Why did all the kids live in Murrcia?
>>81683549
DaveKat
>>81683575
will never be canon.
it's the only country that matters.
>>81683549
Hussie lives here.
Jade didn't live in america, she lived in a sovereign grandpa nation in the pacific ocean
>>81683549
I believe Jade lives in "fucking Guam or something".
>>81683549
same reason why all Green Lanterns are from America
>>81683575
Is so sunk even an artist with complete freedom doesn't make it canon
>>81683605
It was a US own Island and you know it.
What's your favorite fanventures, guys?
>>81683605
grandpa was an american
>>81683549
Literally every other country is irrelevant, both in Homestuck and irl.
>>81683639
Wasn't Batman Beyond's GL a Tibetan monk?
>>81683639
the fuck is a green lantern
>>81683426
I'd read a comic about any of the characters to be honest
>Karkats quest to inform everyone how everything they like is awful
>Terezi dumb courtroom shenanigans
>aradia archeology adventures
>rose weird occult adventures
>daves ironic escapades
check out these old newsposts from 2011 on this old site layout http://mspaintadventures.com/testindex.php?s=4&p=001100
>Nine days without a new page is a pretty long time! What was even UP with me?
>>81683670
>>81683643
All the more reason for it not to be owned by the US. It's a nation where grandpa hid all his riches
>>81683680
Nice try I'm not clicking that
>>81683667
Waterworks is probably the very best one. Still going, too.
>>81683575
It's so nice that Karkat helped Jade's wife be more open about his feelings
>>81683667
fuck off grinchposter
>>81683680
Thanks for the fucking virus asshole.
>>81683678
I just want normal Earthternia slice of life. Bros nights out, everybody playing pool being extra aggressive with that smug fucking cue ball.
Let's continue the "Favorite Homestuck Songs" thing from last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g
>>81683738
It's real.
>>81683680
>to continue input social security and credit card numbers
what?
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWO4WaQh_Y
>>81683769
I'm on my iPad. w-what's the virus anon??
>>81683680
Why is this still in scraps2?
THREE THREADS IN A ROW
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbo
>>81683768
Stay on topic.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006609
best moment or best moment
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktuDYYtbs2s
>>81683853
>iPad
Good luck removing that shit from it.
>>81683881
This is like 20 threads in a row, dude.
>>81683887
best song from alterniabound right here
>>81683575
How many pages did that even last for?
5? 6?
>>81683890
Too bad it was retconned.
>>81683888
Eat my sweaty asshole mongrel
>>81683915
What is it. A pop up?
>>81683888
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIF9KRBbAWU
>>81683924
NO I MEAN THE OP IMAGE
>>81683915
I have pop ups blocked.
>>81683973
What OP image?:^)
Anyone here recommends Nepeta X Karkat fics? Possibly ones she discovers his blood color?
Also, any Kanaya X Karkat?
>>81683967
>This shit agin
Dude, do you have anything better to do?
>>81683936
Like ten pages really.
Dave/Jade meanwhile has been around since Act 3. It is a ship for wise men.
>>81683890
sometimes i forget that half of troll food is made of dead babies
>>81683980
>>81684063
>>81683549
>>81684026
Did closer than close ever finish.
>>81683890
That's not http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007371 through http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007374
On a scale from 1-10, how cute is Jade?
>>81684100
Oh shit nigga what are you DOING
>>81684173
7
She loses points for being so fuckable
>>81684173
I told you already
Human: 7
Dog: 8
Swearing & Angry: 99999999
>>81684173
cuut
>>81684185
Stop.
>>81684185
We've gone too far.
Dont forget!
4/12 at 12pm Central (thats chicago time!) we'll be doing a synctube of "Homestuck: The Movie." AKA every single flash including non-[S] and 100% walkarounds from Act 1 to End of Act 6. Playtime is around 6 hours.
Still debating on whether we should set a password for our super secret stream. What do you guys think?
