have made a mistake in your list.
Otherwise, yeah. SBURB was the most fascinating part of Homestuck, and it got shafted in favor of character-centric drama... drama which never got any resolution in the end.
What an unfathomable waste.
At least we'll always have The Overseer Project, as meager a consolation as it might be.
Not to mention, people will learn from Hussie's mistakes and his genius, and take inspiration from SBURB.
And in six years or so, another author will come up with a story setting this fascinating again.
Or maybe in six years or so I'll have started and finished my SBURB fangame. Who knows, an anon can dream.
>>82299338
>davepeta existed before Undertale released
>the entirety of Undertale blowing up happened during the hellapause
What the fuck happened to my perception of time
>>82299039
>dat Eridan
>>82300664
>Maybe a google doc could help
if you would set one up and just dump as much exposition as you can up until the point you're at, it'd give me a good visual picture of what's going on.
>Do you just kind of hang around these threads a lot casually?
yeah they call me bowmanon because I'm a faggot. forreal though, it's nearly midnight though, so I'll have to head off soon but I'm willing to try and help at any point I'm on
>>82300821
But who the fuck wants to see Dave not end up with Karkat?
Homestuck's ending somehow manages to piss every group off at the same time.
>SJWs hate Davekat queer baiting
>Lorefags hate the Blood lore baiting
>Plotfags hate the gaping plot holes
>(Character)fags hate how their fave never got an actual conclusion
You have to be really stuck up your head into the metacanon to enjoy the shit we got, and even then you're probably just trying to convince yourself that you totally didn't waste years of your life for nothing.
>>82300897
I remember playing the undertale demo, and not in a 'neat, a little hidden gem' way, I was pretty shitty and apathetic at the time and I assumed it would amount to nothing.
I fucking hate this world
>Tavros becomes the legendary hero who defeats Lord English
>Tavros becomes the supreme leader of trollkind
>Tavros fucks Meenah and Feferi at the same time
>Tavros sets Dave straight by having Jade and Jane rape him every day
How perfect would that ending be?
>>82300886
>Or maybe in six years or so I'll have started and finished my SBURB fangame.
good luck, I'm counting on you
>>82300966
Wow, same
Except I ended up loving the game.
>>82300837
Well okay it's at minimum 5 because the premise is something basically Insane. The 5 are all in doomed Timelines where, in each timeline, only one of them went through.
Yet, within these 5 separate ones they all made it, just not together. They basically find a way to contact and reach out to each other, figuring since their version of the others is dead, these 5 mights as well stick together.
It's 5 of the same session played on Impossible Mode (1/5 players) x5 over, by each of the characters.
The idea was basically, just like with the Scratch and Troll-Meteor plan, the kids are trying to figure out some overly powerful and complex way to meet each other even separated the way they are, and maybe bring about some sort of improvement. Obviously Dream Bubbles are a huge help, but they don't all want to die of course.
Making things more complicated is the way they can affect each other (Pseudo Classpect magic+via a newly introduced fan-mechanism in Sburb. If the Scratch is a game Reset, think of this as a game Pause), it affects the reality of the their timelines so they have to sync up the changes and keep 'notes' while paused so they can figure what's changed and different and what to actually look for, less the retconny things make each affect/communication meaningless.
>>82300180
>>82300389
>>82300714
pls anons, you're making me sad
>>82300982
with toby in his basement, bowman on his radar and ryan on his lawn?
for sure
>>82300982
With those DSL? Of course.
I'm glad we all agree that Caliborn is the best character
>>82300965
Well, I agree. I've wondered lately, of the people who actually liked the ending, what do they think a bad ending looks like? There is some fundamental difference in the criteria they use to judge good storytelling.
Why was there a whole epilogue in the conclusion animation? And then why is there now an extra planned epilogue? This don't add up. I don't think the ride is over.
>>82301063
Caliborn's up there, along with Aradia and Mituna. The question is, who's the most popular?
>>82300965
>who the fuck wants to see Dave not end up with Karkat
Jade and delusional Karezifags, also delusional Karkatfags who actually believe their shit character will do something cool
>>82301303
Karkrap or Dave
>>82299573
There was a flash at the beginning of the trickster arc that depicted trickster Jane waving the lollipop at some generic cherubs, and they turned into Cals.
>>82301298
SEVEN MORE YEARS, SEVEN MORE YEARS
>>82300965
Dave being in a relationship with Karkat ruins the fun in Dave-Karkat interactions worse than Rosekan ruined Rose and Kanaya's.
>>82301303
Does anyone not like Caliborn? I thought even tumblr liked him despite him going against all of their values and morals.
>>82301298
>he's in no hurry this time
>3 years pass with us thinking nothing more will come
>surprise new ending is read by like 10 people
The 8est plan!!!!!!!
>>82300965
People who are aware that shoe-horned, off screen developed relationships suck.
first for dolorosa fuck you
>>82300346
Even if it was super abstract, EoE makes perfect sense and fulfills most of the themes explored in the main series. Plus, a lot of stuff actually happens in it.
No, this is what we got:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>82300978
Anon, stop, character arc payoffs can only make me this hard.
That'd be kind of hilarious for sure. Of all the characters who could save the day and get everything they want, Tavros is one of those who deserves to the most.
But in the end he doesn't need to yank possible accomplishments away from other characters. I just want him to live a long, dignified, happy and fulfilling life. That's enough. Or maybe it's a lot to ask for. I don't know.
Characters that new readers should never follow or give a shit about:
>>82301471
https://youtu.be/7UE81f0KbK0
>>82300714
>Reckoning never happens
Have fun in your doomed timeline dumbshit
>>82301512
>People fell for the Karkat meme
>>82301523
Well, there you have it.
Why did Rose become so boring after getting with Kanaya?
>>82301751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUvEixF1HE
>>82301781
now this is a hussie work i don't see posted often
>>82301799
what even is it
>>82299632
At least he acknowledged it?
>>82301832
I wonder why they broke up?
>>82301471
the fact that Evangelion had a terrible ending and then they made another pretty okay ending later on gives me hope for Homestuck
>>82301877
except homestucks shitty ending is inextricable from like a third of the comic
>>82301889
>john never used a jackhammer
baka
How do we fix Hussie?
How is it that the Troll's universe was inside of Snowman, the Tumor, and a Genesis Frog all at once?
>>82302026
crucify him
>>82302003
Yeah but now he's giving Roxy the ol' Sledgehammer
>>82301832
Wait, this is the person he based Jade on? I see it for sure
>>82302052
It wasn't inside Snowman, her life was just linked to its life, so if one died the other would too
>>82301877
This actually gives me the strength to hold on.
You are the beacon of hope we need, anon. Thank you.
>>82299662
It did as Calliope had intended, but the goal for which she aimed was a bad thing for humans.
>>82302187
All we have to do is make sure it;s abundantly clear to Hussie that he has a shitload to make up for and it might be okay.
>>82302052
>we'll never find out more about LE's pimp magic or how he made Snowman a voodoo doll for a whole universe
>>82302213
His time powers come out of his mouth so he clearly had to kiss her
>>82301889
Seeing john in isometric is kind of disconcerting
>>82299801
I'm the proponent of the theory that the sprites are drawn to the battlefield to be absorbed into it during the Ultimate Alchemy, where they perform the role of chromosomes via the prototyping DNA in the making of the universe. Perhaps in light of this, Davepeta returned to the session and was absorbed, counting as two sprites for this purpose.
>>82302213
Didn't Scratch work that particular piece of magic?
Dude knew everything, I'm sure he could find a way to exploit FG powers to their most bullshit extent.
Honestly Scratch always seemed like a more undefeatable villain than English ever became. Knowledge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Power
>>82302098
I remember way during Act 1 his friends saying she was like Rose (or Rose was like her, rather)
But if he had shit involving spades slick that would mean less panels of rose and kanaya holding hands.
hussie's old art feels very...urban
as if there could have been an alternate universe where he created The Nutshack
>>82302265
That makes no sense. Arquiusprite is around for the fight on Earth against Caliborn. And their frog was perfectly completed, so it wasn't missing anything without him either.
>>82300451
I can get behind this. The matriorb was desired by the Condesce, after all.
>>82300520
I always wondered if the implicit chess roles of the Midnight Crew would ever b covered in more detail. There's loose symbolism of Deuce as the underestimated pawn, Boxcars as the mighty yet predictable castle, Droog as the sinisterly-manouvreable bishop and Slick as a the weak yet frightening dynamic knight. But they could've had powers and shit too.
