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You are now Kilgrave. What do you do?
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You are now Kilgrave. What do you do?
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Moral crisis and then probably eventually rape.
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>>81504670
Yeah, rape is pretty inevitable. You'd have to go out of your way NOT to rape.
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>>81504643
learn sign language
get rich
become super hero
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>>81504643
probably ask people for money.
get fit since I can now quit my job and just makes people give me money.
bang chicks (preferably without mind control), try to live a normal life but easier
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>>81504643
I dunno. I guess get hired at that job I want and maybe get some of my work published finally?

I'm not a particularly vicious or ambitious person I suppose.
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Save the fucking world, of course. Get into a position of power and bring about world peace.

What else are you supposed to do with that power?
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>>81504643
Fuck a lot of women... not just one woman... a LOT of women.
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>>81504643
Experiment. If I'm going to be doing stuff like this, I want to know exactly what the power and limitations of this ability is.
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Force people to eat all the eggs, force women to have sex with me and send me nudes and stuff, get shit for free, use my power for good from time to time, force the Americans to use the mettic system like every other fucking country, the possibilities are endless
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Fight Britannia for the glory and freedom of the Japanese people.
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Get free movies at MovieStop.
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>>81504830
Lulu WISHES his Geass were as effective as Kilgrave's powers. If it was the show would have been over in five episodes.
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>>81504748
>get fit

For what purpose?
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>>81504643
Probably use it subtley to get loans, business deals, sales, etc while staying under the radar.
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Wait, like literally Kilgrave? Then yeah rape. If I just have his powers now, though, then... yeah rape. Maybe not all the time, but at least once. I'd make it count. Beyond that, I'd see the world as a smooth-talking hobo in nice clothes. So literally Kilgrave then.
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>>81504824
Do you really not understand why America avoids the metric system? It's basically this:

What is 1 5/8" plus 5 3/64"?

If you can figure this one out, good, it's simple. Chances are if you've built enough stuff you can do it in your head. Now go ask a woman. 99% of them won't know and will give up. We keep the metric system away because our system makes men appear smarter.
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>>81505221
People really have trouble with that?

6 43/64

Standard has some functionality though, especially in building. It's inherently easier to divide into thirds and quarters.
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>>81504643
I think I tell people I'm fine and to just leave me alone a lot. So the first few months I'd probably be on 4Chan more than ever. Then I'd get my shit together, go to a tailor get a really nice suit or suits. Go to some company and make them hire me as a contract negotiator or something. I wanna say I'd do something eventually along the lines of brokering world peace but I really don't want to bring myself to the attention of any world government. But I would make the people I work for triple the amount they give to charity, I guess that's nice. I think on the really mean/evil side I'd have families invite me in cook a big meal and then force everyone to sit down and eat together while being 100% honest with each other about their feelings. Families that hated each other overall I'd just leave and let them deal with it. Families that mostly cared about one another I'd give a million dollars.
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>>81505439
What I mean by this is:

What's 1/3 of a meter? It's 3 decimeters, 3 centimeters, 3 millimeters, so on and so forth forever.

1/3 of a foot is 4 inches. 1/3 of a yard is 1 foot. 1/3 of an inch is 1/3 of an inch.

As an American flooring installer that has no problem using the metric system from school, the only time I bother with metric is when materials come cut to round metric numbers, like 20cm. Other than that, I find standard much more applicable.

I absolutely see how in science fields metric is advantageous. It's easier to work with larger numbers and it's universal which leads to better communication.
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Anything actually world-changing and interesting on a scale that fits my power.

I can now control the world for christ's sake! I ain't gonna be sitting on my ass just indulging myself.
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>>81505439
>People really have trouble with that?
God, yes. It's frightening.
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>>81504643
My bathroom is infested with ants. Can I trick them into leaving?
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Anything I want, but mostly just get cash, and try to bang chicks without mind control.
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Quit my job, but not before convincing my new bosses to stick pineapples up their asses and perform show tunes for the customers.
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Probably pull off some Music Meister level shit and have people rob banks for me while singing in unison. Just for the hell of it.
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It's 2 AM, so I'll wait until morning.
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>>81504643
Two chicks at the same time.
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Does that one work with pheromones or is that voice ?

