So why didn't he have a contingency plan?
>>82023410
Hussie is a hack
>>82023410
Droog was my first guess back when nobody knew who Lord English was
He canonically had a plan to take over after the Condesce. Hussie just ran out of fucks to give. Give me a minute and I'll find the page.
Characters who deserve to enter the new universe:
John
Rose
Dave
Jade
Casey
WV
PM
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia
Sollux
Jane
Roxy
Dirk
Jake
Dad
The Felt
Calliope
Honorable mention: Aimless Renegade, Spades Slick
Anyone I forgot?
Why did Hussie do Davekat if he just went with Davejade in the end
>>82023452
As one last "fuck you" to shippers.
>>82023410
>implying he didn't
>implying it's not working perfectly
>>82023452
proof?
what's the name of the comic where jade blows dave through a wormhole?
>>82023452
Because he was never going to do Davekat
It was a last minute why not thing, before he went back to his actual plan. It's a really good thing he didn't, because now only one character instead of both were ruined.
>>82023452
its the smell of giving up with the teens
>>82023452
Ipgd is a vvapid bitch
>>82023452
He didnt. He left it vague to appease to as many as possible
>>82023452
queerbaiting for tumblr dosh
>>82023527
I'd rather see the comic where Jade blows Dave instead.
>>82023452
Because Jade deserved Dave way more. Their relationship was also way better than Dave and Karkat's
>>82023452
Did he also make ipgd come to lie about davekat being endgame? What even was the purpose of that. Unless Hussie also trolled ipgd for being a fujoshit.
>>82023527
Long Distance Relationship. The one with the pic of a MILF Jade with a bunch of babies at the end. Check the /aco/ archives.
>>82023580
that's what I asked for.
Anyone know the name? I think it was made by mindwipe but I can't find it
>>82023410
>>82023438
>Implying he won't be in the epilogue, forming a kickass new team with the surviving Jack, CD and Ms Paint
>>82023592
No. Hussie indulged her because they're friends, but he never meant to follow through because as broken as he is, he's still not THAT fucking stupid.
i liked every part of the comic up until the end.
Its still probably one of my favorite works of fiction
>>82023609
yeah that's it. Couldn't find it on the /aco/ archives though, guess I'll look somewhere else.
>>82023592
i doubt there was more to it than hussie thought it was funny
>>82023611
No no, the comic were she blows Dave. BLOWS Dave, eh, ehh?
>>82023592
Either ipgd betrayed her fujoshi bretheren, or Hussie trolled her. I don't know which is better.
>>82023680
Just ask in the /aco/ thread then
>>82023680
Ask in the /aco/ thread, it gets posted all the time. I guess people like watching Dave knock Jade up
>>82023746
I hope that actually happens in the epilogue, just to drive home how not-canon Davekat is
>Jade is the most desired girl by far all because she's the only one who got to talk when the ending came
>>82023653
No. Fucking unacceptable. Not allowed.
The comic is hereon absolute trash. Every minute of it is irredeemable garbage. Retroactively.
YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? THE COMIC IS SHIT
UTTER SHIT
>>82023592
She was baiting the whole time, probably her own idea.
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/81584157/#81593426
>>82023803
The last things she ever did was give us a satisfying pesterlog after a dearth of them for years.
That's waifu material right there.
>>82022214
oh man thats worse
much worse
guh
>>82023803
Jade sunk Davekat, that makes her the best character
>>82023911
Oh, sorry you don't like it. I think it looks great, though.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
>>82023922
>Not the colored version
>>82023803
>jades big breeding duties
>>82023911
Just use flats man.
