The wrong Jack won the Ms. Paintbowl
I bet PM still has one last piece of mail on her to give to someone.
>>81594685
You killed the other thread you fucking DOUBLE NIGGER
only a matter of time
>Have to wait til tomorrow to see Crowbar worship Jake
I'm tired of waiting Hussie
Back on subject with out 177-player Session and how it will go and who is shipped with whoBowmanon and ipgd
Act 7 is Hiveswap
>>81594847
>not ipgd/hussie
>>81594814
I don't think anyone around knows Caliborn's name.
Is Wayward Vagabond still alive
Is Dave still gay for some reason out of nowhere
I'm way behind, and these are the only things that matter to me
DAVEKAT WHINERS SUCK IT
>>81594889
Jake does
>>81594814
THERES NO TIME LEFT FOR ANY BIG TWISTS LIKE THIS YOU GODDAMN HOMO ERECTUS.
>>81594907
Yes.
Probably.
>>81594847
>Bowmanon
I swear we talk about him more than he actually posts.
>Is Wayward Vagabond still alive
si, he was with calliope and sleeping jade, so he should be nearby jack and ms paint. he also has a serenity full of information.
>>81594907
yes
yes
>>81594923
>implying
My salt with this update is off the charts.
Slick died for this shit.
>>81594889
Gamzee?
>the reason Dirk rips out Csliborn's soul is so they don't kill Calliope
>>81584896
>tfw classpect test gives me Mage of Doom
I don't even know what I do
>>81594907
>Dave "still" gay
Dave was born't that way.
>>81594847
Fuck off shipping, especially with 176 people, would destroy the session much faster than the game could
>>81594923
This is Hussie we're talking about here.
If he were an airline pilot, he'd do a roll moments before touchdown just because.
>>81594817
But Anon.
Saturday is Vriska Judgement Day.
Will Hussie win?
Will he make Vriska fall in love with him?
Human-marry him?
Will they hold the juju together, because Vriska found true love?
>>81594989
Get bitches and God Tier TWICE
>>81594923
>The last pannel is just her killing them all in one fell swoop
The End
>This is the 10,000 "page" of Homestuck.
What does it mean?
>>81594989
Mages are like Seers, but more of an active role in the game, where as Seers are quite passive
>>81595043
>What does it mean?
>not "What emotion does this face convey?"
>>81595043
Time to hire an editor.
>>81595043
>10,000 "page" of Homestuck.
>of Homestuck.
>>81594919
How though?
>>81595031
I am STILL convinced that all those little bits with Hussie mindcontrolled are Vriska doing something and needing to reach back in time to do so after they won
>>81595043
it means jack is either high or delirious from blood loss
What did she mean by this?
>>81594994
>Redwood is still around
>He posts in MSPA threads
I thought of you the other day. There's a guy at my new job that made his own Miles Morales cosplay.
>>81595043
AND YOU GOT ONE
>>81595110
instrumental to lord english's defeat
>>81594814
>gamzee's first real line in 4 years is "CALIBORN"
>>81595043
boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
>>81595038
>bad end ending just so the game and Homestuck 2.0 becomes that much more of a hot topic.
That would actually be intriguing to be quite honest familia.
>>81595110
>>81595045
>>81594989
ignore that guy, the comic says nothing at all about mages or doom
>>81595133
holy shit anon
>>81595185
AND IT NEVER WILL
THANKS HUSSIE
>>81595103
TH4NKS DOC
>>81595110
If Homestuck didn't hiatus for almost two years this kind of stuff would probably show up again
>>81595088
Wasn't it back when Caliborn started fucking with Jake talking about how he would "respect" him or some shit because Jake was gonna get strong?
>>81595249
its not him that forgets this kind of thing its us
see" dirk using fancysanta
>>81595103
TH4NKS DOC
>>81595185
But we know about class/aspect inversion thanks to Calliope! So by knowing how Seer class and Life aspect work, we can assume the inverse
>>81594814
On the one hand, this would be an incredible twist, but on the other, I need her happy at the end.
>>81595082
>with his opposite arm gone this would happen to Jack every time now
Heh.
