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The wrong Jack won the Ms. Paintbowl
I bet PM still has one last piece of mail on her to give to someone.
>>81594685
You killed the other thread you fucking DOUBLE NIGGER
only a matter of time
>Have to wait til tomorrow to see Crowbar worship Jake
I'm tired of waiting Hussie
Back on subject with out 177-player Session and how it will go and who is shipped with whoBowmanon and ipgd
Act 7 is Hiveswap
>>81594847
>not ipgd/hussie
>>81594814
I don't think anyone around knows Caliborn's name.
Is Wayward Vagabond still alive
Is Dave still gay for some reason out of nowhere
I'm way behind, and these are the only things that matter to me
DAVEKAT WHINERS SUCK IT
>>81594889
Jake does
>>81594814
THERES NO TIME LEFT FOR ANY BIG TWISTS LIKE THIS YOU GODDAMN HOMO ERECTUS.
>>81594907
Yes.
Probably.
>>81594847
>Bowmanon
I swear we talk about him more than he actually posts.
>Is Wayward Vagabond still alive
si, he was with calliope and sleeping jade, so he should be nearby jack and ms paint. he also has a serenity full of information.
>>81594907
yes
yes
>>81594923
>implying
My salt with this update is off the charts.
Slick died for this shit.
>>81594889
Gamzee?
>the reason Dirk rips out Csliborn's soul is so they don't kill Calliope
>>81584896
>tfw classpect test gives me Mage of Doom
I don't even know what I do
>>81594907
>Dave "still" gay
Dave was born't that way.
>>81594847
Fuck off shipping, especially with 176 people, would destroy the session much faster than the game could
>>81594923
This is Hussie we're talking about here.
If he were an airline pilot, he'd do a roll moments before touchdown just because.
>>81594817
But Anon.
Saturday is Vriska Judgement Day.
Will Hussie win?
Will he make Vriska fall in love with him?
Human-marry him?
Will they hold the juju together, because Vriska found true love?
>>81594989
Get bitches and God Tier TWICE
>>81594923
>The last pannel is just her killing them all in one fell swoop
The End
>This is the 10,000 "page" of Homestuck.
What does it mean?
>>81594989
Mages are like Seers, but more of an active role in the game, where as Seers are quite passive
>>81595043
>What does it mean?
>not "What emotion does this face convey?"
>>81595043
Time to hire an editor.
>>81595043
>10,000 "page" of Homestuck.
>of Homestuck.
>>81594919
How though?
>>81595031
I am STILL convinced that all those little bits with Hussie mindcontrolled are Vriska doing something and needing to reach back in time to do so after they won
>>81595043
it means jack is either high or delirious from blood loss
What did she mean by this?
>>81594994
>Redwood is still around
>He posts in MSPA threads
I thought of you the other day. There's a guy at my new job that made his own Miles Morales cosplay.
>>81595043
AND YOU GOT ONE
>>81595110
instrumental to lord english's defeat
>>81594814
>gamzee's first real line in 4 years is "CALIBORN"
>>81595043
boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
>>81595038
>bad end ending just so the game and Homestuck 2.0 becomes that much more of a hot topic.
That would actually be intriguing to be quite honest familia.
>>81595045
>>81594989
ignore that guy, the comic says nothing at all about mages or doom
>>81595133
holy shit anon
>>81595185
AND IT NEVER WILL
THANKS HUSSIE
>>81595103
TH4NKS DOC
>>81595110
If Homestuck didn't hiatus for almost two years this kind of stuff would probably show up again
>>81595088
Wasn't it back when Caliborn started fucking with Jake talking about how he would "respect" him or some shit because Jake was gonna get strong?
>>81595249
its not him that forgets this kind of thing its us
see" dirk using fancysanta
>>81595103
TH4NKS DOC
>>81595185
But we know about class/aspect inversion thanks to Calliope! So by knowing how Seer class and Life aspect work, we can assume the inverse
>>81594814
On the one hand, this would be an incredible twist, but on the other, I need her happy at the end.
>>81595082
>with his opposite arm gone this would happen to Jack every time now
Heh.
Aside from a sprite-flip, of course.
>>81595249
Could it be that ferromagnetic spirits in a W-shaped bottle and an umbrella made out of razor blades are the kind of items that would just be deemed useless and thrown away???????
>>81595325
Fuck off BKEW
>>81595303
>dirk using fancysanta
and lets not forget but one page beforehand
I still have hope
>>81595303
I never forgot the fancysantas.
DAMN MS PAINT GOT SOME NICE TITTIES
>>81594814
So is he gonna take over?
OrIS SHE GONNA BECOME LORD ENGLISH?
>>81595110
Legend has it that whoever consumes the magnetic wodka will be overwhelmed by an otherworldly power rivaled by no other as well as severe stomach cramps and led poisoning. Being able to stick to metal objects is worth it though.
>letting the Jack who murdered nearly every Kid, troll, exile and guardian live
>>81595043
nice titty
>>81595381
>>81595367
Not BKEW but I think most things he says about that shit makes sense, even if he is off his rocker a little
>>81594814
>>81595375...do we know if Calliope has a trickster lollipop on her sylladex
>>81595472
>I think most things he says about that shit makes sense
>>81595472
>>81595408
No one vengeful has seen him yet.
As soon as John or Rose see him, it's curtains for Jack.
>>81595043
10 000 hours in ms paint
>>81595472
>but I think most things he says about that shit makes sense
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>81594685
Ms. Paint isTHICK
nice, the we love fine sale today is for the quest bed blankets and posters
>>81595472
No they don't. It's more than "a little", it's a tower made out of illogical inferences standing on only each other, and every time Hussie laughs the bottom ones out of existence BKEW still keeps their dependents as valid.
>>81595558
>>81595518
>>81595499
Why is he looked down on like this? I don't spend much time in /hsg/
Please enlighten me
>>81595525
John couldn't be assed to get mad at betty crocker, what makes you think he's gonna get mad at the guy who killed his dad?
>>81594910
has tumblr caught wind of this yet
i don't want to get raided by them again
>>81595545
lewd
>>81595603
>in /hsg/
he's looked down on everywhere
the author's wife or something told him he was wrong...and BKEW said SHE was wrong and that she was just too blind to see his theory was right
>>81595582
Also apparently the full homestuck discography on bandcamp is 70% off. So that's neat, but I kind of feel like everyone who wants it already has it.
>>81595648
>wife
>>81594910
I'm not upset.
I'm just disappointed.
The Vriska revival was bad enough, but then he just pulls this outta nowhere
>>81594923
Except this is literally the most straightforward way to lead into the kids vs Caliborn on his planet fight we KNOW is coming.
What other way can you think of that would 1: Give Caliborn the Ring and 2: Cause the kids to drop everything they're doing and retcon jump to Caliborn?
PIGGY COME BACK AND TELL ME SLICK ISN'T DEAD
please. Somebody ;_;. He can't go out like this. This isn't right. It isn't fair
>>81595619
Because he killed his dad.
And killed John at least twice.
>>81595133
Fuuuck, that's exactly what's going to happen, isn't it
>>81595603
His conclusions are convoluted, he gets really attached to his theories even as they become increasingly ridiculous with the story as it progresses, and he builds new theories off of old ones before they've even been confirmed. He got one thing right as far as I've heard and that was the Lil Hal - Scratch connection, which I thought was silly but my favorite Scratch aficionado saw merit in anyway.
>>81595648
>the author's wife
it's like watching two undertale fans who just caught up arguing
>>81595711
Don't lose your head anon, I'm certain he'll be back one last time.
>people believe ipgd when she says davekat is canon
You do know the fact that she's saying that means it's not true, right?
smiling teens the series
>>81595693
It might not have happened at all.
>>81595402
He was always in charge.Suckers
>>81595753
Yeah, just like there's no way Shrek would be in the EoA6 flash, that's just insane
>>81595726
>>81595648
Oh okay, I've never dug super deep into any of his theories, I just thought the classpect inversion stuff was interesting when I was doing Pageofhope's title test
Thanks for the heads up from now on when I see him on my dash
>>81595753
Yeah pretty much. She kinda shot herself in the foot by saying it was endgame.
>>81595771
Lord English is already here anon.
>>81595753
/hst/ is literally getting strung along by an attention whoring female tripfag
it's fucking pathetic.
>>81595603
his theories don't fit homestuck's style or story and only very rarely come close to what happens
>>81595753
she 100% believes there's several gay pairings even if it ends in dirk-style straight kisses
>>81594910
I don't care about Davekat but ipgd already said she avoided spoiling herself on plot when offered a look, so she didn't see anything. If her source is asking Hussie over dinner or something, that's already 2 chances of you being fucked with, from 2 people who both like to fuck with you.
