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BEST LAND EDITION
Also Homestuck: The Movie stream on synchtube 4/12 at 12pm central time. Every flash from Act 1 to EoA6. Be there or be square. Password will be the literal definition of breath in all its forms.
https://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/Homestuck_The_Movie
1st for Itchy
first for dolorosa
Favorite Canon Land
Favorite Fan-Land (or your own land)
Land of Maps and Treasure (wind and shade VERY close)
Land of Insomnia and Thought
>>81720463
Yes
>June 15, 2013
Jesus Christhttp://pastebin.com/iHuMqGdU
BEST GIRL RIGHT HERE
I don't remember who did these planet views but I enjoyed them a lot.
You are allowed to bring two characters back to the comic, at the expense of two alive characters becoming double-dead.
It doesn't matter how deader than dead these characters are or how stupidly mary-sue untouchable the alive ones are.
jade, cutest, you know
nth for dead dad
>>81720723
Granted, but nobody is morebreedablethan Jade.
>>81720723
Oh right, the mask was a thing wasn't it.
>>81720745
I'll trade caliope for Scratch and conkslut for karkats dignity.
>>81720638
>linking the stream this early
for what purpose?
>>81720745
kill calliope and kanaya for aimless renegade and spades slick
>friends birthday is on 4/13
>they don't read homestuck
Sometimes it's hard having normie friends
>>81720816
>>81720798
>>81720780
i didnt know fucking Janefags existed
>>81720782
i want to cuddle that blind girl
so mspaf dies fighting the black king?
>>81720838
it's pretty bad writing regardless of jane being a shit character
honestly, this would be unforgivable in an actual book
>>81720833
wweh
its hard, its hard and no one understands ol' eri
>>81720745
gimme eridan and take kanaya
i dont need a second
>>81720745
Kill Vriska and Jane
Bring back Slick, you can have both of them just give him back.
>>81720884
considering she's going to run up to him next update it really isnt bad
>>81720873
alongside da
>>81720816
>>81720798
>>81720780
>>81720835
>>81720884
Does anyone really need more proof that Hussie fucking hates Jane? Who DOESN'T hate Jane? She was so fucking boring and then insufferable that everyone shat on her rightfully, and Hussie literally wrote in Roxy to be the main beta kid leader instead of her.
Jane went from a boring nothing to a tantrum-throwing bitch to trickster mode to mind-controlled and evil and now back to boring nothing. It's fucking incredible.
>>81720915
THEY'RE EVOLVING.
BECOMING MORE INTELIGENT.
Serious Fucking Business.
Remember that time Dave indirectly called Jade a filthy immigrant?
>>81720774
But just HOW breedable is Jade?
>>81720915
awww SHIT they're thiccc now
>>81720915
THIC C
>>81720638
How long is the stream gonna be?
>>81720918
has Hussie ever wrote that he regrets how he wrote Jane
>>81720918
What did she ever do to you anon?
>>81720906
There's still hope for Slick. He could reappear at any moment with Die's voodoo doll.
Or not, because Hussie might've forgotten it. It really doesn't feel right that Slick got killed alongside Union Jack.
>>81720918
Jane isn't even a fucking character. She's a plot device.
Her only relevance is revives and a free Dad for John.
Even Jake's been more fleshed out than her.
Fuck, even NANNASPRITE's been better developed.
>>81720911
i thought DA would just not be present for the fight, or barely contribute
>>81720919
Either take a side or suffer at the hands of both
http://strawpoll.me/7350267
>>81720967
>Hussie wrote Jane
Well, technically yes...but...
>>81720953
>Naruto and Sasuke weren't gay
Does this mirror Davekat?
>>81720915draw a thick jade pls
>tfw her character arc is going from a cute detective to a cardboard cutout
>her own dad doesn't even care about her after three years of separation
Being Jane is suffering.
>>81720915
HNNNGH.
>>81720979
They never showed his body post-decapitation.
Either he's coming back, or Hussie doesn't give a shit about Slick anymore.
>>81720739
SHIT BOY THAT'S ME LAND
also my fave might be either The Land of Wrath and Angels or Pulse and Haze
>>81721012
After Andrew feeds her.
Man I got vacation time off work for 4/12 4/13 and 4/14 and I just realized I can't get fucking BLITZED on 4/13 since I have school at 5:30. you better fucking drop the update before then hussie or I'll lose it.
its a shame that Janes character didn't really go anyway
Shes a cute girl and fucking top tier housewife material
>tfw you never get to fuck jane while she's wearing nothing but an apron
I lied this is my favorite fanland.
Insomnia and thought is just my own.
Theres something about this thats super interesting to me. I can't exactly pin point it but this land makes me feel like theres something incredibly important going on.
>>81721015
>>81721060
She could have been great. Nannasprite was great. Why did it all go wrong?
>>81721080
Did that artist doing Lands with the tumblr list do this and/or yours? Is it worth even trying to be added to the queue at this point?
JANE
TAKES
DUMPS
IN
HER
BROWNIE MIX
What're the odds Hussie is phoning it in on the ending and there are no twists
>>81720723
>>81720774
I can't decide who to waifu more!
>Cheery nerdy alcoholic that can pack a punch and would be into D&D
>Dog tier dorky glasses wearing adventurer with somewhat of a green thumb and full of energy
>>81721060
Wasn't waifuanon going to do something like that one day?
>>81721092
WEW
E
W
>>81721095
its to foreshadow Nanna being secretly awful
>>81721095
Teen Drama
Too much overlap with John and Jade, wasn't her own character
>>81721129
60%
![Land of Pyramids and Echo [Kung Pow].png](https://i.imgur.com/lsjvh0i.png "Land of Pyramids and Echo [Kung Pow]")
>>81721110
land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com is the guy from previous threads.
Land of Insomnia and thought was done by a guy who was doing land art for a short time. I think I just found him by browsing #homestuck and he did land art. He never posted anything again though.
It might be worthwhile to commision the land of so and so guy. But he's got a large backlog.
>>81721015
>No nonsense amateur sleuth and expert baker with a thing for classical humor and mustachioed gentlemen.
>Becomes Pic Related
It's a shame she got the shortest straw. But dammit she's good at making my dick twitch.
>>81720915
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>81721163
I haven't come up with a Land yet (or in 5 years of being a fan) so I'll probably just wait for the backlog to clear away, or just forgot about it and move on.
>>81720778
> karkats dignity
Karkat needs to rematch LE.
With Clover tied to his back.
>>81720953
i can see this happening
>>81721118
I need lewd as fuck Jane fics. I don't know why but her being the subject of sexualization is especially arousing to be compared to others.
We're dying soon.
>>81720939
He got his grandma back.
>>81721246
Legit hot
Do smut
>>81721129
95%
He wants to it to end more than we do.
>>81720704
LOMAX
Land of Cianobacteria and MSpaint
(waiting for Land anon to deliver)
>>81720745
Spades Slick and Aimless Renegade for Davepetasprite^2 and Jasprosesprite^2
>>81721237
I don't remember what this one was about or if its even finished, but its got jane in the title so enjoy
http://pastebin.com/7V3hCS1N
>>81721197
Mine I saw insomnia popping up a lot in some big generator and was thinking how sick it would look if I had a sky with neurons like Terezi.
Then I thought holy fuck that name could make an amazing land. Insomnia and Thought.
Look at this fucking cutie
I claim this one.
>>81721359
Well done. I have trouble making my own because they're supposed to challenge the players and I can't do that objectively. But then there's stuff like Vriska's just being her ideal pirate FLARP playground.
>>81720704
Land of Frost and Frogs
Land of Fear and Clockwork
>>81721379
You can have her, anon, just keep her away from me.
>>81721379
literally the worst character
I remember rereading the part where she gets the ring and meenah explicitly tells her she's fucking up and is just making a doomed session but she just ignores her
>>81720704
Land of Light and Rain
Land of Faps and Pleasure
>>81721411
Fear and clockwork I could see as being like Hemwick Charnel Lane in bloodborne with the bigass wooden decrepid clocktowers.
>>81721437
>Jadefags winning
Rosefags BTFO
>>81721379
I loved her little fuckery intermission.
>>81721373
Just LOOK DAMN YOU
>>81720704
LOLAR
Land of Stars and Tides
>>81721144
>Wasn't waifuanon going to do something like that one day?
She probably already has, she lives with her bf I think.
>getting cucked by a tripfag
What a time to be alive.
>>81721296
Not THIC enough
>>81721321
This is terrible
>>81721379
>unironically waifuing a spider
Fuck off Terezi
>>81721466
I'm sorry but long, raven-haired lasses have been a standard of fuckability since the vikings
post
>title
>strife specibus
>moon
>prototype
>>81721492
claiming this cutie patootie and her booty
>>81721535
>only wearing a shirt
Its so simple but it always makes me so diamonds
>>81721466
this is /co/ we are talking about
the land of the furries
why would jade ever not win
>>81721525
Bard of Doom
tabletkind or bookkind
prospit
my computer, probably.
>Some motherfucking miracle of the universe occurred, creating this Jane thread.
OK, here's my really long-shot prediction for how Homestuck ends. I don't actually believe this, but if it happens I want to be able to say "I told you so"
So we know that the Beta kids are still going to get absorbed in the house juju. Well, my theory is that they're going to be released, but when they're released they've turned into this gestalt being that contains the "ultimate selves" of each of the Beta kids, Davepeta style. There you go. There's my prediction.
>>81721466
Well I mean, this place is full of males that have accepted the superior rose would never look at them twice
>>81720723
Confirmed.
What are their Classpects?
>Reminder
>>81721634
I think this will likely happen at the end. Everyone will combine with all of their dead selves, past and future, in some massive omniversal collapse brought on by English. After that, no more dreamselves, deadselves, otherselves, timeselves, nothing. Everyone becomes an almighty amalgam of their every self in one, and then rip English in two.
>>81721661
>Superior Rose
>Needs a wreck like Vriska to help her not be a fumbling alcoholic
>>81721661
At least lose with some dignity.
Jade is the waifu supreme
>>81720918Jane used to be my favorite ;_;
guys.Ah-RAY-dia or Ah-RAW-dia?
>>81721742
WWE RAW
>>81721742
a-rotty-uh because she smells like a fucking corpse
>>81721742
Ah-raw-dia
>>81721742
the first
>>81721727
>no pants
>that shy look
>glasses
Ffffuuuuuuuuuck that gets me going
>>81721742
Hussie posted how all names are said some time ago, and as I predicted they were all exactly how I said them, since I come from the same state and area.
It's Ah-rah-dee-ah.
>>81721742
Ray
>>81721726
>not hooking up with alcoholics
>not having a good time
>>81721535
This is thick enough
>>81721742
RAW
Just the way she likes it.
>>81721778
was pretty good tonight, actually
>>81721808
>Aradia always does it bareback
DIAMONDS
>>81721525
Knight of Light
Bowkind, Arrowkind
Derse
A map and a soda, they're what's next to me right now, I wonder what would happen
have Jane and John even had a 1 on 1 conversation together
>>81721661
> that rose
erection_in_progress.jpg
>>81721742
She's asian, like Damara, so you pronounce her name あらでぃあ
>>81721802
>>81721806
>Roxy is amazing drunk
>Even better sober
>Rose is just an embarrassing mess
Anon plz.