>>82023653
this to be quite honest
regardless of the mediocre ending, hs changed the game in terms of what a webcomic was capable of
>>82024002
I really really want lots of nice little dog-eared kids to happen. You got me tumblr. I want a heartwarming family of humans with little dog ears on top like a garnish of powdered cute. I want Dave to be occasionally scolded for his unorthodox parenting techniques by a grumpy Jade, already busy breast feeding the latest set of triplets. I want Jade to sleep covered in a blanket of tiny, slightly fluffy babies. I want Jade to feel fulfilled in her position as grand matriach of an incredibly complex family tree that's incredibly influential in the world. Like her great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter gonna roll up to a full club, and just flash her ears like they're some obscure but deeply ominous family crest tattoo. And then after she gets drunk and fucks a few guys, she calls up her literal goddess ancestor to tell her about her wild night, and Jade threatens to disown her and bite off her ears if she ever uses a condom again.
Meanwhile Karkat gets lonely, clones himself, spends a few decades engaged in incredibly frustrated failed blackrom, before dying. His clone then gets lonely, and heads back to the ectobiology lab to repeat the cycle.
>>82023803
No, we desire her because every other girl is either fat or a lesbian, usually both.
What's the best album song that was never used in a flash?
>>82024009i really don't like that shirt
>>82024060
What the fuck is that thing? Is it supposed to be a troll? That's clearly Dave on the right but that other thing doesn't look like something from Homestuck.
>>82024060
if that thing came up to me, I'd be more terrified than flustered
>>82024043
Don't forget Roxy. But of course none of us would want to get between her and her highly respectable, upstanding man's true love.
>>82024043
wew lad
>>82024138
That's Karkat, silly.
>>82024060
Man, why did they make Dave in charge of diplomacy to the fag planet
I honestly just have a theory now about why some questions weren't answered in the ending.
Remember the whole Caucasian incident? Well, I think ever since then, Hussie has been quite... Careful about the things he puts out in Homestuck. Maybe, just maybe he didn't want to offend everybody, so he stuck to something which, while it would leave people UNSATISFIED, it wouldn't actually offend everybody. His reasoning is that by having everyone come to their conclusion of what happened, they won't get offended by the ending he originally intended to put out, because nothing has been set in stone, as it's up to the viewers to gather their OWN stones and set it in theirs.
So basically, we got the ending due to the fact that Hussie was too afraid of triggering the wussies.
>>82024035
>tfw you made copypasta
i always forget. is nepeta's tail real or fake
>>82024203
people are awful, i dont blame him
>>82024138
It's Karkat.
Obviously.
>>82024203
He can offend, or rather disappoint, by omission though.
Like, every person who expected (Karkat) and (Terezi) to have one last meeting. Or show some sort of relation between post retcon Karkat and Terezi that isn't just fuckall.
>>82024251
>>82024282
>stretchmarks
>>82024305
Who would just leave something stuck in their ass? thats dumb as shit
>still shipping Katnep when post-retcon Karkat makes fun of her for being on the same shit level like Eridan
>>82024282
This has to be a parody
Who the fuck would draw this unironically
There, finally done
I hope you're here anon because I am fucking done drawing this pose forever
>>82023625
>Slick, Jack, Ms Paint, and CD
>4 people
>4 Players
>They start Sburb in the new universe
>Hardmode intensifies
>>82024251
I always liked the idea that the first time she and Equius hugged, he accidentally broke her spine, prompting him to make an artificial one that looks like a tail.
>>82024028
I use my retcon powers to think of it as always shit.
I miss 2011 HSG
>>82024305
This girl's got some serious muscle control back there, I'll tell you what.
>>82024336
When was this?
>>82023439
Authour and the Sprites
>>82024432
*wwalks into time machine*
>>82024340
http://of-cats-and-crows.tumblr.com/
http://daveactualstridersart.tumblr.com/
>>82024468
When Karkat wakes up in the dreambubbles and complains how he doesn't get a special role in the ghost army.
>>82024282
>those fucking stretchmarks
>Trying to make Karkat look like a ladyboy but failing miserable
Goddammit, these fuckers need to look up better curvacious reference. If you wanna make Karkat JUST THE RIGHT body type for a ladyboy, you've got to study that shit.
The problem in this picture is that Karkat just looks more like a teenage dyke that just got out of pregnancy. Those stretch marks are something that Dave would canonically point out too. It's not something Karkat would have.
