>It's been a long time since a full-pager! :0
>I mentioned Kanchō in the description last time, and I was surprised at how many people have never heard of it! So I felt that it was my duty to put this information out there ;0
>For further reading, here's the wiki page about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
The wiki page in question.
Marie loves to bring up her butt all the time, doesnt she?
>>81502191
That's not even a prank. That's just invading someone's space and assaulting them. You can't go around groping women's tits while going "ha ha I totally got you!".
>>81502517
Such little shitlords. Someone call the U.N.
>>81502191
damn that guy must have one tight boypussy
>>81502517
You don't?
But nah it's a prank.
Like a wedgie or wet willy or a swift punch to the back of the head.
Mary x Ronnie
>>81502288
Women like to brag about them having big butts.
The problem is that you don't know if they want you to agree or disagree with them
>>81502689
It sounds like you were intolerable as a child. If someone gave me a wet willy I'd kick them in the balls.
>>81502288
Apparently it's what they call 'empowering' these days.
It's a shame. They could be working on their gains and getting huge.
>>81502191
>I heard you can block it by clenching
>You gotta be careful with that, though. I nearly broke a kid's fingers that way
those are some impressive butt muscles
>>81502866
That's why you don't skip leg day, bro.
Gotta work on dem glutes.
>>81502704
>>81502288
Do I have a culturally acceptable reason to shove my fingers into big butts in japan?
>>81502630
>>81502517
>You can't go around groping women's tits while going "ha ha I totally got you!".
You can if you're a gradeschooler in Japan. And yeah, the kids over there do grope women's tits too, I've heard.
>>81502866
well realize he just means he almost hurt a kid, not actually broke a finger (since finger bones are so hard to break)
the kid is jamming a rigid finger straight into something (relatively) hard, he's obviously going to sprain something if he goes at it with full force
>>81502288
Almost as much as bringing up her tits.
>>81502630
Why am I laughing at this?
>>81503181
What else do women have to talk about?
>>81502856
>not liking big butts
How can you lie like that?Goddamn it captcha! A u-turn sign is not a street name.
Anyone else see that irl picture of her? Perfectly fits muh mental image of a teacher
>>81502191
MaryXRonnie OTP
>>81502288
This is only the second time she's talked about it, right?
>>81502191GAME OTAKU SENSEI
>>81502191
Lol.
Also Mary x Ronnie OTP.
>>81502191
Second solution: wide-flared butt plug.
>>81503100
My sister in law is a teacher over there as well, the grade schoolers are really handsy. The 5th graders like to smack her ass when she's not looking.
She also has a really hard time buying pants because of her ass.
>>81502191
What if you wear special kancho-proof underwear?
>>81502191
>>81508190
I can imagine this being a bulletpoint in one of their staff meetings.
>"Remember: it's better to take a fingering than hurt one of the students. Keep 'em loose, people."
gaijinchronicles.com/category/archive/i-am-a-japanese-school-teacher/
>Incidentally, after this class three boys launched a Dual Kancho/Dick Grab Assualt on me. Back in the day, this would have been some serious shit, but not now. Oh no, no no. Ever since I became an Ascended Ninja Gaijin™, I got this shit on lockdown. I was knocking them away like Neo batting away Agent Smith clones… if Agent Smith was a 12-year-old Japanese boy trying to grab The One’s mystical bits. At one point, I picked up one of the boys and was using him to swat away the other two. It was fuckin’ beautiful. All I need is John Woo to direct, and a few white birds, and this is Hollywood Blockbuster-calibur stuff, I’m telling you.
>>81502288
Why shouldn't she? If I had a great ass I'd probably talk about it a lot too.
>>81502191
>in the end
>>81508387
>The Japs are born ass men
>>81508463
Obligatory.
I'm going to shove something else up her butthole.
huh
and i here i thought it was just "that thing that guy from guilty gear does"
>>81502999
As a hentai scholar, I would say yes.
>>81508387
Oh man, this takes me back. I loved reading his stories about living in Japan. Especially since he's a black American dude that speaks fluent Japanese. Blew their goddamn minds. He also confirms that they're xenophobic and openly racist as fuck there. Some of the kids asked him how many guns he had because that's just something that's okay to ask a black guy in Japan.
>>81508941
Did he ever say how many he did bring?