>>81721742
Ah-RAD-ia
>>81721634
That's not very long shot at all. It's kind of dumb but not unlikely to happen considering Davepeta's recent speech.
>>81721892
Yeah, when they met
>>81721742
Rei
>>81721870
>A map and a soda
Wouldn't that make afayglobesprite?
>>81721525
Seer of Void
Tomekind
Derse (Void kinda seals that)
an overrated fantasy book hoping to get my waifu
>>81721903
Im speaking from expereince, I dated this strilonde cosplayer that was a legit alcoholic and a mess. we had the kind of sex you see greentexeted in stream friend threads, I dont regret it for an instant
>>81721851
>Her god tier hymen always regenerates
>Her vagina looks like an overflowing fountain of spunk as she lays head to floor, legs spread upwards and showing off the assets
>>81721944
>aradia kills herself after each fuck so she can revive completely fresh
>>81721742
Ray.
Because she's a RAY of sunshine.
>>81721914
I have a problem with this shit: Karkat has a goddamn theme song (Knight of Blood), and a pair of sickles, and a tied up Clover. He deserves a fucking rematch, man.
>>81721944
I have a Jade pic like that, it's my go-to for fapping
That's always the best type of pic
>>81721929
I really, really, really liked Gamzee more when he was just a chill idiot, who maybe could have achieved some zen shit with some kinda wu wei aesthetic.
Instead it was murder clown. I knew it was bullshit from the moment he started going nuts.
>>81721525
Heir of time
Yoyo-kind
Derse
Chihuahua and a crossbow
>>81721942
deets son
>>81721942
>we had the kind of sex you see greentexeted in stream friend threads
and what kind of sex is that?
>>81721921
Glorious
>>81721742
Ah-rah-dia
>>81721944
>trolls cum buckets
>Aradia grunting and heaving as she just SPRAYS the load out of herself for a solid minute, mixed with her own massive slurry load spurting out
is there anything harder than diamonds
>>81721988
...... source? Could I find it on MSPAbooru or whatever is the Homestuck equivalent to a Booru image site?
>>81721525
Mage of Time
shovelkind
derse
preserved alligator head
>>81722043
god don't do this to mesmutfics where
>>81722043
dragonforce
>>81721929
Shit, and the fucking imps like sopor pies already, I'm just gonna have a bunch of free loading hippies in my lawn talking about the beautiful lands
>>81722043
>is there anything harder than diamonds
accepting the fact the she will never be real
Hey resident faggots, post your husbando
Hey resident non-faggots, post best male character
I made this image for /co/ in 2010. wow.
Guys...
What... what if...
What if breath has something to do with freedom?
>>81722043
>Jade and Aradia in charge of repopulation
>>81722047
You wouldn't like it, she's got pubes.
>>81721525
>Prototype
>Pic related
>>81722123
Pubes don't matter to me
>>81722075
THAT'S THE FUCKING THING, DESPITE THE FACT THEY CAN LITERALLY BLOW A BUCKET LOAD, THERE IS A CRIMINAL DEARTH OF CUMPLAY, EXCESS CUM, CUM INFLATION, ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, AND I HATE THE FANDOM FOREVER FOR THAT
WE COULD HAVE ARADIA WITH HER PRETTY SHEEP HORNS BEING HANDLE-BAR'D AS SHE'S FORCED TO CHOKE DOWN ENOUGH CUM TO MAKE HER DIE OF ASPHYXIATION AND THEN REVIVE VOMITING IT BACK UP, AND YET WITH 5 YEARS, THEY DID NOTHING
>>81722123post it anyway
>>81722106
>Aradia and Jade are immortal
>Time and Space
>The kids get into their session and suddenly just see thousands upon thousands of children
>Pregnant Jade and Aradia who have lived for a thousand years yet still look 16, greeting them with the repopulated universe and large, lactating breasts
>>81722132
>We got Vriska instead of a proper Equius revival
Fucking bullshit.
What titles would the Archagents/Midnight Crew have if they could play?
>>81721379
The moment she took the ring was the moment I lost all respect for her.
Thank god she was wiped out from existance by plot device bullshit.
>>81722094
Best male for playing with in the bedroom? Someone healthy, eager, young dumb and full of cum?
>>81722174
arquius is better anyways
>>81722094
Guess if I'm homo or not.
>>81721742
ah-raw-di-ah
4 syllables
>>81721897
>She's Asian
Nice Headcanon. Nothing that Aradia said or did has implied that.
As for Damara, hasn't she been stated to having been part of the Lost Weeaboos?
Then again, The Handmaid was described as an Asian Schoolgirl in the narration so eh.
>>81722211
Maybe if you're stupid.
>>81722006
>>81722016
Like awful terrible rough shit, we only fucked when she drank and she drank literally all the time ya feel. Sometimes we'd both be in character, sometimes only she would, it was great, I'll proabably never get to have another rose & roxy threesome as dave ever again.
But I caught that bitch poking holes so I had to abscond tight the fuck out.
>>81722219
May as well post final Neps.
Jane is a good girl and a good character.
>>81721525
>Thief of Hope
>AfroPickKind
>Prospit
>Old Tattered Megaman AXL toy
>>81722153
Homestuck smut is the most frustrating thing in my life.
>>81722094
This is the manliest asshole out of all mspa
>>81722232
>The Handmaid was described as an Asian Schoolgirl
She was dressed as one, which is why they referred to her as one.
All trolls are raceless.
>>81722153
>THERE IS A CRIMINAL DEARTH OF ${name_of_fetish}
calm down. I can't disprove you here because this is a blue board, but, just trust me, calm down. Whatever your kink, we got you covered sister.
>>81722242
sounds like a blast man but wait
literally poking holes? she wanted you to impregnate her?
So, this still needs to happen right?
>>81721742
ray
>>81722297
who drew it?
>>81722282
I LOOKED YOU FOOL, I FOUND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT THAT THERE IS
>>81722275
>All trolls are raceless.
Except Feferi and Eridan, right?
I thought "Seadwellers" were a race.
>>81722275
They're aliens, the castes are their races.
>>81721297
This guy gets it. The perfect sacrifice: shitty useless sprites.
>>81722297
Thank you
>>81722284
Hey uh. Nepkat poster? Why do you do it? How do you pick yourself up from bed and continue to fight on so relentlessly?
>>81722294
Yes, now why the idea in theory is fucking astounding and toppest tier, I wasn't ready to be a fucking dadI was 17 at the time, she always assumed I was 20+
>>81722282
There is 0 Homestuck mind control porn that doesn't involve Vriska so checkmate
>>81722297
NICE
>>81722322
the rest of that image is probably the first Rose-jerkin-it picture I ever saw.
>>81722363
Because he cares about it enough to keep trying.
>>81722392
Yeah same. Idlecil used to make some wicked shit. Still does, but, not much for this anymore.
Hey Homestuck!
Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!
>>81722417
Can it happen now? Can we hasten this? Please? Please just let death come.
>>81722369
But there is mind-control porn.
If you're going to to say "porn of ${fetish} but without ${character}", there's OVER A HUNDRED AND TWENTY characters you could use. be reasonable.
>>81722410
That egg fic wasnt great, I don't know why everyone loses their shit for it.
>>81722443
please, i need it
>>81721525
>Heir of Blood
>Hatchetkind
>Prospit
>Probably a couple of my pets, they love getting into shit they arent supposed to be in
>>81722318
Some artist, they're long gone
>>81722417
>implying there won't be rage threads for MONTHS
>>81722403
Steel Corridor's crude style makes his amateur lookin shit so much hotter. God fucking damn.
>>81722106
Are there any girls in Homestuck more breedable than those two?
Like shit, something about them just makes me want to go out, build a log cabin, and have six kids
>>81722369
There is with Aranea and Mindfang though.
Especially Mindfang x Dolorosa.
I really want Hussie's next MSPA to be a murder mystery with his usual brand of ridiculous bullshit involved.
I feel Hussie would nail it and we'd have endless bullshit threads to have fun with again.
>>81722506
Yes.WQ.
Jasprosesprite^2 is your favorite character.
>>81722456
Ovipositive was pretty hot if you dig, well, giant monster rape and egg laying. Slightly niche.
Would a witch of doom just be a straight up necromancer?
>>81722417
Can't come soon enough
>>81722318
>>81722466
http://porrimstar.tumblr.com/post/40177440618/a-late-thank-you-christmas-present-for-my-great
A moment of silence...
hey can one of yall link me to the "MOST ACCURATE" classpect quiz?
>>81722363
I must continue. My quest is not over.
>>81722511
>>81722447
I am reasonable. It's not unreasonable to want my fetish without any Serkets involved.
>>81721525
>seer of heart
>broomkind
>derse
>my dog I guess?
>>81722536
Jasprosesprite is just okay
>>81722379
How did John amass such a harem of bitches?
>>81722511
also, condy.
>>81722541
with what little we know about doom, assuming that it is indeed the aspect of death... Yeah, basically.
>>81722524
I'd really love that, but I don't know if that's what Hussie wants to make. I mean, it feels like he's deviating from his original brand of humor into something else, and he might want to do something different from now on.
>>81722539
I'm all about vulnerable girl getting some monster D, but the egg laying bits were pretty meh overall tbqhfam
>>81722548
Exactly
>>81722575
mangrit
>>81722575
All other men are either dead or homosexual.
>>81722539
>giant monster rape
>egg laying
>Slightly niche
Anon...
>>81722456
I didn't know what to expect walking out of that fic yesterday. But I knew exactly what I wanted walking out.
Anyone got more? I need the good shit.
>>81722410
wait what.
Idlecil started with Homestuck?
How many artist careers did Homestuck spawn? Here's something by Chazzerpan from 2012.
I realized that the kids and John on that other panel have their related colors on their glasses, I like that shit on fan-art, it's cute.
A shame the Lalondes don't have any colored shit tho
>>81722555
We can't afford to die comrade.Not yet.
>>81722506
jade at least feels like the kind of girl who wants to get pregnant
She projects that air of "Hey, knock me up"
>>81722606
Well, I said slightly. I genuinely don't see too much of it compared to most other fetishes.
>>81722485
how does that work?
>>81722660
It just works
>>81722638
>Idlecil started with Homestuck?
newbie
>>81722660
People like scratchy stuff
>>81722630
>That adviceREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81722658
I wish I could find the full comic
>>81722638
Yeah man. He used to come here and do requests. I'm still pretty happy that he did over three of mine across his visits. I guess I kept hitting the right buttons.
>>81722699
fuck off frogposter
Remember when John killed every version of himself and forced Jade to spend 3 years on a gold ship by herself?
gRAND DAD,
>>81722698
ok, but how does it make it hotter?
>>81722714
Noice
>>81722710
>tfw you will help mindwipe write up new homestuck smut
>>81722724
fLEENTSTONES,
>>81722710
Check /aco/
>>81720638
What the fuck is the "literal definition of breath in all its forms?" I've been plugging in everything I can think of from the comic then checking the wiki and I'm coming up with nothing here.