>>82302338
That's an interesting dichotomy.
Lets celebrate the new quest board with an equally new round of Jackquest!
>>>/qst/7770
Square off against a MURDEROUS NINJA! Find a HIDDEN SPACESHIP! Use your IMAGINATION!
>>82302357
urban is definitely the word
>>82302313
Scratch won and got away with everything. He told Rose point blank that nothing that happens after LE is summoned is any of his business. He washed his hands of this mess and of the whole comic and got out before it turned to shit. He was truly the smartest of them all.
I always wanted a Scratch and Caliborn conversation, though. What a shame.
>>82302422
Holy shit. That's clever. Slick even rides a bunch of stuff throughout the comic...
>>82302468
>I always wanted a Scratch and Caliborn conversation, though. What a shame.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006863
>>82300730
He literally is when you consider that every other character, and everything else's entire existence is not only a consequence of his decisions, but also intended to be his automated, goes-around-comes-around comeuppance.
>>82301877
I think the thing that should give you hope for Homestuck is that the Problem Sleuth epilogue came late and resolved everything in a satisfying way.
>>82302495
You know it's not the same thing. Caliborn's banter with Hussie's overindulgent self-insert shenanigans is closer. Honestly, there's no good reason why Scratch shouldn't have had Andrew's role in Caliborn's session.
>>82301682
This chart is weird. How am I supposed to compare how much Karkat spoke with how much Dave and the rest spoke?
>>82302515
It came six days later. Hussie isn't even seriously considering lifting a finger to make this epilogue happen right now. He's completely checked out.
>>82302582
THIS
It actually bothers the shit out of me.
>>82301865
Who and what?
>>82302585
>>82302611
Problem Sleuth was a year long and the epilogue came out six days later. Homestuck was seven years long, so the epilogue should be due on May 25
>>82301832
I've never actually seen tis before. Who drew the portraits of Cindy and Andy?
>>82301889
That John in the top left is so damn adorable.
>>82302678
>May 25
Honestly I would optimistically only expect as early as 6/12. Realistically, it will be within the year. Maybe never, though.
does jasprosesprite^2 have paw pads on her hands and feet?
>>82301832
somebody get me a TSO shirt and I'll do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljnOExGEAY
Post yfw you realized the second shitposter in this video was a fucking prophet.
>>82302402
There are two ARquisprites anon, and for that matter possibly two timelines.
>>82302780
It wasnt Rose's grimdark corpse though
>>82302780
And then it came true.
And then nobody made any selfcest porn of it.
>>82302449
Oh my JESUS THEY'VE MADE A QUEST BOARD?!?!
Oh happy damn days, /tg/ is useable!
>>82302679
Who knows. This is what it'd look like if Hussie drew them.
>>82302744
probably easiest just to make your own, it's a pretty simple design
>>82302648
>jade talked so much
>still no development.
>>82302855
fucking finally, quest threads and magical realm discussion were the biggest problems on that board and have been killing it for years
>>82302871
Hussie seems so full of life and rambunctious fervor in the old days. He looks healthy and spirited. I feel bad for what we did to him, but at least he's ripped now. Maybe he'll turn out okay.
>>82302483
First of all being the Horse Hitcher. Then there's the exiles of Earth - WV is a pawn, AR is a castle and PM a knight. Heck, you can even step the game up and apply it to the Felt, with Scratch and Snowman as King and Queen.
I reckoned folks had noticed that Deuce was a pawn however. Small yet powerful if he gets in your backfield.
>>82302648
>Mindfang had more dialogue than Nepeta, Feferi, and Gamzee
>>82302648
When did Jake talk that much? Maybe I just skipped because really, fuck Jake.
>>82302582
God I would've loved for Caliborn to just once interact with Scratch or LE. Or LE to have had more than one monologue/conversation in the comic.Or for Scratch to be the ultimate mastermind who counter-possesses English and becomes the final boss as Lord Scratch
>>82302422
I was always under the impression that all of the humanoid carapacians sans the royalty were meant to be pawns, with the horrific castle-like and horse-headed monsters on the Battlefield being the rooks, knights, etc.
>>82303058
All of these things would have been golden.
>>82302871
>>82302926
Double word. Hussie's depiction of Cindy is legit nice incidentally, although I can't tell if his seldepiction is more accurate/flattering this one here.
>>82302999
but then PM has the symbolism of a pawn that advances all the way and becomes a queen.
Yo dudes check out these gifs.
http://mokgae.tumblr.com/post/143535010080
>>82303059
Yes and no really. While there are specifically-bred pieces that have more to do with literal animals and structures, as well as the prototyping built into them, than the norm, the regular pieces also clearly reflect certain roles in their builds and personalities. Every Derse comes with the king, queen and four prime agents. It would make sense that these agents complete the back rank of the chess set, as well as their own murky undercurrent of playing cards.And likewise, for the Prospitian prime agency to be composed of the eternal distracted/absent pawn (AD), castle (MK, corrupt), bishop (PI) and knight (PS).
>>82303287
is it like a parody of some anime thing?
>>82303087
Ideally the Scratch conversation would occur on the Black Planet. Scratch might even *be* that planet's cueball, requiring him to be sacrificed while Caliborn contends with omniscient manouvres and first guardian power.
Ah, what may have been.
>>82302790
We never saw a second Arquiusprite, but considering how up in the air the whole Masterpiece's chronology is, I wouldn't be awfully surprised if it was an alternate or Pre-GO Arquisprite involved in it.
>>82303312
I do like the way you think. I always wanted Prospit Sleuth.
>>82303344
Kekkai Sensen, yeah.
>>82303227
True, and I remember seeing an infographic that expounds upon this. But the same is true of Noir's manouvring to usurp the Queen in every session, and the duelling knights symbolism of the two Goddogs is too rich to pass up.
I feel bad for Hussie. He's obviously not passionate about Homestuck anymore but it was his big thing and now he's stuck writing an epilogue and trying to find ways to keep making money off of it
>>82303405
I remember, way back when Act 6 started, we had high hopes that PS would be Jane's exile. Oh how wrong we were to dream it.
>>82303058
That just makes me imagine this
>>82303287
Yes, they are fucking cute.
>>82303360
>Ah, what may have been.
Homestuck.
>>82303466
I honestly can't imagine being so frightfully foolish as an author that I wouldn't have made that connection.
>>82301471
EB: this is nice.
EB: this is the end.
EB: okay.
EB: where exactly am I?
EB: oh okay here are the curtains.
EB: good.
EB: um, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys!
EB: how do i get home?
EB: what do i eat?
EB: did vriska save everyone?
EB: did she die?
EB: hell, was this all in my mind?
EB: what's a cherub?
EB: is that some sort of a freudian thing?
EB: um, am i real?
EB: oh hell
EB: does a bus run through here?
EB: i mean i'd like to go home now but
EB: uh
EB: oh god
EB: where's home?
AT: oKAY, I MUSTN'T ABSCOND,
AT: i MUSTN'T ABSCOND,
AT: nOW, UH, IF i WERE TO RUN AWAY,
AT: uH, LET'S ANALYZE THAT,
AT: wHERE THE FUCK WOULD i GO?
AT: tHE FUCKING MULTIVERSE IS DYING
AG: Uhhhhhhhh, is this how you end the series?
AG: Is this where we go from here?
AG: Okay, the movie 8etter sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now!
AG: Cause I'm stuck in Nowhereland!
AG: You ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya 8astards!
>>82303392
'cisely.
>>82303405
Or as I imagined it, the Predicant Scholar. He's just so damn busy looking up random shit for the querysome peoples of Prospit that he never gets involved in any session. The Peculiar Indexer and the Ace Dick (his imagination is REALLY shitty) make things more complicated, plus the Monodominant Keepthrift is always hiding SOMETHING from them, that their ride never ends.
>>82303519
>that tiny head
>>82303599
This is quality.
>>82302678
Hopefully it's May 31st
That'd be a nice b-day present
Does anyone beside me think Trezza's going to be even worse than Vriska?
>>82303620
Dirk is yaoi so yaoi proportions only make sense.
>>82303700
You really can't get much worse than terminal cancer.
Worst case scenario she's a lower quality Meenah who likes memes. Shit, but not actual cancer.
