What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the white house, grab the president and rape him in the oval office?
>>81698606
Then it would be called Irredeemable by Mark Waid.
>>81698606
Then he would be praised as mujahideen by Batman.
>>81698732
Did he actually rape the president? I can't say I remember that.
>>81698762
It would seem to fit the character
>>81698762
Kryptonians don't have dicks, you saw Doomsday all smooth like a Ken doll
>>81698803
Well centuries of cloning will do that.
It's why their ships looked like Cocks and their doors Vaginas
>>81698847>>81698803
So Superman lost the red shorts to avoid attention to his lack of bulge?
Wouldn't Flash, GL, or any of the other Justice League try to stop him?
Where were they when Zod threatened earth anyway ;)
>>81698606
It would be pretty hot
>>81698606
Can't rape the willing. Just look at him. He's gorgeous.
>>81698876
Yep
>>81698606
Everyone would be jealous of the president.
I like that guy, I always recognize him, but never bother learning his name. He's very handsome.
>>81698606
Well, it seems to me that the obvious solution would be to gather a bunch of criminal lowlifes with abilities, give them guns, strap them with bombs, and then let them loose on a person that can punch buildings to dust.
>>81698908
Even Batman went full gay in front of him
>Tell me, do you bleed?
>Supes flies away
>Yo-u...will...
>>81698961
>>81698606
Will he sweet talk me? All the idle chit chat is going to get me hard.
>>81698976
What is happening with his face?
>>81699025
Rotten Tomatoes
The worst part of this trailer would have to be the Batman v Superman clips at the end. I can't look at that movie the same way ever again.
>>81698732
More like The Boys.
>>81699337
MMMMMMM.
>>81698606
>ya'll jokers must be crazy...
>>81701832
You either die the Prince or live long enough to see yourself become Uncle Phil.
>>81701832
And in the end, they truly were a Suicide Squad.
>>81698606
Rape? They have Patrick Wilson as president, I'd make sweet love to him. Maybe even hold hands.
>>81698971
lmao that part was hilarious. looking like a bitch boy
Batman's going to cuck Joker
>>81702138
FUCKED that webm up good.
>>81698606
>the secret service breaks out into spontaneous masturbation at the sight of naked superman
>>81702193
>>81702138
>HHYEEEAAHHH
>>81698878
not around et, three ears is a pretty decent amount of time.
>the guardians didn't even think of earth until Zod fucked it up
>>81698908
This.
>tfw Superman will never rape you
>>81702256
You alright man?
>>81701832
>This triggers the /k/
>not wanting to fuck DC's POTUS
>>81698878
We don't know if any of them were around during Man of Steel, you twit.
>>81701832
Will Smith fucking sucks.
>>81702631
I read that Suicide Squad makes a plotpoint that Meta humans started to come out a lot more after Superman showed up
>>81698606
What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the white house, grab the president and take a Superman sized dump on his chest?
>>81702517
OH SHIT THAT WAS HIM?
WASTED!!
WHAT A WASTE...
>>81698847
Who would have stopped him?
>>81698788
Thank you, Zack.
>>81699064
Kek/10
>>81702801
Then the entirety of the US would have been his property. He would have to repeat this with most world leaders in order to rule the planet.
>>81702679
He's actually a good actor. suck my dick
>>81702902
Patrick Wilson as POTUS apparently has a role in James Wans Aquaman.
>>81698847
I keep fucking forgetting about those dick ships.
>>81702954
>The Buttplug Rises
>>81704433
This makes me more excited for the movie, even if it'll just be a cameo.
>>81702256
ooooh joker girl
>>81706788
finally someone gets it
>>81704932
>Superman doesn't kill
>Clark is actually a pretty big guy
>YOU'RE A MADMAN!
>Thread is dated back to 2009
Holy shit, 4chan is a flat circle.
>>81698803
only the genetically modified ones. baby supes has one, and I doubt Lois and Clark just cuddled in the bathtub in the start of BvS
>>81698606
>people being butthurt at that line because not muh Donner Superman and he's still seen as a threat and no one is fighting for being the first to jerk him off
well what can you expect from nostalgiafags that praise TFA for being
a ANH repeat
>>81707068
So Lois is ready to die for full Injustice?
>>81698606
why would he?
there's plenty more places you could rape the president that would be better than the oval office
he wouldn't even be the first president to take it in the ass or suck a dick in there
>>81702379
Why the fuck have an army of goo monsters if they're even more delicate than regular humans? I could hire people whose heads wouldn't explode into tiny black fragments upon a single strike.
>>81707068
How did Jor-El and Lara conceive him naturally if they have no genitalia?
sup
>>81710319
>>81710319
Kryptonian Birthing Matrix
>>81710680
But then it wouldn't be natural. It'd be like everyone else.
>>81702517
does anyone have a pic of him in bvs?
>>81710380
This guy had the raddest design. Could not follow the ending at all though.
>>81710823
He wasn't shown, we only heard his voice. Maybe he'll be in the extended cut?
>>81698732
And where is Max Damage?
Superman has better ways of intimidating people. Like just following a guy around all day, submerged up to his neck in the ground, like some kind of land shark.
>>81710880
oh ok well that explains why i didnt see him