Pic related is what Karkat should look like if we're going for a lady boy look, but this artist is probably more worried about "representing" the more unpopular bodytypes instead of making Karkat looking like he has the tightest boipucci in the world.
>Am I not clever for subverting expectations?
No, you are just a bad writer, but at least an entertaining one.
>>82024480
>black link
>still can't beat off to Homestuck characters without hearing the Strife theme in your head right until you finish
>>82024336
>>82024499
Karkat has always openly talked shit about Nepeta, that's not going to stop the Katnep shippers.
>>82024282
>>82024060
>>82024480
How can I muster enough irony to willingly draw something like this?
I know that the people drawing this garbage are serious.
But this shit is so nasty and horrid to look at. It needs to be utilized elsewhere, weaponized even.
>>82024480
>Seriously thinking she has a chance of winning with this
>>82024570
he talks shit about nepeta because he LOVES her silly
>>82024533
Hey I'd take something entertainingly nonsensical over what we got any day of the week.
>>82024593
i mean thats hardly offensive
but its not really a good design for a shirt
>>82024593
>bloodtint skin
Reeeeeee
>>82024531
I don't think they were going for that at all. They were probably aiming for him to look like he has a 100% female body, implying he's transgender.
>>82023964
it felt disjointed
i think i went to crazy with the outlining earlier
Yes but Jade.
I think Hussie introduced Davepeta solely to hook Karkat up with someone in the epilogue.
Think about it.
>Davekat is teased by Karkat RIGHT before Collide
>Nepeta goes right back to talking about Karkat before they merge
>>82024531
>tfw no thicc homestuck boipussy bf
>>82024650
what was that about jade's butt?
>>82024675
Davepeta is DAOOTS
English killed it sometime before Act 7.
>>82024650
Old Jade?
>>82024643
I know it's supposed to be a sketch, but it's so different looking from your usual style, but not ban.Unrelated: was the imgur album I uploaded yesterday any help?
>>82024053
well it looks practically just like the one you're making
>>82024203
Except
A) He said he had the ending planned years in advanced.
B) most people are more unsatisfied with just how much shit we didn't even get to see then people who where mad because their ship's and head canon's weren't confirmed.
C) Some people still found a way to be magically offended anyways so not offending anyone was a shit motive for such a rushed and hollow ending.
SO no, I don't but it.
>>82024643
For the right could you add some effect to the gears to rep tzs mind shit?
>>82024685
>tfw no bf who looks and acts identical to dave
is it so hard for homestuck artists to just put some logos and weapons on a shirt instead of cramming it with fucking god tier pastels and stupid white heads
>>82024643
Use the first one, make the fade on the gears a teal-red-orange fade, and then make the lineart clean in illustrator.
Andrew Hussie allows you to directly change ONE (1) plot point of Homestuck. This can be as major or as minor as you want, and the rest of the story will be changed to reflect its implications. Basically, it's the retcon, except you have a chance to make it better instead of worse. What do you do?
>>82024753
>god tier pastels and stupid white heads
most homestuck artists are girls.
>>82023439
eridan?
>>82024784
Dave fucks my self insert
>>82024675
I think you have it the other way around, considering Davepeta kissed Jade.
Davepeta will show up in the epilogue and Davekat will be canon while Jade gets Davepeta.
>>82024784
Caliborn (and English by extension) was always the main character.
>>82023439
Correction
Characters who deserve to enter the new universe:
The Felt
LE
Spades Slick
It's time to avenge a motherfucking casino, bitch
>>82024784
Vriska never appears again after EOA5
>>82024784
Get rid of the trolls.
>>82024332
>he leaves the house without his buttplug
>>82024784
its Equius who comes back instead of Vriska
Vriska merges with AR instead
>>82024784
I retcon out the retcon
>>82024784
Make John fix everything but not by bringing Vriska back.
>>82024833
>The casino will never be avenged
Homestuck is a tragedy
>>82024784
Make game over the EOA6 and have ACT 7 be the SBAHJ moive
>>82024784
None of the shitty Beforus trolls show up, only their A2 versions.