If pheromones, go to conventions commit shenaningans, mostly mass dance parties.
If voice, call bendis make him never write comics again.
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>>81505999
Pheromones in the comics, virus on the show. Both require you to share proximity and air with him.
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>>81506031
Then bring back underground rave parties it is.
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>>81504643
Stay in a hotel for free, rob druggies blind and turn themselves in to the cops, chill in expensive spots and not pay a cent.

...Why are people bringing up rape?
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>>81504643
I'm already pretty conscious about what I say to people. Though knowing my words literally can't be refused would be horrendously tempting and my flimsy morality would eventually crack.

I don't think I'd ever rape. Too much of a pussy to have casual sex. I might use my power to become rich since I hate working.
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>>81504643
Collect pretty girls, dress them up as princesses and have a tea party with them every day.
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>>81504748
>bang chicks (preferably without mind control)
He can't not use mind control.
Like every word he says has mind control behind it. He can't help it.
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Save the world, obviously. Mind control people to be as decent, even wonderful, to each other as possible, and as efficient. Achieve singularity, colonize the cosmos, and kindly transcend humanity to become a godlike amalgamation entity. Duh.
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There's the usual stuff that I'm sure anyone goes for. Women, money, power.

I'd go for world domination straight away. Get scientists the world over looking singularly into coming up with a way to prevent DNA getting fucked up over time - that's the key to immortality right there. Then I'd have world leaders severely restricted breeding and turn our sights to space, pushing reckless manned missions to speed up the process.

On a personal level, I'd force some Broadway stars to be my housestaff and I'd expect cleaning/singing/dancing performances upon entering my mansion. I've always dreamed of that and I don't think you can even buy that with money.
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>>81506462
If his words aren't commands then they don't force people to do things. It'd be difficult to learn to never say things imperatively without intending to do so, but it's definitely possible.

"I'd prefer if" statements would take care of a lot of it. Or just get servants who don't speak your language. Or just communicate in writing when you're not using your powers for good.
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>>81506967
Finally someone gets it.
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>>81506967

No fuck that. I'd start by tracking down all the people I hate and making them publicly shame themselves before committing grisly suicides. Then I'd start fucking with movers and shakers, making them shape the world as I see fit, forcing everyone to see life from my point of view.

Then we can talk about world peace and space exploration.

But if you wanted to talk about what I would do on day one:
>Walk into dentist, get teeth fixed (overdue cavity)
>hit up some assholes for money (basic nest egg)
>get car dealership to rape themselves by selling me a really good car for next to nothing
>???
>profit
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I want to take every single sentient entity's conscious mind from the beginning of time and combine it into a single hive mind for the ultimate, supreme understanding of all of existence. This would be true mastery and bliss, unlimited.
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>>81506183
>Why are people bringing up rape?
It's an honest albeit uglier way to say using your powers on women (or men, I guess) to sleep with them. It's a natural conclusion to come to. Your only limitations are distance and morality, and if you're considering using your powers to steal from people or anything like that, you're basically rape adjacent anyway. Why draw such petty moral lines when you are a god within a 25 foot sphere?
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>>81507224
Boring and limiting. I want to absorb my enemies, not destroy them.
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Is it really rape if they don't remember anything afterwards
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Infinite blowjobs.
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I'd probably just continue to be a NEET, except I'd own cooler shit and live in a nicer house.
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I track down every oneitis I ever had and make them love me.

Not because I'm still particularly attracted to any of them, but for the sheer rush of finally having what was always denied to me.
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>>81507348
They remember, maybe not right away, but they do.
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>>81505805
Cash is better than mind control, just as effective but no pesky moral qualms
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>>81507320

Yeah people would do that because they are stupid, but it's so dull and Iimited by retarded biological imperitative constraints, isn't it? It's a highly retarded and illogical, not fun way to do things.
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>>81507343
>day one is boring and limiting

Welcome to the pilot episode of every show you enjoy faggot.

