Congratulations! Rick has just upgraded your cable and or satellite package with programming from every conceivable reality. This includes Showtime Extreme in a World where man evolved from corn So what are you going to watch /co/?
Shota
Rick and Morty.
>>81681771
A non-Zack Synder Batman V. Superman, it might actually be good.
more Rick and Morty
Wow I'm going to watch the dimension where all donkeys are actually carrots hahaa lol!!
a version of Hot Fuzz where they watched the Bad Boyz 2 from the world where man evolved from corn and that's the only difference
>>81681771
Ants In My Eyes Batman v. Ants In My Eyes Superman: Dawn of Justice and Ants In My Eyes
>>81681771
A show about valiant chickens
>>81681832
What about the universe where all movies except for orphan fight are directed by Zach snyder?
>>81681801
This, but why not get the real thing?
The kinkiest fetish shit I can find starring all the /co/ favorites.
I'm just watching the Home Shopping Network in a universe where everything I've ever wanted in my life is on sale, but the shipping is fucking ridiculous.
An alternate universe channel where Cocunut Fred's Fruit Salad Island is the most popular cartoon ever and Spongebob is the horrible knockoff no one remembers
Marathon the Flash and Arrow series, in a world where they don't suck throbbing cock.
Watch hovercar racing.
Watch porn from all the worlds where our waifus and fetishes have their own porn channels.
Watch a (presumably translated) documentary about a war a thousand years in the future.
Watch an alien documentary about humans (also translated).
Or just watch these:
>>81681801
>>81681832
>>81682072
>>81682328
>>81681851
You forgot burping and le smart comedy
It sure was weird watching the whole "reddit likes it now we have to hate it" phenomenon happen in real time.
>>81681771
Semi scrambled porn of my fetishes.
Browse through alien overlord approved sitcoms.
Alternate MTV where they still air music.
Adult Swim given its own channel, with good results.
A channel that's a 24/7 ARG, with community commentary on a sidebar.
>>81681771
glad you asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8&index=67&list=PL_qEvcwh2IZnjnj9wnQG1a7ZFjQTpvOY9
The channel that tells me the winning lottery numbers for the upcoming week.
>>81681801
loli
A cartoon channel from a universe where animation is actually respected as a medium.
Properly paced Gravity Falls, with three seasons
An MCU where Spiderman, The X-Men, and Fantastic Four were included from the get-go
Young Justice Season 3A show produced by an alternate version of me that has real motivation and direction in life
And what >>81686691 said
I'd watch the channel where all of our favorite ladies (from famous, to your high school crush) are all doing porn.
>>81681771
The universe where there's futa versions of all my favorite cartoons.
>>81681771
The station that beams the show or movie directly into your brain and makes you part of the narrative.
>>81681771
am I going to bingewatch Spidey in a world where Spectacular Spider-Man was never cancelled?
You bet your sweet ass I am. I will go through all the seasons. High-school, college, bugle, death of Gwen.. ALL OF THE SEASONS!
Channels where they send brain waves to the viewer to make them have bigger mental capacity, more intelligence, and super hero like abilities.
>>81681771
all the crossover shipping girly-shows Disney made after Marvel absorbed DC in a world where homosexuality was never considered sinful in the West
>>81681771
A hunting show set in a furry convention
AT without the Status Quo.problem.
>GF with S3.
Yes.
cartoon network in a dimension where they aren't run by complete dumbasses
or any channels where the jews don't run the media.
Honestly I Don't know but that would be awesome! all the unimaginable stuff that I would watch just to trip out on.
for the sake of the thread though probably the universe where the original EU Star Wars still exists and episode vii is based on Thrawn.
Regular daytime TV in a universe where all women satisfy my weird fetishes.