>>82024784
no dream bubbles
>>82024784
No house juju. Practically anything else as the weapon would have been better.
I understand Grandpa Harley and Mom's knowledge of SBURB through discovering and developing it, but what about Bro? Why was he so seemingly knowledgeable about the game? Would it be safe to assume Dirk's heart powers extend to Bro allowing him knowledge of the game's nature?Or maybe he was Gamebro all along and somehow beat it with his bro, Dennis. That dude must have been so wasted, haha. Then he wrote a shitty review of it to convince Dave not to want to play because he actually really cares about him and all that gay shit.
>>82024784
Eridan actually figures out how to play the game.
>>82025026
he probably knew momor lil cal whispered shit to him
>>82025026
Maybe residual knowledge? Does Dirk's splinters work that far?
>>82024784
Dialog before act 7, and confirmed JohnRoxy. I'll even take Davekat if thats what I have to sacrifice for that to have happened.
>>82025026
Cal
So, where did lbgt go?
Last time she was here was just before Act 7
>>82025026
Lil Cal whispering in his ear.
>>82024851
>>82025086
that's two things numbnuts
>>82024728
not really
>>82024739
thats why they're teal, but i'm afraid to make it more busy
>>82024761
i might just do that
>>82025111
She left us behind for good
>>82024784
Bec Noir never goes to the Troll session, and remains the final boss.
>>82025138
>tfw I really liked the Joxy one
>>82024761
>fade
You mean, a gradient?
>>82025111
She has no reason to be here since she has no way to rile people up now, and thus can't really attention whore.
Well, but she'll be back with lies around the time the epilogue is about to hit.
So, has Vrisky Business been leaked yet?
>>82025189i'll try to get the one done too
but no promises
>>82025211
It isn't out till like July
>>82025217
Noice
>>82025026
>Or maybe he was Gamebro all along
That actually seems plausible
>>82025202
No, he means Feyd
Are there any comics/books/games with similar tones to MSPA that I can use to fill the void?
>>82025257
What is the difference between a fade and a gradient in this context?
>>82025273
Homestuck is basically Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, House of Leaves and YA novels thrown into a blender.
>>82025092
>>82025117
If that's true, I wish it was more evident in his personality. Dirk liked horses but Bro didn't seem a fan. Do you think Bro was secretly affiliated with ICP? It would make an amazing contrast to Dirk's Bro murdering the two leaders in Alphaverse.
>>82025247
I'd be pretty fucking surprised if this theory hadn't sprung up before.
>>82025273
Discworld
Earthbound and all its derivatives.
Psychonauts
Shonen mangas
>>82024784
The trolls only offer small, tidbits of snark advice and help to pre act 5 kids. Pretty much they fuck off and the story continues.
If still popular then the sequal/whatever time bullshit metaplot can show a legit Hive bent only.
>>82025138
>not really
I dunno. Its kinda that shirt just with Terezi added. Terezi with Striders seems to be a common theme
>>82025339
>Discworld
Was so happy that the TV show for that is still in production
>>82025453
>screencap from the flash shirts
i dont think those should be counted for anything
jade in gym shorts
>>82025504
Rose in gym shorts
>>82025515
dave in gym shorts
>>82025504
>>82025515
>>82025504
slightly pregnant jade in gym shorts doing a light workout to stay healthy
>>82025504
>>82025515
>>82025546
>>82025585
You can use your imagination.
>>82025556
THICC
>>82025583
unf
>>82025583
Oh hey that was my request
Shame KBS is out of homosuck
>>82025453
Except this shirt design sucks and Angel is making an actual cohesive design.
>>82025611
this is making me really thirsty for dave for some reason. thanks
>>82025504
>>82025515
Why not both?
>>82025691
Yes but with the gym shorts pulled down
why doesn't hussie just make cherub shirts?
>>82025453
Yeah they're incorporating the same characters but they are from the same thing. Angel's design compared to these others has a lot more thought put into color making it look far more dynamic and interesting to look at. Flat colors and scenes from Collide are pretty boring for a shirt.