>>81508941
I don't know if that one was a kid. Searching the site I found two mentions of that, both with adults.
>I met a Japanese man once who asked me how many guns I had. I told him I didn’t have any, but he insisted that I did because I was American, and that I was lying about it because I was black. I was so mad over being stereotyped that I shot him with my glock.
>I was at the gym with a female Japanese friend. We were watching the news on TV when suddenly she turned to me and asked, “So, you’re American, right? How many guns do you have?”
>
>Notice the word usage here. Not “if” I have guns, no! “How many” guns do I have. Because surely, as a red-blooded American, I own guns. Yee-haw, when I’m not drinkin’ my root beer and eating myself damn to death, I sure love me to shoot some stuff! *thumbs up*
>
>Clearly, I needed to set her straight. I pointed my first finger at her in the classic, “Now let me tell you something…” pose, but before words could escape my mouth, she innocently said, “Oh, only one gun?”
>butts
>butts
>butts
>>81502191
You like butt stuff huh Mary sensei? So do I
They call it "Goosing" where I come from.
>>81509646
Goosing is just pinching someone's butt, though.
>>81508941
>because that's just something that's okay to ask a black guy in Japan.
He's an American. They all have guns and shoot all day ery day while eating bread.
>>81509095
>“Oh, only one gun?”
He's carrying it right now and he ain't got no concealed carry permit for the bad boy.
>>81508646
But this was coming from a man who was only pretending to be an ass man.
I wonder if I still know enough Stinky Baby Japanese to handle a weekend in Tokyo.
>>81502765
And it would be a hilarious prank.
>>81510752
Well, she is right about you learning new languages quickly when you live in a country that doesn't speak your language. Pretty sure it's one of the best and fastest ways to learn a new language. Human brain is crazy adaptable when it needs to be.
>>81503238
I always like the pussy more than the ass but that's just because I'm not gay.
>>81510752
I live in Tokyo - it's easier being here as a tourist with zero japanese than it is being here with basic japanese. It's actually sometimes useful to pretend you don't even know the language, as unfortunate as that is (most of the time that involves alcohol though, so it's the sort of thing you bring upon yourself).
>>81510903
The funniest shit is when I've heard salarymen say "I like fat girls like you" to foreigners at the bar, thinking it's a compliment because they mean they don't want thin Japanese bodies.
Considering the average size of English teachers in this country though, Mary is probably a fatass.
>>81508463
Then why do Japanese women have such flat unattractive asses?
>>81510883
Yeah, but the thing with large cities is it's much easier to get your way through the day without having to speak the local language than it is if you head out to the countryside. Much more English all over the place in Tokyo.
>>81510977
That's because most of those english speakers are Asian, not Japanese. Foreigners just can't tell the difference. University students, gaijin hunters and drunk salarymen and bankers who had to go to eikaiwa for their jobs are the only Japanese who actually speak a bit of English otherwise.
>>81502288
A lot of women do this, thing is it's usually just fat and shapeless. Like a blob of play-do that you haven't shaped yet.
>>81510939
>Mary is probably a fatass
the fact that she always talks about her ass is a good sign that shes fat/chunky and is trying really hard to make it look like a good thing but just like in the US it's just fat girls trying to dined there unhealthy bodies. a tight little butt on a women is fucking majestic but a pussy mound is mana from heaven.
>>81510939
Yeah, that's what I worry about knowing a bit of basic Japanese. As soon as I say something, they're going to assume I know the rest of it and start going full speed as if they're talking to a native speaker.
>>81510977
>Much more English all over the place in Tokyo.
Not in people's heads though, in my experience. Only spot in Tokyo where you can be sure that the locals speak English is the airport.
>>81508750
Nope
Papa Franku even did a video on the proper form
>>81511292
I was more thinking about bilingual signage than actual speakers.
>>81502288
I feel her.
I have a great butt, I'm proud of it and I advertise it wherever I have a chance.
>>81511325
Do you consider yourself 'plus sized' too?
>>81511245
>pussy mound
Please elaborate for my ego
>>81511451
OK but only this once.
pic related.
>>81511529
Doesn't every woman have that?
>>81510943
They have even flatter chests though.
It's all relative.
>>81511567
What's your point? Every burger has a patty in it too.
>>81511347
I'm a man with a 25 BMI.
>>81507704
>She also has a really hard time buying pants because of her ass.
