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Does a modern Batman have MMA training?


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Does a modern Batman have MMA training?
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Batman is trained in everything that the plot requires him to be trained in I think
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>>81878809
Let's say he has an MMA background. would he lean towards BJJ, the go-to of the 2000s, or Amateur Wrestling, the go-to of the 2010s?
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Okay fine, the real purpose of this thread is me trying to figure out if Batman would stand a chance against Brock Lesnar.

Just remember that Brock Lesnar is the only man in human history to do the impossible when he conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania
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he's mainly a brawler really, lot's of haymakers and hammerfists, some wrestling takedowns/judo,
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>>81878752
>MMA
you mean...Mixed Martial Arts?
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>>81879408
Talking modern MMA, not 90's sideshow "knowing Boxing and Sumo" type MMA.
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>>81878752
Yes, he also does crossfit, too.
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>>81879518
Yeah, that's still just a bunch of martial arts mixed together. That's basically all he does, except with less hugging on the floor for 30 minutes and ball-punching.
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>>81879567
But he's not Crossfit Jesus
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>>81879585
i suspect batman sales would get a boost from a little "ground hugging"
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>>81878845
Batman has mastered 127 styles of martial arts.
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>>81878752
no, he only knows real fighting
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>>81878993
>Implying Lesnar could topple the king of strong style
the real test for Batman
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>>81878993
You do know that's scripted right anon
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>>81883233
what this guy said.

That pro wrestling shit is fake unlike batman
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>>81878845
>wrestling
>training to fight criminals in a style that isn't real
I mean maybe it'd help him against Bane, but otherwise he'd be fucked
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Batman fag
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>>81878752
Presumably, but it's not like going to ground is something you want to do if you can help it.
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>>81883337
Man, suddenly I'm sad that Bane wasn't a classic Batman character.
You KNOW Adam West would've done a full Luchadore thing if he was.
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>>81883233
>no fun allowed
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>>81878752
3242342
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Do you really need training to learn how to make fighting white trash even more homoerotic than wrestling and american football combined?
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>>81880032
>master of 127 styles of martial arts

Yet his body is too weak to punch through a foot of solid steel, parry bullets with his hand, or move fast enough to make after images.

AT EASE LOSER!
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>>81880032
That perfect storm of Walter Flanagan art and Kevin Smith parodying Miller a quite a sight to behold.
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>>81880032
Great how his martial art abilities work against common thugs, yet he struggles to subdue a clown who is trained in nothing.
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>>81878993
Brock Lesnar is IRL Bane, Kevin Owens is IRL General Zod.
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>>81884801
That actually happened in the Batman '66 digital comic, anon. And it was exactly as awesome as we all dreamed.
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>>81890408
>look how BIG he is
CIA confirmed in attendance
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