>>82303700
She'll most likely be inept compared to the actual villain. Another empress being the big bad is too obvious.
>>82303700
I hope all this time in dev hell has given andrew time to freshen up on writing again. She won't be cookiecutter at least.
>>82303700
literally who?
>>82303663
Sometimes I think I should collect all the "qualities" I get in these threads and put them all in one place.
Oh, and Jack Noir's official name is the Seditious Seneschal, although he never uses it and neither does anyone that likes their blood inside their veins.
>>82303766
Andrew isn't writing the game at all, anon.
>>82303700
>that nubby trident
>>82303830
it's a balloon
Can someone post more Karezi pictures?
Not like I like it or anything. Karezi still has nothing on Caliborn fucking shit up. I just think the two of them work well together.
>>82303830
Don't you fucking start.
>>82303815
man you're probably right
that's really disappointing and not what I paid for when I contributed to the kickstarter
>>82303815
>People backed Homestuck fanfiction
>>82303894
I'm literally right. The head writer is some nobody named skullmandible on Twitter.
>>82303922
So what IS Hussie doing?
I'm sort of hoping that "head writer" just means he's head of doing all the superfluous grunt work, and all the important shit is being done by the big man himself.
Because if Hussie winds up taking a managerial position on his own fucking project I'm going to flip my shit.
>>82303984
I don't think "head writer" implies grunt work
>>82303815
Good. Look at the mess he made last time.
has gaydeer still been radio silent since 4/13?
>>82303984
>I'm sort of hoping that "head writer" just means he's head of doing all the superfluous grunt work, and all the important shit is being done by the big man himself.
No I imagine it's more like Hussie probably wrote the story and then left the other guy to actually write the script.
>>82304029
She sure hasn't been here since then.
>>82303922
>visit his profile
>his icon is a ghost
>he is literally a ghost writer
>>82303760
If it's really pre-Sgrub Alternia there's a few possibilities I can think of.
>>82304032
God fucking dammit. I really, really hope that against all common sense this is fake.
Plot is literally Hussie's worst aspect, and now he's leaving some unknown to write the dialogue and background text, the heart and soul of his work.
>>82304055
I don't have that drawing of Spades Slick having a good laugh but that would go here if I did.
>>82304082
It is true man, I'm sorry
The writer is some dude best known for the 'who's this clown is a powerful insult' tweet
>>82304082
This is what you all paid for, along with the ruination and drawing out of the comic itself.
>>82304082
Yeah, it's actually really bad if there is actually as little Hussie involved as implied. Having him be the head writer doesn't necessarily mean Hussie won't be writing anything, but I wouldn't count on feeling much Hussie in the dialogue.
remember that guy/gal that got laid off from WP last year or so and posted something on their tumblr along the lines of
>if you don't know how your story ends, you're doing something wrong
>>82304057
Nope, not happening, that would imply something interesting in this game
Why did Condy get a bonus omnipower tiara out of nowhere in ONLY the second version of the second universe?
>>82304170
man I'm so confused
I wanted to give Hussie the benefit of the doubt on Homestuck because I figured hey, he must be busy with the game
But if he's not actually working on the game then what the hell is he doing
>>82304188
link this juice
>>82303922
Hussie is best writing dialogue, jokes and world building. He clearly has trouble planning out full story arcs and keeping his shit focused on an end goal. It's a good thing someone else is taking the reigns on the big picture. That way hussie can focus on what he does best. Obviously it will still be his artistic vision.
>>82304222
I believe he is working on the game, but it's mostly the more macro stuff involved in getting it done. Perhaps Hussie would have been able to focus on the writing etc. more if he hadn't had to make his own studio for the game.
>>82304209Something happened in the B1 universe that we didn't see which prevented her rise.Episode 2 of this awful game is going to get a DOGSHIT ending I swear.
>>82304254
>>82304032
I'm getting mixed messages. Does anyone actually know what's going on here?
>>82304343
I doubt even Hussie knows what's going on at this point.
>>82304223
the posts were took down in like 7 hours or so. there were caps floating around here but I seriously can't find anything, I can only find the layoff notices rather than the personal posts
![d8cf5cc62760e974a35099cd48693da1_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFEq6YX.jpg "d8cf5cc62760e974a35099cd48693da1 original[1]")
I just started looking at this Hiveswap shit, and is that Mom? Is Grandpa in this? Is Jude related to Jade?
>>82304311
I feel like he doesn't actually know what his fans like anymore. I really don't know what he's trying to accomplish with Hiveswap at all.
>>82304254
But that's literally the implication that other people are sending. That Hussie is doing the grand scale planning and this new guy is doing the dialogue and jokes.
Of course this is /hsg/, and all we have are a few Tumblr pages from people saying they're on the game and a brief crew list from the site itself, so eh.
>>82304444
Joey and Jude are old-fashioned kids that Grandpa-Jake with some Claire woman. Presumably given the timeline we know so far that IS a young version of Rose's Mom babysitting them.
>>82304444
That is a young Mom Lalonde. Jude and Jade are another set of children from Grandpa Harley and directly related to John and Jade.
Reminder that Hussie had originally stated the game would have nothing to do with the main comic and not involve trolls at all. It now directly revolves around nothing but trolls and the player characters are relatives of the comic's main characters.
>>82304444
Yes, yes, and yes.
>>82304444
Checked
>>82304444
That's Mom Lalonde from B1. This is the 90s, the timeframe fits.
We don't know if Grandpa Harley is in this, though we know that Joey and Jude (those dorks in the picture other than Mom Lalonde) are related, and Jude is a Harley. Chances are that they're the direct children or the grandchildren of B1 Jake.
>>82304444
Wait, hiveswap takes place two years before the beta kids arrive as babies on meteors, right? How old is Mom in this picture? I hope at least 16.
>>82304504
>Jake canonically had sex
>all those phrases he shouted after Aranea powered him up are what he yells during sex
This is worse than Goofy's canonical sex and the implied noises involved
My guess is that Hiveswap has been completely abandoned at this point and Hussie screws over everyone that paid for the kickstarter and gets away scott free.
What if B1 Grandpa boned the young foxy Mom Lalonde?
>>82304508
That's pretty dumb. He probably realized that the game was going to be shit so he made it tie into the comic as much as possible to get fans to buy it.
I hope, really hope hiveswap doesn't bomb. Everything has been a clusterfuck for a good 5 years now, and something, ANYTHING, just one good thing needs to happen.
>>82304508
Will Dad be in it? Will he have a face? Is Jude the son of Nanna? Why didn't he raise Jade?
>>82304582
>knight
i don't like it
>>82304626
The switch to 2D and Hussie being inspired by Broken Age (probably the shittiest text-based adventure to date that has nearly zero gameplay and no focus on puzzles) AND making it episodic, I don't understand how anyone could have any hope for it at this point.
>>82304582
At this point I've basically lost all excitement for Hiveswap. I paid $200 into that kickstarter and now it doesn't even matter to me whether the game comes out or not. The ONLY reason I supported the kickstarter is because it had Hussie's name on it, and at the time he had a great work ethic and produced high quality work.
>>82304626
Hiveswap deserves to bomb harder than anything else. Hiveswap is the reason Homestuck went off the deep end and died in flames. It would be the only just outcome. Vriska's hubris will never be punished, but Hussie's sure will.
>>82304602
It's not really tied into the comic. Joey and Jude are just a small allusion to one part of the comic, and maybe if Hiveswap isn't shit (still possible, though less likely now) he'll make a sequel focusing on the B1 guardians.
Everything else is taking place in an Alternia too young to have Ancestor talk and too old to have serious A2 troll talk. It's also implied to be a sort of counterpart to modern day 2016.
>>82304599
No don't be gross. He barely managed to get two out before he turned 70-ish, and Roxy is clearly a teenager in this photo. Also all he thinks about is conquest so he's too busy out doing the shit he had to hire the babysitter for in the first place to bone his babysitter.
>>82304688
>making it episodic
what the fuck, is Hiveswap episodic now?
>>82304710
>I paid $200 into that kickstarter
YOUU DID THIS
>>82304738
Plus he's traveling the world and can get all the ladies and fellas he could ever want. Imagine all the milfs he's charmed with his Nigel Thornberry bullshit.
>>82304747
it always was
>>82304769
That makes it MORE likely he's fucked Roxy "loves older men and men who look like Jake" Lalonde.