All women do. The measurement system is completely retarded. Almost as bad as buying dresses.
>>81511567
yes and no. on a thin girl its pronounced and a natural amount of fat that gently covers the inner pleasure. on a fat girl it may be covered with a smooth bulge of fat from the stomach or make a roll on a over sized guts followed by a over sized hip mound. finely in a fat ass the guts will hang over the hip mound to some degree and may need lifting. there is a thin plat of bone there that helps protect as well as enhance the mound of women. so what I'm looking for is anything less then rolling piles of fat really, but a flat or fit stomach with a little hill gently rising and rolling into between the legs is a blessing to be sure.
>>81511778
Careful, if you talk like that, people will think you're female.
>>81512053
Any man who has a sister is entirely aware of the bullshit that female clothing is.
>>81511951
This is so detailed it's killing me
A fatty connoisseur
>Mary Sensei is grading tests, thinking of stupid weeb songs, when she takes a drink of water
>as she suddenly wonders when she poured it, her eyes get heavy and she gets dizzy, and everything goes black
>Mary wakes up to feel a slight chill waft over her body and opens her eyes
>she realizes she is dressed in a dog collar and her hands and feet are tied together, and she's COMPLETELY naked
>"Mary-Sensei!"
>no, no it couldn't be
>she looks to her right and sees her students in their underwear, looking proud and sporting boners
>"Mary-Sensei, we can't study with you shaking your soft butt in our faces, teasing us all day!"
>BIG BUTT SENSEI they chant, BIG BUTT SENSEI
>"So as your punishment, we are going to... eto...'
>best english speaker walks up
>"Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"
>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!
>The tiny slant eyed perverts descend on Big Butt Mary with their sensitive shota dicks
>Ass, Pussy, Mouth, Nose, no orifice is safe from them
>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
>At the end, Mary is coated in and out with their Soy-enriched Semen
>Mary hates to admit how good it was, but at least it's over
>"Mary Sensei, we brought a friend!"
>rustle rustle she hears
>No... it can't be
>NEJIRI HONNYO IS REAL
>AND HE'S COME TO RAPE HER TOO
>and now she truly knows that that black thing on his face is a mouth, as a long tendril tongue emerges and tastes Mary
>UMESSHIII it roars, the beasts is hungry, and it will have Poor Mary in every way
>'It's a tradition to feed our english teachers to the beast of the mountains!' chimes in Sexy Pose shota
>his massive Rice-based Cock violates Mary's massive butt, and Mary Sensei in shame and release, embraces her destiny
>Nejiri's maw opens wide as the students chant in unison and say Goodbye to Mary as she is lowered into the beast's mouth whole to dijest in his Rice Paddy gullet
>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter
>>81508941
>not being armed as an American
>not keeping your strength up to bear your arms with glorious bread
>not drinking fermented bread
>not drinking distilled bread
>not living the bread and gunpowder life
Get the FUCK out of my country.
>>81512053
Oh no, what a horrible fate.
>>81502704
"Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big."
>>81502704
Why?
It's not something they earned or are responsible for in any way.
They might as well brag about being white.
>>81502856
Gulte gains.
>>81514097
>It's not something they earned or are responsible for in any way
You don't know shit about weightlifting do you?
>>81513139
SHOW TITES!
I love Mary's outfits.
>>81508190
I got buns of steel
>>81502999
Only if you are a kid. In Japan/Korea.
I was born in the wrong country...
if anyone wants context the shocked kid is a high school student that died in an accident saving a kid and got brough back to life as a little girl by a pervert mad scientist.
Funny thing is that with all the curvy women, milfs and lolis I want the pervert scientist.
And by the way, no, this is not porn
>>81511245
>She really don't have a belly so it really is concentrated in her ass.
Also she is tall even for a foreigner woman so this raises her weight too.
>>81512679
>this will be copy pastaed til the end of time
>>81511951
>that gently covers the inner pleasure
>the inner pleasure
>>81510903
Brotha, you can't deny.
>>81516722
Or until Mary acknowledges it.
>>81511951
The more you write the more you sound like a person whose closest proximity to having had sex with a woman is writing bizarre erotic fanfiction.
Seriously
>a little hill gently rising and rolling into between the legs is a blessing to be sure.
>gently covers the inner pleasure
2/boner, would not read or fap again.