And on that note, you know what absorbing your enemies instead of destroying them gets you? It gets you shot in the head.
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I wonder if I would even go full rapist. I can't even stand non-consent in my porn.
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You guys are so boring. I can't believe I'm the only one here who wouldn't try to become a superior transhumanist entity. I have millions or dollars and get laid whenever I want, and it is boring and stupid. I would want to become something greater, something more than this dull human bullshit.
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>>81507435
>Cash is better than mind control
Nah. Kilgrave could walk up to anyone, tell them to do anything, and they'd try to do it without a moment's hesitation. With money, you aren't taking the driver's seat in the person's mind. They could decide that a trillion dollars isn't worth killing themselves, or take a long time deciding to go through with it. With voice activated mind control, you just say it, they do it, and that's all there is to it. Money is good for extending this power beyond the range of your voice, though, but it's still not as effective.
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>>81504643
>Walk around town, tell muggers and drug dealers to walk down to the police station and confess to everything. As I go up the ranks, make mobsters turn themselves in, and give me their money. I take 20% of their fortune for personal expenses, and blow 80% on charity so karma evens out.

>Don a mask and speak with a different accent so criminals don't track me down and kill me for revenge.

>Get picked up by SHIELD, join the Secret Warriors

>Use my powers to interrogate suspects in under a minute and watch grown, hardned men freak out, crying and screaming "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?! HOW DID YOU DO THAAAAAATTTT?!?!!?"

>Can make all bad guys surrender themselves into custody. In the event of big battles, use powers to calmly evacuate all civilians.

Ideally, I'd immediately join the FBI and make terrorists and child abductors spill all of their secrets, but the US government would no doubt try to replicate my powers a la Jerri Hogarth, or somehow trick me into nuking China like in Ender's Game.

I'd like to do other shit like tell drug addicts and suicidal people to change their lives for the better, but since my powers only work for 10-12 hours, that wouldn't happen.
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for a few months i would try to live a normal life with some added benefits but i really cannot imagine myself doing that for long.
It'd probably be at least 4 months before i decided to just quit my job and make my life a permanent vacation
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>>81507495
Not if you entirely sublimate them to your will or absorb them into your own mind, which is what I would do.
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>>81507375
No, wait. I'd talk my way on to being a board member of every major corporation so I can do shit like bringing back Crystal Pepsi, make online gaming between all the gaming platforms possible, release everything on DVD, BluRay and/or digitally that hasn't been yet.
As a bonus I'd be collecting fat salaries.
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>>81507475
Which part is illogical? If you want sex, all you have to do is tell someone to give it to you. It's fairly straightforward, unless that's not what you mean. The whole power boils down to taking what you want through other people. Doesn't matter what. It could be some grand scheme to rule the world or whatever whim you feel like. Even if something you decide to do is illogical, it really doesn't matter. You are so powerful that you have very little to lose. As long as you stay low key, that is. These peaceful dictators are asking for a sniper bullet unless they puppeteer a world leader.
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I would just fuck with people for my own amusement.
>go to church
>tell a priest to start doing striptease
>enter a random house
>tell all its tenants to paint all the walls pink
>enter a police station
>make all the cops try to arrest a stray cat
>tell some rich guy to grab a hammer and smash his Mercedes-Benz to bits with it
>make some politician say something like "I hate niggers" or "Heil Hitler" on live television
>tell some military officer to come out as gay in front of his subordinates
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>>81504728
Idk I think women would be turned on by the power. As long as you explained you had to put duct tape over your mouth or something while having sex. (Probably oughta tell her "never kill me" at some point tho, just in case)
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>>81507558
Placebo effect, though. The suicidal people and drug pushers don't know your power has limits
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I go to WB and get them to stop fucking everything up.
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>>81508069
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Id tell people to draw mustaches on their face everywhere i went to see if eventually it would catch on as some kind of fashion trend. It'd have to be a stupidly trendy hipster place.


Also id tell people to slap me then act really hurt by their action so i could gauge peoples emotional reaction and guilt.
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>>81504643
Find out who the fuck I'm supposed to be
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>>81504643
Order Hillary and Cruz to confess their felonies
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Do any of you guys truly believe that if you grew up with literally no one ever being able to say no to even your slightest whims, you wouldn't turn out to be a total sociopath/completely amoral?

It's one thing to have that power thrust upon you now; now imagine having that ability for a good portion of your childhood, not to mention going through puberty and early adulthood with it.
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>>81506967
Progress via coercion isn't progress.