>>82304712
As much as I hate Hiveswap for ruining the comic, it's also the only hope we have of ever having Hussie make anything again. If this shit bombs he might just say "fuck it" and quit, and as much as I hate Hussie for being a hack he can be a good writer when he actually gives a shit.
>>82304504
>all the human characters will die in 2009 at the latest
>all the troll characters will die by either glubbings or meteors
>>82304712
Why didn't he just wait until he finished homestuck?
>>82304799
Shut up you brazen paedophile!
>>82304801
That's the thing though, Hussie's never going to give a shit about Homestuck ever again. Hiveswap needs to bomb so he can move the fuck on.
>>82304824
pressure from halftruth to find more ways to monetize his brand
>>82304676
>Is Jude the son of Nanna
Nanna and Grandpa never met after he left home.
>>82304599
Why would he fuck his adopted daughter?
>>82298792
Is there any truth to the memes that he's effectively been assimilated by the tumblr hivemind and now completely with the sjw nuthouse as far as associations go?
>>82304824
Yoko Ono
>>82304754
I still can't believe that the colonel sanders clone with a party hat banged the hot-ass psychic fish alien
Truly best ship
>>82304854
Did they break up
>>82304854
Doesn't he have rich parents or something? That bitch was never happy.
>>82304870
There's a little Doc Scratch in each and every one of us.
>>82304837
Jake is an adventurous millionaire playboy with a ship in every port and a "do what feels good" attitude, he doesn't give a shit about the rules.
>>82304899
>colonel sanders clone
He's Mark Twain.
How's the Nep fapfic going?
>>82304885
There was that time when he said none of the characters had any official races when he clearly had written into the story that Dirk was white. They are blonde fucking characters. It's a visual story.
>>82304962
still fuckin waitin, all day
>>82304962i gave up
>>82304983kill yourself
>>82304983
i'll kill you!
>>82304948
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HONOR, GOOD SIR?!
>>82304962
What nep fapfic?
>>82304972
Yeah but that was obviously just really feeble appeasement. He ended up closing his tumblr, making a joke about the kids being caucasian, leaving in a reference to Bro being white and Rose being pale, and made fun of everyone on tumblr through Meenahquest.
>>82304983
>>82304576
I can't remember when exactly Hiveswap occurs outside of the general vague mid-90's. Nor can I remember the ages of Joey and Jude in the game. However, Mom and Bro would've most ideally arrived around 1970 to fit best with known events in comic.
Young Mom here must be somewhere between 13 and 16, which puts the moment in the picture around 1983-1986. Assuming Joey and Jude are 13 in Hiveswap, this puts the pair of them in the age ranges of ...0-5 years old. Hrmm. Maybe the two of them are older than 13 or something, I don't know.
>>82304899
I can't believe Hussie never explored their relationship. I wanted dialogues.
>>82305045
Is Jake the worst character in homestuck?
>>82304738
>>82304769
Honestly it seems prefereble sometimes to be on the side of the scratch where you're a guardian or ancestor than the side which plays Sburb as a scrubby early teen. The lives the parents lead are awesome.
>>82305115
>yfw sassacre probably just conquered The Condesce's heart using fish puns alone
>>82305128
He's pretty bad, but not as lame as Tavros, as cancerous as Vriska, or as boring as Jane, so I can't say he's the worst.
>>82305128
No surely i...
There must be...
:(
>>82305149
possibly some kind of consolation prize for getting swapped.
>>82305149
yeah, up until they all died horribly.
Because for real with ONE exception they all died fucking horribly.
>>82304885
I wouldn't go that far, but they've certainly been an influence on him. Hussie's changed a lot over the course of the comic. He seemed to genuinely fall in love with the Act 5/shipper/Kickstarter audience, but became disenfranchised over the course of Act 6. Softowl is very much a textbook tumblrite, and he entered and exited a relationship with her that practically bookended this whole affair.
>>82305268
>This man is almost 40 years old
>>82305221
You mean Poppop? Because I remember a lot of meteors and also a meteor fell on Nanna. Like, I know it's relatively instant but fuck.
>>82305307
R-John was the only one who lived happily and died peacefully, yeah.
Jake is my favorite alpha kid
not by a lot mind you
they're all terrible
but Jake is funny and good-natured
Roxy's incessant sweetness gets on my nerves
>>82305307
That first meteor should read murder. Time to put down the pipe.
>>82305045Joey has hair curls, round hairstyle, hair that points outwards at the bottom, and no glasses. She looks like a fusion of Roxy and a harleybert.
>>82305307
It's better to go instantly. If you die slowly, the chemicals in your brain that slow down time when you dream start leaking out and slow down your last conscious moments of agony.
>>82305374
What are you talking about?
>>82305128
we all know who the worst is
>>82305306
wasn't halftruth super young, like in her early 20s
>>82305221
Pish-posh. Bro died doing what he loved, Grandpa had a fantastic life who after all the dangers he braved got off light (and karmically I might add), Nanna died quickly and painlessly and Poppop . . . I can't remember Poppop but I imagine it was similar.
Grandma, Director-Bro and the Moms got the short end of the stick. That's 50/50, and they still lived awesomely. Imagine writing Harry Potter, only it's not shit and an actual prophecy. Imagine director SBHAJH: The Moiviebe.
>>82305405
He meant to say he remembered there were a lot of murders, not meteors.
He made this mistake because he is very high on marijuana.
>>82305306
Last I checked he was 36. Nearer 40 than 30, but not nearly.
>>82305425
You tell me. I find her age pretty hard to guess.
What's the obsession /co/ has with Redwood, by the way? There's tons of art of him fucking the female /co/-tans while /co/nrad watches and shit, why does /co/ have so many cucks
>>82299163
>>82299147
this is really cool
>>82305454
>Imagine writing Harry Potter, only it's not shit
Hey now, slow your roll there
>>82305509
That was a few years ago, when his shtick hadn't worn off yet.
>>82305509
I had completely forgotten that redwood was a thing until you made that post. Weeks of posting in the run-up to the end of the comic and not a peep.
>>82305556
You know exactly what I mean. Rowling is a good world-builder but the writing is plain, the tone change meh-ly handled and the series over-rated. No single passage from any Harry Potter book is as good as the excerpt of Complacency of the Learned Rose wrote.
>>82305504
>he's 36
so is tuberculosis going to die this year?
>>82305509
its kind of amazing how much shit was made
What did Hussie mean by this?
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>>82305689
Speaking of, kind of, actually, If I'm putting metastuck in this book-like project, should it be ALL of metastuck or just HSG stuff?
>>82305730
Basically that trolls were insane and alien.
>>82305685
One can only pray as much.I made an image comparing Hussie's face to the old Doc Holliday, I have no idea where I put it. Or if it got destroyed the last time I got a blue screen of death.
>>82305794
reminder when that was a thing
and how trolls and humans ultimately wouldn't work out
>>82305863
Remember when it was revealed that almost all of the crazy antisocial shit was a result of Doc Scratch's meddling and normally trolls are peaceful?
>>82305863
That still ultimately came true though? The only human-troll ship that remained intact was rosemary, because rose is fucking nuts
>>82305556
>slow your roll there
I fucking see your game you piece of meme shit.
I'll have you know that /co/ is a respectable board that is too good for your kind.
>>82305863
Remember when Calliope was supposed to never be able to understand human love, and would only ever be romantic drawn to figures she found odious and detestable?
Haha jk the member of the solitary hate-species will fit in perfectly fine on nuEarth
>>82305894
Actually Kanaya's the one who's more atypical of her species if anything.
>>82305891
Remember when Meenah drove one of her friends to madness?
>>82305765
just the good stuff but it doesn't have to be about hsg as long as it was made by hsg
>>82305961
yeah with her pelvis lol
>>82305961
I guess that invalidates the rest of Beforus' peaceful society, silly me.
>>82305891
Remember when relationships like Moirraillegiance, Kismesis and Auspisticism existed unaltered on Beforus? Remember when Meenah was as ruthless as any Alternian without influences to the contrary, Damara could be tipped into permanent homocidality and Cronus and Kurloz were both controlling and manipulative?
Remember the tabula rasa fallacy was just that, and pinning huge traits on social changes was bad writing?I'm being harsh here but trolls clearly have innate psychotic tendencies that need expressal and attendance through quadrants, just because Scratch/English/the Handmaid fostered violence doesn't mean any of the genetically-unaltered troll characters were innately more or less so
>>82306018
Or that time that Kankri strongly implied how fucked up the treatment of mutants was.