>>81514097
Isn't it the same with dudes and dick size?
Seriously though, what is it with our culture and dick size
>>81502288
At this point I'd pay for some Mary porn. In my mind she's a curvy, nerdy, gorgeous goddess oozing sex.
>>81518150
Because once you find a way to achieve the biggest dick size in the universe, you can beat the anti-spirals
>>81508750
post the reactions webm where i-no and ky love it
>>81518150
>Isn't it the same with dudes and dick size?
The big difference is though that penis size does correlate with higher amounts of testosterone and therefore strength, health and IQ, while large breasts on women only correlate with higher body fat values. They're essentially being proud of having big blobs of fat that only look good when they're in their 20's, then they become saggy sacks of fat, unlike medium sized breasts that stay firm to the touch for many decades.
>>81518397
>penis size does correlate with higher amounts of testosterone and therefore strength, health and IQ
>health and IQ
And yet asians live longer and rank indisputably higher in almost all modern metrics of intelligence, whereas blacks are the opposite.
It's
just
a
prank
bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGHywOIjr44
>>81515655
>Funny thing is that with all the curvy women, milfs and lolis I want the pervert scientist.
>And by the way, no, this is not porn
Link anyway?
>>81518397
High testosterone statistically has a negative effect on health and IQ
>>81518610
IQ I can imagine, but health?
>>81502191
Wasn't that weaponized in Naruto?
>>81518610
>High testosterone statistically has a negative effect on health and IQ
Which is why women statistically have higher IQ than men and are less likely to turn into repulsive ham beasts.
No, wait
It's the other way around.
>>81518787
Heart diseases, stress-related ailments and others, I think.
>>81518787
>Side effects of excess Testosterone
Acne or oily skin.
Prostate swelling/prostate cancer.
Breast enlargement.
Worsening of sleep apnea (trouble breathing while sleeping)
Fluid retention.
Decreased testicle size.
Decrease in sperm count.
Increase in red blood cells. (Increased chance of heart attacks, strokes, or clotting)
>>81518397
This is what wizards actually believe
>>81502191
>>81502223
fucking hell.. does this predate Naruto? or, is Naruto responsible for this?
>>81519033
>does this predate Naruto?
Yes
By a lot
>>81518787
>>81518975
>>81518994
It also dramatically increases one's risk taking and propensity for addiction
>>81519033
For fuck's sake
People like you are why /a/ hates anime-only weeaboos, Naruto didn't invent it
They do something like this in China too. I have a friend who taught English there, and the kids just tried to run up and stick the edge of their hand in his asscrack and then rub it back and forth. He was quite confused and alarmed.
Are there any hentais that humorously involve kancho?
>>81518787
Testosterone promotes rapid cell growth, particularly bones and muscle, but it puts more stress on everything like the heart, it's linked to male pattern baldness and may increase odds of developing cancer. It also seems to have a suppressing effect on the immune system. Men universally have shorter lifespans than women even ignoring violence, and higher instances of several diseases.
IQ wise it's not as directly related, but high testosterone promotes behavioral issues like aggression, hyperactivity, attention deficit, etc. which can lead to poor IQ testing
>>81518937
Men dominating high IQ fields is due to a lot of factors from cultural expectations to brain structure. That said, women have been doing better in schooling at all levels and are becoming increasingly common in high IQ fields such as the sciences. They still don't seem to like engineering much though.
>>81518937
It's almost as if there are other factors and harmones than testosterone, you fucking idiot.
>>81519097
I would take /a/ hating me as a sign of personal accomplishment and virtue. It's like saying. "Mussolini would never approve of that!"
>>81519097
sorry I have never been to japan?
>>81519235
Apology accepted.
>>81518578
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ichinensei-ni-Nacchattara
>>81519771
Thank you
>>81518397
holy shit, my sides have left orbit and are chilling with Kaowru on the fucking moon
>>81502191
>>81502288
Is she single?
I am negro and thus will try to have sex with her
>>81508941
>This based dude is negro
Yes
>>81508387
>You know what’s kind of funny though? Some kids can’t yet say “Good morning” but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or “bigu dikku” in Engrish.
>You see, Japan’s an island no bigger than California, and information about the rest of the world is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside Japan are from the media. And to be honest, they don’t really give a damn about anything other than America. So try to imagine a country where the national perception of you is created by American movies, music, and MTV. When you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I’ll be here waiting.