>>82025730
Because he's a hack.
>>82025721
I chuckled.
>>82025453
>Using some of the worst art of the entire comic
For what purpose?
>>82025730
Caliborn makes suspenders look cool.
>>82025691
wanna break my hand spanking that jade booty
>>82025730
What, like Caliborn's Ophiuchus t-shirt? He sold that and a Calliope zipper hoodie.
Cherubs are never going to win these piece of shit popularity contests that keep churning out the blandest crowd-pleasers, tragically. Calliope made it onto a Hero of Space shirt once, and Lord English has a shot, but just the two young cherubs? Never flies.
Who is even going to BUY all these shirts anyway? There's like a million different designs.
>>82025583
I like the cleanness of this
>>82025978
do you think there's someone like that?
>there's someone who bought every single collide shirt
oh no
Caliborn was truly the best and he won in the end
>>82025978
Most (or all?) of them are made to order.
>>82025631
Damn shame really
>>82025978
they're not screen printed so they aren't losing any money making the designs available
digital printing one offs is cheap
all they would need is to make the money back needed to pay the artists and the person whos job it is to make the listings
>>82026066
Oh thank god.
>>82026043
>Escaped from a death trap by sacrificing his own leg
>Overcame intentionally absurdly tedious puzzles
>Beat a session that was never meant to be won
>Beat the strongest Denizen of all
>Matched wits with the creator of the Universe and eventually overthrew him
>When faced with an extreme lack of art skills, he overcame his limitations through sheer effort
Truly the best.
Anyone here got an album of some HS phone wallpapers?
>>82025978
Has anyone here bought any Homestuck merchandise?I bought a Terezi shirt five years ago and never wore it out of shame
I remember going to the Topatoco booth at SDCC in 2010, during Hivebent, and asking if they had any Homestuck stuff.
>Homestuck? What's that?
>Oh. MS Paint Adventures.
>No.
And then after NYCC 2010 I didn't go to a con again until last year, where I saw 2 Homestuck cosplayers. I feel like I seriously missed out.
>>82025972
It's a fucking shame, too.
The greatest character in Homestuck deserves more merch love.
>>82026232
I have all the books, including the Problem Sleuth ones. Never got any shirts though. I might get a Sepulchritude one, since I figure only true MSPA fans would recognize it, and it's got a cool design.
>>82026232
iirc, I have at least 13 HS shirts at this point, plus a Terezi dragon hood I can't specifically remember the name of.
Also got 3 posters and 2 sweaters.
I'll probably regret all of this in the coming future, but ehhh it's cool for now.
>>82026232
I bought a poster off of What Pumpkin once, but that was for a Gristmas present and I ended up just shipping it directly to them
>>82026448
Wicked!
>>82026232
2 godtier hoodies (one was a gift from hsg), 2 posters, first two books, sufferers necklace, breath blanket, copy of whistles and the sbahj book
all of my books are signed
i regret nothing
>livebloganon is gone
damn, that was like the only homestuck thing i was still interested in
I regret not volunteering to lead the dildo mission
Then I could've been Hussie's bestie instead of ipgd
>>82026739
Being Hussie's bestie is pointless. ipgd couldn't even get him to make davekat canon.
>>82026739
the dildo mission?
>>82026788
>he doesn't know
oh lord
Name an ending worse than Homestuck's
>>82026806
Ah shit, I must have missed something classic. What happened?
>>82026808
Mass effect 3, but not by much
>>82026828
We pooled a bunch of money to send Hussie the shittiest fake wolf head you ever saw, a giant blue horse dildo you can see in one of the Act 6 walk around, and a smaller candy corn dragon dildo for his girlfriend.
>>82026828
Back in... 2011, was it? HSG pooled together something like 400 dollars and bought Hussie a couple themed dildos (a big blue horse dick and a smaller candycorn one) from Bad Dragon. IPGD bought the dildos and sent them to him along with a shitty taxidermy wolf head, Tab, Gushers, and canned hamsteak. I'm probably missing something. It was a whole ordeal.