Or that time that it turned out that Aranea was a murderous sociopath the whole time and she just needed a good motivation and an outlet for her inner desires
Or the fact that it's even possible to drive someone else to such a brink of insanity that they're willing to kill, either Meenah was fucking Jigsaw or both Damara and Meenah were at least a little mentally unstable from the start
If anything the peaceful Beforus society was because of Feferi's exerted influence. Even if trolls aren't as murderous as Alternian culture implies, they also don't have those same callings towards peace as humans, at least not in the same way.
>>82306018
Meenah fully planned to.
They were peaceful because they were ruled by Feferi.
>>82306105
my headcanon is that Beforan society was on the path to being a slightly better Alternia before Karkat (a.k.a. the Troll Moses) and his friends led a peaceful revolution that resulted in the peaceful Beforus we got.
>>82306142
A few incidents of particularly fucked up and powerful people doesn't suddenly make the entire race a ravenous bloodthirsty mob.
what was beforus eri like?
>>82306142
>either Meenah was fucking Jigsaw
Meenah did say that Lord English was hot.
>>82306105
>Grub Kindergarten is a cakewalk compared to the caves and trials
>Grubs still manage to die with enough frequency to keep a running meat/pigment-based industry going because they're just dumb as hell
>>82306105
>>82306215
So I guess this just proves that trolls are particularly prone to political or divine manipulation.
>>82306270
Uh, let's see, before Aradia would have been an archaeologist, because that's the one trait Aradia had that the Handmaid didn't, so...Eridan is a military leader? Dualscar was a pirate and Cronus used to be a wizard.
>>82306270
Probably a huge beta
>>82306248
Interesting, a nice spin on the Vantas-as-prophet theme. However, I like to keep evenness with the depictions of Ancestors and their relations. The Disciple was more or less Meulin, so A1 Nepeta would likewise be herself, however Orphaner Dualscar was plainly more like Eridan so A1 Eridan would be more like Cronus, as some kind of minstrel or whatever. So given that the Sufferer and Kankri are both preachers, I like the idea that Karkat's ancestor-self was some kind of warrior, in the Beforan equivalent of the Threshecutioners after all. Perhaps even the Empress's bodyguard.And lover.
>>82306294
You're making a common but huge mistake.
Grubs are not larval trolls. Grubs are just mindless insect larvae. Look at Sollux's game grubs. Those are grubsauce grubs.
Troll larvae are called wigglers.
>>82306262
It's not that they're fucked up, it's how they're fucked up. They aren't fucked up in the way that humans can be fucked up, they're fucked up in a uniquely troll way, one that resembles Alternia.
Basically, even if B2 Earth was run like Alternia people wouldn't wind up like trolls. Christ they have an entire quadrant based around hatefucking, and another quadrant based around keeping people from hatefucking too often.
>>82306270
Military leader in the old guard, begrudgingly joined the revolution because he wanted to bone Feferi.
>>82306384
Fair enough. Although I would've liked to see Hussie give us even a tiny bit about the A1 ancestors, I get that they're so irrelevant and it's easier to let the fans imagine whatever they want to.
>>82306294
Or indeed for rainbow drinking to be an understood and not-rare phenomenon. Goodness me, how would the Lusii be incorporated into a Star Trek/nanny culture?
>>82306326
Mebe, but that has neither been stated nor seems to be a deliberate theme with them. It's easier to simply say that Scratch's work on Alternia was nothing less than extraordinary, the equivalent of breeding Trolls for evil and warfare so that, on a genetic basis, the average troll was very different from its Beforan counterpart.
>>82306409
Too bad it just so happens that humans have that too but aren't autistic enough to need to categorize it. Dave confirmed it, after all.
>>82306384
Eh, the Alternians were made as older counterparts to the A2 trolls first and foremost, and then the A1 trolls were in turn loosely based off them.
Following that logic the A1 ancestors should be the models that the A1 trolls follow.
So by that logic it'd make sense that A1 Karkat was the sort of guy who got stuff done by talking and shit, as opposed to being a revolutionary.
My personal theory is that A1 Troll Moses was really angry all the time, but people started listening to him and liking his ideas, and he managed to lead a large enough force that A1 Feferi became impressed, and with their combined forces Beforus became somewhat good.
And then in his old age, A1 Troll Moses became a lot more calm and collected, and while the Sufferer's last words were a long angry rant, the ... Lawgiver? Eh, it works, the Lawgiver's last words were a few quiet whispers to his closest friends.
>>82306496
Honestly the A1 ancestors are so low down the what pile there'll probably never be any acknowledgement. Unless the trollfags of tumblr make a surprise resurgence-cum-appeal, but they've all moved on to SU now.
>>82306386
>In a huge twist, "Trolls" are a parasitic sentience that cling to otherwise mindless grubs and slowly mutate their bodies into grey kids with horns
>>82305682
Rose's prose is a little extra purple.
>>82306514
Yes, let's go with Dave "people don't have arcs rose" as the one true confirmation.
Fuck, you just reminded me of how much of a mistake Johnrezi was.
No, humans can't feel Black emotions, that doesn't even make sense with how black emotions have been displayed in the story so far. Being a tsundere isn't having black emotions.
>>82306548
Lawgiver would work better for Terezi, who reformed the justice system into an actual court system instead of drawn-out executions.
>>82306548
I'm definitely not disagreeing on the idea of A1 Karkat as a member of the establishment moreso than a revolutionary. But Kankri and the Sufferer alike were lecturers and preachers, only the ancestor one was passionate and genuine. Karkat was a weak and useless warrior, so A1 ancestor Karkat was actually a really competent and feared soldier. The mirroring takes precedence over creating another prophet, although if any prophet fitted the bill it'd be Moses, the *action* prophet.
>>82306601
Let's be real here, black emotions were never portrayed well at any level. Maybe Hussie's blatant troll ancestor erotica kinda did it justice, but not really.
Like, what's the difference between wanting to kill someone and wanting to hatefuck them? Is there actually a difference? Hussie seemed to imply there was, and yet it's never really elaborated all that much on.
Would you a Terezi?
>>82306588
And gloriously so.
>>82306644
Last I checked Latula didn't really have a boner for justice that much, while Redglared did. So A1 Terezi would've been some kind of skateboarding Nostradamus, Predictor of the Vast Stunts.
>>82306583
>The "horns" are the fruiting bodies of a cordyceps
>"Plush" troll horns are now on sale at welovefine.
>>82306270
Exactly like Dualscar.
>>82306727
Wanting to kill VS wanting to lock in your sex dungeon?
>>82306738
Hussie made me hate her for killing John but also gave me a boner because she's exactly my type.
Then he expanded on her character and I fell in love, and then ruined her character so I fell out of love.
It's been a real rollercoaster, having her for a waifu. Granted, I do what any self-respecting Homestuck fan does and pretends everything post-Cascade never happened.
>>82306738
Maybe one without torso deformities.
daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong, and she is the best character in homestuck.
>>82306727
At best, you could say that the emotional state of being really niggled by someone else automatically induces arousal in trolls. It isn't really well portrayed at all. For instance, everyone on the meteor's red romantic needs are covered and explored, but the one black romance - Terezi vs Gamzee - is portrayed exclusively as an evil and abusive relationship. In reality all the trolls would have looking for an aggressive rival among their meteor peers just as much as they would've wanted a red lover. Yet perhaps outside of post-Retcon Terezi clearly trying to initiate something with John, and Karkat with Vriska, it goes untouched.
>>82306838
What did Hussie do to her?
>>82306738
sure
>>82306878
Get to work on the epilogue, Hussie.
>>82306738
Only her feet. She wouldn't mind if she was sleeping...would she?
>>82306878
You spelt Terezi wrong.
>>82306854
>>82306838
>tfw liked Daverezi
>tfw it died
Where did it go so wrong?
>>82306888
Nice trips.
He made her an alcoholic druggie and instead of having her grow and learn from it she becomes Vriska's Yesman.
Also her Remem8er bullshit did nothing. That flash was POINTLESS.
i was looking forward to that nepfic all day
>>82306815
See, I always liked the idea of black romance being a respectful, competitive rivalry where you also happen to fuck. Like maybe you're a troll martial artist and one of the dudes at your dojo keeps beating you shounen rival style, so you guys butt heads then you give heads to his butt. Or Paul Allen gets a real nice business card and a promotion and a reservation at Dorsia and you're so mad that you have no choice but to fuck him in the ass and make him cum.
