What if Wonder Woman was a sassy black woman /co/?
I'd fuck the shit out of her. not only would she have a perfect body shaped in clay by the gods, but she'd be my fave color of woman as well with a thick toned ass
>>81956034
Wonder Woman is already a bit sassy sometimes
then she'd be Nubia
>>81956069
>thick toned ass
>he's never had black before
Thick, yes. Toned, no. Come to Detroit and you'll see what a real quality black woman is, not this crossfit cardiobunny shit.
There would have been significantly less "why doesn't she have a movie yet " whining.
>>81956167
Well...it's Wonder Woman, so she'd be toned.
Superman wouldn't want her
>>81956167
I don't want an action packed vacation to detroit.
Lets just bring Wondeesha into this instead.
>>81956034
Then tiny cis white male brains would explode.
>>81956398
>I don't want an action packed vacation to detroit.
You should consider it, the strip clubs are insane. There's one right outside of Greektown where the girl's ass is so big it looks like living photoshop.
>>81956034
Her first name would probably actually be Wonder...
>>81956034
My dick would be that much hotter.
>>81956034
I honestly think Wonder Woman should be a hereditary role held by many generations of women, myself.
![2012-03-10-292[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MI3d1Ww.png "2012-03-10-292[1].png")
>>81956034
You had me at sassy, black doesn't matter
>>81956034
Nigga stop fronting. If you want a Wondeisha thread just say so.
>>81957049
Wonderella is a national treasure.
>>81956421
What manner of heterosexual fucking nails is that?
>>81958190
Never seen diva talons before?
>>81956034
That sounds awful. Black women are just the worst.
>>81957049
>>81956034
Then she really would be the ultimate Mary Sue and feminist icon.
>>81956034
What if Wonder Woman was trans?
>>81956421
>>81957347
>>81958728
post the anal sex one, you know the one
>>81959711
"Wonderif she's aWoman"
>>81959688
Sure keep kidding yourself.
There's a reason it's the Carol Corps, not the Monica Mob or Phylla Faction.
>>81956034
SHE SHOULD LOOK LIKE SHE'S GREEK, FFS
Although, in the original accounts, the Amazons weren't actually greek themselves, they were just described by a greek historian. Where they lived was inexact, but ranged around from what we'd call the Ukraine down through Anatolia and into Libya.
BUT AMAZONIAN SOCIETY IN THE COMICS IS CLEARLY BASED ON ANCIENT GREEK MYTHOLOGY AND CULTURE
>>81959711
?
>>81959771
Aesthetically.
A lot of the time the Amazons are a diverse society.
However Wondy herself is a statue...or a demigod.
>>81960194
>Black clay
She's too light for that.
>>81960238
And Diana is too dark for white clay.
The Gods didn't want creepy ass Albinos and Argentians as the most beautiful women in existence.
>>81956421
She needs to be a Boondocks character.
>>81956582
I live just over the border in Ohio and can confirm, the asses are fat.
>>81957347
https://youtu.be/SA03wDMMHPY?t=1m59s
I imagine her sounding like Liz Benoit.
>>81956167
>wanting asses that are just flab
>>81959688
pls, feminists hate black women
>Niggers
EWWWW
>>81960350
Fuck those Toledo hoes. Michigan women are prime
>>81956034
HELL NAW YOU TELLIN ME WE SOME KINNDA JUSTICE LEAGUE
>>81960691
That movie will bomb, and this poor woman will probably never get another gig.
>>81960194
>NUBIA! MY BLACK SISTER!
>>81960725
There's always SNL for her, right?
>>81956034
Why do white men keep referring to black women as sassy? Because they aren't docile?
>>81957347
>I woke up like this
Why does this always crack me up
>>81960732
I guess. But who wants to be on SNL forever?
>>81958728
Hot.
>>81960799
It's not about the 'want'
