Superman, why don't you neuter Krypto?
>>81732803
Because then you'd be condemning his species to extinction.
Dog can't mate with horse
>>81732803
What'd he do, commisioner? Did he pee over a cop car? Steal a donut?
Stop complaining about my dog, Gordon. If you're fond of this city staying in one piece, that is.
>>81732803
>Krypto Gets Some.cbr
Those were the days.
>>81732803
Does anyone else remember that story in Supreme where Radar (basically Krypto) went out and impregnated hundreds of female dogs and the city was plagued with litters of super-powered puppies?
It's always weird whenever you are forced to remember Alan Moore could write a fun, non-cynical comic sometimes.
>>81732820
you need over eighty breeding pairs to save a species from extinction.
>>81732803
>Clark is on vacation
>Clark playing with Krypto in Kansas
>They're having a good time, throwing trees as fetching sticks
>SUDDENLY
>Smells a bitch in heat in the most nearby city
>Flies away faster than Clark can react (whoa)
>Krypto barrels through buildings, homes, bus stations, and topples over skyscrapers to get at this dog
>Krypto, being a dumb dog, pounds the bitch into oblivion
>Superman is too late to stop the carnage and destruction porn
>Supes subjected to public ridicule and shame because of his dog
>Is forced to put down Krypto
>Thinks Kryptonite is inhumane, sohe snaps kryptos neckwhile crying
Coming Soon, Dog OfMurder
>>81732940
Can your dog recognize criminals, son?
>>81735168
CAN YOU?
>>81733180
>still butthurt after so many years
>>81732902
how do YOU know?
>>81735199
I might be old, Clark, but I can still tell between an asshole who just deserves a good spanking and a monster who can only be stop with a good bat dicking. How long will you and your super friends pretend to be the good cops before realizing the true way of justice? How many lives until you rape Darkseid? Send my regards to Ma kent.
>>81733180
Super Yeller
>>81733180
>IF YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH, THEN squirrel!
>>81732820
This
