Reminder that, as per word of the director Jerry Rees himself, Toaster is a female.
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>>81596319
Is it worrying I know exactly what's supposed to be in those blanks?
>>81597460
At least you are not alone.
Worthless thread.
>>81596272
Well toaster does have two visible slots.
>fyi, /co/ is supposed to hate this film
>>81596272
I know that.
toasters do not have genders
>>81597893
Ever since I was a kid, that clown is reason I want to flame-thrower fuck out of all clowns.
>>81596272
Considering how gay Toaster was for its owner, it makes sense.
>>81597460
I don't. What is it?
jew
>>81598017
Its says_ ____ __ ____ ____ _______
>>81598017
It says I want to fuck that toaster you buffoon
>>81596319
I'd like to solve the puzzle:
"I want to fuck that Toaster"
>>81597713
Why? Most of /co/ either likes it or doesn't care about it.
The lamp is a female in the polish version.
Where's the eyelashes?
>>81598955
Don't be silly Anon, she's a toaster.
>>81597844
That Toaster clearly has 2 warm orifices, just begging to have baked goods shoved into them...
best to worst:
vacuum
radio
toaster
lamp
blanket
>>81600500
But you'd get crumbs all over her back.
>>81596272
>The girl who voices the toaster was a writer for Animaniacs
>She eventually wrote Casper with the creator and actor of Slappy Squirrel
you learn something new everyday
>>81600617
You forgot Air Conditioner.
>>81596272
How can an object mean to make toast have a gender?
Anybody who gets asspained over the gender of a cartoon toaster should be neutered for the good of the human race.
>>81596272
Really? Neat, always assumed Toaster was supposed to be like a male child. They never referred to Toaster as "he" or "him" during the film? Not on the chs/dvd box or promotional works?
>>81596272
>Toaster is a female.
She got raped everyday with toast that got stuffed inside her and she hated it, until her master left her behind and she realized that the very thing she hated turned into a addiction over the years. So she risked not only her life but also the lives of her friends just to get the T.The air conditioner committed suicide because nobody ever played with it's buttons
They address him with masculine pronouns in the movie
>>81605280
>>81608711
They refer to it as "he" once in the film, but both the director and actress have stated it was supposed to be female.
>>81608748
It's too late to decide that now, should have committed to it during production.
>>81600850
whaaaaat?!
>>81600617
Blankie is definitely the worst.
>>81596272
>Toaster is a female
[citation needed]
>>81609373
She has slits :^)
>>81596272
How do you fuck a toaster as cute as that and not get hurt?
>>81609673
Unplug it first.
>>81609767
Aside from that, the slits look painful to stick your dick in. I mean, where else can you fuck a toaster?
>>81609805
>where else can you fuck a toaster?
By re-plugging it. Nobody said that you have to play the active part.
>>81609919
>Nobody said that you have to play the active part.
But I wanna cum in it
>>81609673
>>81609767
>>81609805
>>81609919
>>81609958
>this is /co/
>>81610164
Nope, that's just me being me.
I'm lonely, horny, and like abstract things that make me horny.
>>81610208
are there any abstract things that make you horny that would make me horny?
>>81610643
Not him, but maybe this?
>>81611084
This isn't right but this feels so right
>why isn't there a thread on aco for this stuff
>>81608803
A thousand fucking times, this.
>>81611601
Do your duty and go make one.
I mean, come on.
>>81611601
>>81609673
Carefully.
I don't remember the first film but I do remember the second one about going to mars and holy fucking shit I don't think I've ever seen a film trip on so many balls since We Back! Dinosaur Story.
I saw this movie at age 4.
Never was I was terrified by anything in my life. Being 18, I still can't watch this. I don't remember why the movie was pure evil at all.
To this day "Worthless" still gives me a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach because it makes me feel like no matter what you do or where you go you'll just end up packing a landfill eventually
>>81611952
I'm not sure, is my phone ready for it? I don't want to do l..lewd things with my electronics if they aren't ready.
>>81603638
I don't sense any asspain.
>>81612447
Because fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdZh8a4ZvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wjKZOmyhg
>>81605771
>toast that got stuffed inside
You don't put toast in a toaster. You put bread in a toaster, ya dingus.
>>81597893run
>>81611952
I fucking loved the 8820 so much. Its why i bought the BB passport.
Don’t buy the passport.
>>81614663
Loved it so much that you would do lewd acts with it?
>>81598749
Tell him what he's won, johnny!
>>81608711
>>81608748
>>81608803
what a fuckup
>>81612545
There's a really wonderful and insightful interview with the author of the book that addresses fear of mortality and perseverance through depression.
hope it lifts your spirit, anon
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2008/20080922/miller-a.shtml
>>81612545
>I TOOK A MAN TO A GRAVEYARD
>I BEG YOUR PARDON IT'S QUITE HARD ENOUGH
>JUST LIVING WITH THE STUFF I HAVE LEARNED...
Holy fucking shit, I know and everyone knows how dark of a song Worthless is, but those particular lyrics are way too fucking real, chills every single time.
>QT female appliances
>Crush them, smash them, incinerate them
Why can't we be nice to our appliances?
>>81598529
I thought it saidI want to cum inside Toaster.
>>81615646
Have you ever paid attention to the lyrics sung by the car that comes before the blue hearse? There's a reason they both go down together, Anon.;_;
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>>81596272
Posting lewd.
>>81598955
>not only is she a toaster
>she's a tomboy
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>Wanting a chubby mom with attachment issues instead of a cool showgirl
>>81616008
Needs butter
>>81616112
I actually happen to have a screenshot of that same scene that I took to use on /co/ one time.
>>81597893
Hey look it's Sweet-tooth!
>>81613897
what if you're toast doesn't turn out dark enough so you put it back in for a little bit?
>>81614816
He gets to fuck that toaster!
>>81597893Run.
>>81605771
>>81596272
but he's referred to as a male in the movie
>>81618038
None of the appliances are referred to as any gender. Ever.
>>81616567
ayy Mario
>>81609805
You could open the crumb tray and shoot your load up the back end.
>>81596272
whatr
>>81620272
yew
weightin
fur
lehtz
FUCK OUR MASTER
>>81596272
>>81596272
Well duh.
She has two vaginas on the top of her head.
>>81596272
If cartoon and no eye lashes then male.
Simple rule.