But if kismesis aren't killing each other it kinda defeats the purpose of the auspitice or whatever.
>>82306838
i only pretend that when it comes to character development since i actually liked the events themselves pre-retcon
>>82299163
An appropriate use of shai'hulud
>>82306972
>But if kismesis aren't killing each other it kinda defeats the purpose of the auspitice or whatever.
Isn't it an Auspitice's job is to prevent trolls from forming a black relationship though?
>>82306964
Just use your imagination instead.
>Most of act 6 was complete shit
>MSPA forums are still down
>Absolutely no progress updates on Hiveswap
No one even cares anymore I take it
>>82307028
my penis doesn't react to that anymore
>>82307021
The point of an Auspistice is to pull two trolls out of an especially bad black relationship
>>82307021
It's to prevent two people from going black because they are too violent. Or to keep an already black relationship from going overboard.
>>82306972
Autistics are to stop them from developing several blackroms simultaneously.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004297
>>82307036
>MSPA forums are still down
Why did they take the forums down when people would want to discuss the ending?
>>82306961
goddamn that's an old image.
>>82307058
try candy corn liquor
>>82307080
Why do you think?
>>82304444
how old is mom here? If Hivesawp takes place in 94, and Joey is like 12 or something...
>>82307096
candy corn and black licorice are my favorites
>>82307080
Because they knew the ending was hot sloppy garbage.
>>82306961
I too, ship Daverezi. My entire process through 5A and 5B was just me gripping onto my seat trying as hard as I could not to fall in love and ship my two favorite characters. Still mad they never got together post-retcon even though they had every reason to.
>>82307130
That's Roxy. Those are her kids.
>>82307133
You know what's better than candy corn? Those little pumpkins made out of the same substance. It's the same candy entirely, but the pumpkins are somehow even better.
>>82307130
13-16, maybe. She matches the design and proportions of all the other characters we've seen in the comic.
>>82299147
>>82299163
I watched his Act 7 talkback video. He raises some really good points, and mentions a few plot holes that I haven't seen talked about yet. But I think he has too much faith in Hussie. He says things like "who knows the story better than Hussie". But personally I feel like Hussie has checked out on Homestuck and didn't want to put a lot of effort into the ending.
>>82307156
ipgd isn't wrong though.
The ending wasn't rushed. It was the most calculated, well executed ending to a story he stopped writing 5 years ago.
>>82307130
well that picture is a few years older than that, given how young Jude looks, so let's say it's 1991 or so. Young Mom would be about 13 or 14 in that pic
>>82306248
>>82306105
It probably makes the most sense that Beforus would have be at least somewhat similar to what Alternia was had Feferi not been the empress for life.
>>82307176
What pumpkins?
>>82307176
if i eat more than like 3 of those i get sick
>>82307194
i dunno, she seems pretty young
>>82307080
Apparently the forum security was compromised and someone got hold of a lot of users' data, so they simply took the forums down and avoided talking about them.
>>82307212
that would mean mom adopted rose when she was around 16.
>>82307242
Source on this?
>>82307258
Nice.
>>82306878
DROPPED YOUR QUIRK
>>82307258
Which is why the picture of her with Joey is of Joey being a small child. SHe's a teenager then but a young woman when she adopts Rose.
>>82307258
or about 18
>>82307276
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4byv6o/psa_the_mspa_forums_have_been_compromised/
What did Hussie say Bro's age was again?
>>82307080
For a few days the threads still worked, just the main index was borked. Rumor has it that it was an outside attack that wasn't taken seriously at first. The way it's still not back up leads me to believe the forum database may be actually fucked beyond retrieval.
Miss Lalonde is probably so lonely. maybe... maybe she would enjoy my company if only for a small chat or a coffee................
>>82307356
Depends, what year did his meteor fall?
Wasn't Hussie circumcised at age 19?
>>82307396
homestuck isn't real
AH: Storytelling is a touchy thing.
AH: Especially when you're writing the biggest webcomic on the internet.
AH: My story needed that final touch to end it.
AH: But because I was in too much of a hurry to do the job right.
AH: it's missing critical character development.
AH: So when I finished it, and watched the anime tadpole fly into Skaia
AH: and after all the fireworks and fanfare from the Act 7 flash had subsided
AH: I kind of felt like the story didn't end so good.
AH: Like it was shit.
AH: I think I gave it cancer.
AH: I gave the whole story cancer.
AH: You're welcome.
>>82307442
oh
right
i forgot
:(
>>82307442
Oh really? Then why is there a meteor scheduled to hit Earth in 2040?
>>82307212
Young Mom looks pretty similar to B2 Roxy, so I think her age would be closer to 15-17 years old.
>>82305837
Is this it?
>>82307356
a few years ago, he said Bro was his age. Hussie was born in 1977 or 1978 I think.
>>82307462
Perfect.
>>82307462
>Hussie is Karkat
>>82307490
because space has meteors and not everything in space is related to homestuck
>>82307526
>Hussie cucked his own self-insert
>Counting Vriska Hussie has cucked himself at least twice in the comic itself
>>82302449
Hell yes.
>>82307505
Hussie was born in 1958
>>82307536
Then who created the Universe?
>>82307462
god dammit hussie
why did you have to cut corners on the finale of all things
>>82307602
not grey aliens with knives sticking out of their heads
>>82307602
GPI
>>82307633
Prove it.
>>82304055
Underrated.
>>82307695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE81f0KbK0
>the beta kids never had a conversation with each other once all four of them actually met up without any bullshit in the way
>>82307877
>we never got a conversation with all of them participating simultaneously
The fucking throwaway trolls did, why the fuck couldn't the main characters? Imagine the banter, IMAGINE.
>>82307877
>>82307944
We still have the epilogue...
>>82307944
I can't.
What would they even say?
I am actually having a hard time imagining a conversation between them all.
>>82308038
>the epilogue is all about Vriska
>the kids aren't even in it
>>82303057
Mostly just in response to Dirk explaining how Earth got fucked over by an alien and basically explaining everything else.
>>82305176
>>82305115
If I could have Hussie do any sort of expanded universe stuff, it would be this.
>>82308071
It'd start off as guys vs girls, then John would say something adorably naive and Dave would be all "no come on dont say shit like that" and Rose would chime in "I must agree" and Jade wouldn't see the problem and would defend him, then it'd be Derse vs Prospit banter, then eventually Dave would say something embarrassing and John and Rose would gang up on him while Jade defends him because she thinks he's sooooooo cooooool.
At least that's how I'd like it to go, just fun lighthearted teasing like old times, but with more participants.
>>82308088
I ship Dirk and Aranea because they both rambled on for fucking ever especially after that update and it got so bad it affected Hussie's writing forever.
>>82307156
Anyone have this thread archived? Did she say anything else?
Does anyone have the individual MSPAF part of this group picture?
>>82308270
"yall gonna shit"
>>82308277
I want her to rub my dick with her feet in those stockings.
wonder what hussie smells like
>>82308270
Just go into the post number in Desustorage, unless it's still down.
But basically nah she didn't, anything ipgd said pre-update was bullshit attentionwhoring/rusemeistering.
>>82308314
me too
fuck
>>82308328
horse semen and missing money
>>82308333
Man fuck ipgd
Yet another example of how "popularity" in an online community just makes you completely fucking histrionic
>click verify once there are none remaining
Oh my GOD what is this shit
Do you think Hussie knows about the backlash regarding the ending, or did he cocoon himself enough to avoid reading about it? I heard that tumblr didn't hate it as much and tried to justify it and that's probably where he looked if he did at all.
>>82308394
Tumblr tried to justify it, but honestly Tumblr hated it just as much as us, if not for more character based reasons than the gaping plot holes.
Even Reddit couldn't help but hate the ending. There were defenders on all sites, but sooner or later you can't keep denying it.
>>82308389
>what is this shit
how new r u
45 days until the epilogue
>>82308389
No arguments there, it's why I only use 4chan for discussion even though any thread that isn't a general is just "if you like this thing I don't like you're a cuck (or whatever buzzword insult is the most popular)" followed by "no u".