Aside from a sprite-flip, of course.
>>81595249
Could it be that ferromagnetic spirits in a W-shaped bottle and an umbrella made out of razor blades are the kind of items that would just be deemed useless and thrown away???????
>>81595325
Fuck off BKEW
>>81595303
>dirk using fancysanta
and lets not forget but one page beforehand
I still have hope
>>81595325
>>81595303
I never forgot the fancysantas.
DAMN MS PAINT GOT SOME NICE TITTIES
>>81594814
So is he gonna take over?
OrIS SHE GONNA BECOME LORD ENGLISH?
>>81595110
Legend has it that whoever consumes the magnetic wodka will be overwhelmed by an otherworldly power rivaled by no other as well as severe stomach cramps and led poisoning. Being able to stick to metal objects is worth it though.
>letting the Jack who murdered nearly every Kid, troll, exile and guardian live
>>81595043
nice titty
>>81595381
>>81595367
Not BKEW but I think most things he says about that shit makes sense, even if he is off his rocker a little
>>81594814
>>81595375...do we know if Calliope has a trickster lollipop on her sylladex
>>81595472
>I think most things he says about that shit makes sense
>>81595472
>>81595408
No one vengeful has seen him yet.
As soon as John or Rose see him, it's curtains for Jack.
>>81595043
10 000 hours in ms paint
>>81595472
>but I think most things he says about that shit makes sense
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>81594685
Ms. Paint isTHICK
nice, the we love fine sale today is for the quest bed blankets and posters
>>81595472
No they don't. It's more than "a little", it's a tower made out of illogical inferences standing on only each other, and every time Hussie laughs the bottom ones out of existence BKEW still keeps their dependents as valid.
>>81595558
>>81595518
>>81595499
Why is he looked down on like this? I don't spend much time in /hsg/
Please enlighten me
>>81595525
John couldn't be assed to get mad at betty crocker, what makes you think he's gonna get mad at the guy who killed his dad?
>>81594910
has tumblr caught wind of this yet
i don't want to get raided by them again
>>81595545
lewd
>>81595603
>in /hsg/
he's looked down on everywhere
the author's wife or something told him he was wrong...and BKEW said SHE was wrong and that she was just too blind to see his theory was right
>>81595582
Also apparently the full homestuck discography on bandcamp is 70% off. So that's neat, but I kind of feel like everyone who wants it already has it.
>>81595648
>wife
>>81594910
I'm not upset.
I'm just disappointed.
The Vriska revival was bad enough, but then he just pulls this outta nowhere
>>81594923
Except this is literally the most straightforward way to lead into the kids vs Caliborn on his planet fight we KNOW is coming.
What other way can you think of that would 1: Give Caliborn the Ring and 2: Cause the kids to drop everything they're doing and retcon jump to Caliborn?
PIGGY COME BACK AND TELL ME SLICK ISN'T DEAD
please. Somebody ;_;. He can't go out like this. This isn't right. It isn't fair
>>81595619
Because he killed his dad.
And killed John at least twice.
>>81595133
Fuuuck, that's exactly what's going to happen, isn't it
>>81595603
His conclusions are convoluted, he gets really attached to his theories even as they become increasingly ridiculous with the story as it progresses, and he builds new theories off of old ones before they've even been confirmed. He got one thing right as far as I've heard and that was the Lil Hal - Scratch connection, which I thought was silly but my favorite Scratch aficionado saw merit in anyway.
>>81595648
>the author's wife
it's like watching two undertale fans who just caught up arguing
>>81595711
Don't lose your head anon, I'm certain he'll be back one last time.
>people believe ipgd when she says davekat is canon
You do know the fact that she's saying that means it's not true, right?
smiling teens the series
>>81595693
It might not have happened at all.
>>81595402
He was always in charge.Suckers
>>81595753
Yeah, just like there's no way Shrek would be in the EoA6 flash, that's just insane
>>81595726
>>81595648
Oh okay, I've never dug super deep into any of his theories, I just thought the classpect inversion stuff was interesting when I was doing Pageofhope's title test
Thanks for the heads up from now on when I see him on my dash
>>81595753
Yeah pretty much. She kinda shot herself in the foot by saying it was endgame.