>>81594910
Maybe it's pale.
>>81595746
>Don't lose your head
Fuck you. Goddamnit this should not be happening. Jack is a fucking murderer who'd probably stab Ms.Paint the second he found a knife. Also I thought PM was Jack's waifu
POST GOOD HOMESTUCK FANART
NO SHIPPING P L E A S E
>>81595176
Probably johns most effective weapon
Shame he never picked up abother strife specibus to assign to umbrellakind
>>81595648
>author's wife
did he marry rachael lol?
>>81595883
Who is this man beside John?
>>81595753
Just like how she lied about Homestuck returning when it did, or Shrek?
This is denial.
>>81595753
Someone who punches gay deers can't be a liar anon. This is primary school shit.
>>81595914
Have a random one
>>81595841
Do you know this for a fact? Who is Lord English? Do you consider Caliborn of all people to be a reliable narrator?
>>81595746
what the fuck is wrong with their noses
>>81595914
Here's my favorite
does anyone here know jack shit about bio
I need to write a paper on how the Mimivirus could cause an epidemic and how we would deal
>kindness and bravery
>>81595976
>Do you know this for a fact?
If there's one thing that Homestuck has established unambiguously as a fact it is that. If you were to take a single thing out of the entire Homestuck comic it should be that "Lord English is already here."
>>81595914
>>81595994
This Lord English Jack went out like a bitch. I was expecting a little more from him
>>81596045
I wish Davepeta weren't so hideous. Davesprite was a stylish motherfucker.
>davekat happens
>Its' davepeta
>both davekat and karpeta are canon
how do you react?
>>81596085
Rejoice.
>>81596081
Why? He was a pawn who was given a fragment of Lord English's power so that he could go on a rampage for no particular reason.
>>81596083
davepeta a cute
but why didn't Kanaya use fraymotifs
>>81596044
You'd probably have better luck in a thread not about a webcomic.
how about that dahniwitchoflight.tumblr.com dude
what about their theories
>>81596078
it just hit me that the usual headcanon for Jake (more tan than the other kids) really reminds me of dipsy from teletubbies
>>81596085
yeah sure whatever
>>81596144
holy shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>81596128
That's what happens when you spend all you boonies on your blood habit.
>>81596138
all of the space ones are immediately moot as they aren't based off of the recent lonliness revelation. basically don't trust any classpect theories anywhere as they're all liable to change until the word of andrew becomes law somewhere
>>81596128
Too busy with makeup.
>>81596136
i want help from here though
>>81596128
She's just shit okay
Everyone was significantly depowered for this flash, even Lord English himself was fighting like a miniboss.
>>81596111
These fucking noses ruin the whole picture
>>81596236
Nothing wrong with it, you've grown so sensitive to nose aberrations you can't tell left-in shape sketches apart from Tumblrnose anymore.
>>81594685
look at how ruined that dress is
holy shit Ms. Paint you suck at sewing
>>81596128
She is not very good at space.
>>81595074
newfag get out
>>81595914
from my favourite folder
So why did LE know to search the farthest ring for (Calliope) again? Was it stated how he found out about her?
>>81594685
Ms. Paint is a dirty CHEATING WHORE
WAHHHHH
Seems like we have a slightly different cast of people right now
What is your classpect and strife specibus?we need to talk about something that's not noses and why Kanaya blows
>>81596236
how's this?
>>81596355
Superior rose
dirk kinda sucks at teamwork don't he
>>81596372
I believe we're supposed to assume that since he's his other half of his Caliborn parts she has the potential to disrupt or even take over his body. I don't think it was explicitly explained, though.
>>81596393
Mage of Space
Glovekind maybe?
>>81596395
Yep, much better
>>81596434
>Mage of Space
oi faggot thats me.
>>81595408
he was probably just mad with power. i'm pretty sure making him literally weaker than he was before putting on the ring is punishment enough. pottery too.
>>81596430
Could it be he finds out when someone says his name in the upcoming updates?
>>81596395
Also I'm sorry if you're the actual artist, my original statement was a little extreme, it wasn't that bad.
>>81596485
>hero of kvatch.png
I hate Bec Noir. I hope that Lord English kills him. He killed The Guardians and The Trolls dreamselves so he deserves it most of all. I want him to get the Gamzee treatment: Nonstop abuse
>>81596393
Knight of hope
Wandkind
>>81596128
She doesn't have any, her role with Space is SYMBOLIC.
>>81596144
I'm not sure I understand.
>>81596453
>>81596434
That brings up the question I had about our 177 player session last thread that never got answered
Do we know what happens if you have two of the same class or two of the same aspect in a session? If you have two Space players, who does what? Do they both have to? I would assume with the supposed 48 player Squiddle session they HAD to have repeats
if you could have hussie draw one thing, what would it be?
>>81596561
>debating whether or not to order the PS books this very moment.
if I won, I'd get him to draw crush and ice from AIDS again, posing as a team
>>81596144
ALL skin colors are NONCANON and bad. Leave it blank, they don't have colored skin at all.
>>81596561
slow and solid
>>81596393
Seer of Void.god I'm so fucked
Tomekind.
>>81596561
A good ending.
>>81596561
metastuck
>>81596393
I'm this >>81594989 faggot, and as for specibus, I'd go Spearkind. I love me a good spear
>>81596603
GRIMDARK BE WITH YE YOUNG SOUL
>>81596553
Maybe they have to collect frogs as usual only it'll be far more easier given the multiple knights that could help them out.
>>81596439
>>81596494
I literally did that in two minutes with clone stamp tool, I must be better at image editing than I thought if you think I'm the original artist
don't be a pussy, the noses ARE terrible
>>81596561
I have an original Hussie sketch of sprite-mode Nepeta and Equius in a Problem Sleuth book I bought from him at a con 6 years back. At this point I'd probably request Calliope decking Caliborn.
>>81596393
Heir of Blood, Macekind
>>81596553
Space can't repeat, other aspects can as can roles. There are some aspects we haven't encountered (some aspects are rarer than others). Yes, I'm making this up.
>>81596561
John using the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer to use Ancestral Awakening and turning into Sassacre
>>81596544
Jake is usually more tan than everyone else, assuming you headcanon all the kids with nondescript white/asian skin tones.
It reminded me of dipsy.
hi im back
ill do a few requests i got time to kill
>>81595914
Remember these? Shame the artist stopped and also inexplicably got worse.
>>81596393
knight of light represent
maybe spears or something idk
>>81596393
Bard of Space
Penkind
>>81596703
But why Dipsy in particular?
>>81596714
sawtoooth rappin
>>81596714
Dad being incredible
>>81596393
>>81596434
>>81596519
>>81596603
How do you guys determine your classpects?
>>81596561
His headcanon for the kids.
>>81596714
Terezi wearing a pantsuit
>>81596714
please draw a picture of me not having to worry about money so i can pretend it's real
>>81596401
The fuck is that on her face? Does she have The Plague or something?
>>81596393
Knight of Heart
batkind
I don't remember what knights do anymore
>>81596561
Act 6
>>81596393
Knight of Mind
Axekind
>>81596763
The chart, of course.
>>81596393
knight of doom
hammerkind
>>81596726
Whatever session you're a part of, you will fuck it up horribly.
>>81596763
I took a long claspect test when i was younger and i stuck with it.
>>81596763
You can either make up your own, I personally used Pageofhope's "Homestuck Title Test" on tumblr, uses some actual personality tests and what not, and I got Knight of Space
She also has tests to figure your Land and if you're Derse or Prospit etc
>>81596393
>we need to talk about something that's not noses and why Kanaya blows
You retard.
Kanaya would never blow your filthy nose.
>>81596624
it's not even edgy
I just see nothing. Maybe I get to see doomed timelines? or have inverse Doc Scratch vision, only being able to see in dark pockets? Get to see conspicuous absences of things?
>>81596794
He's such a snarky son of a bitch, I love it.
>>81596767
It's a visual comic. You can see the canon.
>>81596763
A balance of preference and your personal strengths, also factoring in characters you're closest to. I picked Sylph of Mind because I enjoy and am similar enough to Kanaya and I picked Mind because I find the powers for it fascinating and love the color scheme for it.
>>81596561
Slick stabbing Jack Noir to death
>>81596714
are you the drawfag from yesterday?
can you please repost the dave/mom pic?
