ARE YOU READY KIDS!
http://www.playbill.com/article/Broadway-Bound-SpongeBob-Musical-Announces-Complete-Cast
Also>Sandy
>Black
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Spongebob
>>81644221
I'm more worried about Squidward looking like one of those sassy queens that try to act like the movie Mean Girls.
Sandy
Why wouldn't a southerner be black.
Patrick
>>81644395
ok lets remake King of the Hill with an all black cast
Squidward
BLACK TEXAN SANDY
sure
she was black in the porn version too, so I'm cool with it
Plankton
>>81644453
yeah white people dont exist in texas
>>81644453
That's not the same thing, Sandy doesn't have a race. She's a Squirrel, though it's not like there aren't blacks in the south. There are tons of them just in the real south and not the mid-west where Texas is.
Didn't they give them weird-ass names instead of just calling them Bob, Patrick, Ward and Sandy?
if actor playing squidward doesnt steal the show then it will be pointless. squidward is already a wanna bee artist. seems like squiddy would fit in great in broadway. hope he gets a terribly played clarinet solo.
>>81644356
>black
>>81644221
I really don't care about their skin color, I'm more offended that their human and not in costumes to look like the cartoon characters they are based on
>>81644596
eh bad lighting on that pic. but she is very much so
>>81644221
>Not knowing the common squirrel of Texas is Sciurus niger
>>81644221
>black sandyIt works, not even mad
>not knowing sandy was portrayed by skin diamond in the spongebob porno
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
>>81644221
Black Sandy is best Sandy.
See Skin Diamond
If Mr.Krabs has a huge jew nose, they already have my word to buy a ticket.
>>81644656
Is that from the Dora musical
i always imagined sandy as a black girl anyway?
>spongebob will never stop being raped
>>81644221
That Patrick looked like Eric Stonestreet at first glance.
>>81644221
Hopefully it'll be better than the second movie.
>>81645171
>porn makes it canon
I love this so much.
Is this an official thing or just "based off" like that play with the Peanuts characters as teens?
>>81644539
>Texas
>mid-west
How FUCKING dumb are you? Like seriously, I've never been there and I know it's not in the fucking mid-west, it's South/Southwest you troglodyte.
>>81645636
No, it's real. If it wasn't, they wouldn't be able to call it The SpongeBob Musical. Also, the show you're referring to is Dog Sees God, and all of the characters' names were made into initials so as to avoid copyright problems. For example, Charlie Brown is referred to as CB.
>>81644588
The casting call for Squidward said the actor had to "audition with a big overtly broadway musical number" as well as "be able to play clarinet or at least pretend to"
>>81645873
>Dog sees god
Holy shit dude
>>81647286
The fuck man
>>81650866
Jesus christ
>>81644412
>That "beard"
>black sandy
I don't gave a fuck as long as she can nail the accent.
>>81644539
>and not the mid-west where Texas is.
>>81644656
>Casting an ugly girl as Sandy
This should be a crime.
>>81652217
I kind of wish Jon was playing Patrick now.
>>81652395
To upbeat and his voice is to high, maybe if he had a lower voice. On second thought I forgot Jon can actually sing really fucking well if he wants to so yea, I guess he could.
>Black Sandy
>>81644221
>Sandy'd be black if she were human
>Spongebob did Karate with that
I knew I liked him for some reason
>>81652342
Nigga you gay
>>81644221
>sandy
>black
>people will defend this
>memes can't prevent this
>it to late
>it's happing and there is nothing g we can do
Still triggered
>>81644539
>texas
>midwest
>>81652342
what a fag
>>81644477
you may not know this but there are a shitload of blacks in texas and all of the southern states
>grown ass men who have never left their parents' house complaining about casting for a children's musical about a cartoon they don't watch and nostalgiafag all day about
Pretty pathetic /co/
>>81657843
Right back at you, /co/.
>>81644221
> 'it's got like a hipster humor to it as well'
I hope a Jew plays Mr. Krabs
>>81658038
nope its a Latino crabs
>Newly added among the principals: Carlos Lopez will play Spongebob's penny-pinching boss, Mr. Krabs.
>>81644412
why is he not a conehead?
>one job
>>81644221
It's fun to see, but I think a lot of the humor is lost if they're human.
>>81658110
But Mr. Krabs fought in wars.
>>81644221
I'd watch