Nevermind humans will simply revert to violence at the drop of a hat.
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>>81505931
good man
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>>81504643
Immediately come to my senses, get out my sonic screwdriver and then get back in my Tardis and leave.
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>>81508210
>Order Hillary and Cruz to confess their felonies
Go home Donald, you're drunk.
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What do you think he would do?
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What happens if I tell someone to not obey me?
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>>81508222
Yes.
That's pretty much what my childhood was like.
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>>81508350

...

Fuck.
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>>81504643
>hello sir, how may I help you
>I want a cheeseburger, some fries and a large shake. AND YOU WILL NOT CHARGE ME FOR THEM.
>yes sir, coming right up.
Man, imagine all the free stuff you could get.
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>>81507797
Basically I mean that trying to get humanity to progress and ascend would give me and all others higher levels of bliss. It would be better than the hell so many people on earth live in now. Yes I admit this makes me a potential monster, but I would attempt to make everyone happy and maximize their potential, morality be damned. Pray I never get this power I suppose. I would definitely be a means well supervillain type, I admit that completely.
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>>81508328
You wish.
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I think I'd try out "...and then forget it" to see if I can do my stuff without leaving
A- tracks
B- PTSD people
but yeah, probably plow my way through celebrities probably making tapes I may or may not leak online, and also sneak my way in politics and have votes (like senat and whatnot) go my way after a finely-crafted speech about it
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Can I be a good villain instead?
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>>81508222
OP said you now have the power, though.
You didn't grow up with it, you just now developed it
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>>81505798
probably not. but maybe get an exterminator to do it for free?
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I'd probably try my best to be a superhero. I'd definitely stay in the shadows though. If any government knew what I was doing I would be dead within minutes.
Why do people all want to rape so badly?
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Force Jessica to shower
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>>81508731
She is very stinky
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>>81504761
>work
Why?
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>all these fags saying "why rape tho?"

Do you really not get it? All lofty goals aside, all "I would make the world a better place" or "force people to progress".

You guys really can't see why SOME people wouldn't want to go up to attractive individuals and get sex?
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Wait, am I Kilgrave in real wolrd or in MCU?
Because if MCU, I make Captain America say some highly controversial shit just to see how public would react to their perfect boy-scout being an asshole.
Kind of like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UANKjnuSYc

That is, if my powers work on him.
Sure, it's exposing myself but it's worth it,
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>>81508862
I can understand wanting to have sex with attractive people. But don't you have a conscience?
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>>81504643
Live a quiet life.
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>>81508862
Rape is boring if they don't fight back, so yes.
It's like fucking a dead fish. You can tell them to fight back, but that doesn't feel natural if they don't do that on their own decision.
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>>81508924
2edgy4me m8.
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>>81508898
This, but with a ton of supermodel sex too.
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>>81508350
They'll disobey you until you give them a new order.
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Not to get philosophical, but wouldn't making anyone do anything be equal no matter what you make them do?

The biggest crime and the base of all crime that most human cultures agree on is taking away the ability of someone to decide.

Forcing a girl to have sex with mind control is the same as making her hold open the elevator if she doesn't want to.
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>>81504643
Join an MLM company.

...Sorry, that's way too evil for me. I'd rather rape people.
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>>81509103
never change /co/
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>>81504643
Get a bunch of money and a house.
Get /fit/
Try not to rape
Probably rape
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>>81506183
You would literally be unable to have sex without it being rape, unless you were mute or something.
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>>81509134
Oh one on. You're assuming that you wouldn't have any control of your powers. Maybe that's the case for the beginning, but it's not like Killgrave had his power up 24/7. He learned to control it and was able to use it at will.

What I'm saying is you have to concisely make the decision to rape, not that you just happen to rape every time you have sex.
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>>81504643
I'd go for a burger or a steak from Wetherspoons.
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>>81509162
>but it's not like Killgrave had his power up 24/7

Where was the evidence of this?
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>>81508898
As long as you don't end up like this guy.
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>>81509162
He didn't have control - there's a whole bit about it when he says he told a man to go fuck himself.