>>81596144
>>81596174
samefag
>>81596808
What about virgins
>>81596763
i did a bunch of tests and didn't like them so i picked what i wanted and thought would fit
though i did take knight from that one enneagram wing test or whatever it was called
>>81596843
Well Void goes hand in hand with Old Gods, so similar to how Rose was able to speak with them, I think Seer of Void would be similar, but more-so
>the last 4/13 that homestuck will be relevant
do I say fuck it and start collecting the homestuck books in preperation for the eventual collection?
might even buy an aspect shirt as a bittersweet reminder. Hussie might just deserve it after all this shit
>>81596553
There would be repeats, yes, but given the exponential difficulty curve of a higher player count, the players with identical aspects and classes would do doubt have to work in dandem to accomplish the same goals, which means a divided work load. Like, say you have two Knights of Time. Given how much of a clusterfuck its going to be keeping the Alpha Timeline in order with all these players running around, they would just work together. That being said, they might have totally different personalities and qualities and define what makes them Knights.
>>81596519
>>81596724
>>81596795
>>81596805
>>81596810
all these gotdam knights
>>81594685
JACK KEKED HIMSELF
>>81596906
You don't know until you've had your class-aspect awakening!
>>81596763
I found one of those tests online and got Sylph of Breath
>>81595994
dirks unbreakable sword juju was disable because it made contact with the juju breaking crowbar
>>81596937
whats ur tumblr family
>>81596966
It's not a juju.
>>81596966
is anything remotely special a juju now? is that how it works?
>>81596966
also roxy has bros sword and only one juju version can exist at any given moment
>>81596763
you take a lot of classpect tests-and when you get down to two or three you just kinda go with what feels right!or what makes you not have the same classpect as a canon character
>>81597017
>or what makes you not have the same classpect as a canon character
I kept getting rogue of breath for the past 4 years and just gave up
>>81596794
pretty sure this is an edit but I hope it isnt.
>>81596977
http://sp4cek1ng.tumblr.com/ my art only blog
>>81596921
Are the giant invisible musclebeasts floating in space classify as Old Gods? They're also must be asleep since one twitch of their muscles would destroy galaxies.
>>81596714
Davekat
>>81596731
the colour scheme, obviously
>>81597074
You got some fucked up tastes, kid.
>>81597008
If it's a magical artifact and it wasn't made from grist or from SBurb constructs in general, then it's probably a juju.
>>81596808I think this is the first time I've seen this since I had sex for the first time.Mage of Void, with an Heir of Heart.
>>81597062
Oh, you sweet summer child. That's old Hussie being sarcastic because he thought John was clearly not black.
>>81597074
>tagged. i thought i had put it im sorry
>i need to remember to double check
>giving into the safespace faggots
>>81597109
He's not even the right shade of green.
>>81596393
I'm Mage of Breath, and for my strife specubis I'm gonna go with staff-kind. As for what I would prototype, probably one of my anime figurines. That's assuming we go in with no prior knowledge of the game.
>>81597122
man it's just an unbreakable sword
and dave broke it because that's all he fucking does is break swords
>>81597082
Sorry, by Old Gods I meant Horrorterrors, I've been playing a lot of WoW recently...
And last I heard about the horrorterrors is people think they may be the ascended Squiddles who won their session of 48 players
whatcha buying from the welovefine shop during the discount week?
i was thinking about terezi's boxers
>>81597131
>"What if they were all girls" AU
>>81596808
>latula
>>81596904
I mean, I guess I could have edited it, but you're wrong, anon.
>>81597173
he couldn't break bro's sword thoughbefore he talked with dirk about him
>>81596927
>book 2 literally just sold out
guess not friendo
>>81596927
I still have three SBaHJ shirts from highschool
They're sweat-stained and shit, I never even wear them anymore.
What the hell do I even do with them
>>81597226
Will they ever be in print again? I was gonna buy Book 1 the other day but it was out of stock
>>81597226
it was in my cart as well. I wonder what would happen if I pressed order anyway
>>81597253
>have a sepulchritude shirt
>don't fit into it
they still sell those? i think even if i stop being fat it's more of a height problem
I really hope he makes the whole comic into books. I have all 3 and i really want a massive bookshelf dedicated to the whole thing
>>81597049
>not taking people's breath awayhonestly that's fine. I was stuck between seer of mind and seer of light for agesss. you don't have to worry about being a snowflake anon.
>>81595685
>"Out of nowhere"
>TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.
>TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.
Literally act 2
>>81597305
They don't. You can sell it on Ebay for some sweet sweet cash.
>>81597305
over at topatoco yeah, that store has been barren since like 2012 though
HUSSIEEEE
YOU FUCKIN HACK
WHERE
IS
THE
DRACONIAN
DIGNITARY
DID YOU FORGET HIM HUSSIE
ARE YOU THAT SHITTY OF A WRITER
>>81596393
Seer of Time
paddlekind
>>81597191
>>81597131
This kind of thing is the other end of bad tumblr art. Animu sameface bullshit.
I've seen this artist's stuff a lot, they are obsessed with adding minute details, but somehow none of the people look human.
>>81596393
Heir of Time
Jokerkind
>>81596939
we all got mommy issues like dave i guess
Why did Jack spend like 6 pages sitting down with Bro's sword before taking it?
>>81597329
man why would i sell a shirt that sweet
>>81597420
he was sword-stuck
>>81597253
Were there even 3 of them?
>lost my Rose shirt and my Calliope hoodie has bleach spots
I guess I could use some new swag. Maybe an aspect blanket, or a Mayor plush, or the rest of the PS books, or a mini-Lemonsnout.
>>81597420
pacing
>>81597253
i have a pink Rose shirt that is 2fuckingbig4me and a roxy shirt that i barely use
man, i'd love a Gamebro shirt
>>81596686
Holy shit
>>81597490
>man, i'd love a Gamebro shirt
fucking kickstarter shit, then they go and put the rest up on the store for a marked up price, and leave it up there at an XXL size for like a year before it finally sells
fucking reeee
>>81597456
Technically 4 or 5.
They had the gamebro shirt if you count that, but I didn't get that one.
There was the orange BIG MAN HASS THE ROCK, the red i HAVE the car, and a yellow or black I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO. I have the yellow, red, and orange shirt.
>>81597189
I will only buy if the ending is good
Note that I consider Davekat and good to be utually exclusive
Ordered all three books yesterday. The went on sale for 25% off today.
FUCK
U
C
K
>>81596393
I would say knight but since there are so many i would be Mage of Rage. Scythekind
>>81597552
Milkydays was secretly a bad artist hiding behind rendering, I think it was ipgd who exposed their farce with redlining but I'm not sure.
>>81597549
the sale is on right now though, it's burning through all the items and it's half done.
>>81596393
rogue of light
I don't have the patience for any for any of those quizzes but I'm pretty sure that's what I'd be
bladekind, screw you, fencing's my thing
also how intact does a body have to be to be prototyped? could I dig up my god or cat's bones?
John felt really weak this flash, I hope he doesn't job versus LE
>buying merch
I live in the UK so all my HS shirts are shitty handmade ones. I don't know how the transfers stayed on after 4 years.
>>81597582
why's everybody a knight anyway
is it cause it's the cool kid class
am i gonna have to change what i am again
>>81597253
>sweat stained and shit
>insinuating sbahj merch is at its prime upon purchase
This is the best depiction of the kids anywhere. Fight me.
>>81597561
Can you cancel your order, and then place another one?
>>81597611
I think the Kernelsprite has a sense of humor, or a conscious, because it wouldn't let itself be prototyped by a game cartridge
But I think digging up bones would make your sprite a spoopy skellington
Yo why hasn't anyone talked about the fraymotifs that were used during the fights, especially the ones Dave and terezi used? What did they actually do?
>>81597651
Its just a very common class i believe. Its what i got in my test
I think davekat is way more interesting than generic davejade and katnep and I think they have good chemistry together and it wasn't out of nowhere and was already hinted at before the retcon and that's just my own opinion on the matter
>>81597383
Knight of Heart, can confirm, raised by single mom who did a slack job
>>81596808
>Meulin's fun times with Kurloz
>>81597667
I'd fuck the shit out of that Jade
>>81597711
I think it's just that, I mean, we're all on 4chan
We make a specific type of people, I think we all just have similar personalitiesassuming all the Knights here have gotten Knight from the enneagram wing test on tumblr not just made it up
Any of you guys buy the first pxs book? Does the 'extra content' actually amount to anything?
>>81597724
wrong
>>81597667
That Dirk's got serious acne
Should I get the new PM Triumph t-shirt, a scalemate, Dave's record boxers, or the Mayor t-shirt?