>>82308450
I've never seen a captcha before that makes you keep solving and loading in more solutions
This is some next-level bullshit
>>82308454
Yeah 4chan pretty much sucks and has sucked for the better part of a decade
And yet here we are
>>82308270
>rushed ending thats been in production for 3 years lol
I thought she meant this sarcastically but reading it now it was actually literal.
>>82308538
It must be weird being Hussie's friend but also a disappointed-yet-diehard fan of his work.
>>82308591
She is a huge Metal Gear Solid fan, which is the same thing
>>82308610
She's personal friends with Kojima?
>>82308538
She also said something like "enjoy the game/flash/multimedia experience/nonspoiler word that is act 7!" as if it was going to be anything other than a 9 minute flash. Really disappointing.
>>82308628
Kojima is everybody's friend, bro.Hideo is the enemy.
Out there, there's an alternate universe where Homestuck is still going, and getting the character development and plothole-closure it desperately needs.And that timeline is a Doomed timeline. We were made to suffer.
Nepeta Leijon (Male)
>>82308038
We had fucking better getting them posing as a team and all talking at once, fucking seriously
Even now the four-kid dynamic remains the best group dynamic. Still feels like Hussie put the most effort into it.
>>82308914
Who else would be hot genderbent? Female Karkat is a staple, but there's virtually no difference.
>>82308980
The fanbase surrounding Eridan would be completely different if he were female.
>>82308914
HST keeps stealing my uncreative-but-technically-original jokes.
>>82308937
>the kids not having posed as a team because shit got real
>anno domini MMXVI
>>82309005
Same for male Vriska.
>>82308937
The kids felt like that partially because Hussie based it off his own friend's group dynamic, which helped make it feel more genuine.
The kids had all these little in-jokes, clear understanding of one another's issues and a bunch of other stuff. They felt like a group of friends, and you had gestures and similar that felt like they cared about each other.
>>82308914
Pretty weak meme amigo.
>>82309012
hey pal, ipgd took MY joke and put it in the comic so i think i deserve to steal someone else's joke at least once
>>82308980
Eridan and Equius would big two of the big potential winners depending on ones preferences.
>>82308980
We talked about this. An all-female Homestuck would have made it to the big leagues long ago.
>>82308980
>>82309005
I have literally never seen a good genderbent Terezi, and I love both genderbends and Terezi. Vriska would be universally reviled and nobody would try to justify her actions. "Scourge brothers" fanart would be nonexistant as opposed to the current reality where tumblr lesbians can't keep their hands off their genitals long enough to realize it's an awful fucking ship.
Eridan would suddenly be #relateable "omg the thiiirssst" ala Pearl from SU.
>>82309044
male vriska would be even more universally hated because waifufags wouldn't like him and sjws would hate him for being an oppressive male.
>>82309105
>>82308980
>female Terezi/female Karkat
Oh yessss
>>82308914
Did the writefag that was going to do this deliver?
>>82309052
Fair enough, but I'm still mad that rambunctiousHooligan or whatever their name is stole my "The Summer Fun Ends Here Eri" joke. Just kidding this is 4chan it's our responsibility to repost jokes.
>>82309105
Not to go off topic but Pearl is a seriously disturbed and damaged character who shouldn't be on the role model pedestal for Steven or the audience at all
>>82299290
to shit on Davesprite's character development
>>82309118
>terezi just can't stop eating out femkat cause of that cherry red vag
>ties femkat to a chair for harvesting
>>82299290
at least he showed up for the ending
You guys are really into Nepenis aren't you
>>82309105
>awful ship
>literally canon
lol
>>82309191
i was about to ramble on about how much i love eating girls out but that's off topic
>>82309175
But I wanted to fap to my repressed homosexual desires instead of channeling it into my distaste for davekat.
>>82309118
This would retroactively redeem Homestuck in my eyes. It's perfect.
female Dave and male Vriska would be pretty hot t b h
>Gal Fieri
>>82309252
me too, anon
me too
>>82309242
Just one post should be okay
Go off on that tangent
>>82309110
Mostly yeah but you're forgetting the diehard legion of deranged fangirls fawning over him and shipping him with male characters.
>>82309193
>With the green sun destroyed, Gcat is just an ordinary cat
>Tavros is doomed to eternal sneezing with no upside
::::^)
>>82309226
Yes that seems to be the running theme with Homestuck.Just kidding it's pretty much confirmed that Vriska is a broken, loveless individual who can't reproduce.
>>82302648
jesus christ Jane is barely even a main character
she really did get cucked by not just Dirk, but by also Aranea
What if just the trolls were all-female? Just to keep the dicks at a reasonable 4 total.
>>82309201
Conditionally.
>>82309105
>implying it wouldn't get the davekat fanbase
what would female dad be like
>>82309319
She also gave Jake PTSD, though he still sacrificed himself to save her in the Game Over timeline. He's really too nice, so she's got a chance. Well, not yet. They definitely need time to calm the fuck down, between Jake's cripplingly low self-esteem and Jane's trip to the Dark Side.
>>82309418
>between Jake's cripplingly low self-esteem and Jane's trip to the Dark Side
did any of that even happen after the retcon?
or are Jake and Jane basically left as none characters in the new timeline
>>82309341
Shit dude I wanna be in a threesome with them
Femkat was always my weakness
have you given your offering to aradia yet?
don't you want to be happy for an eternity?
Hussie messed up when he made Problem Sleuth/Midnight Crew canon to the Homestuck universe.Agreed?
>>82309385
Identical. Hells of mammogrit. Probably has hair on the head I guess. Smoothest legs on the planet.
>>82309341
You know that female Karkat has a big, scraggly bush
Just the way I like it
>>82309307
no
i must resist
>>82309474
gave it to jade instead
>>82309480
*mammagrit - that loses its mammary implication actually
*mammgrit?
Can rails pail for fun?
>>82309520
It's not emotionally fulfilling.
>>82309475
Yes, because the Midnight Crew deserved its own adventure.
>>82309520
No. RTFC.
yo this thread is extra gay today
>>82309463
Jane and Jade still got corrupted and still displaced the Alpha kids. The retcon only changed things that happened from the meteor's arrival onward. Actually, it was even worse for Jake, because instead of Aranea trying to "heal" his mind and removing all his psychological blocks, he got Vriska doing what she does best.
>>82309547
What, so Trolls only fuck for grubs? They don't even have a Mother Grub anymore, anything is on the table.
>>82309552
Shut up Jade
>>82309552
its always been this way
just more subtle
>>82309463
This was depicting the after retcon timeline so yeah.
>>82309552
leave me alone
i'm going through things
>>82309520yes
If you could go back in time seven years and tell your past self not to get into Homestuck because it would end with such a huge disappointment, would you?
>>82309673
8-...8oner..................
>>82309673
make the banana green
>>82309582
Oh right, he also didn't have Erisolsprite to talk to, since Vriska only wasted half the kernelsprites.
>>82309660
>>82309463
so what exactly happens instead?
does Jake even do the hopey thing
>>82309252
does this mean half of /co/ are repressed gays, and the reason why they disliked dave's character arc finalization is because it hits close to home?
>>82309649
Did you and that writefag ever decide on a webcomic?
>>82309691
No, thanks to the ending of 8-Bit Theatre being garbage, I realised at the end of Act 4 it wasn't going to end well, and still I kept reading.
>>82309673
where's the original
>>82309772
i think it might take more than a 24 hour period to meet someone entirely new and decide to be partners on something that may very well consume all of their free time until its completion
>>82309673
This looks like an edit from another image.
I'm going to need that image.
>>82309801
Is your name Angel fuckboy
>>82309691
I'd bring along an offline copy and leak it, ruining everything.
>>82309750
No. He did a Hopey thing because of Aranea in the GO timeline and because of Caliborn(?) in the Masterpiece timeline. Vriska compounded his issues and kept him from pulling it off because she's a bitch. Oh, and Brain Ghost Dirk when they were entering.
>>82309839
it could be................ but only for you, anon
>>82309873
man what the fuck
that's not a dick at all
>>82309873
you know very well what i meant, anon
i will hurt you
>>82309750
He didn't have a need to since Vriska neutralized Jade right away. That's really the main utility she had, you know, aside from all the other bullshit she did.
>>82309691
I'd tell myself to start reading ps instead and then hop on the homestuck train, I'd also tell myself to start writing smutfics for practice asap unlike waiting like I did
>>82304444
I wonder who is behind this post....