>>81722658
I want this to be canon
>>81722723
It's OK ultimate self and all that
>>81722755
Aw jesus christ why would you start this anon
>>81722710
https://mega.nz/#!7UwFnDAS!8PJD73GJEGptt9zWlm5lv4MJoo8tIc8MrCP9pTrlMxs
>>81722744
Motherfucker you best get mindwipe to do some condy/john smut.
I waited a week to drop a link to long distance. I'd do two weeks if he/she/xi/fi/fo/fum fufills my degeneracy
>>81722751
this is my shit
>>81722755
How new?
Can't wait to see some good old father-son gay bashing tomorrow.
>>81722755
OP is lying, the right answer is what has nothing to do with Breath.
UPDATE
>>81722804
Not new at all but the hiatus was long and I just caught up.
It's embarrassing. Hint?
THERE IS NOW ONE DAY UNTIL HOMESTUCK ENDS
>>81722831
Not today, bg. You're years late.
>>81722755
type in "freedom", the comics almost ending, leave the boy alone. soon we will all be old fags in /hst/.
>>81722799
Shame spacey does fuck-all these days
>>81722831
nah
>>81722834
Don't use caps. Think about what we all will soon achieve on 14/4/16.
>>81722833
I seriously don't get it. Is it case sensitive? Is that what I'm fucking up here?
>>81722834
/hsg/ memes. Techincally not /hsg/ since it came after /hsg/'s demise, but still
>>81721742
Ah-RAY-dia, I wasn't even aware people said it other ways
>>81722877
Hussie himself pronounces it "Ah-ra-dee-ah" you dolt
>>81722873
Yes. It's case sensitive.
No caps.
>>81722862
DELETE THIS
>>81722862
Oh geez. I was looking for something trickier than that. Thanks!
>>81722755
It's the spirit of Americana.
>>81722861
Ehh, I thought I'd get in one last one for old time's sake.
I never did get around to re-reading Homestuck, though.
>>81722899
no problem anon
>>81721742
I pronounce it as Fuck Puppet
Why did Hussie suddenly switch Aranea from a nice girl to a complete cunt in only two panels?
Just starting reading this what am I in for?
>>81722506
no, but Jane is close behind and has canonically wanted babies inside of her
24 HOURS LEFT LADIES AND GENTS
WE'RE ALMOST FREE
>>81722862
See >>81722898
It's a super secret password and we can't let unsavory folks know it
Whu doesn't eridan just drink milk from paper cups if he keeps breaking glasses?
>>81722949
Some kids play a game that destroys the world.
Its pretty nice.
>>81722949
soon, an amazing intermission. don't skip it, anon!
>>81722949
Disappointment. Don't read it. It's like a thesis on how to fuck up a story. I have never seen anything else go from so amazingly good to so amazingly bad.
>>81722949
A good time. Then a great time. Then a terrible time. Then you just don't give a fuck anymore and it becomes a chore. Then you'll finally be free again.
>>81722536
She is!
>>81722949
pain.
OH SHIT HUSSIE RELEASED THE BETA
>>81722960
Yeah but Jade was expecting babies inside her as far back as act 5
>>81721674
Heir of Gullitines
Slav of Squats
>>81722949
John dies
Dave dies
Jade dies
Rose dies
Dirk dies
Jake dies
Jane dies
Roxy dies
Tavros dies
Sollux dies
Nepeta dies
Equius dies
Kanaya dies
Aradia lives
Gamzee doesn't die
Eridan
Feferi dies
>>81722723
he was helping her get more in touch with her aspect
>>81721525
knight of hope
pistolkind, later riflekind
derse
pyralspite, living small black cat
>>81722949
Lots of fun, followed by deep regret infested with teen drama, then after a reread, possible ironic enjoyment
>>81723061
Eridan wwhats? ERIDAN WWHATS?
>>81723018
Jane has the 50s housewife bonus going for her
>>81722714
wait wait wait wait
wait.
idlecil is ANDREI ? holy fuck I had no idea. (okay sure he got started in Gunnerkreig Court before HSG but I'm gonna say it anyways:) ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>81722892
Well that's just terrible
>>81723099*wwalks into thread*
>>81721805
I saw that too, but it more along the lines of, "here's how I pronounce it in my head, but say it however you want". But I guess if Mr. Lies says it one way it makes it more 'canon' then the rest of the stuff.
post more ara
>>81723132
What a legend.
>>81723099
shreks
>>81723132
Glorious
>>81723225
Keep crying baby. DAVEKAT is gonna be confirmed tomorrow then you'll be hanging from the rafters
>>81723225
I am already here.
If the final update happens around midnight like Collide did then Homestuck could very well be over in 24 hours. It's almost time you guys.
What's your favorite freedom, /hst/?
wwhats goin on in this thread
I can't believe this is my first time seeing this.
>>81723132
i cant believe i ever doubted our prince would return
>>81723330
I wonder what asshat pulled that off
>>81723324
Why is Mituna so perfect?
>>81723109
Jade has the advantage of being able to have litters and seems like a soccer mom
>>81723295
Thank god
We're almostfree
>>81722241
Probably why Vriska wants to jump his non-existent bones.
>>81722975
>Eridan
You get one free chance for this erroneous mistake.
>>81723298
This one
>>81723324*unziip2 diick2*
>>81723367
Because he's an autistic retard just like us
>>81723324
classic
thank you ipgd for making our pretend into everyone else's real
>>81723423
Which is why we should form the Mituna Corps.
>>81723367
Mituna understands us.
No matter what, Sburban Jungle will always remain the true theme song for Homestuck in my mind.
>>81723385
There are not-erroneous mistakes?
>>81722560
What if the Serkets are the mind-controlled? Glub did a good one with Vriska felt up by Condy, while sitting in her lap and in controlled submission.
I get off on the idea of Serkets having the hypnotic tables turned on them.
>>81723491
That aint Doctor fucko
>>81723324
>>81723464
I forget, what are the rules of the Mituna Corps again?
>>81722153
There's a pretty good ditty in the HSG pastebin with Kanaya helping Vriska look human pregnant by cum inflating her and parading her for everyone else to see.
>>81723368
Is there anything of soccermom Jade?
>>81723225
Posting the superior version
>>81722297
>>81722466
>>81722597
>Research artist despite dead tumblr
>Nothing but a tiny handful of old as fuck reblogged art and paheal posts
>What little art I'm finding is good fucking shit
>But it's all fucking gone
>I click the link back to the tumblr every time praying the outcome will be different.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>81723511
That's LOWAS's/The Heir of Breath's theme
Guys, post your favorite debunked shit.
>Gamzee is actually Nepeta who mind-swapped with Gamzee
>>81723225
I might have been on board with Davekat if it didn't feel like 100% a response to fandom, instead of a natural development.
>>81723569
Prab did a pic, but it's long gone
>>81722641
Look at their hair, everyone has their hair highlighted with their color.
>>81723605
>Dave will get with Jade
>>81721525
Mage of Time.
Riflekind.
Derse.
A book.
i just want terezi to be happy
>>81723605
>[random character] is Lord English
>>81723588
I actually did the same recently about an artist I knew that deleted everything and even their skype, and I found they still use a site
I'm questioning whether or not to send them a message and see if they still draw lewd junk though
>>81723605
>Davekat will happen prior to EOA6
>Davekat will happen in EOA6
>Davekat will happen on the lilypad
Aradia's wool
>>81723605
Not debunked yet, due to the retcon there are two Gamzees and two Nepetas.
rose is asexual and kanaya pretends to be asexual too but shes actually incredibly sexually frustrated
>>81723681
Anon don't squander your chances. Get closure.
>>81723671
i just want Terezi to be ravaged by dozens of dicks
>>81723639
Most of prab's stuff was never saved unfortunately
>>81723574
>>81723298
>>81723369Did I miss some kind of new meme
>>81723691
NICE
>>81723741
>new
>>81721525
Mage of Light
Bazookakind/Shovelkind
Derse
Tribal Mask, probably my fat-arse cat.
>>81723673
Clover is Lord English
>>81723741
Someone spammed the "Breath means Freedom" thing.
>>81723721
whatever makes her happy
>>81723673
The person reading this post right now at this very exact second is Lord English.
>>81723741
Yes, it's shitty and extremely forced. Just like every other meme.
Calliope is objectively the worst and most aggressively dull character in Homestuck. What is her point? Why does everyone adore her, when she contributes nothing of value?
I would rather have a hundred Eridans and a hundred Araneas in the comic than her.
>>81723763
It is actually new mom
>>81723817
>Calliope is objectively the worst and most aggressively dull character in Homestuck
Jane exists
>>81723671
Everyone else is getting reunited, I hope she gets her reunion too.
>>81723741
>new
>>81723564
I KNOW YOU ANON *I WROTE THAT*
>>81723817
She exists so the comic can have someone unique looking for me to beat my meat to.
>>81723833
Both are terrible and need to be removed
>>81723817
Kanaya exists
Aranea did nothing wrong.
mods are asleep post smutfics
>>81723822
*anon
Do not respond to this typo or I will fucking murder you
>>81723840
>Scourgecest
Disgusting
>>81723817
At this stage of the game Hussie forgot basic plot stuff, so she never had any interesting things happen when she came back to life.
Does he even watch or read much of anything anymore? He probably doesn't have much to be inspired by.
>>81723876
they're not related, dummy
>>81723822
>>81723873
You can keep calling me mom, I don't mind.
>>81723840
>tfw skeptic stopped drawing homestuck art
wweh
>>81723872
Literally read the thre- oh yeah this is a new one isn't it.
http://pastebin.com/u/ShoddySmutAnon
>>81723869
Objectivelytrue_
>>81723873
Call me mommy more, please.
>>81723741
>new meme
Have you been living under a rock?
>>81723872
http://archiveofourown.org/works/210281
Today's (12th April) update should only be four pages.
>>81720933
>Emlan
The best
>That Vriska
hnngh
>>81723897
I know that, dumbshit. "Scourgecest" is the name of the ship.
>>81723869
If Aranea never did her thing, we wouldn't be stuck in this new, retcon filled timelines.
>>81723899
>>81723906
Somehow my entire Dave folder is relevant and I can't decide
>>81723928
And all four of those will have Davekat in it.
>>81723876
That's not scourgecest. They're not fucking.
That's just two moirails having a sleep after a whole lot of shushing, shooshing, petting and papping, as they work through a near-insurmountable mountain of personal issues together.
>>81723907
Nah, I've just been getting closer to wiping my mind completely of this shit fandom
>>81723949
Aranea deserved to win
>>81723953
You don't need to get so worked up, son.
>>81723901
>Roxy/Grimbark : The knot
Yes good
more knot please.
>posting davekat
When did /hsg/ get such bad taste? worst ship in the comic
>>81723928
Four pages of gay xeno sex, or four pages of kinky dog sex. You, the reader, get to decide!
>>81723989
tumblr is leaking
>>81721525
Knight/Prince of Light
Fistkind
Derse
Prototype: TS plush
Prototype II: Smartphone
>>81723986
>knotting Roxy
I AM OPENING THE LINK AS FAST AS I CAN
>>81723976
Aranea's the only character to actually pull off a real betrayal, right? And not a "we're actually just fucking around" or "I went fucking crazy" kind of betrayal. Like a cold-blooded, calculated betrayal.