He later popped the blue blue horse dick in the comic as Horuss's fine art. It was a nice shout-out, since he hadn't acknowledged the gift at all until then and we were worried it took the massive horse penis poorly. What fools we were.
If someone had been willing to humor Caliborn and tell him they liked his art he probably would've kept making shitty art forever and never bothered anyone
>>82026975
Oh Christ, I forgot it included fake cum.
>>82026975
the intention for the ham was for it to be inappropriately timed. also we sent a flash drive with a bunch of thank you cards that hsg drew.
>>82027029
Just like Karkat
>>82026975
How did ipgd even get his address? Did halftruth give it to her willingly?
I remember the whole thing started when someone signed halftruth up for the bad dragon mailing list and instead of getting enraged like usual she found it funny and a welcome break from grief because her cat had just died. Then HSG decided to go all the way with the bad dragon thing.
>>82026975
I kind of want some Tab. I've never had any in my life.
>>82026975
Better picture of everything included
>>82026975
holy christ that is amazing
>>82027029
Sure did.
>>82027054
Yeah, Halftruth was just milling about our threads at the time (before SOMEBODY started a shitty meme that scared her off) so I think she just befriended ipgd before that happened.
>>82027036
I recalled the inappropriate ham. I think it was in the Gushers box?
And that's what I forgot. The whole thing was boxed and wrapped in personalized bar mitzvah wrapping paper, either addressed to Hussie or to Homestuck as a concept.
>>82027101
Do you have a shot of the wrapping paper? It was the icing on the cake.
>>82027084
You really dont
shit is awful
>>82027101
Do you think him or halftruth ever used the dildos?
>>82027054
the way ipgd said it, halftruth was scared that we would track them down and harass them if she didn't give ipgd their address. her fears were probably unfounded, but i think they moved not long afterwards
What if after all this posturing in the epilogue it turns out Jade is infertile
>>82027131
No I completely forgot about the wrapping paper
Fuck, that's hilarious
>>82027084
It's a slightly lemony Coke Zero. Pretty good, but nothing fancy. My sister's obsessed with the stuff.
>>82027171
Yeah, I figured it would be something like that.
>>82027166
Joss Whedon made infertility no longer cool. Jade will be having lots of coolkid bastards in the future.
>>82027155
>HSG thought it was being funny and nice
>actually they were terrified of us
>>82027101
>The super expensive mount the wolf head was put on
God, there were so many little touches. That was after things had turned pretty bad in /hsg/, but that was by far it's greatest moment.
>>82027214
if your some numale and tumblr whore, how do you react when a 4chan emissary comes knocking on your door?
What the fuck is Homestuck 2.0?
>>82024381
That's actually a pretty plausible idea. Would explain why it's blue as well, and nepeta made the rest of her cat outfit blue as well to have it match.
>>82027319
Basically, it's a TV show plus a youtube channel with more professionally produced content.
It's "the next phase of Homestuck"
Homestuck is now officially a franchise.
>>82027381
What, after Hussie completely destroyed all interest in it forever, even going so far as to kill anyone's ability to love what it used to be?
>>82027409
Yep. Isn't he a brilliant businessmanchild?
Is Dad a "Here John, I wanted you to have your first beer with me" dad or a "Son, you'll shame the Egbert/Crocker family name if you drink the devil's spit" dad?
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE
YOU'RE LIKE STEPHEN KING. WHEN I READ THE ENDING TO THE DARK TOWER, IT WAS LITERALLY
>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES
AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BERATE YOU FOR WANTING A SATISFYING CONCLUSION AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING INSIDE. FUCKING BELITTLING YOU FOR HAVING CURIOSITY AND SPOUTING SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW
>THE JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DESTINATION
WELL GUESS WHAT?!
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE THAT IS WRONG! THE POINT OF A JOURNEY IS TO GET TO A DESTINATION YOU WANTED BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERTAKE THE JOURNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.
BUT GUESS WHAT?!