>>81597724
>it wasn't out of nowhere and was already hinted at before the retcon
thats not an opinion
>people buying shirts with panels slapped on them
but why
>>81597667
>Fight me.
You're on
>>81596393
knight of doom
or on my upcoming fanadventure(tm)
Automaton of Tech (time + mind)
Cubekind, each side of the rubix cube has a weapon,and when that side is filled the weapon comes out
>>81597774
>that
>serious
oh boy you shoulda' seen me in my teens
>>81597724
>and it wasn't out of nowhere and was already hinted at before the retcon
>>81597667
These designs are so early 2000s
I like rose's though.
>>81597711
The first test on google has a known bias toward Knight and Light. FYI friends
>>81597765
knight of hope here, guilty
it said i was space though but i refuse to believe i'm not hope
>>81597420
It's obvious from the following panels that he was nervous about touching it and thought it might be some kind of trap. He probably didn't know about the scratch, or if he did, he might have been afraid of causing it himself if he nudged the sword.
>>81597686
Nanna's ashes yielded Nanna instead of an ashsprite. It stands to reason a person's bones would yield that person, too.
>>81597822
He'snot wrong
>>81594889
I think John does
and Calliope, who thinks she's seperate of Caliborn, does too
Roxy might, but it's a big "might", since she never actually met him, and only knows what John does
>>81597724I hate shipping in general and I hate shit pulled out the ass to re-write established things for no reason, I DESPISE the word "endgame" and I ESPECIALLY hate people who want "interesting ships" just because their own life is boring, as if other people's relationships exist for their entertainment.
Just my opinion on the matter.
>>81597832
that's a very hope thing to do
Post plotlines or characters that will never be relevant again because Hussie is a hack.
>>81597862
tell me where it was hinted that they could work as a couple
>>81595664
>Full discography
>There isn't gonna be a final volume
>>81597857
Sir it's illegal to be this anime in public, you'll have to come with me
>>81597129
my art is how i make most of my money. we cant all be insufferable with no consequences
>>81596393
Heir of Hope
Dartkind
>>81597774
>serious acne
>>81597859
You're not wrong, I suppose
But like I said, I think the Kernels have a semi-conscious connected to Skaia, and it understood that an Ashsprite wouldn't make any sense because the prototype would have to include something that's at least a little sentient, or something that looks like it might be sentient if that makes senseI guess there's no in-game evidence that a sprite will take a dead version of a prototype over the alive version of the dead prototype, so you're right
>>81596393
Page of Light
Cardkind
I'm a fucking shitty Vriska, kill me.
>>81597887
thats a pretty acceptable opinion there
>>81597887
I hate Davekat but the ships sort of do exist for our entertainment.
>>81597896
romantic tension was being hinted at as early as the penis oujia scene where kanaya was thinking of auspisticing between them
then that conversation in the meteor walkaround where dave got all awkward about karkat wanting him to touch him
>>81597945
what is it then? AIDS blisters?
>>81597945
gotta love a good stechhelm
>>81597667
These designs are cool but some of them don't feel like they fit. As hot as that Rose is she is way too anime, she should be more of a typical western goth girl, and Jade needs to be way cuter, she actually DOES look anime in the comic. Same with Dirk, he's supposed to be an animu prettyboy not a pasty nerd.
remember the 41.3% sale last year where everything went within two hours. sucks being a eurofag desu. now I've been slapped away from getting HS book 2.
oh what a life.
>>81596939
The knights of the rOunt taebLEL
>>81598008
What happens if you fuck your kernelsprite? Just slide your dick right in there? Does it turn into penisprite? Does it turn into a hypothetical offspring of yours? Or an amalgam of every possible spawn from each sperm cell, screaming forever as one?
>>81597896
That's an extremely specific and ultimately irrelevant question. We were talking about the coupling happening at all, not hints about whether specifically it would "work". And there was tons of hints towards their sexual attraction to each other in their interactions together. If you think their fighting was just fighting then you've got your anti-yaoi scuba gear wrapped on too tight.
At what point did the silly homestuck fun times end?
Was it Jack: Ascend?
>>81596393
Rouge of Blood
Fist/Bladekind
>>81595043
>five more days of this shit
>>81598090
the ignoble order of hsg, all awaiting the return of their prince
>>81598122
I keep forgetting this was a thing and whenever I see it I have to come to terms with it's existence
>>81598093
I like the final option
Screamingfetussprite help me in my troubles
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Thanks Screamingfetussprite
>>81597125
>Mage of Void
me too m8
>>81596393
Lord of Light
Gatorchompkind
>>81598086
>zamii
I never really got the appeal of her stuff. She wasn't that good of an artist but she was one of the most famous ones.
>>81598049
thats how shipper fangirls think
if you take that kind of thing seriously you might as well take saying "no homo" seriously to protect yourself from it
part of the joke of dave's character is his awkward brushes with sexuality
>>81598105
>rouge
>>81598122
Is that a reference to the mspaf admin?
>>81595043
It means "You don't need him"
>>81598179
Impeccable taste in weaponry.
>>81598181
she was never very good, and didn't deserve the popularity. She still didn't deserve the hate she got though.
>>81598098
they never did
it just goes alongside the drama now
>>81596561
Solid Snake and Eridan yiffing each other's buttsyou homo
>>81598105
BLOOD ISN'T ROUGE YOU BIG OL DUMMY ITS RED
>>81594685
#justiceforspades
He deserved better.
>>81598226
is drillgorg a fuckin admin now
>>81598226
read Jailbreak
>>81598245
Thank you. I'm sure I could alchemize something devastating with it.
>>81598250
okay there ipgd, you can turn your tripcode back on now
>>81598226
>he hasn't read jailbreak
oh no
>>81597667
>that Roxy with a thong
Halt at once, boner o' mineth!
>>81598251
>>81598198
>>81598226
no
>>81598263
before it died
>>81598290
Why's his little face angry all the time? Does he have an extra, tiny dick, too? Is his dick angry all the time? Is that face in fact his dick?
>>81598249
What if Rorb is actually a cueball
>>81598269
>>81598245
I want to see an incredible Gatorchompkind weapon right now! Drawfags where are you
>>81598309
yeah but what came first, the robot or the user?
>>81598280
I have, but I can't remember shit about it.
>>81598096
their fighting was about a girl
it was about karkat being jelaous of terezi being with someone else
and dave never gave a shit about karkat's outburst
i might be wearing my anti-yaoi scuba gear wrapped on too tight, but it's nothing in confront with your anti-hetero diving suit
>>81597892
I literally forgot what he did with the ring.
>>81598290
>being this autistic
>>81598130
I can imagine a handful of nerds dressed like technicolor daves all sitting around a stone table with half of them yelling and arguing and doing retarded things on the table, the other half trying to conduct conversation but being unable to do anything but spout ironic banter that leads nowhere.
>>81595176
That would've been great to use on )(IC and her ridiculous amount of hair.
>>81598329
anon asking the real questions here
>>81596393
Rogue of Mind
Shovelkind
Not all that sure about the class, but Mind definitely seems to be the aspect that would fit me with it's relations to thoughts and decisions
>>81596393
Same as last time.
Mage of Time.
Riflekind.
>>81598382
oh my fucking god this is so perfect
>>81598382
i lold
>>81598385
I've always wondered what her pubic mound was like. Most people insist on seadwellers being clean shaven but this is a woman who prizes growing hair.
>>81598350
I started looking at bear traps on google images and I found this beauty
>>81598350
I am imagining an enormous gas-guzzling version with handles where the button is, maybe with electrified teeth
So will we ever see John using the retcon to bring his dad back to life or what?
>>81596393
Knight of Light keyboardkind
>>81598365
the robot
>>81596393
Bard of Space
Batkind
>>81598468
is that a magic eye freedom?
>>81598440
oh /hst/ never change
>>81596393
Knight of Doom
Axekind
>>81598468
Fuck you
>>81598449
Kanaya wore this and Rose had to engage in complex Problem Sleuth-style puzzle solving shenanigans to be able to take the Virgo troll's virginity.
>>81598467
I heartily approve of this.
>>81596792
>Being this ignorant of Lovecraft lore
>>81594847
When was this 177-player session decided? Can we make it 178?
>>81597667
KingdomHeartsstuck
Fuck. Now I want this.
>>81598382
>people push blood and time's seats together when nobody is looking
>this pisses heart off to no end
>hope and doom sit on opposite ends and just stare at each other when not joining in the shitposting
>>81598334
hey i realised i haven't got much eridan who wants to post some art
>>81598622
pasta burgers
>>81598572
>he does it for freedom
Janitors being locked in the 4chan server room, being fed a steady diet of hot pockets and cheetos by their kidnapped parents, until they clean up enough posts to be released confirmed
>>81598622
I vote burgers.