>>81723989
There hasn't been any Davekat posted though. A hug does not confirm a relationship that is romantically inclined.
If they kissed of fugged it would be a different story.
>>81723986
>>81723901
I'm glad you enjoyed, try checking tealtentacles, I remember being in a race with them to produce the first smut for grimbarkI can't believe anyone liked my stuff enough to repost it.
>>81723939
THESE NECKS THOUGH
>Feferi
Jesus
>>81723981
I can see where this is going and I'm just gonna go to bed.'night mom.
>>81723869
Aranea did everything wrong. She did so much so wrong that even (Vriska) realized just how much she did wrong by seeing just how wrong Aranea was too. She was so wrong that she used up the Serket supply of being fucking wrong that Vriska's plan in an entirely new timeline worked.
Aranea was so wrong that Vriska could start playing the stockmarket and wind up with 8 8illion dollars from smart investments as the universe tries to counteract the sheer amount of wrong done by her lineage.
Can we agree that homestuck kickstarter was the single worst thing that happened to the webcomic?
>>81724011
Why did Tumblr have to discover Homestuck ;_;
>>81723989
We hate Davekat, but we find pissing off people who REALLY hate Davekat to be hilarious
hey. bored and feel like writing some smut, hopefully for 4/13. anything in particular you want to see?
>>81724055
Without a doubt.
>>81724055
Tumblr was the worst thing that happened to the webcomic.
>>81724063
>We
>>81724068
Serenity x Gl'bgolyb
>>81724068
WQ fucking the gay out of Dave.
>>81724024
That's why Aranea did nothing wrong, though. Everything she did was to save reality.
Eridan just went murderous, Gamzee became a cultist of destroying reality, and their endgames were objectively evil. Why do they get a pass, and Aranea does not?
>>81724068
john
roxy
>>81724068
Jade fingering her asspublicly
>>81720638
Still the best
>>81723989
>tfw always shipped davros and johnkat
>the trashy gay ship that becomes real and canon simultaneously sinks both of your main trashy gay ships
i would have been happier with nothing
>>81724068
FAT
HARLEY
KNOT
>>81724068
Bec Noir frozen in time and milked by Aradia, unable to cum until he loses his mind in lust/rage
>>81724059
>tfw I'm gonna have to commision someoen to show hsgs re-life and reaction to mspas death and burying his horsecock as its the only canon merch he has
>tfw I'm gonna have to commission someone to show hsg and tumblr finally making it through the door
>tfw doodles is dead
>>81724068
Intense VrisKat hate fucking
>>81721043
good taste
>>81724063
>i was just pretending to be retarded/like davekat
>>81724068
Futa Davepetaasprite mating with Jasposesprite
>>81724112
goddamn right
>>81720704
Land of Heat and Clockwork
Land of Crypts and Monoliths
>>81720704
Land of Heat and Clockwork
Land of Cloak and Daggers
>>81724100
Because everything they did was OK'd by the alpha timeline.
Aranea forced her way into it and doomed the entire timeline just so everyone could call her their hero and suck her eight foot cock for eternity.
>>81724114
You deserve it for unironically shipping johnkat.
>>81724068
John getting caught jerking off to Mom by Roxy.
>>81724063
speak for yourself
shipping is dumb
>It's legitimately ending tomorrow
>>81724141
THIS
>>81724161
If only Terezi would sit on Vriska and fart on her
if only
>>81724055
There were a LOT of unfortunate things that happened to this webcomic. The rise of Tumblr, the comic's sheer popularity killing the suggestion box, the game, the decision that TWELVE trolls needed to exist, the insertion of fanart, the insertion of fan-characters, the insertion of the author, the insertion of fandom caricatures, the decision that TWENTY-FOUR trolls needed to exist, it just goes on and on.
>>81724207
They're both disgusting enough pieces of shit to do that to each other.
>>81724162
That mentality completely removes all levels of agency from the cast, though. "Their actions were okay because Sburb allowed it."
By that logic, every action taken in the comic inside the Medium is okay, because Sburb allowed it.
>>81724068
Jade making Dave straight again
>>81724186
>tfw trying desperately to catch up
stab me
>>81723962
how much you wanna bet
>>81724068
dolorosa, give me my dolorosa please i've written so much bullshit about classpects for you guys i want dolorosa x reader fill my mommykink.
>>81724055
Yup. We didn't get SBURB or anything like it, a ton of the money was stolen, caused a stupidly long hiatus, caused Hussie to stress so hard it killed his dad.
>>81724068
Too many troll girls catching wind of the fact that John was looking to explore caliginous romance.
>>81724207
Rumor has it that Hussie is planning a secret Act 8 one year after the comic ends. It's supposed to be an 8 hour flash of Vriska being pinned down as everyone takes turned farting on her. You didn't hear it from me though.
>>81724174
It has began to dawn us that all this shipping might have been a colossal waste of time
>>81723695
We have what, like 10 pages left? Or less? I've lost any faith that the retcon clones that should exist are going to exist besides (Vriska).
No Gamzeedad, no duplicate Caliborn who doesn't ascend, no glorious return of Erisolsprite, nothing
>>81724247
this
>>81724267
100 boonbonds.
>>81723695
new theory that might get debunked
Gamzee is unkillable because he's formed a cult with all the doom timeline versions of himself (and probably all of the Karloz's as well)
>There were people who thought the 40 pages after collide would contain anything worthwhile
LEL
HOW THICK COULD YOU BE?
>>81724230
Trolls were fine. Beforan trolls were not, and I say this being a huge fan of Meenah (Barring the time she was dating Vriska and they both turned into massive weenies.)
Calliope should definately be the first character cut for narrative irrelevance, followed by Jane - But you can't cut Jane without cutting the other three Alpha kids, and while I'd be happy to lose Dirk and Jake, Roxy is too presh.
You've really messed up now.
It seems you've locked yourself
outside of your place of work.
Good going, asshole!
And worse, you've forgotten your name!
What was it again?
I hate how happy jade looks, looking like she actually contributed to anything in this last bit when she did fuck all, when she has the most powers out of all of these fucks
Kanaya too why was she even in that fight if all she was going to do is apply her makeup
In fact you know what Calliope too. What the fuck is up with these useless as shit space players
>>81724296
Hussie gave up years ago and is shoving the corpse across the finish line so he can go drag the corpse of his game across the same finish line.
You're welcome.
>>81724310
I'll take that bet.
>>81724276
...AND the fact that he hates every one of them by default actually. That's relevant I guess. That's like Bieber announcing that he's in love with all girls, with a trollwise spin.
>>81724317
FUCK YOU
>>81724325
Rocket Papaya
>>81724325
Fagboat Pussyfarts
>>81724326
I think Space is a mostly passive class but that really isn't an excuse considering Seers are passive and so are Light players, and both Terezi and Rose did a fuckton in battle
>>81724325
Asshole mcfarton
>>81724296
This infuriates me.
Does this mean (John) won't be relevant, either? Remember that was a thing that happend.
>>81724326
Space has nothing to do with being cool.
>>81724318
Jane can be improved, she had potential.
>>81724362
Space is an ASPECT.
>>81724362
I'm pretty sure aspects can't be passive or active
>>81724376
(John) was destroyed by Lord English in [S] Caliborn: Enter.
Then all other instances of John were unmade in his Choice.
>>81724340
Blackrom with Feferi would be terrifying as fuck. You take away her perky kindness, you're left with the typical violent insanity found at the top of the troll societal pyramid.
>>81724326
I finally got it. Fuck Isolation. It's Irrelevancy. Space is Irrelevancy.
who is the biggest cuck in homestuck?
>>81724316
Wait, have we seen multiple Kurloz-ghosts?
Perhaps this is what Rage is all about? Being an universal constant?
>>81724376He is the John from Caliborn's masterpiece.
>>81724362
Passivity doesn't mean they can't fight/are support by default, they just simply use their powers differently.
Roxy used her powers to steal the nothingness and make perfectly generic object constructs that she used in a highly offensive manner.
>>81724401
>>81724407
Yeah I got the terms mixed up sue me
And I dunno though, can you really say stuff like Blood, Doom or Mind are really active
>>81724425
Dirk
If Jake started fucking around you know he'd take it like the little bitch he is
>>81724425The original audience.
>>81724425
MSPA Reader
>>81724401
>purring and squirming
wh-
Are there any fics that capture the charm of the Memo conversations? I just want to read about Karkat yelling at himself.
>>81724425
Jane, followed by Karkat.
Consider the following
>>81724415
Jokes on you, Feferi doesn't really have a bitch side, only creepy interests
She even forgave Eridan for all of his shit and didn't push him down f urther when she was with Sollux, after all of the junk he did during the session
>>81724425
If any it's Eridan.
>>81724276
>>81724340
He's already developed a foundation with some of them too (which is why he even said that).
>Aradia
>Meenah
>Terezi
>Vriska (and (Vriska) maybe?)
Nothing with Kanaya, Nep or Feferi though.
No offense but the trolls were a good addition to Homestuck.
Who had the worse character arc, Karkat "Useless Manlet" Vantas or Vriska "Literal Mary Sue" Serket?
>>81721525
Prince of Void
Staffkind
Prospit
Space Marine figurine, with second being the first guardian
>>81724446
If they're given the right class.
it's shown that despite representing a certain metaphor, an aspect can be controlled in a more literal manner. Rose is a light player but combat wise she's calling down bursts of light to hurt shit.
I'm sure a blood player could, if they wanted to, actually use literal blood offensively. But then again, Blood, Doom, Mind and Rage are the quartet of "irrelevant aspects because none of the relevant characters use that aspect"
>>81724429
no, probably not.
>>81724439
it's more like passive is USUALLY support/recon, active is USUALLY offense/defense (fighty), but they aren't reallt that hard and fast since some classpect combinations can bend shit far.
>>81724446
prince of doom (if doom is mind) would eventually get the power to point his finger at someone and make them drop dead, while prince of mind could drive you batshit insane catatonia.
in general, princes make things kind of op offensively.
>>81724476
Who's she?
>>81724507
No more AskCr33perNepeta after this week?
oh jeez oh jeez
>>81724520
I agree but there shouldn't have been 12.
The memos were hands down some of the funniest shit in homestuck.
>>81724536
>terezi and karkat
>not relevant
okay
>>81724517
He said Nepeta actually looked cute when he found her corpse during retcon travels.
>>81724522
Jane "complete tool" Crocker
>>81724520
They were when it was just 4 of them. Adding roughly 30 more or so didn't work out.
Hussie is almost legendarily bad at writing and pacing out his content.
>>81724522
Both
>>81724564
That's not a blackrom foundation.
>>81724522
Calliope is more of a Mary Sue than Vriska, as Vriska doesn't tick the "Everyone around her loves her unconditionally" box
>>81724550
the dude in the gif?Narancia form Vento Aureo
>>81724559
>Karkat
>relevant
Terezi you got me because I forgot she's like the only non-god tier that actively uses her aspect's powers but Karkat fuck no
>>81724507
I ship them_red
>>81724476given the response last time
it's okay if you wanna post *THAT* edit to tumblr by the by
>>81724349
>>81724357
All of these names are so great.