>Okay? OK. The whole “black men have big dicks” stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation’s 12-year-olds. Part of why I’m here is not just to kind-of-sort-of help teach English, but to “broaden cultural perceptions.” Break stereotypes, challenge preconceived notions, all that jazz. That’s fine, but this is one stereotype I think I’m gonna let slide.
>Still, I am asked “bigu dikku?”a lot. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I was asked this about 2-3 times in my entire life in America, locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12 to 15-year-old? I wave them off and say, “No, no, no.” Then they say, “Oh, sumaru dikku?” (trans: small dick) andof coursethat’s wrong so I have to correct them. It’s just a no-win situation.
>>81521471
On the days I’m not avoiding that question, I’m avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I kid you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Age, gender, doesn’t matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are more persistent though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said, “No!” he put his hands together and said, in English, “Please!”Oh hell no. Another 12-year-old boy kept grabbing at it, and when I told him, “No!” he politely asked, “Why not?” I began to wonder if there wasn’t some cultural more I didn’t understand. So I said clearly, “Age 10 years and become female since birth, then we’ll talk.” His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.
That was so NOT what I meant.
>>81521471
>It’s just a no-win situation.
He got trolled by 12 years olds.
Anyway some stuff he talked about is because he is from AMERIKA, not because he is black. Why some people try so hard to make everything be about being black?
>>81521742
>some stuff he talked about
>make everything about
I get what you're saying, but come on, man
>>81508387
http://gaijinchronicles.com/2010/07/13/no-sex-in-the-city/#comments
>>81518526
urban blacks grow up to be aggressive monkeys due to their shitty living conditions and probably lack of good parenting.
>>81522226
Some things he talked about like dick size is because he is black, other things aren't. But he group everything together if they were all because he is black.
>>81521153
>Is she single?
Yes. She looks like a middle-aged transsexual IRL so she hasn't found anyone to share her bed with yet.
>>81522226
Some stuff he talked about had no connection to him being black
yet
he make everything be about being black.
>>81522699
>Yes. She looks like a middle-aged transsexual IRL so she hasn't found anyone to share her bed with yet.
Translation: she'd be eternally grateful for some BBC.
>>81522361
They thought he had guna because he was american, they thought he lied about them because he was black.
Keep up
>>81522839
And she is all the way in the pacific.
Maybe I could be a groupie at a con.
Do they have those?
never forgetti
>>81523483
That text is ill fitting. The text should be "Next time, I want to be Tuxedo Mask."
>>81511668
From what I've seen of Japanese women, breasts vary but asses are always flat.
>>81511951
Mons size is variable in fat women. Sometimes you can have mons overhang.
>>81523483
I like the 'what's on your iPod' one better. Makes Ronnie's face more funny.
SHE'S FUCKING UGLY!
>>81523483
Joke isn't really fitting because while I think mary's your usual everyday feminist she's never mentioned any opinions on rape whatsoever.
>>81509095
>he insisted that I did because I was American, and that I was lying about it because I was black
So does the entire nation of Japan just think that all black people are Woolie?
>>81523483
What does she say?
>>81525861
"think we could go and split some chicken nuggets at mcdonalds?"
>>81525861
"Did you really think shipping meant stamps and bubble wrap?"
>>81523853
Who cares
>>81525861
"You're a DBZ fan? I always liked Bleach better..."
I went to japan on a study abroad trip once, our group contained one black guy, him and the only other black guy we came across were able to pick each other out of a crowd from two blocks away
Turns out they both knew each other and our black guy invited him to eat lunch at a nearby KFC
>>81502191
i fucking love how mary isnt going all PC on it, and just accepting this is what they do, and it doesnt bother people because they arent taught to be bothered
Can't you just wear decent-fitting jeans? I can't imagine there'd be enough slack for them to get their fingers very far.
Then again, my ass is all muscle fromddr and its korean clones, so maybe it's different for everyone else.
>>81529791
I'd talk about breaking stereotype but the Japs make great fast food, KFC there is better than sit down restaurant fried chicken in the states. Will never understand their pizza though.
>>81530110
>Will never understand their pizza though.
I know, who the fuck puts corn and mayonnaise on pizza?
>>81529791
>Turns out they both knew each other
What the fuck is it with black weeaboos? They always seem to be the most unabashed about their interests too.