MY FUCKING GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE BEEN STILL DEAD BECAUSE I NEVER MADE IT TO MY FUCKING DESTINATION!
SO YES, I AM COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY GRANDFATHER DYING BECAUSE IT'S METAPHORICALLY THE SAME THING. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.
The only thing. THE ONLY FUCKING THING that makes this all better is that I only joined the bandwagon a month ago. If I had invested more time in this, I would've felt bad. Now, NOW I can just go on with my life. But I feel so bad for other people, who ARE actually invested in this.
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING FUCK I AM STILL FURIOUS!
>tfw toby fox's enormous proboscis vampirically siphoned away all of hussie's skill and ability and he used it to make himself a millionaire while hussie rots in the corner
>>82027472
DaveJade is the only good relationship in all of Homestuck, and here's why:
Both characters built on each other in a constructive way. Dave's primary issue is that he has to be the coolkid. In most conversations, he's perpetually defensive, trying to prove that he's really that cool. It's only with Jade (and Terezi, I suppose) that he's willing to drop the facade even a little. Yet nobody except Jade (and maybe Terezi, though it's hard to say what level of irony she was operating on) actually believes for a second that he is cool. The fact that Jade accepts it is what allows him to let his guard down while talking to her. She enables him to move out of his shell and become his own person.
On the other hand, Jade has enormous potential, but no one but Dave recognizes it. Rose mostly ignores her, except for when she wants a prediction, and John regards her as his silly friend but not a whole lot beyond that. Only Dave sees that, with some help, she could become something far greater than she is, and he dedicates a lot of time to helping her achieve that. Look at the client/server relationships: Rose is pretty hands-on with John, but is more concerned with figuring out the game mechanics than helping John out. Dave pretty much leaves Rose alone after she enters, since he knows she'd find being treated like she can't handle herself patronizing. John doesn't really get a chance to do anything with Jade beyond placing the initial entry equipment. But Dave spends a lot of time trying to help Jade figure things out and get situated.
Basically, Dave and Jade compliment and complete each other. No one else in Homestuck has that kind of relationship.
>>82027453
I can't see dad as much of a drinker.
Certainly not beer, anyhow.
Mint julep maybe
>>82027381
The TV show isn't gonna materialize. It'll just be shitty Youtube content. And you can bet the epilogue will be delivered that way, in tiny chunks.
>>82027545
>not a single pesterlog
>>82024381
I shit you not, this is the headcanon of everyone irl I've asked
>>82027557
>the entire TV show has no dialogue, spoken or written
>>82027585
>it's all done through interpretative dance
>>82027559
>talking about Homestuck irl
>>82027585
so it's Written By Rachel Rocklin?
>>82027604
>>82027585
>>82027545
>>82027381
>and davekat still is never, EVER canon
>>82027620
Yes.
>>82027487
I'm so proud my shitty essay became a copypasta
>>82027702
It's a good essay.
>wanting that worthless piece of shit Karkat in any relationship
He deserves eternal cuckolding.
Same with the dumb Spiderbitch.
>>82027747
>take a shot every time karkat and vriska are mentioned in the same post
>>82027734
I still think I was right, but I also think it sounds dumb as hell and I probably should have kept it to myself
But becoming an object of /hst/ mockery is as good a fate as any, I suppose.
>>82027773
>have a cooler full of UNDERTALE® brand Dr. Alphys™ lab-grown livers on hand to replenish participants who scar theirs irreparably
>>82027787
You were right. Dave/Jade is the original OTP, and it remains the best for good reasons.
Who do you guys want to narrate the epilogue? I'd enjoy Aradia but Calliope or Vriska seem the most likely.
>>82027831
Caliborn
>>82027831
*wwalks into epilogue
>>82027773
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>>82027787
You weren't right, in that you made the mistake of classic assuming Homestuck characters have personalities and flaws they need to grow beyond. Not in this meta anticlimax experimental arc-less Homestuck experience. However, beyond that initial mistake it's a pretty decent if a little shipping goggles-y analysis of a hypothetical character dynamic that would exist if they had character.