>>81595771
Lord English is already here anon.
>>81595753
/hst/ is literally getting strung along by an attention whoring female tripfag
it's fucking pathetic.
>>81595603
his theories don't fit homestuck's style or story and only very rarely come close to what happens
>>81595753
she 100% believes there's several gay pairings even if it ends in dirk-style straight kisses
>>81594910
I don't care about Davekat but ipgd already said she avoided spoiling herself on plot when offered a look, so she didn't see anything. If her source is asking Hussie over dinner or something, that's already 2 chances of you being fucked with, from 2 people who both like to fuck with you.
>>81594910
Maybe it's pale.
>>81595746
>Don't lose your head
Fuck you. Goddamnit this should not be happening. Jack is a fucking murderer who'd probably stab Ms.Paint the second he found a knife. Also I thought PM was Jack's waifu
POST GOOD HOMESTUCK FANART
NO SHIPPING P L E A S E
>>81595176
Probably johns most effective weapon
Shame he never picked up abother strife specibus to assign to umbrellakind
>>81595648
>author's wife
did he marry rachael lol?
>>81595883
Who is this man beside John?
>>81595753
Just like how she lied about Homestuck returning when it did, or Shrek?
This is denial.
>>81595753
Someone who punches gay deers can't be a liar anon. This is primary school shit.
>>81595914
>>81595914
Have a random one
>>81595841
Do you know this for a fact? Who is Lord English? Do you consider Caliborn of all people to be a reliable narrator?
>>81595746
what the fuck is wrong with their noses
>>81595914
Here's my favorite
does anyone here know jack shit about bio
I need to write a paper on how the Mimivirus could cause an epidemic and how we would deal
>kindness and bravery
>>81595976
>Do you know this for a fact?
If there's one thing that Homestuck has established unambiguously as a fact it is that. If you were to take a single thing out of the entire Homestuck comic it should be that "Lord English is already here."
>>81595914
>>81595994
This Lord English Jack went out like a bitch. I was expecting a little more from him
>>81596045
I wish Davepeta weren't so hideous. Davesprite was a stylish motherfucker.
>davekat happens
>Its' davepeta
>both davekat and karpeta are canon
how do you react?
>>81596085
Rejoice.
>>81596085
>>81596081
Why? He was a pawn who was given a fragment of Lord English's power so that he could go on a rampage for no particular reason.
>>81596083
davepeta a cute
>>81596085
"no"
but why didn't Kanaya use fraymotifs
>>81596044
You'd probably have better luck in a thread not about a webcomic.
how about that dahniwitchoflight.tumblr.com dude
what about their theories
>>81596078
it just hit me that the usual headcanon for Jake (more tan than the other kids) really reminds me of dipsy from teletubbies
>>81596085
yeah sure whatever
>>81596144
holy shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>81596128
That's what happens when you spend all you boonies on your blood habit.
>>81596138
all of the space ones are immediately moot as they aren't based off of the recent lonliness revelation. basically don't trust any classpect theories anywhere as they're all liable to change until the word of andrew becomes law somewhere
>>81596094
>>81596128
Too busy with makeup.
>>81596136
i want help from here though
>>81596128
She's just shit okay
Everyone was significantly depowered for this flash, even Lord English himself was fighting like a miniboss.
>>81596111
These fucking noses ruin the whole picture
>>81596236
Nothing wrong with it, you've grown so sensitive to nose aberrations you can't tell left-in shape sketches apart from Tumblrnose anymore.
>>81594685
look at how ruined that dress is
holy shit Ms. Paint you suck at sewing
>>81596128
She is not very good at space.
>>81595074
newfag get out
>>81595914
from my favourite folder
So why did LE know to search the farthest ring for (Calliope) again? Was it stated how he found out about her?
>>81594685
Ms. Paint is a dirty CHEATING WHORE
WAHHHHH
Seems like we have a slightly different cast of people right now
What is your classpect and strife specibus?we need to talk about something that's not noses and why Kanaya blows
>>81596236
how's this?