>>81598628
it probably already exists
there are few things which haven't been crossed over with HS at this point.
>>81598622
cummies
>>81598607
Last thread I was asking some hypothetical questions regarding us entering a session and an anon took it as
>What if /hsg/ entered a session
and I think at that time the thread had something like 177 unique posters? or it was a random number he made up, but then we just started going off about that and when the thread died so did the conversation
>>81598634
all i have is old stuff
>>81595325
Yeah but Seer and Witch are literally the only 'very likely' inverses, not 100% confirmed even. All the other class inverses are speculation and don't be fooled just cos it's near the end, we still know nearly fuck all about classpects CANONICALLY
5 DAYS UNTIL DAVEKAT ENDGAME
5 DAYS UNTIL ENDLESS SHITOSTING AND HOMOPHOBE NAME-CALLING
5 DAYS UNTIL KAREZI WON'T BE MENTIONED IN THE EPILOGUE
5 DAYS UNTIL HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
AND SATURDAY IS VRISKA'S ULTIMATE FATE
/hst/ who is the greatest character and why is itDavepeta
>>81598702
good enough
>>81594685
never read the comic
will it be worth reading once it's finished?
>>81598733
>DAVEKAT ENDGAME
Good joke.
>>81597253
I left my Game Bro shirt under my bed and it got shit and pissed on by my cat for a week straight before I noticed the smell. I threw it out.
>>81598718
I thought she said something about Time and Space being inverse when speaking about the Void, and I remember her talking about another pair but I can't place which one it was? Maybe Thief and Rogue? Maybe that was Aranea who said thatremember that 8itch?
>>81598733
In 5 days, you won't even be thinking about Karkat ships.
Saturday is just going to be more setup for Vriska's ultimate fate in 5 days.
>>81598733
>5 DAYS UNTIL HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
no fuck that
>>81598757
Yes and once you do give us your opinion.
>>81596393
Mage of Breath (Derse Dreamer)
Flailkind.
>>81598750
Step aside, citizen, true hero coming through.
>>81597937
I completely forgot they existed.
>>81598757
Shit, man, I have no idea.
>>81598733
I'm not ready for the rest of my life.
It's scary.
>>81598757
yeah
come and post your progress once in a while
>>81598804
Held the fucking line/10
>>81598733
>5 DAYS UNTIL HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
Joke's on you, fucker, I nuked mine last year. Had some real vintage stuff in there, too.
>>81598733
>HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
hahaha ha ha. ha4 gigs of shit that's literally useless ;_;
>>81598836
angel why did you only come back when the comic was ending
>>81598733
>5 DAYS UNTIL HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
Nah.
>>81595185
sollux calls himself a prophet
thats all we really need to know mage is just an active seer
>>81598874
except meulin wasn't a prophet at all
>>81597667
Jane is actually Rebecca Sugar.
>>81595663
>jake being in john's square instead of jane
>>81598862
everybody came back when the announcement was made
i stopped by the homosuck board a few times. it got boring real fast once the spam took hold
>>81598868
Is that angel trying to rape Eridan
What's goin on there
>>81598874
Sollux is a prophet because he hears the voices of the soon to be deceased. Psychic powers don't have to have anything to do with game powers, like how Aradia's telekineses has nothing to do with time.
>>81598868
Why the fuck would a Davekat shipper delete his homestuck folder?
But who cares, Hussie fucking loves you assholes.
Can't wait for Dave embracing his girlfriend Karkat who had a good cry and defeated a midget.
So seriously how the fuck are we gonna wrap up the plot in the next handful of pages? Unless Act 7 ends up being actually like fifty pages stuffed into two somehow I'm not sure how it's possible.
>>81598768
I remember you posting this like half a year ago. fuckin sucks lmao
>>81596385
shes a serial monogamist, anon
remember hussie had to die to make slickpaint happen in the first place
someone submitted my calliope turning into caliborn post to BKEW lmao
>>81598733
jokes on you i dont have a homestuck folderonly an eridan oneand post more of him quick before some retard gets mads
>>81598956
Walkarounds?
>>81598945
>But who cares, Hussie fucking loves you assholes.
>hasn't acknowledged them at all in these updates, actually developing things away from davekat
Ok
>>81598423
>>81598510
>>81597814
Knight of Doom as well
>>81596385
>>81598971
Ms Paint is just a serial nursemaid.
It's not her fault that Jacks keep getting injured and she keeps tending to their injuries.
>>81598945
man why are you mad at me
>>81598968
Glad you appreciated and chronicled my suffering, random anon.
>>81599017
Nigger, I'm a Mage of Time, not a Knight of Doom. Fuck off with your ilk.
>>81598993
Quick-pick a number.
>>81599049
how would a mage of time even work
>>81597667
i like them but rose's hair is too long, and why is dave darker than both roxy and dirk?
i'm ready for the end
Saturday and Monday.
The greatest shitstorm days awaiting us.
>>81598945
>defeated a midget
you take that back.
very insensitive
>>81599090
413
did anyone here requested a serenity drawing yesterday?
>>81599111
>mage
no one knows
no one
>>81599049
Oh shit, I meant to click the original poster.
I'm sorry anon.
>>81599126
Not today, eri
>>81599090
311
>>81599146
I requested a source on the full version of this, does that count?
>>81599139
what's happening on saturday and monday
>>81598956
>The first half of EOA7 is basically putting everything back into how it was. Retconning literally everything. Makes everything that happened entirely worthless and dissappointing. Good ol' Homestuck vibes.
>The second half lists all the characters and relationship arrows that you can drag around.
>There are also slots for 'protags', 'supporting characters', 'big bad' etc.
>Once you're done you click on the HS house icon
>A rainbow colored, sparkly CANON sign appears and slowly fades to black
>The end
>>81598883
we know nothing about meulin in the game
>>81598945
>had a good cry and defeated a midget
literally the luckiest midget on the planet, that would require a miracle to beat. Rather decent feat desu.
That said Davejade > Davekat
Why didn't he participate in the Jackoff
>>81599111
I don't know. Mage is one of the ones that hasn't been explained in canon, as far as I know, though an explanation I got a few threads ago was:
>Always fucked over by time, but come out of it understanding it better
Which I kind of like.
>>81599151its okay bb. now come over and take this thick cock up your ass
>>81599179
they went by many names
ptkin was one of them iirc
they don't do smut anymore tho
>>81599201
Aw shit, having multiple endings could create so much butthurt.
>>81599235
Caliborn promised to kill him, so he's probably dead.
>>81599235
Same reason DD didn't show up
Hussiecat is a hack
>>81599144
>>81599174
Those numbers are not beyond the scope of my eri folder, but. It would be somewhat disruptive to dump that many.
Maybe I'll just post eris attached to whatever else I say.
>>81596603
>cant see shit cap'n
>>81599140
>>81599226
Anons, Karkat doesn't know that he beat the most luckiest character in the comic.Karkat doesn't know he can solo Mindfang and win.
>>81599201
I'd like that actually
I'd make the most retarded ending possibleo
Imagine a battle royal of Princes of every aspect.
Which one would come out on top?
>>81599259
I've never felt a deeper bond with another poster.
You bastard.
>>81599247
Yeah but where is the full picture
it's gotta exist if they made a cropped version
>last updates have no dialogue
>Calliope needs to hear Caliborn spoken to her to revert
>people think this is going to happen
>>81599301
PRINCE OF LIGHT
>>81599301
Kurloz can just calm everybody the fuck down by destroying rage
>>81596393
heir of time
spearkind
>>81599230
>>81599301
Prince of Time probably because complete time stops (destroy time)
>>81599339
Who?
2 days no Davekat
Fuck you Hussie
>>81599328
I haven't been able to find that guy's old works either. Surely someone archived them?
>>81599331
It's obviously not going to happen before 4/13. We already know what those updates will be about.
>>81599353
>>81599331
it was never confirmed theres no dialogue, thats just a guess based on the pattern of the ones weve already got.
>>81599382
>What is Monday
There you go. It's the lilypad update.
>>81599402
>>81599414
IPGD said its two pages
The problem with Mages is that Sollux is (at least for the parts that WE see him) pretty much done with the whole Sgrub thing and is pretty passive-aggressive about roles and destiny and all that shit. So whatever the role meant, it's pretty meaningless to him and he'd probably just as well do the opposite of what it says he should do just to spite it.
I think it's safe to say Mages have something to do with knowledge/vision, but exactly how and where it lies on the passive/active chart is unclear.