So great in fact, you can't decide what your
original one was. You decide to go with a happy amalgamation of the cool names.
Your name is now ROCKET PUSSYFARTS!
So, what do you wan't to do, Pussyfarts?
>>81724607
but anon
RAILS
DON'T
PAIL
no offense but eri is a good character
>>81724582
That's the point on top of him making a statement that implies he doesn't actually hate them.
>>81724595
blah blah blah without kitkats their session would have really fucking collapse
blah blah altering johns timeline
blah blah muh shooshpap
>>81724629
What if a 'rail was so pent up to the point of distress and physical discomfort?
>>81724608
ah shit yeah
haven't gotten around to do it
maybe tomorrow...
>>81724623
YELL AT YOUR REFLECTION FOR DOMINANCE
>>81721525
Page of Space
Spraykind/Hosekind
Prospit
Dice, U.S. Nickle (T. Jefferson)
>>81724510
Yeah, and then when he knocked out Sollux on the meteor she had finally had enough shit and would have probably killed him on the spot. Did you not see how angry she was?
>>81724520
Overall? Nah. Karkat was the silver lining.
>>81724590
Doppio is cuter.
>>81724607
Wait are there actually people autistic enough to use the quadrants on their shipping?
>>81724623
Examine pumpkin
>>81724575
Man this art is old as fuck
It's weird to think that Tavros was introduced before most anyone else
>>81721525
You
are
a
faggot
>>81724629
Rails don't fill pails to be taken to the Mother Grub and used to create offspring.
There's no rule saying they can't fuck recreationally without submitting slurry.
>>81724468
pretty much this
>>81724623
unzip dick
>>81724679
You poor poor stupid child
>we will never find out what happenned to Rocket Papaya
>>81724654
l-lewdany fics?
>>81724541
It's mostly the combination I guess.
if Roxy was the Thief of Void instead, She'd probably have a hard time making actual use of her powers as it would steal the nothingness from what she's fighting, which would really amount to fuckall I guess.
Unless that means she can be like Scribblenauts on someone and be like 'okay you've got cancer now"
>>81724654
then he goes searching for some dillhole to hatefuck
>>81724673
totally.
>>81724679
Where do you think you are?
so how did hussie dad died anyways? or why did rachel left him? poor guy
>>81724623
Make a webcomic on the internet that makes people angry
>>81724666
Post the one with Jade fucking Harley
ALL GLORY TO KATNEP
>>81724654
They should fucking masturbate.
>>81724661
no problem
>>81724629except when they do
>>81724667
That wouldn't be blackrom hate, the entire clover quadrant exists so that doesn't happen. Murderous intent should never be an actual thing in blackrom, you could hate the fuck out of them and jokingly do it, but neither side would ever go through with it. Like how TZ was with Vriska on and off before she HAD to kill her.
>>81724575
Good lord that's old. What's the date for that fanart? Before May 2010, obviously.
>Homestuck is ending
>We'll never see an unglitched version of the gold pilot flash
>>81724666
Why is that Jade brown
>>81724654
Handjobs.
>>81724711
probably because he's a fuckup hasbeen who's too stupid to even get a contract signed with a company before handing them money
seriously Hussie has to be fucking DEEPLY stupid for that to have happened
I'm not sure why I ever thought he was clever beyond some pithy wordplay
>>81724623
Fist yourself
>>81724727
Which is never, if you would read the comic.
>>81724727
>>81724743
>gold pilot flash
explain
>>81724744
why not
>>81724575
>we could have had god tier Kanaya in Page shorts
>>81724703
Surely a good moirail would just take one for the team, rather than leave it up to chance? Doubly so if the troll got needlessly aggressive when needy.
The job of a moirail is partially to prevent harm coming to others, after all.
>tfw nepeta probably went down on equius, because equius was too STRONG to relieve himself
>>81724744
Dave's dick is just that good
>>81724692
Forget her, whatever happened to Alice? She just up and vanished.
>>81724765
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008178
>>81724747
>probably because he's a fuckup hasbeen who's too stupid to even get a contract signed with a company before handing them money
You are literally wrong and retarded
Good Job fucko
>>81724575
We really only needed 8 trolls
As cute as I find Equius and Nepeta, I would've been fine getting rid of them and Eridan/Feferi
>>81724743
But how would they know about Blood, Mind, Pages, or Maids?
>>81724515
>kills a slut
>cuck
>>81724683
What pumpkin?
>>81724744
Their mutual beachhouse is very sunny
>>81724743
Why would we? Nothing that important happened that we didn't already get the gist of later.
>>81724743
I'm pretty fucking mad about this
>>81724780
get OUT
>>81724728
I'm not saying she was in hate with him, I'm just countering the argument that Feferi doesn't have a violent side. Feferi would have killed him on the spot because she platonically hated him, and was finally sick of his shit.
>>81724807
>I am being willfully obtuse
>this won't make me look stupid as shit
>>81724810
look outside the window
>>81724743
it was all retjohned out, anyway
>>81724840
>tfw Hussie just does not fucking care anymore
No offense but RoseDave is a shit of exquisite taste.
>>81724780
You are an illiterate and I hope you die painfully.
>>81724802
It was mentioned by Terezi in Act 4.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003424
>Y34H 3X4CTLY! S33R OF M1ND P4G3 OF BR34TH KN1GHT OF BLOOD M41D OF T1M3
>>81724848
Eridan isn't a cuck, he's a hero.
>>81724871
Ship*
>>81724871
>shitting on dersecest
Get the fuck outta here
This place is the fucking holy grounds for that shit
>>81724780
>nepeta goes down on equius
>equius makes the mistake of allowing his body to twitch ever so slightly
>the sheer force of his STRONGNESS rips Nep's jaw off
>>81724893
You are a moron.
i like how none of the trolls are offput by callie being otherkin troll
wait, no, the other thing
it fucking blows
I really like Papers art, I'm glad they made it in the actual comic.
>>81724866
The planet thing still had to happen.
Jade has to transport the planet somewhere for the Caliborn/Calliope thing to happen
>>81724848
>defending sluts
>>81724927
I dont think callie has been alive long enough for that to come up in conversation
https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/beforus
>>81724890
Interesting how people assumed Tavros was a maid.
ITT: Forgotten shit
>>81724966
One of the unused panels by Paperseverywhere has them fawning over her fake horns
>>81724968
>LoFaM 2
>LoFaM 3
Holy fuck
>>81724989
That was a reddit request thing
>>81724968
I'm not listening to all this to find the good stuff. Tell me the good stuff.
>>81724978
We only knew about the 4 trolls, and those were 4 random titles given, so people thought about it, and figured Tavros as Maid was more funny and made more sense than Kanaya, especially since he talked to Dave.
>>81724852
You are standing outside the window, numbnuts! Still, you peer inside the window...
>>81724585
it's offset by the fact that she doesn't actually do anything
So Caliborn will be redeemed, right? There's no way Hussie would create an interesting and entertaining villain just to kill him off for a really boring ending, right? Surely Hussie is aware that making your villain an actual embodiment of fan complaints is really fucking lame if the only point is to literally kill off criticism? Right???
>>81724984
Davekat
>>81724968
>82 songs
jesus
So how many of you sad sacks actually donated to the kickstarter only to be cucked hard?
>>81725024
I guaran-fucking-tee you she will be the lynchpin in whatever happens on the 13th, further reducing Jade's importance as the Space player
>>81724999
I compiled 22 albums of Homestuck fan music once, 3 is really cutting it down
>>81725012
open the window and piss through it
>>81725042
>the "weapon" just turns him back into a little kid so blah blah blah he can have friends which is blah blah blah the only thing he ever really wanted
>>81725073
Are you the soundcloud diver?
>>81725042
Maybe old Huss would have redeemed him, but this is the new Hussie. Tumblr Hussie. Caliborn committed the sin of misogyny and his comeuppance will surely be the harshest in the entire comic. Sorry anon. The dream is dead.
>>81724999
>lofam 2
>he never listened to best album
Its a goldmine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hai8r6SGKV4
>>81724685
Vriska siphoned off his importance, it's what she does.
>>81725089
Nah, I did this back during the Tindeck days. Soundcloud's hard to search through.
>>81725088
>the "weapon" just turns him back into a little kid so blah blah blah force Vriska and Aradia to hold his hands which is blah blah blah the only thing he ever really wanted
>>81724968
>https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/beforus
nah im good
>>81725120
>Tindeck
Jesus fuck dude
>>81724795
Is this the best flash in Homestuck?This is a bait question so that you will say "no, retard" and post your favorite one, I hope it will work on everyone in this thread
>>81725012
GAH!
Oh wait, it appears to just be a cardboard cutout.
It's blocking your view. You feel like you don't want to look into the window any longer.
>>81725199
Man up and hotglue it.
>>81725190
no, retard
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006844
Jade "bottomless" Harley
>>81725199
check inventory
>>81725088
Power of friendship is usually stupid but I think it fits with John's personality and how the kids are partially responsible for him in the first place
>>81724968
Who allowed this to be song art?
>>81725245
the unofficial bandcamp isn't known for its quality control
>>81725245
If I went through the trouble of making the song and they chose that as the cover art I'd be furious.
>>81725245
>Meenah's bulge
>>81725088
>>81725144
>all Caliborn ever wanted
>I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO.
>SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
>I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
Caliborn did nothing wrong.
>Jane 'Apron and nothing else' Crocker
>Roxy 'Actual drunk gamer-girl' Lalonde
>Jade 'Need to Breed' Harely
>Rose 'Talker & Cuddler' Lalonde
Pick 1 (one) Girl
>>81725245
>that dolorosa
HIDEOUS NO GET IT OUT KILL IT BURN IT KILL IT BURN IT
>>81725245
It gets better
>>81725317
I want pickle inpsector
>>81725317
Jade "Stuffet in the Ruffet" Harley
>>81725245
Me on the left
Also now you made me remember of that one john cover for lofam3, bad times.
>>81725300
What's wrong anon, you scared of it or something?
It baffles me how tumblr users manage to take characters with such attractive designs and make them so ugly.
Really, how do they do it?
>>81725317
Jade > Jane > Rose > Roxy
Remember after Cascade when everyone thought post-scratch Earth would be ruled by Lord English and Doc Scratch?
>>81725314
seriously though you have to recall the bits where he gets to some kind of semblence of buddiness with Jake, drawing them hanging out together
>>81725181
This was 2010. Even though I had to sift through a lot of shitty voice work and awful song covers there were some incredible artists there, like EidolonOrpheus, Myusernamesmud, Trogg, and Tensei. I'd listened to the song from Cascade a dozen time back when it was a draft made for [S] Descend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_vncioIgUs
I made this like 5 years ago with it.
>>81725339
Caliborn's deviantart stuff was better than this
>>81725317
Roxy, my wife.
>>81725364
Delete this right now.
>>81725317
Jade is good dog, best wife
>>81725317
Roxy would be the most fun tbqh.
So what happened to Aranea after the retcon? I mean I would still imagine she would try doing what she did
It's like she fucked off through infinite time and space
>>81725339
Holy fuck Latula's doing the girugamesh thing
>>81725339
Christ
>>81725362
Oh hell no, but it just being in an album cover is just. Just.