>>82309873
you cheeky fuck
>>82309896
>>82309937
It's just a shitty edit I made of Vriska. I don't have the skill to draw degenerate loli Trolls getting fucked senseless.
>>82309937
I can't look at that original comic page without flinching and clicking away quickly
>>82309691
i was a fucking idiot back then but if i didn't have a fucking idiot phase i'd be even worse
besides the mspa forums got nuked anyway so i'm almost free
>>82309960
>huh why are her sides censored
>weird it almost
>oh fuck
>>82309960
you done good
>>82309966
What?
>>82309994
Vestigal grub legs.
>>82310041
You're not fooling me
i want to fuck vriska!!
and little vriska too!!
and milf vriska!!!!
>>82310094
at the same time?
>>82310077
what the fuck else could it be
>>82310094
I want to kill Vriska
And (Vriska) too
And God Tier Vriska
>>82310112
that would be the best
>>82310094
stop posting
>>82310077
What >>82310121 said.
If I wanted dark pockets being filled it would be white fingers.
>>82310094
Fuck off Hussie.
>>82309994
Grub scars are literally the worst headcanon about trolls ever. Yes, even worse than tentabulges.
>>82309960
Why does she have dicks on her sides?
DON'T
FUCK
BABIES
>>82310155
that HSG book guy better put this in there. fucking classic.
Vriska killed by Terezi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mary Sue Vriska
Why couldn't Hussie have killed alive Vriska and bought dead Vriska back to life?
>>82310180
what if the baby was flirting with me first?
>>82310180
Fine, I'll stick to grubs.
>>82310184
>putting a gif in a book
>>82310184
I can't put a gif in a book nig, this isn't some Harry Potter shit
>>82310217
this
vittle vriska gave me those fuck-me eyes first
>>82310180
Alien babies are game.
- Hussie
>>82310153
To each his own, I like my Trolls a little more alien.
Besides, the Grub legs need to go SOMEWHERE, they don't just poof ooff.
>>82310195
You mean (Vriska) Vriska? Holy shit dude she was terrible too.
>>82310232
>>82310236
nigga you can put that panel alone. You dont need the other frames.
>>82310252
yes they do
we've seen shirtless trolls
>>82310232
>>82310236It's not animated you nerds. Just put it in as its own implication.
>>82309148
But she's queer and mentally ill, anon. Think of the representation.Pearl worst gem, Peridot best gem
>>82310180
>>82310217
>>82310231
>>82310250
>>82310252
I fucking hate this place so much
>>82310254
At least she had actual character development. At least she didn't hog the spotlight at the end.
>>82310180
Which kid is the least likely to fuck their baby
>>82310195
Vriska declared that she'd force her way back into the comic no matter what years ago. She can't be stopped.
>>82310250
Why are Aradia fans so weird?
>>82310293
Roxy would have fucked Dave if given the chance, I think she's ruled of that question.
>>82310273
We've seen poorly photoshopped human made to look like Trolls.Hell, Hussie's forgotten that the Troll should have colored eyes by now.
>>82310282
Why stay here then? Not that I'm condoning this bullshit, but why are you here still? The comic is kaput and the epilogue isn't going to be an improvement on the shit ending.
>>82310262
>>82310275
But the whole thing about the non-moving gif is that there's a chance it's the moving version.
Alright, I'll put it in
>>82310279
Exactly right.
>>82310330
>implying Roxy would fuck her beloved baby
>>82310293
Dirk is practically asexual, and even if he wasn't a baby doesn't offer much intellectual challenge for courting.
>>82310315
Aradia herself is pretty weird.
>>82310347
Just have it take up a page, and then have the page underneath it have the background so it looks like you've turned it into a flip book.
>>82310279
Which of these is more interesting: the former servant and soldier who doesn't know how to act now that the war is over and had an unhealthy relationship with her superior she romanticizes and that impacts her relationship with her superior's child, or a tiny meme-spewing smug asshole?
Pearl is a terrible role model, but she's not boring.
post characters that were in act 7 alive and healthy!!!!!!!!
>>82310342
yeah but those are canonically what they look like
>>82310155
Wait, nothing is happening. Is something supposed to happen here?
>>82310386
Alright that's a pretty hilarious idea
I might do that
>>82310343
Because as much as I hate it, I still love it in some way.
>>82310389
i was going to post terezi and then i couldn't
it's not fair...........
>>82310293
Which kid is the MOST likely
>>82310389
Vriska is fucking dead
>>82310387
tiny meme-spewing smug asshole, definitely.
>>82310379
Yeah but not babyfucking weird.
>>82310415
OR IS SHE
Either way she made it to act 7 with all the other important characters.
>>82310415
she was in act 7 alive tho
>>82310389
Even if Vriska was alive through broken god-tier clock shenanigans she's effectively getting eternally spawncamped by a black hole the size of a universe.
>>82310406
https://youtu.be/T5s2NL_AKM8?t=14s
>>82310395
They lack elf ears that the Trolls have in canon.
>>82310409
None because all the kids are effective enough parents to know NOT TO FUCK BABIES
>>82310407
I'm glad you recognize that Terezi's depression makes her technically not healthy, that's very forward-thinking of you.
>>82310389
What about superior versions of characters that made it past act 6
lmao @ spades slick fedoras
>>82310478
>more loli vriska edits
>>82310465
God damned embedding
I meant for the 14 second mark to be the starting point. It doesn't matter though; it would still be stupid even if it functioned as I intended.
>>82310504
One day I will become the Norasuko of Homestuck
>>82310504
AHH FINALLY SOMEBODY POSTED IT AGAIN THANK YOU
Lemme find the one he made of Pearl real quick...
wew
>>82310478
post more lolis
>>82310544
dam karkat thicc..!!
>>82310544
Why do people keep changing Karkat into a self insert?
does anyone have that picture of Doc Scratch becoming flustered from grub Handmaid suckling on his finger
can you really blame him after seeing THIS?
>>82310544
Is this canon?
Homestuck on /co/: For when you have to be told not to fuck a baby.™
>>82310595
the mods have it in for us as is.
What is the "Squidward Dabbing" of Homestuck?
>>82310577
he saw how big of a slut she was in beforus
>>82310504
I never knew how much I missed this.
It's so reassuringly familiar.
>>82310595
What if Nep got her hands on a baby Karkat
>>82310702
she'd be a kitty diddler
>>82310702
Nep would totally do it. Whatever it is trolls can do, she would. She knows there is NO other chance and would try to think of ways to condition him to want her later somehow, even though she knows it will never work.
>>82310702
If Nepeta grew up into an adult alone, I'm sure she'd become a pedo in her later years to make up for the young love she never had
>>82310746
karkat should have just alchemized himself into a girl so john would fuck him
don't give me that look
>>82310864
well can i at least give you the dick instead?
>>82310744
That's not how it works tho
>>82310892
How would you know? Are you a pedo?
This guy's a pedo, people!
last post for davejade
>>82310909
No, I mean GROWING UP ALONE you shit!
>>82305268
He should really keep the glasses. They help balance out the lips.
Does Byron also have the lips?
>>82310957
>tfw Vriska can just beat any human she ever encounters by putting them to sleep, no matter how powerful they ever get
Where the fuck are my final fantasy ribbons at, we have to stop this slut
>>82301832
TSO looks like such a fun site to be a part of. I wish I'd discovered Huss earlier.
>get to the thread just in time for it to die
damn
>>82311056
There will be more. We're not done processing the ending yet.
last for ultimate outdoorsman Barty Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbznas5Xq78
*wwalks out of thread*
>>82310504
>>82311023
when he was young, but he grew into them
god damn hussie why don't you make panels this good anymore
>>82311308
He hasn't made any panels at all for quite some time now.
It's disappointing. I want classic Hussie writing and Hussie art, not some outsourced anime crap...
tfw you will never fuck roxy
>>82311373
kill me
>>82306884
Tumblr would have been turbo-triggered by that -- they would be too stupid to understand the difference between condoning human abusive relationships, and neutrally depicting a species with a totally different approach to reproduction.
Goodnight HSG, I will dream of updates.
>>82311037
lewd as fuck
>>82310478
>elf ears that the Trolls have in canon
What part of "trolls look exactly like the photoshopped humans on the movie posters" being canon was hard to grasp
What canon are you talking about
>>82311274
>>82310504
Notice the chair, doors, and bike tire.