>>81599331
>a little speech bubble only with caliborn's head pops up
there i just solved your problem
>>81599423
hey fuck you seahorsedad goldfish are fucking delicious
>>81599423
let him have his god damn goldfish you monster
>>81599382
>still thinking Hussie ever actually cared
>>81599443
>>81599464
seahorsedad is the worst father
>4 more fucking days of shitty cocktease panels
Aaaaaaaugh
>worst Jack gets to live
>Spades dies in a fight he really had no reason to be in
>>81599494
You want cockteasing? Imagine when the 4/13 update drops and Hussie's site crashes immediately for the entire day or longer because he can't host interactive content on Youtube.
>>81599436
Mages probably have the most innate knowledge of their aspect from the start, like actual mages do
hence why Sollux wrote the death code and Meulin is so good at soul magic, they're like Mages in Warcraft: students of their practice
>>81599486
Seahorsedad didn't take his joy filled dead son to an early doubledeath.
So Act 7 is end-fight and epilogue? I had been assuming all the main plot shit would be wrapped up by now and A7 was just going to be a short "where are they now" feel-good flash.
>>81599524
Oh, don't worry.
I'm expecting it to not even actually end on 4/13.
>>81599182
Saturday is listed as AH, we finally know what is going to happen to Vriska.
>hussie finally made her love him
>hussie tied her up
>hussie molesting her
>hussie using the juju instead of vriska
And Monday is the Lilypad update, people are scared that Dave is going to embrace Karkat and they start smooching each other.
>>81599486
thank god erishrek is canon
>comic ends with zero dialogue
>>81599558
It probably will be less of a straight fight and more of a weird shit happening type situation.
>>81596393Monk from the old test with extra noncanon classes, substituted forSylph of Blood
sccrballkind
I've got a pretty sweet chipshot
>>81594814
No one has to say his name, all that needs to happen is that she goes to sleep
>>81597667
why do they all have wrist bands and watches
who wears that shit
>LE is defeated
>All the surviving cast is gathered on the lily pad
>John reaches for the door knob
>===>
>Homestuck. Roll Credits
>>81599627
What happens to Caliborn / LE when she does?
do you guys rememberOHAC?
>>81599558
The official Youtube description for Collide says explicitly that it was the final battle of Homestuck, even though the big bad is very much unharmed.
>>81599565
Setting yourself up for disappointment hard.
>>81597892
would you read a Homestuck Remastered?
Where's Jade's red string in this update
>you will never be pre-retcon Karkat
>you will never be (Vriska)
>you will never be Anthony Burch
Feels good man.
>>81596128
Fraymotifs cost boonbucks.
She gave everything to Jane, because she developed a sudden addiction.
>>81599670
Yes
I'll make it if I have to
>>81599558
ooorrr
>It will be high octane action and game mechanincs we've never seen before
>Nobody has any idea wtf went down
>Pushing the discussion about HS for another month at least
>>81599558
Calling it now, it's a Gigyas style 'fight', probably even playable.
>>81599558
The current updates are pretty epologish and feel good already. He's getting that out of the way so he can do *thing*, or get us to think he's going to do a thing, whatever.
>>81599666
No, you misunderstand.
I want it to fucking end, I'm just bracing for disappointment.
>>81599655
Nothing happens to Lord English because that would solve too many problems too quickly. What could happen is that the dead version of Caliborn from (Calliope)'s session surfaces.
>>81599681
>you'll never be the guy who got a bj from terezi and lived
>>81599734
Dude, if this shit does happen, it will happen in Act 7. No "too quickly" there.
>Vriska somehow becomes final boss
>Act 8
>>81599670
I'd make it, but I don't have that kind of time.
>the update hits on 4/13
>it's act 7 but its just a scheduled pool of daily updates for the entire year till the next 4/13
what do you do hsg?
>>81599674
Same place as John's pupils
>>81599795
I'd kill the guy posting below me
>>81599795
Induce coma on self.
>>81599795
dress up as joey and suicide-bomb the WhatPumpkin Studio
>>81599795not really care
>>81599795
this >>81599723
>>81599795
Grudgingly postpone my suicide.
>>81599838
>Momkat
holy shit.... my dick
>>81599795
Take my gun, look up where Hussie lives, make my way to his home, bust down his door, find him, pull out my gun andblast my fucking brains out all over him.
>>81599674
DAVEJADE CONFIRMED SUNK
eri's cape was cool and he had a neat gun
too bad he had to do nothing wrong
Act 7 is a MMORPG.
>>81599879
It's a poorly drawn picture of Karkat as a woman, anon.
What do you think that says about yourself?
>>81599429
she said two html containers, it's probably dialogue in walkaround or flash
So you know all that nonsense Davepeta mentioned about transcendant immortal selves with all of your versions' memories?
What if that shit happened to Jack
>>81599973
I actually think it may be a game
>>81599942
No, Act 7 is just going to be Hiveswap
Walkaround flash is canon
>>81599949
that the thirst is real
>>81599949
daddy horny
>>81600000
the get confirms
>>81599988
Undertale style walkaround rpg
>>81594685
I was gonna ask where her carapace joints were but now I realize she never had any. What the fuck
>>81599993
>go to site
>see update
>click
>PREORDER NOW!
>Click here for special Kickstarter backers-only preview.
I need a walkaround. I want to make Rose and Dirk talk.
>>81599949
>What do you think that says about yourself?
Says that my boner cannot be stopped.
Three unavoidable things in life.
Death.
Taxes.
And the fact that I can find a way to masturbate to both of them.
>>81600038
Hussie wouldn't do that.Right?
>>81600056
She might be an albino leprechaun for all we know.
>>81599627
>Vriska puts Calliope to sleep from the dreambubbles
One last chance for her to be a huge 8itch
>>81600091
Leprechauns are all male though.>futa ms paint confirmed
>>81600056
Hussie's only ever drawn joints on the royalty. He's lazy as fuck with carapacians.
>>81600108
But why though? Doing that isn't going to get rid of the creepy orange man trying to molest her.
>>81600117
>all male
>futa
Why isn't davekat this cute?
>>81600183
Davekat can never be that cute, it's a codependent relationship
>>81600183
>ye olde painfully generic shipping art
>>81600177
If it has a dick it's a man, baby.
>>81600183
Because the patriarchy prevents you from seeing homosexual pairings as cute
Saturday: Vriska: Alive, Dead or Reduced to Joke Relationship with Hussie AND WHO THE FUCK WILL USE THE JUJU?
Sunday: PM meets Mayor, Karkat gets picked up by mommy Kanaya and he shows her his impressive feat of beating a small midget. He is also happy.
Monday: Jake is now surrounded by Felt and everyone is impressed, Karkat and Dave have a tearful reunion and they hug and kiss each other.
Tuesday: Dad appears on the Lilypad, John is happy to meet him and the Sburb door appears. Everyone is happy to go through it.
Wednesday: The End.
>>81600183
Reminder that Karezi won't be happening in the epilogue.
>>81600237
Or maybe Davekat just isn't cute
>>81600183
It could be, if someone drew Dave doing the exact same thing Terezi is doing
>>81600261
i would feel so fucking mad
>>81600278
Nah, someone should draw Clover doing that.
>>81600237
I don't know....JohnKat is pretty cute too.
Which homestuck character is your favourite to read?
For me, it's caliborn or slick.
>>81600183
>implying
>>81600380
Are you serious?
>>81600348
Johnkat is very cute.
>>81600380
To be fair, Karezi has had some horrifying art too
>>81596768
here u go bud
>>81600424
Shorts with thigh highs is top tier
>>81600424
I like the Jade in this one. There's something off about Rose, but I'm not sure what.
>>81600436
Ah, yes. Classic artist.
>>81600532
she's fat
>>81600516
nice tz
>>81600532
Her legs are stubby as fuck.
>>81600380
DELETE THIS
any homestuck weight gain art?
pls say yes
>>81600528
Jade rocks short shorts better than anyone
>>81600581
WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME AGAIN?
>>81600516
Damn. Nice. Nothing better than Terezi in a suit, I'll tell ya.
>>81600619
Aradia and Roxy do it better, someone provide evidence
>>81600672
so wrong
>>81600598
Take your fat and fuck off.Chaz has some on her tumblr
>>81600719
at least his legs were already broken
>>81594882
So did John die in the fight? We haven't seen his irises for a while.
Just in case hussie retro-copies my idea, I was going to let people choose-their-own-endgame-ship before the actual flash, then let the flash dynamically show them. Like pre-generate backgrounds and just place the pairs as the player originally selected.
