Time, please stop moving at once.
>Overhear some co-workers say that they loved "the old Kratt bros. show" that they watched as kids
>I tell them I loved Kratts Creatures, too
>"What? It was called Zaboomafoo."
>>81859017
At least one (or three) of these characters are older that me.
>>81859288
That's show ended a decade and a half ago
FUCK, I need to fix my life
>>81859641
I'm with you.
>>81859703
No anon no.
NOOOO
>>81859017
someone draw them as their actual age
>>81859288
Damn...
>>81859862
This deviantart gallery has you covered, pham
http://isaiahstephens.deviantart.com/gallery/49185641/ALL-GROWN-UP
>>81859703
>>81859288
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>81860041
wait so.
did plank grow somehow? or has johnny moved on to a new friend?
>>81860041
rolf is fucking static
he's plotting something
Time stop moving?
>>81859288
>tfw the lemur died in 2014
>tfw I didn't even know it was still alive until they announced its death
>Bart would now be older than Homer was in season 1
>>81859703
I turned thirty two weeks ago. I did not think I was going to depress much as I did. thanks for the remember, anon.
>>81860333
Somebody once told me
The World!
>28 years old
>moved out of my dad's house
>decent job that could turn into a career if I work at it
>still haven't gotten laid yet
well 2 out of 3 isn't bad
>>81860247
Don't you remember his odd growth?
>>81860333
Oh my goht
>>81860498
You get over it. Then you get bitter at all these kids talking about their Dora the Explorer and Kids Next Door like it was the second coming of Christ.
We're past the generation that grew up with Barney, these kids are the teletubbies generation. The kids who don't remember Sesame Street before it turned into melted Jello for infants.
>>81860499
Was gonnaROADroll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The South Park boys would also be 28.
The spies are in their 30's? Da fug? I thought they were teens in the show?
>>81859017
>Ed Edd n Eddy are now 29 years old
fuck my everything senpai, that was my favourite show as a kid.
>>81859288
Hell, even Zaboomafoo is old now. I watched it growing up, and now my young cousin watches Wild Kratts
>>81859017
>Spies are my age
Well ain't that something.
>>81860734
They were 16 in the first episode, which aired in 2001
>>81860795
>on 4chan in his 30's
>>81860823
This is my life now.
>>81860795
>>81859017
Sorry, imagining 31 year old Clover and wondering if the passion patties episode was prophetic of her ultimate fate.
>>81861106
Care to elaborate?
>>81860498
My girlfriend is 30, but she looks like she's 16, so that made up for her feeling old.
>>81861125
I'm saying some people have a sudden drop in metabolism when they aren't teenagers anymore. Or perhaps she got married and had some kids.
What I'm saying is I wonder if Clover gotfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>81861311
I didn't know what the prophecy was, but I can infer.
Also I think the words you're looking for areT H I C C
>>81861491
now we're just arguing semantics when we could be imagining to our preferential contentment
>>81860818
>2001
woah god damn
>>81859017
>>81859288
Shit, Spongebob (the character) is thirty this year. Plankton and Mr. Krabs are both 74.
>>81861106
>Sam gets a free ride to a Ph.D program at a prestigious school, then becomes a doctor of Neurology specializing in mind control rehabilitation. She stays single and frustrated, putting on weight that goes to her hips
>Alex drops out of college, gets married, and pops out children like a good ambiguously latina woman. She stays fit and healthy.
>Clover gets a fashion degree and goes to live in Paris. While there she blows up like a balloon but still manages to find tons of boyfriends.
>>81861671
Spongebob had a defined age? I always thought it was ambiguous.
>>81861780
Well, continuity is often forgotten about in Spongebob, but you remember the episode when Spongebob went into other people's dreams? The driving license seen in the episode showed his date of birth being 1986, and the episode later showed Mr. Krabs' birth date as 1942.
>>81861740
>Sam comes out as gay
>Alex has 6 kids before 30
>Clover found a rich older husband and now living off of his money, while being a trophy wife for another.
>Gerry died of a stroke in 2010
>Mandy committed suicide in 08
>>81859017
If you count oh yeah cartoons Timmy's a little older than that
>>81861900
>Britney stayed as a spy until she was caught infiltrating WOOHP on behalf of the Chinese government. Jerry pulled the trigger himself then dumped her body over the pacific ocean.
>>81859288
>I once sent the Kratt bros. a fan letter, and they sent me back an autographed postcard.
>I lost it on the move to college
>I've lost not only a piece of my history, but a piece of history
>>81862180
It is your destiny to find it. Go on your journey and then make a movie about it.
>the totally spies are now milfs
Time to work on it, drawfags
>>81859017
Billy and mandy was the only decent show that's listed here.
>>81862991
but what drawfag can do what needs to be done? Who can do the trick and make it Thick?
>>81862991
You've unleashed a powerful need in me anon
>>81862991
31 sound young to be milf.