>>81725363
Poor art skills, anxiety covering their talent or thinking their stlye is good because it gets notes.
>>81725317
They're all wonderful girls but Rose wins for me
>>81725212
You don't have any hotglue!
>>81725224
You decide to open your inventory.
You have a stapler and a six pack of little hugs.
All I want is for Vriska or Aradia to grab the other's hand for whatever reason, pull them out from under rubble or whatever, and Lord English to see it, stop his onslaught, and start sweating profusely. I just want LE's downfall to be an untimely erection that allows the Juju to be deployed.
So John getting retcon powers is basically the same as Johnny getting Tusk Act 4, right?
>>81725433
Go into the door
>>81720704
maybe i should draw my own land, itd be a fun practice
should one base it off my comfort zone or the opposite of it
>>81725317
Jade more or less is like fucking a vacuum, she's that desperate.
>>81725446
HOW CAN HIS ERECTION BE UNTIMELY
WHEN HE IS ALREADY HARD
>>81725317
>tfw you will never get to bend jane over the countertop and fuck that huge ass for hours on endI'm so fucking jealous of the writefag that hooked up with waifuanon its not even funny
>>81725467
>meenah had an orgy and didn't tell aranea about it.wav
Hey.
HSG.
Post your face when you saw the first REAL good flash of the comic. I'm talking about [S] Descend of course.
>>81725494
You're a good person
>>81725496
I miss waifuanon.I bet this is that writefag's fault.
>>81725368
Early Act 6 HSG was best HSG
All that Jake last name confusion
All that Post-Scratch Earth speculatin
All that Act 1-3 Nostalgia
All that Dirk/Roxy hype (which later got ruined by THEY WERE IN THE FUTUREE EPIC TWIST)
>>81725469
No it's more like gyro stabbing himself with an arrow and for some reason getting a new stand that works like d4c on steroids and uses it to pretty much rewrite the story.
>>81725412
daoots sadly
maybe she'll be in the epilogue for Meenah to clip around the ear?
>>81725528
she was here like 20 minutes ago
Reminder that DD wouldn't ever appear in a big battle and is waiting for the right moment
Reminder that they turned their back on Condesce's body
Reminder that we know they don't get a happy ending (Yet)
>that horrific vocal porrim song
kill me dead
>>81725531
How did them being in the future ruin it? Newfag here, I thought that was pretty cool
>>81725575
ALWAYS BET ON THE DROOG
>>81725317
Only one correct answer
>>81725531
>All that Dirk/Roxy hype (which later got ruined by THEY WERE IN THE FUTUREE EPIC TWIST)
Fuck off, that was actually cool
Dirk getting everyone into the Medium is one of the best flashes in the entire comic
5x Showdown was the high point of the comic
Livereading during that time was something else. Mashing F5 in the days of HOMESTUCK COULD HAVE UPDATED RIGHT NOW.
>>81725575
DD died off-screen without notice.
>>81725469
depends on if you believe that the juju isn't retcon powers but is instead, in fact, "enhance your classpect powers to the ultimate!" because that's what BKEW thinks and its fucking RETARDED.
>>81725588
post it
>>81725590
Everyone wanted to see Dave as Dirk's bro and Rose as Roxy's mom and it turns out they sat alone in their houses their entire lives
>>81725496
>tfw had a chance but didn't seize it
>tfw I found out about it after the fact
fug
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_os8HqfxHc&nohtml5=False
>>81725612
>That way Kanaya wins
5x Showdown was pure garbage.
>>81725632
https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/let-me-dance-let-me-glisten
>>81725612
>5x Showdown was the high point of the comic
I dunno, anon. I'm really fond of Horrorstuck going into [S] Rose: Descend, Terezi being cool, Vriska actually showing regret, [S] Flip and the Doc Scratch monologues
>>81725620
stop fucking mentioning BKEW like it means anything
>>81725363
They often do it on purpose as a form of counter-culture, like "traditionally unattractive features can be beautiful". In the case of certain features like large noses and small eyes it can be a matter of trying to normalize or even idealize features common to people of certain races. This can backfire if they emphasize them too heavily and it looks stereotypical.
Sometimes it's a matter of "not every character has to be attractive". This kind of movement is cool. It deemphasizes overt sexualization and helps you reevaluate your stance on a character - would you still like them if they weren't attractive?
Sometimes it's just a poor choice in stylization, though. Picture extremely related.
>>81725471
With a little of effort, you manage to get into the door.
Now your stuck. Great. You decide that you're feeling tired, and you rest inside the door.
[GAME PAUSED]
>>81725643
You're thinking of the 3x Showdown
>>81724968
86 tracks is more than any LOFAM or the unoficial ost. For background characters. What the fuck.
>>81725190
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005660
Beep beep make way for the highest point of the comic
What if the epilogue flash starts off all sappy and happy and gay, but then it starts getting really damn sad as the kids, and probably Aradia and Vriska if they make it there, start outliving the other trolls? And then at the end, billions of years later, they're killed as a new version of Sburb is played, and their universe is doomed to die like a phoenix, so that a new one can be birthed from the ashes with new gods to tend it?
>>81725666
what is wrong with Roxy's ape-long arms
>>81725666
Jesus fucking a cow, Satan, they look like deformed mutants
Is this the greatest panel in all of Homestuck?
>>81725696
Man you just made me remember that glitch shit again. Why did Hussie do that gag TWICE in the comic?
>>81722153
>>81722322
As someone who has a major cum fetish, criminal is right. All I want is some straight cumflation, is that too much to ask?
>>81725696
>Terezi being a fucking idiot
Shocker right there bro
>>81725650
>http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005660
dear god
>>81725713
Without a doubt
>>81725639
>everyone was disappointed when it turned out Scratched Dave and Rose were badass freedom fighters who fought against the menace of ICP and Guy Fieri, Antichrist
yeah, no, didn't happen and what we got was better than bro/mom shenanigans again
Can we all agree that that entire section post Game Over and before Vriska fucked off to the furthest ring was the low point of the entire comic?
>>81725713
>hussie predicted skate 3
Are the arms still in the old panels?
Worst Beta Human:
Jade, Post-Retcon Rose
Worst Alpha Human:
Jane
Worst Patron Trolls:
Karkat, Vriska
Worst Pre-Retcon characters:
Karkat, Vriska
Legit cucks:
Pre--retcon Karkat, Pre-retcon Vriska
>almost all the Strilondes are perfect tier
HUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEE
>>81725745
No. Trickster Mode exists, as does the Dancestor Walkarounds with the Adventure Time gifs.
I like post-Game Over when Roxy is mourning and Terezi dies in the best way possible. You know, before John actually starts retconning shit.
UPDATE
>>81725363
Western art is bad that's how.
>>81725745
You do have to remember that originally Hussie paused right before Game Over and planned to release the ENTIRE rest of the comic all in one day after a massive pause. It wouldn't have been that bad then.
>>81725745
I really fucking liked Game Over. It was dramatic, exciting, and Hussie somewhat stuck the landing. It added some excitement and energy to what had been a tediously long act, where the energy had flatlined.
The problem was the post-retcon stuff. It reminds me of the end of Back to the Future. Nobody ever thinks about how Marty basically woke up in an entirely different timeline, with an entirely different family. Everything was just hunky dory!
>>81723739
blindfold under glasses
>>81725825
Well yeah, because Marty changed the past for the better and his life was better. I'd have stayed too if my Dad wasn't a loser and my Mom was happy.
>>81725814
The sad thing is almost everything since then has either been guest art or FAST N LOOSE (AKA Hussie pretending to not be using guest art). All that time and basically all he was doing was amassing other peoples' assets.
>>81725825
BTTF doesn't work on split-time temporal mechanics dude, it's a straight retcon with no doomed versions of folks.
>>81725713
to call it the greatest panel would be an insult to it's majesty, in fact, no word in any language could describe just how perfect this panel really is.
>>81725742
Those updates were some top tier stuff. Shit was so damn ridiculous and over the top. I also enjoyed all the OC about the various celebrities who were either for or against the Condesce.
>>81725864
Instead, in Homestuck, we went from the cool and good family to the lame and deadbeat one.
>>81725795
>Legit cucks:
>Pre--retcon Karkat, Pre-retcon Vriska
what
>>81725854
How else is she supposed to not see?
Fucking IDIOT.
>>81725894
Just about everyone in Homestuck is kind of a lousy person nobody would want to hang around.
He built up so much goodwill for everyone, even the trolls, and then just went back on his entire idea and intent and turned the cast into a bunch if pricks and losers who did nothing.
>>81725867
Fast and loose was definitely Hussie.
Though I did miss the old days when outsourcing was minimal for art, Collide would've been absolute dogshit garbage or would've happened offscreen if it was pure Hussie and all of you know it.
Thank based paperseverywhere and poinko for our wonderful Act 1-3 strife scenes because if it weren't for them Hussie wouldn't have bothered.
>>81724536
What are the missing God tiers not used by the kids?
>Blood, Doom, Mind, and Rage
>Thief, Mage, Sylph, and Bard
Let's assume there was one more twist, what would the session need?
Bard of Rage and Mage of Doom are already in use.
>>81725901
Pre-retcon Karkat wanted to fuck Terezi. He lost her to Dave and then to his own goddamn Moirail.
Pre-retcon Vriska lost Meenah to Post-retcon Vriska.
>>81725901
Yeah, don't you remember Vriska masturbating in the corner and crying as another woman fucked her wife and she loved it?
>>81725825
>I really fucking liked Game Over.
I literally just got done watching it and I swear it had way more hype in it than Collide
Like seriously, if anyone wants a refresher, watch it again
>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/GAMEOVER/
>Everyone fighting
>Planet annihilation and fighting with the fucking planets themselves
>John actually being angry and fighting Caliborn
>Terezi pulling her sword out of herself through sheer force of mangrit
As shitty as the retcon was, I'm glad we'll probably never see (Vriska) again
She was a fucking joke of a character
>>81725925
>honestly implying terezi and karkat wont get the tiger
>>81722456
Tastes do vary of course, but I think most people actually expect you to hate it.
>>81722539
Yep I'm in this camp, definitely one of my favorites. I already had a monster fetish, but by the end of the fic I'd gained a bit of a general monster impregnation one as well... I have healthy amounts of shame for that one at least.
>>81725933
Anon. That's called, and I know you're not familiar with this term, 'relationships'. When people break up, they tend to find new people, and often carry baggage from the prior relationship, which can cause heart hurt.
Remember that time chaz drew us ironic fanart of snoop dog smoking pot with nepeta & meulin and snoop dog actually posted it
>>81725531
This is the truth. Before the plot went to shit there was a lot of hype on HSG
>>81724317
this thick
>hussie will never EVER EVER use Showtime End Strife Remix for the beta kid's final battle with Lord English and the alpha's final battle with Caliborn because it's part of the fan album
>>81722539
>rape
she was cool with it though
>>81725970
Game over was pretty good but honestly I have to like Collide more.