This was for my fanfic which I'll probably never make now.
>>81600516
That's a rather fetching Terezi, good shit anon.
>John died during the fight
>but because he's unstuck from continuity copies of him cannot exist
>instead of a dream ghost John being created upon his death and his body staying behind he simply revived on the spot
>John is now immortal in the worst way possible
>>81596109
Primary reason was probably just to make sure the B2 prospit kids went god tier
>>81599584
>"S3RK3T" is the last word said by a character
>"[AG]" is the last word of Homestuck written
What did mr skeltal do with Vriska's dumb coat
>>81600770
No, it's a fake-out.And a sign.
Who was projecting the hardest?
>>81600840
i thought the last word was "asked"
>>81597561
Wait they're back in stock? Or are you talking about the PS books?
>>81600779
m8, Act 7 was finished months ago.
>>81600598
There's atonof it. The chubstuck/fatstuck tags on Tumblr have a decent amount with the downside of no quality filter. I've drawn a bit, which is on rose-anon.tumblr.com. So have Chaz (chazzerporn) and Klok (iwillmakeyousuffer).
>>81600853
Made the Cairo Overcoat
Put it on
Got kicked in the head by a nerd wearing socks with sandals
>>81600896
I know, I'm saying that I don't want people to say I copied it if I actually make it
>>81596393
Mage of Doom
Guitarkind and Soccerballkind
>>81600770
Irises only disappear when a character realizes they've died
Post short shorts
>>81600861
Vriska
the answer is always Vriska
SPADES SLICK DID NOTHING WRONG
>>81600902
>check chaz's blog
>http://chazzerporn.tumblr.com/image/142444719181
Oh
At least she doesn't have a dogdick
>>81600719
Fat aradia disgusts me.
>>81600261
Let's be real this is probably going to be the way the comic ends.
>>81595043
How come we've been making fun of Karkat and Vriska all this time, when Spades Slick has just been posthumously made the biggest cuck in the history of Homosuck
>>81600866
True, my bad then.
>>81600770
John dies at the end, just wait for the endgame doorknob to turn into a dick.
>>81597667
Jake needs to be more feeble and dirk more muscular, with a way less shitty complexion, and all of them except Rose and Jane need an outfit change. other than those flaws yeah it's very good
>>81600861
As much as I hate Vriska, Karkat for sure.
>>81600937
The best
So how are they going to defeat LE once and for all? Obviously John's retcon powers are going to be used in some way, but how?
>>81599734
>>81599655
>There are people who are so dumb, they actually think the Caliborn from Alt Calliope's timeline will somehow become relevant and take over a version of Calliope that is completely unrelated to him
It will just be regular Caliborn retard
>>81600948
Where did the idea of Jade being this giant amazon big titted babe come from? Look at the comic man, she's adorable.
>inb4 jack noir stabs pm in the back and puts both rings on the foot since he has no right arm
calling it
>>81601021
They won't.
Something will happen to make him not a threat.
I'm guessing they will find a way to keep him from entering the new universe.
>>81601039
She can shrink and enlarge bodies at will
>>81597710
Dave and terezi used a combination of their classpect abilities to see the best outcomes and time shenigans them into happening. Back in like act 5 I think fraymotifs were bought in game from vendors, the trolls have them all, the kids only a few, but they're just special classpect attacks like buyable magic/abilities in FF and such. Hussie just neglected them recently because it's not like they've been needing to grind against imps for a while. There are solo fraymotif attacks and also "classpect team ups" and since the trolls have them all that's why terezi and dave could team attack even though his session didn't have a mind player (i cba to make that better formatted and readable, mspa wiki them if you don't understand)
>>81601021
John will literally beat baby Caliborn to death
>>81601039
Being related to Jane, and being in charge of repopulation.
That being said I want to see something where it's just how she's worship, as some ancient fertility goddess
>>81601021
>kids and company are fighting Caliborn in whatever retarded way he shows up
>he uses THE WEAPON to trap the Beta kids and banishes it to fuck all
>Vriska uses THE WEAPON at the exact "same time" in the flash and it spits out the Beta kids
>they simply beat him to death
>>81601084
DELETE THIS SHIT
NOW
SOMEONE POST FAT BLACK DAVE NOWWWWWWW
>>81600840
I never considered that the last part of Act 7 could just be a huge memo.
>>81599662
Is that blackpool?
>>81601039
>Implying she isn't both at once
But yeah Jade is basically a blank canvas for a very, very large amount of fetishes.
I think her being a potential size-shifter kind of influenced artists towards making everything about her massive.
>>81600861
Vriska is jealous of other people having romantic relationships that aren't pale.
She also convinces herself and tells Kanaya that she doesn't have time for a black/red relationship.
Karkat keeps harassing her for a spade relationship.
Kanaya auspitized Karkat and told her how (Vriska) works when she loses all ambitions.
Reminder that the man who made Homestuck and the man who ruined Homestuck are the same person
>>81601062
Maybe he'll take a combined shoosh papping from Karkat, Davepeta, and Calliope
That'll calm his 1/4 juggalo ass down
>>81600840
>TEREZI: L3TS H4V3 TH3 F1LTH13ST S3X 3V3R S3RK3T
Final flash is eighty eight minutes of Terezi and Vriska fucking each other. And it's all IMMA RUB MY CUM IN YO BURNSCARS tier.
>Hussie gets a GF
>comic goes to shit
>Hussie dumps his GF
>comic gets better again
Coincidence?
>>81601164
He only ruined Homestuck cause Rachel and her Tumblrites forced him into it
>>81601188
so that for sure happened? huh.
>>81601164But Rachel isn't a man, anon
Jokes asides I wonder what Homestuck would have been like these days if Hussie hadn't lost his dad, money, enthusiasm and humility.
>>81601117
>Jade living on the new world that worships versions of the kids as gods
>goes into some small souvenir shop somewhere
>suddenly finds herself surrounded by fuckloads of pieces of art and statues of her
>all of them have her as this giant fertility goddess with six massive tits and weird disproportional vaginas, like those old statues archaeologists dig up
>>81601188
>comic gets better again
>????
and hussie didn't dump rachel, that's just a lie she keeps propagating to stop people from calling her a cunt
I really want to know what the fuck Act 7 is. ipgd said on twitter that it's unbelievable.
But I will have to wait a week, like everyone else.
>>81601188
>>81601196
More reason to never stick it in crazy
>>81601188
>Hussie is a skinny nerd
>comic is shit
>Hussie gets buff
>comic gets better again
>>81601188
>comic gets better again
What? Where?
>>81601215
So you mean if he never dated Rachel?
I am having a literal butthur over disarming bec noir and killing spades slick
and spades slick was killed whe he was fucking helping
>>81601233
then are they still together or something
why would you lie about something like that
>>81598628
I already wrote that fic.
it was baaaad
>>81601188
>Hussie exists
>utter shit
>>81601236
It will span multiple websites, involve real-life horses, cost a million dollars, and involves acts illegal in Mississippi, Idaho, and Maine. The final update will include the completed Bard Quest.
>>81601215
He really should have held that kickstarter off until after HS was finished.
I think it probably would have been mostly the same though, but with less guest art. The seeds for the retcon plot were already sewn before any odd gentlemen drama.
>>81601267
are you saying rachel killed hussies dad
>>81601282
nobody lied, she probably told her friends to shitpost about it anonymously
yes thye are still together
>people are eating it up
>>81598776
Time and space are counterparts, space and void are opposites, heart and mind are counterparts too, but that's just because themes. Sorry, Rachel from whatpumkpin also told bkew that he was incorrect about inversion, you CAN consider aspects opposite, but what looks like inversion is often the narrative trope of "not accepting your calling moody hero teen", I would love for a full system to exist, and that's why I still read bkew, but I can't accept it as a basis for theories because it's incorrect
Reminder that Karkat knew about Nepeta's crush on him and refused to acknowledge it because he thought it was creepy.
Oh, and he also called her autistic.
>>81601321
If there's not going to be any substance, it's at least better to go out with style.
>>81600861
Hussie killing off any version of Vriskat happening.
Good riddance.
>>81601385
Well she is pawsitively pawtistic.
>>81601321
Eh, it's more of a wrap up than anything, sort of like what happened after Descend
Does there really need to be words?
hussie better revive spades slick
>>81597667
You
Me
And a dark, shady alley
Bring it!
>(Tavros) found his courage again, gathered up an army, tapdanced on Lord English's head, and gained all the self-esteems
>Meanwhile (Vriska) had her facade crack, insecurities exposed, and then she turned into an irrelevant, lonely crying mess after being dumped
>They meet again
How would it go?
