Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?
A skinny psychiatrist with a baseball bat.
A guy who's really good at shooting guns and another guy who's really good at throwing boomerangs
>>81965589
Thats what you have Darkseid for
>>81965706
This. Darkseid will save us and then show us true happiness under Darkseid's will.
>>81965589
I dunno... coast guard?
Batman, of course
>>81965589
The guy literally just died and they won't lay off
>>81965589
Batman. He already almost killed him once.
>>81965589
>humanity lives in constant fear of Superman
>they claim Frank Miller's Batman and a bunch of Arkham psychos as their saviors
This version of the DC world is horrible to live in
>>81965589
>Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and challenge the president to a dance off right in the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?
>>81965589
Why don't you just put the White House in a bottle?
>>81965589
Bane?
>>81965589
Federal agent,
I'm CIA.
>>81965589
Zack Snyder.
He made sure to kill that dangerous son of a bitch. The world is a better place now.
>>81965589
a rotten tomato.___:^)___
>>81965731
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>Gentleman, ladies, fuck: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president's shoes... his Nikes... the LeBrons whatever. The tennis shoes, you know what I'm talking about! Took them right out of the gym locker and ...what? Shit on them?!
Would Katana's sword work on Man of Murder?
Otherwise I don't see what any of these other jokers would have done.
>>81965589
The president needs to stop being a useless cunt and stop him himself.
>>81966637
They would kill everyone first, so he has no one to murder.
>>81965589
JOHN CENA
>>81965589
a guy that shoots gun
a girl with a baseball bat
a guy with a skin disorder
a guy that has boomerangs I guess
some kind of suicide squad
>>81966637
Its magic
>>81966637
>implying boomer doesn't have kryptonite boomerangs
>>81966342
The government fears Superman and also uses the suicide squad in many different versions like the animated series.
>>81966583
>If you see somebody getting ready to throw a rotten tomato, knock them out for me, okay? I'll pay the legal fees.
>>81965589
The president's probably a dick, so Im not sure Id care too much. Either its Lex Luthor or Donald Trump, I mean what are we really losing either way?
>>81966342
What government wouldn't want a back up plan against someone that could level them if he wanted to? Even as good as Superman is, the possibility of him getting brainwashed, tricked, get some ptsd or whatever is there and has to be planned for.
>>81965589
A couple of hamburgers.
This fucking thread. My sides have detonated.
>>81965970
Yeah, it's fucked up. But, they do have a point. These metas are dangerous and need to be controlled, locked up or destoryed.