>>81684173
Cute.
What will happen when they reach for the door handle?
>>81684099
that right there is a top-notch aradia. Thank you anon
i forgot, when did Arquiusprite become a servant of Caliborn?
>>81684193
>not awarding more points for being fuckable
Fuckability and cuteness can coexist, in fact, they help one another along.
>>81684243
You can't stop the need to be free
>>81684282
it's locked and they need the MEGATON KEY to open it
>>81684270
sounds cool, i'll be there
>>81684203
>Not 8
Get out.
>>81684128
>closer than close
Yes, Its already finished and I already read and liked that one. Do you have any reccomendation at that level?
i completely forgot this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnYVauIKgTw&
>>81684316
OK-8
>>81684314
Could Equius lift it?
I wanna see Equius and Ace Dick arm wrestle.
>>81683774
Is there a track more future funk than this? I doubt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upRmDHMcREg
Crystalmethequins is a favorite too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rWfPPrKJ0&nohtml5=False
>>81684282
the Jack from the Squiddles/Horrorterror's universe comes
>>81684325
i watched that flash like 5 times when i got to it
theres something so great about karkat's theme and how it fits in
>>81684364
the wallet could probably do it
Sup anons, it's God Tier playlist anon from last thread here with the playlist, at a total of 35 tracks so far. Feel free to keep on contributing if you'd like.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhtJYDWa6PlydUdhK2ty2J9XVXNofGy78
>>81683825
Love you anon, if nobody posted this song I was gonna add it myself.
>>81683667
There's one about this kid who is Prince of some kind of dreaming world with multiple dream levels and grim reapers and stuff. It's good but I totally forgot it's name
>>81684282
>12 on the platform
fug
>>81684173
She's not
>>81684454
Lucidstuck.
>>81684045
What about when hey first talked together? Dave smirking and typing faster. And that convo was pretty much "hehe wassup bro nothing much B)))"
Even that was something
>>81684325
>It's just plain old harmless rosemary and dave/terezi and he's still flipping out over it
That poor soul, if only he knew what horrors his future holds
>>81684481
That's what I meant
I bet the door is actually on the other side of the red house, and it's the right way around but not facing the platform, so only flying guys can go through it because all of the humans in both the sessions that made this one went god tier.
>>81684470
This artist is terrible.
will we see Dyke Vriska before the end?
>>81684507
Wait, this happened in act 3? I sometimes forget Jade wasn't introduced until laaater on
>>81684433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8 I don't see black in there yet. This song was what originally got me into homestuck.
>>81684528
His tiddies are on point, though.
>>81684511
can't they just hold their hands like they've been doing and fly in
>>81683667
Mine is Nightfall.
BTW, anyone got some Katneps fanfics to recommend to me? I already read Closer than Close, I don't care the rating as long as they aren't with that hemaphroditic theory that has already been destroyed due to Mituna and Latula sprites from Collide
>>81684270
would most likely make the password the literal definition of Breath if you guys want to keep it a super secret. I'm fine either way.
I most likely wont be posting the link to reddit but I wont be able to physically stop anyone doing so.
Hey you know what's weird? We've only seen one Nanna so far even after both were confirmed for being still alive.
>>81684587
Freedom?
>>81684528
Nah. He's at that stage where everything is really fappable because your mind fills in the rest of the details
>the ride is almost over
>>81684595
There are two Nannas in the flash at the beginning, actually. Though we can't know for sure which Nanna is which later in the flash, so it's not really confirmed that both were doing their healing shit.
I can only wonder what Hussie is going to cook up next. Perhaps he might just retire from the whole webcomic business.
>>81684639
>if that gif was made today Hussie would have just gotten someone else to scribble the glasses.
>>81684595
Nope, we've seen both of them.
They both pied Jane in the face at the same time, remember?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009706
>>81684690
He needs to retire.