Even flirting would be near impossible - anything you say "you like it" etc, would be true.
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>>81509173
That big rant where he goes on about having to control his powers so that people wouldn't be following his every word constantly and taking everything he says literally.
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>>81509182
Goddamn, that whole rant was pointing out how he learned to control it.

You know? The reason why he can say that now and not have people go fuck themselves?

I swear /co/ gets dumber every day.
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>>81509219
He bought Jessica's old house without using his powers. This required him to be extremely careful with his words because he didn't want to force the guy to sell the house. He has no control over his powers, but he has control over his words
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>>81509205
Yeah, but him controlling it was choosing his words, not rolling back the power whenever he wants.
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If I had Kilgrave's power, my life as I know it would be over. It's a curse, to be honest - like Midas. So I'd leave, maybe tell my friends/family not to miss me, but I'd start again, with a life of pleasure and hedonism, with half an eye on making the world better.

I'd sort out the UK government, tell Donald Trump to go completely overboard and talk about muslim concentration camps.

I'd get money of crime bosses, or poker games for charity, mainly to help the homeless situation in my city - I'd probably employ them too, for something or other.

All the drug dealers would give me weed. Just happens.

I'd make Arrow kick of Felicity.

I've got half an eye on writing and making films, so I'd use that to get in the door but try to do it on my own merit.

You could literally do anything.
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>>81509103
>but wouldn't making anyone do anything be equal no matter what you make them do?

That's not a good justification for making someone have sex with you.

But still you're right. All these idiots in this thread claiming that they'd go around making "da bad guys" talk or turn themselves in are basically going around twisting people and removing the single most basic and important aspect of free will to do "da good things I'm da hero yay".

Then you have people here claiming they'd somehow work towards world peace as if anyone on /co/ knows enough about the geopolitical goings on of the world to make an objective positive net gain for this planet.

At the very least the people here admitting they'd probably just get free money for the rest of their lives and live some fucked up hedonistic lifestyle are willing to admit that the power to bend anyone to your will is an inherently fucked up thing to have.

Anyone here saying they'd use it for "da greater good" is going to end up shot because they're in the middle of Detroit prancing about telling drug dealers to turn themselves in or twenty years from now, after declaring themselves god king of earth, look in the mirror and do the cliche "what have I become" thing.
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>>81509295
I'm sure you could do some things to make the world a better place. World peace may be unfeasible, but nullifying some of the selfishness of people who shouldn't be in charge isn't too difficult.

It's been a while since I watched JJ, how did the victims feel afterwards - did they think they wanted to do it? Someone holding an elevator who might not have wanted to wouldn't feel as bad about it as someone who cheated on their boyfriend, say.
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>>81509295
What about the likes who would make a person put on a nazi uniform and enter the closest synagogue?
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>>81509333
Everyone remembers at the time that it was the greatest thing they ever wanted, but also knew objectively that it was something that they did because of an outside force.

Some of the people that Killgrave forced to act in a way that the would have anyway ignored or rationalized it instead of recognizing they were mind controlled, though.
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Should I watch JJ anyway?
I've heard good things about Purple Man, but also that it's kinda badly paced.
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>>81509295
How about being a prosecutor?
Simply compelling witnesses and defendants to tell the whole truth, something they have already sworn to do, would sure prevent a great deal of injustice.
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Tell everyone I encounter named Kevin to legally change their name to Zebediah.
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>>81509396
>Everyone remembers at the time that it was the greatest thing they ever wanted, but also knew objectively that it was something that they did because of an outside force.
So, pretty much this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XPClOckPs
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>>81509401
It's shit.
Kilgrave is overrated as fuck.
He's one of the least menacing and interesting villains I've seen in a long time.
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>>81509407
Takes away the right to not incriminate yourself if you're being accused and takes away the choice to not say anything for anybody else in the stand.
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>>81509396
Yeah, that makes sense. We've all done things that we were like "why the fuck did I do that?"

So while objectively, changing someone's free will is wrong, some bits are less wrong than others. Relativism, yo.
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>>81509401
It's not bad, it kills time. But the worst thing about the show is Jessica herself.
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>>81509453
Slippery slope! Jaywalking = Genocide you pinko!
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>>81509401
Check it out, why not?