>>81530448
The oddest thing is they weren't weeaboos
Our black guy was in his 40s, a Nigerian native, had gone back to college to get his masters, and had apparently been to something on the order of 30 different countries and was just using this trip as a vacation.
The other black guy was also a Nigerian native and was on a business trip
>>81530583
That's even more astounding. That's so cool.
>>81519190
>That said, women have been doing better in schooling at all levels and are becoming increasingly common in high IQ fields such as the sciences.
That may be due in part to the overwhelming majority of teachers now being women, courses being geared in ways over the years to improve female performance where it was once thought lacking, and courses being structured and taught in ways more easily picked up by female students.
>>81530583
If you meet him again ask where the fuck my gold is.
>>81530707
How do you teach in a gender oriented way?
>>81515655
I would also add, if you're in a group of very close co workers, and everyone is drunk and wasted.
>>81522361
Actually, they'll ask white people about their dicks too. Although perhaps not quite as much.
>>81525861
>You can keep the sailor suit. It won't fit me anymore.
>>81530742
Societal implications. Plus there is a difference in how men and women fundamentally think, which is why there are discrepancies in exercises and teaching and the understanding that follows. Basically just remember that everyone is different and not everyone learns the same way.
>>81511778
Yeah but it's gotta be worse over there. Those bitches are tiny. They don't build em to handle american thighs.
>>81509095
Reminds me of the story about why Wayne Brady refuses to do shows in Japan despite speaking japanese.
The one time he did he was constantly heckled and had people asking him weird racist shit and while on stage some lady tried to grab his dick.
>>81518292
By pure crazy happenstance, I just found it over on /v/ the other day.
>>81532500
Wayne Brady speaks Japanese?
>>81531049
>Basically just remember that everyone is different and not everyone learns the same way.
but that's applicable to members of each gender. one man might learn an entirely different way from another man. It's why emphasizing standardized testing is such bullshit. You can't just chalk it up to gender differences.
>>81530657
The teacher heading the trip was weeaboo as fuck though
But I get what you mean about black weeaboos, my college had about a dozen of them, they hung out in the student center and always brought a few TV and gaming systems to play all day long when they weren't watching anime
>>81530742
>If you meet him again ask where the fuck my gold is.
It's been 6 years and I haven't seen him since the trip, sorry bout that anon
>>81531049
Well to be fair teaching and academia in general was originally founded for men only, so it's inherently geared towards men in the first place. It was until the early 1900s when women started being admitted into universities
>>81523329
>And she is all the way in the pacific.
I thought she said she was already back in Texas?
>>81502517
Yes, but she lives in Japan. And if anime's taught me anything, sexual harassment in Japan is like saying hello
>>81532767
>half the fighters are enjoying it.
>>81512679
8/10 made me kek
>>81531015
This is good.
>>81502288
>not liking butt
faggot
>>81523483
Oh fuck!
Captcha: Bread
Mary has returned to the States, but Japan has brought in a new cartoon English teacher...
>>81532767
I don't know who the brown girl is but the look on her face is priceless.
![new_horizon_ellen_baker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0g2sOZy.jpg "new_horizon_ellen_baker[1].jpg")
>>81537853
apparently Mary's class used the previous edition of this textbook, which has now been moeified.
>>81508387
Is there an easy access archive or something that will let me read Gaijin Chronicles from the beginning? All I can find is what I assume is the main site, but it has infinite scrolling which makes finding the oldest entries a pain in the ass.
>>81518397
/fit/ please go.
>>81538180
You know, I've always been curious about art styles in Japan that weren't attached to manga/anime. I thought that things like children's books or textbooks might come in a different style, similar to how we don't have one catch-all art style in the west. I'm not sure if I'm surprised, but I'm definitely disappointed.
>>81515655
That first panel absolutely qualifies as porn
>>81509095
This is what Japan is like for Japanese people if interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJWAuVjKGOQ
>>81521471
>>81521515
Now wondering how many pedos get a job as an English teacher in Japan for all this. Must be like fucking heaven to them.
>>81538052
Ramlethal
I do not understand how kids can enjoy taking kancho. I can hardly get a finger into my own asshole going slowly, if someone tried to jam two in there at the same time with their nails, going quickly and inaccurately? Fuck, man.