>>81860041
Edd is not a girl :\
What the hell?
>>81863305
If she has a kid and is hot, she is by definition a MILF. Average age of first-time mothers is 26.4. For Mexican-americans it's 23.7. Statistically, her kid is in preschool or elementary school.
>>81863305
Teen pregnancy
>>81863498
I guess that would have been the production crew's fetish component for their last mission then.
>the Kids Next Door are 21 years old
>>81863651
I bet one member of the KND is like Rusty Brown - still a total manchild and refusing to move on or grow up and Numbah 1 visits them from time to time to keep in touch since they were friends but it's really awkward and they find it difficult to relate now but he hates seeing them like that and always tries to help them but keeps getting pushed away
>>81859641
Seven of these characters are older than me.
>>81859017
>tfw every single one of them is older than me
>>81860818
So they're 47 now?
Why isn't there art of this?
>>81864934
That's not really saying anything considering /co/ is the one board populated mainly by 15 and 16 year olds.
>>81864990
>so they're 47 now?
wut
>Lilo is 21
>>81865037
They were 16 in the first episode, the picture said 31 years. I guess its from last year and I didn't look too closely at it so I just added.
>>81862991
>31
>milf
your underage is showing
>>81863651
>you turned 13 the year KND ended
>everything went to shit afterwards
>>81859017
Dexter, the Eds, Billy and Many never had canonical ages.
This is facebook-tier garbage.
>>81863754
I bet it's Numbah 4
>>81861873
And Spongebob's liscense also appeared in a recent episode. It was a new drawing, but the info was all identical, including his DOB.
>>81859017
Totally MILFS!
>>81866654
Eddy has a age it's in the skipper episode pretty sure he was 12 or 13
>in a thread about cartoons your parents banned you from watching
>blog a little and mention that the 2nd gen pokemon came out when I was in 2nd grade
>multiple replies
>all acting like I'm a fucking senior citizen
I'M 24 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, YOU THINK I CAN'T FEEL DEATH BREATHING DOWN MY NECK?Aging sucks, take my advice, once you're 21, stop aging.
>>81866869
>one of the girls gets pregnant
>does spy shit, but with that delicious, round baby bump
>mfw
My dick would be hard enough to crush coal into diamonds and then back to coal.
>>81861873
>spongebob only 4 years older than me
pretty sure I started watching this show about age 10 or so.....you saying Spongebob was a homeowner in his early teens?
>>81867009
>I'M 24 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
How's your grandkids, old bean?
>>81867110
Everyone got their fetish but me. It's just not fair.
>>81867208
Yeah, got his first job at 13 too.
>>81867258
>>81867208
Fucking baby boomers...
Episode with Spongebob bitching about millennials when?
>>81867221
Get fucked. No joke, every March, my birth month, I get insanely depressed because My age just ticks higher.
Last year I went to Galveston beach alone at like 10 pm, got drunk, and fell asleep on the beach. It's not as cool as it sounds, trust me.
>>81867376
>1986
Spongebob is a Millennial
>>81867009
I was one of the guys who replied to you in that thread, and my point was that was surprisingly young. I was in...I think 3rd grade when gen 1 was released in US? And 5th or 6th when gen 2 came out.
>>81867604
I remember your post.
The thing is, for whatever reason, and I can't fathom why I think this, but after being on 4ch for so long, you start to get the idea that anons age with you and are about as old as you are, y'know?
Now I'm seeing people in their early 20s, late teens and I'm fucking baffled when I really shouldn't be.
>>81859017
LET'S GO ON A JOURNEY, A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME! TIME THAT'S CHANGING ALL THE TIME, IT'S TIME TO GO TO TIME!
>>81866947
You're right; forgot about that.
>>81866750
You didn't see the last episode of the series? Numbah 4 got his shit together hardcore. He went to Harvard if I remember right.
>>81867376
>every March, my birth month, I get insanely depressed
Get over it, senior.
I always say "it's not the number that makes you old, it's how you feel".
>>81867805
I started coming here when I was 16 and I was pretty sure I was one of the youngest people on the site. For some reason I always expect everyone here to be older than me even now
>>81859862
I'd kill to watch a show in which various characters from 90s-00s kids shows battle global threats as adults.
>Sam and Clover are 31 years old
I see no issue here
>>81867955
But in the last episode everyone had their shit together
>>81867955
>Numbah 4 got his shit together hardcore
>>81843656
>>81859017
Isn't timmy like 80 or something because he stopped people from aging that one time?
>nobody even watched your childhood favorite
I forgot the name of this show for like 25 years. It's damn hard to find a kid's cartoon with faulty childhood memories and the only thing to go on was "purple alien with shapeshifting powers".
>>81861740
>Frustrated Christmas cake Sam
Anon, I just fapped
>>81860041
why are they all hipsters?
>>81867852
But we don't really want to. We're going to miss our show.
>>81867852
MAKE IT STOOOOP!