It had sprite fights, I've been waiting half of act fucking six for some more sprite fight and THE WHOLE COMIC for a full on fight with fraymotifs and multiple weapons and aspect powers.
Dirk even used his fancy santas, for fuck's sake.
>>81725970
plus people dying for real permanently like wow you really fucked up
speaking of I'm trying to figure out what gamzee's relevancy is since they still kept him alive in a fridge and continued referencing that in collide
>>81725992
>I have healthy amounts of shame for that one at least.
Why? Monster impregnation is fucking top tier and I know a lot of people who are secretly way the hell into it. Add in size difference and you got yourself a party.
Why the fuck do you think Alien did so well?
>>81725650
Wasnt this song from that one shitty vriska fanventure? Serketquest or something like this.
>>81725978
all karkat will get is daves dick up his ass
>>81726033
I prefer normal impregnation, followed by hugging and kissing
>>81726015
>beta kid's final battle with Lord English and the alpha's final battle with Caliborn
You know it never occurred to me that that's what might happen in Act 7
Would be a nice parallel since LE caused most of the shit in the early Acts while young Caliborn took center stage in the Alpha's screentime
>>81726016
I know. But calling it monster rape is hot.
>>81726018
Fraymotifs were neat and all but it left a taste in my mouth wanting more knowing that's probably the one and only time we'll ever see fraymotifs in action, or mentioned again for that matter
>>81726033
>Why the fuck do you think Alien did so well?
got me there fampai
>Monster impregnation is fucking top tieris it weird if I insert as the monster? That seems kinda weird
Reminder that there will be no more fights or even another look at the Caliborn fight because the official Youtube description for Collide is "The final battle of Homestuck."
>>81726033
>tfw kanaya will never fill rose with grubs
Aradia is our saviour.
>>81726050
Sure, we all do, but sometimes I want a giant mutant-faced horror dripping with ichor wrapping its hand around the throat of some screaming chick while she gets fucked halfway open and loaded with vile seed or writhing young as she witnesses it, helpless.
>>81726080
I insert myself both ways depending on the mood.
>>81726091
Hype clickbait.
>>81726128
WEW THERE LAD
Were getting a little 2 lewd for blue
>>81726095
Roxy and Equius seem to be doing well in that pic.
>>81726091
>being rused this easily
>>81725970
[S] GAME OVER was fine aside from some completely awful art assets (which was... a lot of them), but it also lead to Vriska being alive again which negates any worth it had.
>Forced to kill best friend
>Leads to a timeline where she turns into a manipulated stoner
>Leads to her losing her way entirely and in a shoddy attempt at making herself happy and fixing herself, cures her blindness and immediately regrets it
>When she pulls her shit together, everyone dies horribly
>The final survivor of her race and bleeding to death, she uses her powers and realizes the only way to fix things is to make herself unhappy
>She uses retcon to make her alt-self miserable and easily-persuaded enough to not kill her old best friend
>Turns into BFF's lackey
>Both guys she was interested in no longer want her
>Fought side-by-side with one of them only to end up alone on the lilypad
>Hussie said that her being lonely forever was unplanned but he's okay with it
Best girl died for our sins.
>>81726149
Yeah that one is at the bloody edge of my SFW folder.
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
>>81726158
It's a sign. Best 3 characters.
Reminder that we could've had Doc Scratch as Caliborn's Exile instead of Hussie
Reminder that there exists an alternate universe in real life where this happened and that universe is a better place because of it
>>81726192
That's fine. She'll meet someone way better than any of the shitrags she's had to suffer through this with.
FUCK
UPDATE
>>81726192
Maybe Vriska will come back, and without a game for her to minmax the fuck out of she can start giving Terezi a nice, friendly dicking?
>>81726256
I will never understand why this didn't happen
>>81726256
I knew the comic was doomed the moment Hussie had his pitiful madboy rant after Rose's grimdark thing. You do not self-insert without it going wrong. Never self-insert.
>>81726277
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO FOOL ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY A FOOL
>>81725901
>you will never be Karkat, Vriska or Anthony Burch
feels good man
>>81726321
Karkat and Vriska could always fuck each other. Nobody would fuck Anthony Burch.
>>81725317
Roxy tbqhwyl
>>81726230
>>81726374
Danke amigo
>>81725520
But that's [s]Jack: ascend
>>81726390
Not a problem. I have a bunch of folders full of one-time-only images that have no real purpose anymore thanks to Homestuck.
>>81726402
A'ight. I'll actually concede that, Jack getting the ring was when shit truly became real.
God, Hussie used to be so good.
>>81725520
I watched Jade: Enter a long time ago.
>>81726434
SHE GON GRAB THEM TITTIES
>>81726449
Mi amigo
>>81726192
>>The final survivor of her race and bleeding to death, she uses her powers and realizes the only way to fix things is to make herself unhappy
isnt she actually happier now? she got what she wanted, and everyones alive
>>She uses retcon to make her alt-self miserable and easily-persuaded enough to not kill her old best friend
no she just put it in her head that this is most likely something shell regret, which doesnt matter cuz john decked piss' lights out for her
>Turns into BFF's lackey
she established that she was always using people to feel complete
>Both guys she was interested in no longer want her
see above
also she was pretty over karkat before shit even went down
>her being lonely forever
s-shes got her friends
>>81725066
now that Condy is dead and they are in paradox space Jade can now use her OP first guardian powers freely without any setbacks
>>81726477
Aeadiua
>>81726477
But that's easy as hell. You should make them draw the name if they have a tablet.
>>81726477but anon my tits are too small
>>81724536
Mind gets used a quadrillion times.
>>81726477
rropxczty klqalkdsei9o0n dfe3Roxy Lalonde, I hope I win tbhfam
>>81726505
Get your shitty stupid worthless nips hard, and TYPE
>>81725520
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982
>>81726477
artadiaa
>>81726477
asreaduia nmeswfguidsio
>>81726477
So, smallest dick wins?
>>81726554
I'd say hardest dick wins.
>>81726495
>>81726544
>>81726552
Best taste
>>81726490
ST8P P8STING
K8TNEP
>>81726552
weren't there a bunch of lewd edits of this?
Did I make it in time for homestuck?
>>81721525
Knight of Time
Canteenkind
Derse
Myself on accident
>these niggas really just put their dicks on their keyboard
>>81726477
caz.l.liklo;pde
>>81726554
Talking about our titles is fun and all, but does anyone know their friend's or family's titles?
>>81726605
No. Try again next week.
>>81726629
oops my bad didnt mean to reply
>>81726605
Ugh
I guess you did
>>81726477
aradxik
>>81726605
oh great, first bg and now you
>>81726608
>not putting your penis and/or erect nipple onto your keyboard
what are you, gay?
>>81726608
>not being committed to you waifu
Your loss fuccboi
>>81726605
Oh boy here we go
>>81726477
my tits are too big to hit any keys without getting stuck only hitting the spacebar
The problem with Davekat is that they're both the bottomest bottoms. Who ACTUALLY BOTTOMS in that bedroom?
>>81726680
Nigga you got nipples
>>81726694
neither because it's not canon
:^)
>>81726694
The Mayor.
>>81726694they both fuck each other at the same time
>>81726650
>>81726653
>>81726670
>>81726679
Oh good, you had me worried there. Glad everyone still loves me.
>>81726694
kat. That's why it's called Davekat, not Kardave.
anyone else having a 4/13 sendoff party? trying to think of last-minute ideas for it besides the foodstuffs, which we've already acquired.
>>81726694
I bet you could whip Karkat up into a proper bloodrage with the right kind of talk.
>>81726680
Squeeze your nips down to a point and fucking type, come on, don't just flop your tits on there like a dumbass
>>81726605
no go home
>>81726694
They're more like orgy buddies who hold hands while other people plow them.
>>81726477
araadia nmegidothat kind of hurt, probably shouldn't have hit them head-on so hard
so when does Hellstrider show up to get told to fuck off
fuck it, bring back everyone, it's 2011 again let's party as this shit burns to the ground and gets shoveled into a shallow grave
>>81726694
Dave and Karkat are both virgins. Both are waiting for the other to take the initiative. Neither ever will.
>>81726746
Nice pencil dick fuckjob
I'm going to sleep now, good night nerds.
i'll field classpect questions and stuff in the morning on http://classpectanon.tumblr.com
also, BREATH IS FREEDOM, EAT MY ASS.
>>81726629
after a well thought out and autistic discussion we decided my friends and i were a thief of heart, heir of rage, and a mage of time
>>81726477
>>81726746
No one contested my claim, that means I win right?
>>81726477
yikes shit no, I gotta yank my foreskin back to get the head to do a good pop on a button and it is WAY too sensitive for that
>>81726759
It's going to be Dave, anon.
He has a successful character arc.
>>81726761
should have seen that coming
it's not my fault these keys are like perfectly shaped for precision penile pecking
>>81726786
You win, no one who does better would be believable.
oh man, i forgot all about these places' obsession with tripfags. i wonder if people still accuse random posters of being me or if certain people finally came to grips with the fact that i left
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>81726794
No, the ship already sailed in 2011.
where the fuck is grant? he's my bf
>>81726796
I bet ur a manlet too
>>81726794
is HSG still around? it's not worth going to anymore, but i do wish there was a shitposting general of its pre-exile caliber
>>81726794
What do you have to offer
>>81726813
What would you know about that
>>81726811
Shh, let us die
>>81726805
Fuck off PoM
>>81726816
fuck you he's mine
>>81726790
There's still time, right?
>>81726820
the fuck did i ever do to you
>>81726794
Tripfags have never been popular, and they lack the self-awareness to realize everyone just wants them to stop.
>>81726805
shut up lmotep
>>81726811
page 10
>>81726477
vrk zka see ffrmket
that was harder then it should've been and I even cheated and used the touch screen keyboard
>>81726794
Nah, you had to start years ago
>>81726477
Jade Harley
Theres a lot if things that need tying up but all I want is to see Jade shoot a gun one more time. Whats the one thing that you really want that is plausible in the last update?
>>81726477
VRISKA SERKET
>>81726882
anon no I have a choking fetish, stop right now
>>81726768
better than my friend session, all you have to do is find a space player. We dont have any cardinal aspect players, our's would have been a null session.
>>81726870
>>81726896
Hold up, you need to prove your perfect scores or you have to relinquish your claims
>>81726896
there's no way you did that with your dick you filthy liar
>>81726896
so the vriskafag has the smallest dick, what a surprise
>>81726842
it's so weird how basically all i see him do nowadays is take hi-res pictures of bugs or his dogs
i'm sure he does other things that he doesn't post about on the internet, but it still feels sorta like when my grandpa retired from teaching and spent all his time playing solitaire or scrabble before croaking
>>81721163
The fag never took my land, and I was one of the first few requests. Unhappy.
>>81726829
Shit man, I was legendary. The shear massive amounts of shitposting I did in these threads is still probably my greatest accomplishment.
>>81726929
am i off the hook
>>81721525
rogue of hope
slingshot-kind
derse
my husbando and my husbando again, and unknowingly end up with a yandere sprite maybe (but lets be real here, my dumbass would probably prototype myself on accident
>>81726934
have you grown as a person at all since then?