>>81521153
She identifies as asexual so good ruck
>>81530110
KFC is a Christmas staple in Japan. By some miracle of marketing KFC has tricked the Japanese people into associating it with Christmas.
>>81539152
Generally you'll get less detailed kiddy stuff. Think Osomatsu san. But you'll still get a lot of anime.
>>81539939
If fir trees and chemical soaked logs can somehow become Christmas staples then I don't see why chicken can't become one too.
>>81540019
Not just chicken. KFC specifically. And their KFCs all have life sized Colonel statues out front.
>>81522331
>probably lack of good parenting
That's basically almost entirely it. That and a culture that frowns upon people excelling in ways that are socially beneficial.
People often gloss over the fact that, for example, in LA the asian community is typically geographically side-by-side or within the shared space of black communities. In other words, the asian communities are typically unbelievably poor because of a constant influx of immigrants. And yet time and time again first generation asians outperform blacks in every academic field, even under similar living conditions.
Poverty isn't necessarily indicative of anything, but shitty absentee parenting pretty much goes hand in hand with creating losers.
>>81539939
The only reason for chicken is solely because of Japan's lack of turkeys (most other countries eat turkey for X-Mas), thats it, the fact that KFC if the largest chicken joint on earth does help however.
Rasing Cains needs to be exported there however.
>>81540251
I thought it was geese? Or hams? I dunno, it turns out there are different kinds of white people. Wild.
>>81540358
Ham is pared with turkey, at one point they did use geese but turkeys are much more common so most countries eat turkeys because of it.
Because of Japan's lack of turkeys they use the next best thing, chicken.
Really now, they need to export Rasing Cains there.
>>81540251
I prefer Popeyes. KFC is shit compared to it. Cains is some good shit though.
>>81540180
It's more that Asians, and all foreigners, push their kids to do very well. Asian parents are known for being incredibly strict but it's the same exact thing for African parents too. It's because they came to America because we have all these opportunities and they're going to force their kids to get them.
Black culture being a bunch of bullshit doesn't help.
>>81540586
I miss Double Downs however.
Popeyes is a good pick.
>>81540526
I dunno, at this point I think that the regional KFC pretty much has a monopoly on chicken and they do it really well. Also there might be some mob things attached but that's probably just my Demolition Man fantasy of corporate chain wars coming to life
>>81525861
Next time, I want to be Sailor Moon
>>81540691
They are many places in Japan that lack a KFC, thats where the other chicken joints like Cains will take there place.
>>81540008
Oh, so like My Neighbors the Yamadas. That makes sense. Still disappointing how ubiquitous a single style has become, though. Art is best when there's enough variety that new developments and experimentation happen regularly.
>>81540811
Are you a Cain's shill, what is with your obsession with that restaurant?
>>81540859
I just like that joint alot is all.
You have any other chicken joints to enter the Japanese market for areas that lack KFCs?
If you went to Japan, would you try to stick your fingers up a girl's butt?
>>81541062
No, what am I, straight?
>>81540055
Can confirm this
Saw one dressed as Santa on my study abroad trip
>>81508387
>>81509095
>>81539413
I want Trevor Noah to visit Japan
>>81540830
Bruh. Anime is not a single style. That's the same thing as calling western art a single style. Just because you can tell where it came from doesn't mean it's the same.
>>81539939
You mean like Coca-Cola has done to the rest of the world
>>81541245
>Not knowing about the odd flavors of Pepsi & MtDew in Japan.
>Not knowing about Doritos MtDew which was exported to the US through sister collages that Japan has in the US.
>>81541375
I mean the
>By some miracle of marketing KFC has tricked the Japanese people into associating it with Christmas.
Part
>>81541417
I mean you may think of the Coke Christmas commercials but who drinks it exclusively on Christmas?
>>81502191
I remember the first time I saw kanchoo in an anime. I was like, what the fuck. Little kids are sexually assaulting each other.
>>81541440
Nobody, well Sweden kind of does. They have something called Julmust, more CO2 and less sugar then Cola. They go crazy for it on Christmas
>>81541417
Again, lack of turkeys.
>>81541440
Coke is a year round thing.
Remember to get glass Mexican Coke or Canadian Coke as they use real sugar.
>Extra points if you can find Pass Over Coke, also using real sugar.
>>81532500
>Wayne Brady
>Japanese
>Dick Grabbing
I only read those three words, but, sign me up for whatever it is.