"Hey boss, about the prints..."
"Whats wrong, WP employee #5?"
"Are they really worth $10? I mean, fans buy anything but-"
"You are right, my man. These should be $11! You get a promotion, hiveswap can have your name on the credits."
"This job is killing me..." *audience laugher*
>>81601385
Yet he was going to go for Nepetaquest, not Vriskaquest or LetsfinfSolluxquest
>>81601480
(Tavros) acting friendly to her and she still feels guilt-tripped for being an ass to him?
>>81599333
More like "Which one falls on a banana skin and breaks his own neck"
I mean come on. Princes may be the most potentially dangerous warriors but take a second to think about how happy a prince of light's life would be, destroying his own luck and info and relevance is more likely to happen than mastering his abilities, like a toddler with a handgun
>>81601496
i want a 7 foot sticker of dad punching through my wall
>>81601385
>>81601506
Coming Soon
Act 7: Nepetaquest
>>81599368
Nope. That would be the opposite, since aradia, a maid (creation/healing) does that. a prince of time wouldn't have much to their own
>>81601304
I'm saying Rachel is the root of all Hussie's problems
hey
i wanna make a hsg wiki, who's with me?
we could have a list of common trips, and all the newfags could go there to learn all about the latest cool memes.
sounds cool?
>>81601188
I wish this was the case when act 6 began.
Alpha kids had so much potential and it got fucking ruined by teenage drama.
>>81600261
>Davekat happens
>John gets really mad
>not because they're gay
>but because Dave lied about being gay to his face
>>81601618
No, fuck off.
>>81601137
no it's eridan
>>81601638
do we really need john being an idiot for no reason
post john/roxy now or i shoot
Have you ever jerked off to an update?
>>81601618
There's an HSG wiki. Not our HSG, but an HSG.
>>81601618
If it keeps the tripamefags away from this board by curating their wiki sites, then yes definitely, go ahead.
post yfw vriska escapes all karma coming to her
>>81601674
Sure thing, buddy.
>>81601693
is she sick
>>81601703
btw what will happen to sbahj? is Hussie just going to end it on this "cliffhanger"?
>>81601677
As a matter of fact, I just finished jerking off to the pages of Calliope holding Ms. Paint's and Jade's hands.
>>81601618
Fuck off.
>>81600476
sweet lord, it's terrifying
>>81596393
Mage of Breath in the land of Gold and Sand. Daggerkind because knives are the best shit ever. Prospit dreamer. Im basically the Rose+John of my session, in that Im off doing important shit to make sure the game runs smoothly, so my coplayers never see me except when they need advice/are about to fuck shit up.
inb4 freedom
>>81601720
What do you mean "Post yfw"
>>81601761
You could say that.
>>81601767
Ok, here. LE is defeated inside the final page of sbahj. You heard it here first.
>>81601693
But why is she angry
>>81601767
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/
>"ARFTER #46: a bunch of other comomics to!"
>>81596393
Page of Mind (no, not that PoM), flailkind.
Flails are underrated.
>>81601726
>this will happen after people see Act 7
>or better: this will happen when people see the lilypad monday update
>>81601850
I may or may not have a skull for a head.
I was actually hoping uu would keep Calliope's dress sense.
>>81601870
if davekat is canon im gonna blow my fucking brains out
Would you a Calliope?
>>81596393
Knight of Void
Knifekind
>>81600476
holy shit
>>81601941
welcome to the knight fields motherfucker
>>81601938
Of course I would.
Not that one, though. Fleshy faces are repugnant.
>>81601976
angel could you draw some john/roxy
>>81601938
Yes, but a good one rather than the one you posted.
>>81601938
WOULD I?!
>>81601938
I would that Calliope
>>81601999
sure
>>81601938
I would a Calliope with my eyes closed and thenyell Caliborn just before climax to see the look of shock and pain on her faceand then do a caliborn for like two seconds before I get crowbarred
>>81602029
hell yeah thanks
I miss her.
>>81596393
Witch of Doom
Tolietpaperkind
>>81602047
you dont need her
>>81602033
>not yelling Caliborn and then nutting balls deep
how would mate with calliope
she doesn't have any genitals
>>81602047who
>>81602085
She can still give fellatio
>>81602085
>not wanting hot snake sex
>>81602014
Is this by shelby?
>>81602085
Then what did Caliborn get huge boners with
>>81602140
It is
>>81602085
She does when she's a snake.
>>81602073But I do.
>>81602119Honestly, I thought this thread was dead and it was safe to shitpost.
But it'ssomeone who used to be in here.
>>81602154
caliborn had no boners
>>81602130
>gatrchmpkind
>>81602073
What did you mean by that?
>>81602085
Bite her tail.
I thought the comic made the quite obvious.
>>81601720
I'd be more surprised, if she didn't.
>>81601980
there's just so many fucking knights and mages man.
>>81602130
>>81602160
wouldn't having sex with a giant snake that can circle around a sun many times over be hard?
>>81602186
What did he get wet to, then? He clearly got some sort of boner-type deal.
>>81602227
What are you, a wussy?
>>81602219
dungeons and dragons in this bitch
>>81602085
Callie Ohpeee does
>>81602227
It would be hardfor you.
>>81602202
Garchomp? As in the Pokemon?
>>81602219
tells you a lot about the group dynamics of this place, doesn't it?
>>81602227
Aren't you up for a challenge?
>>81602227
When there's a will, there's a way.
Follow your dreams nigga.
stupid question, but can kanaya
>>81602266
Maybe cherubs masturbate by turning into tiny snakes and biting their own tails?
>>81602341
yes
>>81602296
>white scelera
triggered
>>81602130
If Alt Calliope destroys the Green Sun and it becomes a black hole AKA cherub mating grounds, do you think Lord English will pop a boner and fly there to have giant snake hatesex with her?
>>81602341
NEVER DOUBT KANAYA
>>81602341
kan canaya
>>81602356
Then I'll bite Calliope's tail for her. Sounds hot as hell.
>>81596393
Prince of Life.
Golfclubkind
>>81602385
kan canye?
>>81601480
theyget togethertavros wears the pants in the relationships and vriska is his obedient arm candybecause she'll do anything to be paid attention to after the meenah debacleand then they live happily ever afterhey, an anon can dream, right
>>81602363
almost definitely
ipgd was raving about Act 7 and she has an incest fetish
that's why
>>81602341
>>81602341
>you will never have hot dirty con bathroom sex with a Kanaya cosplayer
>>81602423
Name a fetish iggypiggy doesn't have.Hetero Fetish
>>81602466
A good taste fetish
I wanna put a cake in her oven.
>>81602466
is hetero fetish even a thing.
Jack sure is cute in this update, but REMINDER:
>Genocided Prospit and Derse
>Killed Mom, Dad, and Bro
>Killed the best exile (Aimless Renegade)
>Wrecked havoc on the trolls' session
He is beyond redemption and will receive proper justice.
>>81602575
>He is beyond redemption
Yes
>will receive proper justice.
Not going to happen AR
>>81602569
yeah, some of you guys have it
>>81602569
Pretty sure that's what the majority of straight people have.
>>81602575
Dave's going to lock him in the slammer.
>>81602569
See everyone that says Davekat's not canon.
>>81596721
How many more of these are there? Who's the artist btw? I really like these and the art for Rumble at the Rink.
>>81602643
So Hussie has a hetero fetish?
>>81602643
so everybody on the planet then
>>81602640
Slammer? You must be really mad at crimes to call it that
>>81596721
>lowbloods
>mutants
>at the front of the theater
>not at the back
>not poor enough to even see a movie
This drawing is fundamentally flawed.
>>81602612
I always forget their name, but they deleted all of their Homestuck stuff from tumblr. Here's an imgur they made, thankfully.
http://imgur.com/a/7RAjh#0
new thread when
On a scale from 1-10 how cute is Jade
AA: hi dave my names aradia
TG: christ
TG: youre a fan of one of my websites arent you
TG: what asshole gave you my chumhandle
TG: also what was your favorite thing i did you liked
TG: and what did you think was so great about it
TG: also
TG: asl???
AA: um
AA: 6 a girl and a place very close to you
how did aradia know what ASL meant?
>>81602701
100
>>81602684
Please keep Equius RP to a minimum.
>>81602701
8.7
>>81602700
never we're not a fucking general
>>81602701
Jade.cuteness = Vriska.weight;
>>81602701
Normal Jade: 7
Dog Tier Jade: 8
Jade swearing: 1000000
>>81602687
this picture is the BEST