>>81726898
i-impossibleit's also my fetish
>>81726929
kek
>>81726888
Slick returns via stupid time bullshit
Mayor putting on one of the rings and fulfilling the dream prophecy
Meenah and Tavros reviving
Adult versions of the living characters
Comic ends with elderly Dad being visited by John and his wife, Roxy, and their 2.5 kids
>>81726959
>yandere sprite
>pre entry
>THE BLACK QUEEN IS FULL YANDERE
OPEN A NEW THREAD SO I CAN REACT BY SCREAMING
>>81726728
>>81726934
>stabs
>cuntpi
God, it's been a long timewhy is this making me sad
>>81726914
I have a foreskin and I'm on mobile
>>81726629
I forced my friends to take the test.
Me, being a Page of Doom, was to autistic to believe they really took the test. They hate Homestuck because of me.
Page of Doom(autist here)
Knight of Hope(asshole thinks he's Superman)
Bard of Light(knows his shits then fucks it)
Mage of Breath(this faggot calls everyone a faggot)
Heir of Heart(I seriously think he switch places with his Tulpa)
Sylph of Life(dating Bard, only likes us when we don't hang with Bard which is all the damn time)
How are fucked are we?
>>81726987
kek
if asked in a new thread ill repost
>>81726934
You say that like it's an accomplishment and not just par for the course for all of us.
>>81726977
I mean, well, it's not exactly a rare fetish. I hope you practice safe technique though. Remember! Always grab the sides, never the front.
god but the feeling of just full two-handing grab-and-throttle, unf
>>81726888
Is Rose playing the rain plausible?
>>81727004
>your buddy is also a knight of hope
delusion bros
>>81727004
You have no Space or Time player, so very
>>81721870
Knight of Heart
Blade Kind, Cane Kind, Fist Kind
Derse
Ladybug (these fuckers are everywhere in my apartment), Jeffery the Mayan Jaguar Mask
>>81726794
sorry moody it's too late
>>81726888
There is that zilly gun, right?
FUCK OFF TRIPFAGS NOBODY CARES
>>81726898
>>81726977
now fuck
>>81726988
if it makes you feel any better we haven't accomplished anything since then. we're still garbageI still love you
>>81727026
No:(
>>81726757
hell no
>>81726974
Fuck no, I've gotten worse.
>>81727019
Yeah, but I put on a name and that gave me a rank. I was fourth highest poster on this whole shitty board, beaten only by storyfags. That's got to count for something.
>>81726988
Because it hasn't been fucking long enough
Who are the worst kind of Vriskafags?
I remember that hst hates the shit out of Vriskatfags
Hey guys wanna hear a joke?
>>81727057
it's the last days, anon
huddle and wait for the end, it no longer matters
>>81727026
She said fuck skaia decreed quests years ago. Not gonna happen. I also remember her addressing how that quest made sense for 13 year old her but now shes too different.
>>81727089
am I the joke
>>81727089
what
>>81727089
Sure.
>>81727090
Not just the last days, the last DAY. HS ends literally tomorrow.
Might as well have one last family reunion.
>>81727088
The kind that think she is a good character.
>>81727096
I just don't get Rose. What a weirdly done character. Nothing satisfying about it at all.
is grant still at memechan?
>>81726888
I want to see John land one brilliant hammer hit (or punch) one last time, like he used to. He really disappointed me in the last fight considering that he almost kicked Jack Noir's ass solo.
>>81726896
gettin' friska with the vriska
>>81727128
Doesn't it end on 4/13? Oh, ok, right, it's 4/12 where you are.
>>81727004
Im sorry man, my friends were already exposed to it, and they are into the whole "what would I be?!" thing for a lot of comics/manga/etc. I got kinda lucky with that one, but I try to keep any questions related to it low key, so that they dont catch on. Also there would be so many crazy shenanigans going on in your session, youre totally fucked, but i love it.
>>81727068s-stop i'll cry
i love you too, stabs
>>81726991
Thaat was for the Jade claim btw and do I need more proof
>>81727041
Fun fact, our second highest Aspects are vice-versa. We're really pretty delusional, me being a beta and him being a prick. It's great.
>>81727042
I'll just find more friends until we have a Time and Space playerThis is why I shouldn't go outside.
>>81727124
>>81727118
>>81727097
I didn't actually have a joke, I just wanted some (you)'s
>>81727134
Rose could have had a fantastic arc, but didn't.
Wow, that describes most of the Homestuck cast, doesn't it?
Anyways, she needed to play the rain. Her issues with authority have gone unaddressed and at this point it looks like they never will be.
>>81727134
The only thing she is now is Kanaya's accessory
>>81726888
everyone having fun together
or dirk being happy
>>81727158
It's also 4/12 where Hussie is
>>81727149
Yes. He is the admin.
>>81727215
WRONG-O
>>81727192
no it's the opposite
Kanaya is literally a moving breathing piece of furniture
>>81727182
That's alright anon, you're enough of a joke to make up for it.Genuine apologies.
>>81726888
DaveJade
>implying that's plausable
>>81727238
And Rose is her polish
>>81727235
Right-o. It's 2:32 AM on April 12, 2016 in EDT, which is the timezone Andrew lives in.
>>81727182
It's ok, i'm enough of a joke for the both of usbut not the funny kind
>>81727182
fine, here's a shitty one i just came up with
what do you call an eager bard of breath?
>>81727277
what if Hussie is updating RIGHT NO-
god i miss those days
i miss it
>>81727165
I was the only one asking that question. "WHO ARE YOU? NO YOU'RE NOT. DO IT AGAIN." Me asking a friend of a friend about a test is our letmetellyouabouthomestuck.jpg
Do you remember your friend's titles? Could you actually start with a Time and Space player?
>>81727249
Karkat completes his character arc.
Probably not all that plausible.
>>81727298
>we will never anxiously await UPD8s ever again
it fucking hurts, /hst/
it fucking hurts
>>81726477
eqqqqqqqqqqqquoiusd(this doesn't work well with big tits)
>>81727328
shhhhhhhh
one more day
and then you're free
forever
Leakerbro here
endgame shipping list
John/Roxy
Dave/Karkat
Rose/Kanaya
Vrisrezi red
Jake/Dirk
Jane gets fucked over
Jasprose/Davepeta
Jade/GCTavsprite
epilogue ships:
(Dave)/(Jade)
(Jane)/(Jake)
No Karezi, (Terezi) ships (Karkat) and (Vriska) together
Also Hussie will show several dreambubble ghost couples like an alternative Knight of Blood Karkat with a Feferi, referencing his twitter shitpost for declaring Karkat/Feferi as endgame. Oh, and our boy (Tavros) gets to win the pre-retcon Kanayabowl.
>>81727351
But
I don't want to be free
I want to stay like this forever
>>81727352
>Jade gets with Tavros
I'll drink MY piss if that happens, fucking hell
>>81727352
>Jasprose/Davepeta
DERSECEST LIVES
>>81727364
>>81727371
nice homestuck discussion
try at least to be subtle with your attention whoring
>>81727352
>Oh, and our boy (Tavros) gets to win the pre-retcon Kanayabowl.
If you're going to lie, be subtle about it
>>81727339FREE DOM
>>81727399you realize I am sentient trash right
>>81727352
>Jade/GCTavsprite
Almost believed you until this
>>81727399
anon shut up we're trying to relive the glory days of hsg before the end
>>81727420
you realize i dont give a shit, right?
call a crisis hotline if you need help
>>81727364
>>81727371
Hey ,/hsg/fags, question.
How many tripfags did you have? Any of them memorable to you guys?
>>81727399
some tripfags just never change
JUST POST A NEW THREAD ALREADY
>>81727439
shut the fuck up drawpi
>>81727303
I can see what you mean, that must have been kinda awkward, even if they werent though, skaia has plans for us all bro, im sure it would have worked out some how.
Also, i asked you guys what yours were without sharing mine. Lets see, Knight of Doom, Mage of Breath, Maid of Light, and lastly im a Heir of Blood. We would probably be able to break out of our session if we wanted to pretty easily if we put our minds to it.
>>81726477
>>81726991
>>81727173
So do I win
>>81727467
nice reference but nah anon
>>81727328
don't worry
homestuck won't actually end on 4/13
>>81727439
tripfag circlejerking was not glory. At least now we have undeniable proof they were the cancer, because as soon as they've returned the circlejerk began.
>>81727522
Eh, who cares. It's over in one day.
>>81727352
>Jade/GCTavsprite
This would be cute as fuck
Thanks for giving me hope in these trying times, you lying bastard.
>>81727415
Why would a bard be especially likely to be a dom? I don't think I get the joke.
How about like
What if Caliborn was the Lord of Breath?He'd freedominate.
>>81727445
I liked a Spades Slick one from a long, long while ago. A good roster of /co/ regulars rolled through. There were a lot of bad HSG-specific ones. Mostly teenage girls but also creepy older guys who sometimes hit on the teenage girls and some unfunny attention whore dudes. Grant was in there somewhere. The worst one ever wasFroggywho was around for like 2 days but I hated her so much that I remember her to this day.
>>81727522
of course it wasn't 'glory' where do you think you are anon, i was being facetious
but in any case let us relive some hsg bullshit before the end
>>81727556
Lets just not start unironically roleplaying.
new thread
>>81727540
>>81727540
>>81727397
The one pairing I never expected to be endgame is the only one of my older ships that looks like it might just make it... Travel safely little pseudo incest ship.
>>81727541
It's still pretty neat that you remember them all, right? Probably never going to have another general like that, for better. Just better.
But.Pick the 5 most like and the 6 most hated trips including yourself for a session. Would you enjoy it?
>>81727481
Damn, yours actually looks feasible, minus the Time and Space. I want to sayy the same thing for my group, but the pessimist in me says everyone is dumb except me.
I really need to get over this shit but it's too fun not to think about sometimes.
Anyone else getting kind of sad? I've ranted about the comic for the past few years, yes, but I can't deny it's been one of the biggest things in my life for quite some time. I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without it.
>>81727681
Yeah, thats probably our only saving grace, haha.
Youre fine anon, nothing wrong with indulging yourself with flights of fancy every now and again, I do that a lot too.
>>81721525
>Bard of Breath
>"wrestlekind"
>Prospit
>Either one of my shitty bass guitars or a lost pet
I feel like a nerd for typing that out.
>>81726477
roxy lalolnded
my boner started fading when it realized what i was doing with it
>>81727624
Since it's a dead thread why not, but I don't even remember that many to be honest
Waifuanon, ipgd, Angel, Bugladies, Grant, (Me)
Froggy, Hellstrider, Cuntpi, Mr. Bad Guy, Lalonde, and... fuck, I don't remember anyone. Feferi, maybe? She was only moderately annoying. Hallow was probably worse but I don't remember shit about him.
I never thought I'd enjoy SBURB much as it is and nobody could make up for fucking Hellstrider
Vriska needs to die.
>>81721525
Knight of Mind
Scissor kind
Derse
P1:Semester Calendar
P2:Borelo Vinyl
>>81727873
t.
You forgot this.
>>81726477
Kanaya maryam
>>81727774
Homestuck might be the work of fiction that has influenced me the most, for better and for worse. I'm gonna miss it.
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