>>81684433
Needs more Noirscape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5BjK4194A&nohtml5=False
>>81684708
Got any fics dude?
>>81684547
Yeah. Dave/Jade really has been around for freaking ever
>>81684699
Yeah I meant after that panel but apparently they were in the flash too.
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99IFASZ--dY
i love the Walk-Stab-Walk melody
https://youtu.be/JsCLnMrWbsw?t=2m46s
>>81684708
Nice art.
>>81684722
>both jacks heads came off
>>81684690
I'm going to take a wild guess and say a video game OH WAIT
But yeah there's pretty much no way Adventure #5 is happening ever. He has a company to do things with now, and frequent daily updates forever isn't compatible with that.
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0
This is my absolute favorite STRIFE song. Nothing else compares.
>>81684694
You just ruined my favorite Homestuck memory, thanks.
>>81683774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2pxi3HvmsI&nohtml5=False
To this day Doctor fills me such a sense of wonder and adventure. It makes me feel like when I was really little and would go out into the woods with a stick and go adventuring.
I really truly love it.
runner up is Dance of Thorns for being HYPE AS FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KlxqKHzV0U&nohtml5=False
>>81684287
>>81684749
Sickening
>>81683549
I'm pretty sure Jade lives in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, outside of the limits of the US.
>>81684822
>implying that 'murica's reach doesn't span the entire world
I want to cum inside Kanaya.
>>81684749
They seem like a nice, happy couple
>>81684822
US owns tons of shit in the pacific ocean m8.
>>81684780
isn't the company just about homestuck
that'll work for like the next 6 months
I just finished rereading Homestuck entirely, from page 1 Act 1 to the most recent update. It took me four days.I only skipped one part. Very specific, not an act or anything. Can you guess which one?
>>81684866
Too bad, she's not fucking real.
>>81684888
The part with Davekat?
>>81684888
Intermission?
>>81684888
It better have been Act 5.1.
>>81684888
Openbound
>>81684888
Tricksters?
>>81684888
I swear to fuck if you skipped the Intermission...
>>81684900
She is real. I'm talking to her right now.
>>81684888
TRICKSTER MODE
>>81684888
Tricksters.
>>81684866
Cum inside Jade instead, it's a better investment
>>81684888
>4 days
bullshit
>>81684888
Act 6
Because Act 6 isn't an act, it's an abomination.
>>81684923
There's a first for everything bby
*unzips dick*
>>81684800
Wait why did the door appear?
Does beating Condy count as killing Derse's King?
>>81684945
It's time to take your medication, anon.
The part I skipped was all of it
>>81684923
>You will never pound the gay out of Kanaya with your anti-lesbian stick
>>81684988
YES IT DOES
>>81684905
>>81684910
>>81684921
>>81684928
>>81684932
>>81684971
Nope but to credit the Act 5.1 anon I came highly close to skipping every pesterchat with Feferi as a main speaker, but I made it through
>>81684929
>>81684949
>>81684952
Yep. Good job.
>>81684958
Step up senpai, I even did all of the walkarounds
>>81684984
>>81685023
Thank god, I thought you were intermission-skipping-baiting.
>>81684996
Fuck you! Every since I stopped taking that shit my life as gotten 200% better!
>>81684988
The session was the alpha kid's session which was a null session and the courtyard droll had taken out both kings.
>>81684958
>when I first read homestuck it only took me half a day
fuck, how long is this monstrosity?
>>81685010
Oh...huh. Alright? That feels weird for some reason.
Here's hoping some idiot says 'Caliborn' right before they open the door.
>>81685067
DD x Crowbar is best ship
>>81684888
>four days
What the fuck it's taken me five to get to act 6 and I've basically stopped since it's so goddamn boring. You couldn't possibly have more free time than me.
>>81684749
>>81684871
Life goals: breed with a non-autistic gf who shares the same interests
>>81685054
Right, but the door wasn't there previously.
