Because I've heard his speechwriter is fatter than the entire band Los Lobos.

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>>81862706
That's because he's been taking pigeons for Duke. It's either Duke's mouth or his own.

>>81862650
I heard this motherfucker's got his own animatronic
hillbilly bear band!

>>81862936
Footage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKdDZeHKWhY

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I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK

EAT SHIT AND DIE

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>>81863103
But what about his positions on aiding Zombie Americans?

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>2016
>not gazing into the hypnotic power of the evil eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S4MXNu3QO4

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>>81864010
How can you fall for such transparent propaganda?

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>>81864445
>>81864010
On the other hand, he does have a few shortcomings

I'm not sure if I can support another Pan worshipping Hollywood elitist