New Kelly
>>81739531
Kinda running out of steam there, Kelly.
>>81739628
I see plenty coming off the dog's poo.
>>81739628
>he doesn't like the ones where Kelly's complaining about things every red-blooded American man like him would complain about.
>>81739628
Spoken like a true poopily correct scat justice warrior.
>>81739531
He's done it again
>>81739531
>Kelly makes a comic about a petty complaint
haha nice
What does the dog represent? I need more labels, Kelly!
>>81739628
These are the best kellys. The ones where he's not talking about anything political, just complaining about something that happened to him.
>>81739531
I don't know what's the joke here
>>81741035
>I made dinner
That's a lie.
>>81741049
Poop. Poop is the joke.
>>81741095
>Poop
heheheheheh
>>81741035
Is that young Kelly?
>>81741035
>>81741283
More importantly, is that young Lady Liberty? Did Kelly get some of Crying Liberty's pie? Is that why she cries now, because she misses that sweet Kelly dicking?
>learned young just to be on the lookout for dog poop
>it's probably good for the grass anyway (unlike pee)
>move to new neighborhood with a proper park, instead of just a small field
>now have to make sure we pick up dog poop
>>81741035
Nice.
>>81741035
Does dating often involve making one another meals in the home? I thought it was usually more about going out.
>>81742451
>>it's probably good for the grass anyway
Not dog shit. Fertilizer and compost is made from shit from animals that don't eat any meat. Dogs, cats, and people tend to have a lot of meat in their diets and their shit isn't good for growing stuff.
Besides dog shit can just sit there being unsightly for a really long time before rain and weather might break it down. Nobody wants to sit down to a picnic on the grass in the public park next to a pile of some other guy's dog's shit.
> collection agency jackals
gets me every time.
>>81741049
People Order Our Patties
>>81743246
Back then going over to someone's place for dinner was a legit date.
I have to disagree with Kelly for once. People who let their dogs crap wherever are worse than Hitler and Stalin combined
>>81743567
B-b-but...!
>>81742451
>it's probably good for the grass anyway (unlike pee)
Don't see logic here.
Anyway, fresh shit is bad for grass, it has to stay in the septic tank for some time before you can use it as a fertilizer.
Also, feces spread diseases and parasites amongst animals and stink. So you know, keep it clean please.
>>81743631
Is he a troll?
I'm being serious here, is he just a troll.
>>81742451
why have it around?boost the grass when it needs it but no one wants to deal with smells or filth. also just have park cleaners whos job it will be to pick it up
Someone please post the one where the guy buys "Black Tail XXX"
>>81743729
WE GOT US A LIVE ONE!
>>81743729
you don't "get" Kelly do you?
>>81743729
are you a troll?
I'm being serious here, are you just a troll.
>>81743729
yes he is. it is like a satire of satire.
>>81743729
yes. its parody of political comics but some people get confused because some of them are too realistic due to the fact many people legitimately hold absurd ideas.
>>81743729
>The Onion
God I used to hate kelly's stique but now I love him in a dick wicking kind of way
>>81743246
its called courting, heathen
dont tell me you date girls without knowing youre going to marry them
>>81744089I hold hands with a different girl every weekend.
>>81739531
Real talk though, when I was a kid I had this French neighbor who would lose his shit every time my dog would piss or shit on his lawn. I'd always pick it up, but he'd still come to my house and yell at my parents later anyway.
Then one morning I woke up and heard my mom on the phone, crying. Turns out he'd filed a police report about it and a cop had come to our door, it had really stressed her out.
AND THEN we found out that this guy had cameras and surveillance equipment pointed at us and our house, looking right through our windows and right at me or my sister when we walked the dog, making sure we didn't mess up his goddamn lawn. He was a real asshole.
BTW, this comic is from 2012, it's not new.
>>81743729
ANON TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF A LITTLE
>>81739531
>>81741035
>>81743464
>>81743631
The puns of the gnome in the corner are awful, like straight out of a nickelodeon comedy
>>81741035
Lmao did /r9k/ raid this place?? Maybe instead of blaming society you should become a better person?
>>81743464
>tfw I'm just an innocent Pizza lover
>>81744957
Clearly this is a post of a No Talent Punk with an Axe to Grind
>>81744691
You're not operating on the same level of irony.
>>81744119
slut
Whoever this Kelly fellow is, his comics appear to be overly sensationalized to the point of being satire.
>>81748220
yes
>>81748234
For what purpose?
>>81748470
he and his publication of origin are known to have humorous intent
>>81744691
>hating Kelly
>not being a Sophisticated Adult
pleb-tier tbbqh
