Brian Michael Bendis
>>81938436
Brian Michael Bendis?
>>81938436
Brian Micheal Bendis the writer?
Brian Bendis?
MICHEAL
>>81938491
Brian Michael Bendis the dream maker.
Could it be?
Brian Michael Bendis?
>>81938436
After Civil War II inevitably flops
Will Marvel finally take it as the sign that Bendis is not an infallible god of comics after all and finally stop giving him everything he fucking wants?
>>81938551
Too bad it'll sell because move tie in
penises
>>81938436
I cast a counterspell
Look at this shit. I might get banned for posting it but IDGAF
This is fucking gross. Benis put this in a comic book. What a fucking weirdo.
>>81938596
Brian Michael Benis :DDD
>>81938689
>tumblr
Fuck off.
Brian... Brian Bendis, the writer? As in the- I mean, as in the writer Brian Michael Bendis? I enjoy- like, no offense to the OP, but I enjoy some of his works.
His work in, uh, what was it called? His work in uh, Daredevil- his work in that was pretty good.
>>81938551
>After Civil War II inevitably flops
Oh sweet summer child..,
>>81939160
hes bad
>>81938436
All jokes aside, his Ultimate Spider-Man and Daredevil are great.
>>81939160
Bendis is perfectly fine on street-level heroes
Its when he tries to go cosmic/meta and use the xmen as his personal platform to try getting a GLAAD award that he turns to shit
>>81939683
>Bendis is perfectly fine on street-level heroes
Tell that to Spectorfags.
>>81939728
His moon knight wasnt bad
It was different from the usual moon knight, but you could even argue that his misunderstanding of some of the stuff about the character added to the book's ambiguous nature (as an unreliable narrator)
>>81938689
He had some obsession with shitting on a toilet. He said he was proud that he had Peter Parker taking a dump on a toilet in Ultimate Spider-Man
>>81940258
maybe it's some "liberation" thing
like "pooping is natural so we should show it, screw social norms"
>>81940356
That's true
Nothing more normal than taking a shit. I guess challenging the taboo makes sense
>>81938436
UNHAND HER, BRIAN BENDIS.
UNHAND HER, BRIAN BENDIS.
UNHAND HER, BRIAN BENDIS.
>>81938551
>After Civil War II inevitably flops
>>81938436
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"...you were suposed to say "It's over now?""
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life
Bendis is love
Bendis is life
>>81940753
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
Every fucking time.
Will he do it?
Will he pair Miles with Kamala? Kamala Khan?
Will he?
>>81941746
That would be a yes.
>>81938689
OH NO she isn't even angling her body so both her sculpted ass and big tits are in frame at the same time while puckering her lips! EGAD this isn't even designed just to pander to me.
>>81941805
fuck off benis
>>81941746
Eww noway I can let this interracial abomination happen
>>81938436
How were Ultimate Spider-Man and Daredevil so good?! Why doesn't he just write 616 Spider-Man?! Why do they put him on titles with his waifu!?
>>81942129
>Why do they put him on titles with his waifu!?
they didn't have his waifu till he got ahold of them
>>81942129
His Iron Man is okay so far
Except for the "awesome facial hair bros" which made a lot of people angry, but I thought it was hilarious
>>81942590
>"awesome facial hair bros" XD
Fuck off retard
>>81942755
Fuck you
>>81941805
You people are fucking broken inside.
>>81941746
>Muh pure halal waifu slumming it with some haram, no characterization, race-bent, knock-off or Marvel's best character.
I'm not yet fully convinced that Bendis isn't an alien sent here to study humanity
>>81940617
HEY! We're getting in a rut!
>>81939160
10/10 post
>>81941805
>No Forum For Old Bait
>>81942590
Okay is great for an Ironman run.
>>81940753
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