>>81685106
Well that's not gonna happen in a homestuck thing anon
Even the cute Jades have mental problems
>>81685069
About half as long as the full ASoIaF series, if you go purely by word count.
>>81684888
>4 days
Did you stay awake for the full 96 hours or something?
>>81683549
>Mods deleted the OP image
>>81685045
Take the fucking medication!
Best ending for homestuck:
>Everyone enters through the door after congratulating each other for another 3938 pages
>On the other side, they find out thatthe B2 kids, all the trolls, sprites, carapaces, cherubs, and felt are gone without a trace
>Turns out they were all game constructs, which can't be carried over into the new universe
>It's literally only John, Rose, Dave, and Jade>Karkat's shipping wall comes true
I'll always remember the good times
>>81685163
Got any fics?
>>81685138
Being a Janitor has nothing to do with freedom.
why'd hussie put so much build up in early parts and handle them with care
but just botch everything in the later half of Act 6
>>81685043
Fuck no, every Intermission is great.
>>81685092
How did it take you five days to get to Act 6? I can understand taking more time if you're a first-time reader, but rereading and knowing what to do in the walkarounds, what to click, and not needing to reread conversations to understand certain bits cuts it down by a lot.
>>81685136
Nope, just a regular 4 days. Didn't binge or anything, just read it in all my free time.
>>81685089out of aradiasprites. have a living aradia
>>81685148
NO FUCK YOU MY WAIFU IS REAL NOW AND SHE SAYS TAKING THE MEDS WILL MAKE HER GO AWAY
>>81684751
kek
>>81685160
Dad is still there though?
>>81685160
Honestly I don't think Jade will be alive in the end. She's half game construct. I imagine all the sprites will stop existing as well as losing all their crazy alchemized weapons when the game is over.
>>81685194
>>81685234
>father of a game construct
>>81685280
>its only a matter of time until someone makes SFM lewds from the homestuck models
>>81685238
Weapons will stay. LE never lost his.
>>81685238
Isn't it that the winners of Sburb get to keep their powers and become gods of the new universe or am I mistaken? Sorry, I only read it once and with all the pauses it's been a while.
>>81685238
That just means she'd no longer be part dog
>>81685305
LE didn't "win" his session though, he cheated and jumped to other sessions and shit.
>>81685304
>>81685303
>>81685163
You're my kinda motherfucker, motherfucker
>>81685308
Thats what karkat and the trolls believe. but they were super shitty players. thats the most we have to go on though.
>>81685336
Jade died though. She came back inside the Jadesprite. If the sprites poof away when the game is over she'll either disappear or...well it probably wouldn't be a just or heroic death if she just pops right back up.
Post old Homestuck memes
>>81685190
>and not needing to reread conversations to understand certain bits cuts it down by a lot.
lmfao I'm afraid you and I have very different definitions of "reread", my dude. My shit is meticulous.
>>81685078
I really hope this Calliope becomes Caliborn. Remember his chess ruse.
>>81685352
No I'm pretty sure he won it. He just got stuffed in a puppet soon after.
>>81685303
be patient and the day will come.
and oh, what a glorious day it will be.
>>81685078
>So calliope what was your brothers name again?
>calicorn right?
>no. Luckily we'll never have to deal with Caliborn ever again
>Spades Slick turns out to still be alive
>Revives the felt, finds Ms Paint and the butler
>Spends 3 years getting to the alpha kids session
>Dies almost immediately after getting there
>Poolball-eyes jack becomes a thing
>Blows up prospit's moon and makes jake+jane go god tier
>Gets teleported away
>Spends 3 years getting to the alpha kids session
>Dies almost immediately after getting there
Fucking hell they were literally just plot devices. There goes the last bit of hope I had of Hussie actually managing to tie up any of the loose plot threads in a satisfying way
I started working on this but I don't think i'll have the time to finish it. What do you guys think so far?