>>81596355
Superior rose
dirk kinda sucks at teamwork don't he
>>81596372
I believe we're supposed to assume that since he's his other half of his Caliborn parts she has the potential to disrupt or even take over his body. I don't think it was explicitly explained, though.
>>81596393
Mage of Space
Glovekind maybe?
>>81596395
Yep, much better
>>81596434
>Mage of Space
oi faggot thats me.
>>81595408
he was probably just mad with power. i'm pretty sure making him literally weaker than he was before putting on the ring is punishment enough. pottery too.
>>81596430
Could it be he finds out when someone says his name in the upcoming updates?
>>81596395
Also I'm sorry if you're the actual artist, my original statement was a little extreme, it wasn't that bad.
>>81596485
>hero of kvatch.png
I hate Bec Noir. I hope that Lord English kills him. He killed The Guardians and The Trolls dreamselves so he deserves it most of all. I want him to get the Gamzee treatment: Nonstop abuse
>>81596393
Knight of hope
Wandkind
>>81596128
She doesn't have any, her role with Space is SYMBOLIC.
>>81596144
I'm not sure I understand.
>>81596453
>>81596434
That brings up the question I had about our 177 player session last thread that never got answered
Do we know what happens if you have two of the same class or two of the same aspect in a session? If you have two Space players, who does what? Do they both have to? I would assume with the supposed 48 player Squiddle session they HAD to have repeats
if you could have hussie draw one thing, what would it be?
>>81596561
>debating whether or not to order the PS books this very moment.
if I won, I'd get him to draw crush and ice from AIDS again, posing as a team
>>81596144
ALL skin colors are NONCANON and bad. Leave it blank, they don't have colored skin at all.
>>81596561
slow and solid
>>81596393
Seer of Void.god I'm so fucked
Tomekind.
>>81596561
A good ending.
>>81596561
metastuck
>>81596393
I'm this >>81594989 faggot, and as for specibus, I'd go Spearkind. I love me a good spear
>>81596603
GRIMDARK BE WITH YE YOUNG SOUL
>>81596553
Maybe they have to collect frogs as usual only it'll be far more easier given the multiple knights that could help them out.
>>81596439
>>81596494
I literally did that in two minutes with clone stamp tool, I must be better at image editing than I thought if you think I'm the original artist
don't be a pussy, the noses ARE terrible
>>81596561
I have an original Hussie sketch of sprite-mode Nepeta and Equius in a Problem Sleuth book I bought from him at a con 6 years back. At this point I'd probably request Calliope decking Caliborn.
>>81596393
Heir of Blood, Macekind
>>81596553
Space can't repeat, other aspects can as can roles. There are some aspects we haven't encountered (some aspects are rarer than others). Yes, I'm making this up.
>>81596561
John using the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer to use Ancestral Awakening and turning into Sassacre
>>81596544
Jake is usually more tan than everyone else, assuming you headcanon all the kids with nondescript white/asian skin tones.
It reminded me of dipsy.
hi im back
ill do a few requests i got time to kill
>>81595914
Remember these? Shame the artist stopped and also inexplicably got worse.
>>81596393
knight of light represent
maybe spears or something idk
>>81596393
Bard of Space
Penkind
>>81596703
But why Dipsy in particular?
>>81596714
sawtoooth rappin
>>81595914
>>81596714
Dad being incredible
>>81596393
>>81596434
>>81596519
>>81596603
How do you guys determine your classpects?
>>81596561
His headcanon for the kids.
>>81596714
Terezi wearing a pantsuit
>>81596714
please draw a picture of me not having to worry about money so i can pretend it's real
>>81596401
The fuck is that on her face? Does she have The Plague or something?
>>81596767
>>81596393
Knight of Heart
batkind
I don't remember what knights do anymore
>>81596561
Act 6
>>81596393
Knight of Mind
Axekind
>>81596763
The chart, of course.
>>81596393
knight of doom
hammerkind
>>81596726
Whatever session you're a part of, you will fuck it up horribly.
>>81596763
I took a long claspect test when i was younger and i stuck with it.