There's some gold near the middle of the series.
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>>81509401
I'd say it's worth watching, if nothing else it establishes Luke Cage, but it does suffer from the "need" to be 13 episodes. There are like three different points the show could have ended if things went just a little differently, it's almost comical.
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>>81509401
If you're going to watch it, don't drop. Power through the whole thing.
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>>81505652
Creative
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>>81505439
>>81505221
I thought that this was a trick question and that inches get exponentially smaller/bigger or something.
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>>81509427
I'm not watching that.
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>>81509496
Why should anyone suffer like that?
I watched all 13 episodes of this shit wanting it to get better, but it only got worse.
The finale was godawful.
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>>81509509
It's only a scene from second worst Hannibal Lecter movie.
Or third, if you hate Ratner's Red Dragon.
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>>81509511
I dunno. Killgrave raping patsy into making out with him, love-style, was pretty hot.
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>>81505765
Of the top of your head and without a calculator, what is a third of a kilometer, and what is a third of a mile?
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>>81509477
Kilgrave's powers would lead to a slippery slope no matter what, unless you an hero or something.

I'd just try and do the best I could until I turned evil, and then got stem-cell research to make me immortal.
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>>81504643
NEET life. Anything I want, I'll just get. And I don't really want that much at all in general, so if I ever get caught, it'd only be for minor theft.
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>>81505765
>1/3 of an inch is a 1/3 of an inch
So a 1/3 of a meter is a 1/3 of a meter you dipshit
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>>81509543
Why do you assume you'll go evil?
You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.
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How about a compromise? Every instance of the words mind control or descriptions of the concept will now be replaced with the word rape instead.

That way we can put an end to all this rape discussion.
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>>81509267
Probably this, I'd try to use it for good, like going into homeless shelters and tell people "cut the shit and fix your life", tell the people who deserve it to jump off bridges, convince niggers into getting vasectomies, talk corrupt politicians into dropping documents and emails onto the internet...
But on your personal life, yeah, it would destroy your morality and leave you unable to do anything that requires much effort. I like my life, friends, family and job but I'd end up off the grid too, probably.
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>>81505221

metric here

is it 6 43/64" ?
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>>81509559
Power corrupts, especially one as intrinsically selfish as Kilgrave's.

I don't think I'd go evil with Superman's powers, say - aside from some petty theft, but being denied any meaningful interaction would turn me into a cesspit of indulgence.
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I'd get a job at a major bank or something similar, and basically use my powers to get promoted to a high paying position, but also use the powers so that I wouldn't have much, if any, responsibility. Just getting lots of money overnight and without reasonable employment is going to get too many people looking into you.
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People all up in here acting like they'll forget how to write.

If you like your family so goddamn much, just keep a notebook handy forever.
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>>81509633
That makes me wonder.
Since Kilgrave was a spoiled brat, he most likely wrote shit like "fuck the police". Is it possible that someone could catch him doing that, and interpret it as a command to enter the police station and start raping police officers?
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>>81509652
Has to be his voice anon
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>>81509591
6 33/64
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>>81507006
I like your thinking.
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>>81509664
What if he yells said phrase on a punk-rock concert in a heat of the moment, then?
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You could have fairly normal interaction in a foreign language with some kind of translator, I think.
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>>81509205
He meant he had to phrase what he said carefully so that it wasn't a command.
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>>81509443
There is already a big element of coersion in any trial but if you really want to be sure the 5th amendment was protected I'm sure it would be possible to phrase your questions in a way that respects that right
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>>81507541
There are at least two others who went the same toute as you. You aint that original pal.
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>>81504643
Walk through the most crowded cities on the planet shouting "Be Better"
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>>81509703
>some edgelord thinks that being better is becoming a killer
>goes on a killing spree
Good job, anon.
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>>81504643
Go on fetlife or whatver get women with domination fantasies.
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>>81509703
it would be a lot easier with Superman's powers, though possibly not as effective short term, but definitely long term.
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I don't care about what happened last night but you have to eat this before you go
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>>81509749
You could've just sent out a tweet or something Superman jesus.
Good job fucking up the moon forever.
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>>81504643
Consider how commanding people can be used to make money semi-legitimately. Probably use it to get skilled people to explain what they do so I can use those skills to make money. Then spend a lot of time on the internet because that's the only way to have a meaningful interaction where people don't just do what I tell them.
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Get everyone on earth in one city and have them jump at the same time
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Tell people to always tell the truth