>>81685376
not a meme but whatever
>>81685430
you gotta flip his mouth
...turn-ways
>>81685358
>>81685434
Now I'd wager Caliborn has ALL THE GOOD NOODLE STICKERS.
what if the kids just implement a good boy points system? Could that be enough to control caliborn?
>>81685358
i'd probably fuck that
>>81685423
I'm a bit mad that Spades Slick didn't survive, at least. He deserved better. Union Jack was just a shitty puppet in every sense though, so that's fine. But Slick had a whole important section in Cascade and the story. Feels really unimportant now.
>>81685430
What else were you planning on adding?
Pretty neat so far tho.
>>81685358
reminds me of that 3D aranea
>>81685375
Right, and now it's very alive Jade with doggy parts and a predisposition towards litters.
>LE occasionally taking out the trash and making sure his room is clean so he can exchange his gbp for chicken tendies.
>>81685516
Nice. That low-poly NDS style is kinda cool.
>Crowbar during Collide
It's hard being the second in command of a moronic mobster gang. It's hard and no one understands.
I haven't read homestuck since 2013. How's Rose holding up?
>>81685454
Like this?
>>81685497
I was just going to add a bunch of random stuff from Act 5 onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csgfrTQGOaw
>The very first time you heard the song of skaia
>that sense of adventure and mystery
>catching a glimpse that this silly game was going to be much more important than you could have ever thought
>right before you fall asleep
>...
>..
>.
>>81685467
>>81685516
>>81685373
>>81685594
Thats the ticket.
>>81685590
Sober, she's with Kanaya.
>>81685594
>juju lollipop
So that's never actually going to be relevant again, is it?
>>81685594
Yes, exactly.
>>81685599
is that her bellybutton or does that 12 year old have a huge bush.
>>81685629
What if Caliborn's land is where these jujus originate?
Colours and Mayhem
>>81685590
She died and got replaced by another version of her, same as everyone except john, roxy and davesprite
>>81685620
Man I could REALLY go for some OJ right now.
>>81685590
She turned into a cat.
>>81685629
im thinking its whats actually in caliborns juju chest, if my calliope = caliborn theory is true
>>81685620
This is a blue board, MOTHERFUCKER
>>81685676
>still with Vriska
>>81685656
no umbillical cord, so
>>81685659
>Rose has been replaced 3 times now
1st timeline Rose.... had a hard life.
introducin
teh new Nnewn huss
>>81685704
I was thinking about what Vriska did to Rose when I was typing that.
>>81685716
Did someone say NEP?
>>81685590
Sober, still a lesbian, still with Kanaya.
>>81685603
>attractive leggy babe
>"WOAH GUYS DON'T THINK I'M TOO WEIRD FOR WANTING TO FUCK A NUBILE YOUNG WOMAN HAHAH I KNOW I'M A REAL FREAK BUT C'MON"
thanks for ruining a reaction image shithead
>>81685730
NITRODICDOWN
the new, improv'd, hussminister
>>81685743
No, fuck off.
BIG JADE
Question.
What is your favorite panel in Homestuck that isn't an [S]?
Is this what its like to be a tumblr user?
I feel #triggered when I see johnvrisand no this is not a fucking invitation to SSPPPEEEEEEWWWW THE FFFFFFIIIIILLLLTTTTH
>>81685563
>NDS
>not PS1/N64
must be 18 years or older to use this site
>>81685832
>>81685820
>>81685629
I'm guessing both the ring of void and the lollipop got sucked into the black hole with gamzee and the crowbar.
They were both last seen somewhere in the alpha session before getting lost and both need to get to caliborn at some point.
Since jujus are time looped it makes an easy way to close the loop
>calliope/caliborn given juju by gamzee
>give codes to kids
>trickster mode
>lost in explosion of prospit
>gets sucked in black hole where gamzee finds baby calliope/caliborn
>>81685836
What filth?
>>81685851
I want to fuck that Pokemon.