>>81596763
You can either make up your own, I personally used Pageofhope's "Homestuck Title Test" on tumblr, uses some actual personality tests and what not, and I got Knight of Space
She also has tests to figure your Land and if you're Derse or Prospit etc
>>81596393
>we need to talk about something that's not noses and why Kanaya blows
You retard.
Kanaya would never blow your filthy nose.
>>81596624
it's not even edgy
I just see nothing. Maybe I get to see doomed timelines? or have inverse Doc Scratch vision, only being able to see in dark pockets? Get to see conspicuous absences of things?
>>81596794
He's such a snarky son of a bitch, I love it.
>>81596767
It's a visual comic. You can see the canon.
>>81596763
A balance of preference and your personal strengths, also factoring in characters you're closest to. I picked Sylph of Mind because I enjoy and am similar enough to Kanaya and I picked Mind because I find the powers for it fascinating and love the color scheme for it.
>>81596561
Slick stabbing Jack Noir to death
>>81596714
are you the drawfag from yesterday?
can you please repost the dave/mom pic?
>>81596144
>>81596174
samefag
>>81596808
What about virgins
>>81596763
i did a bunch of tests and didn't like them so i picked what i wanted and thought would fit
though i did take knight from that one enneagram wing test or whatever it was called
>>81596843
Well Void goes hand in hand with Old Gods, so similar to how Rose was able to speak with them, I think Seer of Void would be similar, but more-so
>the last 4/13 that homestuck will be relevant
do I say fuck it and start collecting the homestuck books in preperation for the eventual collection?
might even buy an aspect shirt as a bittersweet reminder. Hussie might just deserve it after all this shit
>>81596553
There would be repeats, yes, but given the exponential difficulty curve of a higher player count, the players with identical aspects and classes would do doubt have to work in dandem to accomplish the same goals, which means a divided work load. Like, say you have two Knights of Time. Given how much of a clusterfuck its going to be keeping the Alpha Timeline in order with all these players running around, they would just work together. That being said, they might have totally different personalities and qualities and define what makes them Knights.
>>81596891
ye
>>81596519
>>81596724
>>81596795
>>81596805
>>81596810
all these gotdam knights
>>81594685
JACK KEKED HIMSELF
>>81596906
You don't know until you've had your class-aspect awakening!
>>81596763
I found one of those tests online and got Sylph of Breath
>>81595994
dirks unbreakable sword juju was disable because it made contact with the juju breaking crowbar
>>81596937
whats ur tumblr family
>>81596966
It's not a juju.
>>81596966
is anything remotely special a juju now? is that how it works?
>>81596966
also roxy has bros sword and only one juju version can exist at any given moment
>>81596763
you take a lot of classpect tests-and when you get down to two or three you just kinda go with what feels right!or what makes you not have the same classpect as a canon character
>>81597017
>or what makes you not have the same classpect as a canon character
I kept getting rogue of breath for the past 4 years and just gave up
>>81596794
pretty sure this is an edit but I hope it isnt.
>>81596977
http://sp4cek1ng.tumblr.com/ my art only blog
>>81596921
Are the giant invisible musclebeasts floating in space classify as Old Gods? They're also must be asleep since one twitch of their muscles would destroy galaxies.
>>81596714
Davekat
>>81596731
the colour scheme, obviously
>>81597074
You got some fucked up tastes, kid.
>>81597008
If it's a magical artifact and it wasn't made from grist or from SBurb constructs in general, then it's probably a juju.
>>81596808I think this is the first time I've seen this since I had sex for the first time.Mage of Void, with an Heir of Heart.
>>81597062
Oh, you sweet summer child. That's old Hussie being sarcastic because he thought John was clearly not black.
>>81597074
>tagged. i thought i had put it im sorry
>i need to remember to double check
>giving into the safespace faggots
>>81597109
He's not even the right shade of green.
>>81596393
I'm Mage of Breath, and for my strife specubis I'm gonna go with staff-kind. As for what I would prototype, probably one of my anime figurines. That's assuming we go in with no prior knowledge of the game.
>>81597122
man it's just an unbreakable sword
and dave broke it because that's all he fucking does is break swords