Could be fun in a political setting
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>>81505798
no, you can be ant-man
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>>81509738
But what if I'm a sub?
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>>81509134
you could but you'd have to be careful, like when he bought that house
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>>81509401
It has Protagonist-centered morality out the yazoo
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>>81509866
Then you can always order someone to dominate you, but I guess that would break the entire point of subbing.
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>>81509673
Then everyone who heard it would indeed try to have sexual intercource with the police
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>>81509168
>not a burrito
Weatherspoon's burritos are the best senpai

I'd probably just get money etc and then just find little ways to amuse myself. Like getting served in a restaurant by nude women. Obviously I'd struggle to sleep at night but I'm sure I'd find ways to morally offset it, like making them forget and giving them money. I'd also rob the rich, give to the poor etc.
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Make sure everyone calls me Purple Man, get a shitton of money, and then enjoy a quiet life.
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If Killgrave asked someone to forget something, would it then be forgotten forever or until the normal time limit for his commands?
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Is it sad that i'd be tempted to go back to my childhood home and get the current owners to sell it back to me for an extraordinary low sum?
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Pick a girl, and gaslight her.

Fuck every tuesday.

Wipe memories.

Put eggs inside her pockets every other day.
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>>81510160
doesn't work, he can't tell you to do something that is impossible.
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>>81510184
Yes, anon.
It's sad because I would do the exact same thing.
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>>81510160
At least in the show he literally says he can't erase memories or make people forget. Which is why he always asks for security to be deleted.
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I'd do things for shits and giggles, without going full Crossed edgemeister.
But my first act would be to travel around the world with a list of famous women i'd really like to fuck, and make a game out of how fast i can get close enough to them for my powers to work.

From there it's a constant influx "of dubs/trips/quads decides what i do next" in here, because i really appreciate you guys and how creative we can be sometimes
>inb4 everyone requests me to make Marvel fire Bendis or mind-control Tara Strong into doing hardcore porn.
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>>81510477
>inb4 everyone requests me to make Marvel fire Bendis or mind-control Tara Strong into doing hardcore porn.

Those would be second on my list. First would be asking you to get DC to give supes his red undies back.
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>>81510545
how did I fuck that up

meant for >>81510490
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>>81504670
nah, rape first moral crisis later (maybe)
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>>81505999
way it worked on the show seemed to be Kilgrave produced an airborn virus that would infect people around him. Once they were infected, they had to obey his commands until the 12 hour life cycle of the virus was over
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>>81508924
then just tell a couple bouncer types to follow you around. Have em bring you bitches and throw em into a locked room with you. there ya go fun rape time
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>>81504643
>I think you're going to find me charming and irresistible.
>We're going to have a great time.
Eh, give them the impression it was their choice and they can't tell that you pretty much forced them.
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>>81504643
Fuck off to Broadchurch which is basically Dorset, I guess? and leave all this American garbage behind.
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>>81510490
Make Warner fire Zack Snyder and Deborah Snyder anon.
Then make their life a living hell. Make her beg for cocks in a homeless shelter while he's forced to watch. Make Zack liquidate all their assets and waste all the money on hard drugs and furaffinity comissions of their imaginary fursonas having the most fucked up sex imaginable with Hollywood figures and have Deborah "leak" them, severing all their connections to the industry. Then force both into prostitution in Southeast Asia. Make Zack turn into a tranny.
Once they're both homeless, jobless whore junkies, your job will be done.
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>>81504824
>force the Americans to use the mettic system like every other fucking country

This guys solving the real problems
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Tell some guy to fuck himself.

Make America drive on the same side of the road as the rest of the world.

Tell Zack Snyder that he doesn't have what it takes to make good movies and to stop trying.

Tell Tim Curry to get better from his stroke.

Tell Robin Williams to rise from his gwave.

Tell Stan Lee to live forever. as if he needed the help

Get a megaphone and make as many people as possible do the electric slide.
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>>81504670
is it rape if they willingly obey?
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