>>81541626
I hate Coke.I tried a Mexican Coke and it was worse.
>>81540674
As someone with islander parents, I can attest to this.
>>81541909
How?
>>81541984
Coke tastes like shit. Pepsi too. Dr Pepper is the best undisputedly
>>81541440
Coke invented Santa Claus.
Like the image we have now of the red suit with white trim and the fat sweaty bastard hobo beard
and that fucking hat
>>81541501
kumamiko got an anime?
>>81541241
Fair enough, poor phrasing on my part. But there is disappointingly little variation between most of the anime styles, with very few outliers, especially when compared to art in western media.
>>81542255
Are you a Texan?
>>81542267
Nope. I looked it up and funnily did find a revisionist history article on coke's own website saying they did though. That image of Santa was around before Coke started using him in ads but Coke may have solidified that version into being the one version.
>>81542403
Yes.
>>81540679
Did someone say Double Down?
>>81542267
That's a myth.
He was depicted wearing his outfit before Coke started using him.
Now, it's very possible that they made the outfit more famous, but they didn't invent him.
>>81542255
>Dr Pepper
>not Mr Pibb
Well looks like we got ourselves some slick shit city boy liberal here, huh.
>>81542608
You must be joking.
>>81542403
I am not him but I am a Texan and also think Dr Pepper is the best soda.
>>81542489
>>81542608
I am also a Texan, Dr. Pepper is the best. Pibb lovers are the urban liberals, you Yankee.
>>81542743
You sound like an Austin fag with your white collar Dr Pepper tastes. If you ain't a lib, you'd be drinking Pibb.
>>81542720
>>81542743
>all my Texan bros with good taste in soda
>there are literal trash humans in this thread that don't put RC cola above all others
It's called pop you confederate degenerates
>>81542993
Is RC cola still a thing? I've had it once and it was at a mostly abandoned rest area that somehow had that one machine running. Did I drink hainted coke?
>>81502517
It kinda is but I say "boo-boop"
>>81502517
>You can't go around groping women's tits while going "ha ha I totally got you!".
Someday Anon.
Someday...
>>81543006
I went to college in Michigan and had to fight back the urge to spit in people's faces whenever the filthy word "pop" escaped their mouths. Saying "pop" is like communicating to someone in gibberish cutesy baby speak, it just makes you look like an idiot.
It's soda or, in select instances, a catch all "coke" can be used much in the same way we say Q-Tip instead of cotton swab.
>>81543134
Soda-pop
>>81543134
I disagree with using coke as a catch all.
>>81502191
>what can we do
why dont they just ban it from school
thatd probably stop it dummy
jap parents are strict they dont want a phonecall home
>>81542993
I thought RC Cola was basically store brand.
>>81543134
>hate pop
>but is fine with coke
Sure, if you think it's okay to say Q-Tip for a cotton swab, pad or ball and stare like an idiot when the person you are addressing looks at you like you are a gormless fucking moron after handing them a cotton ball when they asked for a fucking cotton swab.
Because that is what you are, a fucking moron and a moron enabler. Fuck you and fuck your coke.
>>81543203
Disgusting.
>>81543217
In select instances, it works. For example if you are at a restaurant and just want a soda without preference. You ask for a coke without the solidified desire for only Coca-Cola such that if they say they only have Pepsi, it's fine. But if you were to write out the word, it would be "coke" and not "Coke".
>>81543357
Hey.
Go squat in the fucking mud with the rest of the pop subhumans.
>>81543384
>a soda without preference
But why wouldn't you order Dr. Pepper?
>>81543414
>implying I say pop
>implying I say coke
>implying I say soda
>implying I drink soft drinks
Nah, just felt like venting. Anything but soft drink is wrong though.
>>81543451
Because Dr Pepper is shit, just like all the other hipster-friendly pretenders to the throne. It belongs in the gutter with Vernors and other such ilk.
>>81543384
>if you are at a restaurant and just want a soda without preference. You ask for a coke without the solidified desire for only Coca-Cola such that if they say they only have Pepsi, it's fine.
...What. That doesn't make any sense. If you ask for a Coke they're going to give you a Coke.
>>81543513
But any drink without alcohol is a soft drink. How do you distinguish soda from other nonalcoholic drinks?
>>81543513
Soft drink is technical. It's soda.
