Homestuck thread! EOA6 projected for midnight est.
What are your best memories of the cringefest that was/is homestuck fandom?
>>81498208
inb4 del
Where did this "upd8 at midnight" idea come from? What has happened to indicate it?
>>81498208
Im going to have to miss the updates because i need to go to bed for classes tomorrow. I guess i'll just watch it tomorrow and read the threads by recording this post number. Say hey to future me i guess.
>>81498234
why the fuck are the mods deleting homestuck threads?
Which thread will survive?
>>81498192
>>81498280
Never mind, just found out
>>81498280
paperseverywhere (Adrienne Garcia) spilled the beans
>>81498293
the one with the most replies or the one made first
>>81498391
The replies are even, the other was a minute earlier.
>>81498208
I'll be so thrilled to get off this ride
>>81498452probably not this one. nobody's saying anything!
UPD8
>>81498567
reee etc you got me
>>81498511
Just wait till a shitpost happens. Then it's a thread.
>>81498567
spoke too soon. never mind.
>>81498587
I aim to please :^)
>Tried to make one last reread because it's been years and you forget shit
>Think I have time to make it all the way
>Find out it's updating on the 6th instead of the 13th
>Only just got to Caliborn:[Enter]
>Still 3000 pages to ago with not enough time to finish
Well fuck. I hope it won't matter that much. I'd rather watch the update with everybody now then take another week to finish when all the hype, discussion and first impressions have died off.
I'm just watching this thread. When the post numbers start flaring up then I know it will be time.
>>81499304
its already happened youre just in the wrong thread
>>81499328
OH FUCK
Terezi'sthick, thick love handles
>>81498208
DaveRezi literally make the other powers superfluous.
Considering the dogs can be Time stopped, and that Dave survived pretty well by himself they could probably have been sent there.
Fuck they made Jane pointless.
>>81501931
Jane brought 2 people back to life.
chibi anime bullshit
fuck my sides clover dancing on karkat
UNDERTALE REFERENCE REEEEEEEEEE
poor dave
>>81502020
This guest art, man.
Any of the artists uploaded their contributions?
YES
Cascade >>>>>>>>> Collide
Prove me wrong.
>thedecapitation
You wot m8
The music was good but, the animation was so very very crappy. Pre Act 4 stuff was better then this.
I'd like some rips of the Fraymotif things but honestly this whole thing reeked of rushed production. Oh well, best off anyway.
At least Dad got to kick some ass.
>>81503175
Pre act 4 stuff was on the same tier
And that tier was good
FUCK YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR HEIR OF GRIEF TO BE USED FOR THE LONGEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_icK3AHDgc
That was just great all around. I never thought I'd see another action sequence/STRIFE in Homestuck again. So much shit was going on I'm in a bit of an overload right now.
>>81503154
Dave realized that it was his best moment to take both Jacks down even at that cost of Dirk's life. It looks like he has something planed though.
>>81503005
cascade is hands down the best homestuck track
>>81503175
yeah it wasn't very well animated at all, and a lot of the guest art didn't even look like it was trying to mesh well with the style of the comic
Oh shit there's an updoot
guess I should go watch it even though I REMEMBER NOTHING
D-did Karkat do a thing?
Did he really win a goddamn fight?
This can't be real.
>>81503175
What was wrong with the animation?
The only time it was jarring IMO was with Jade and the dogs. Was hard to tell what she was even supposed to be doing sometimes cos sliding static images.
I thought Karkat was being modest about how bad he was at fighting, holy shit.
But Roxy kicked ass, I liked how she used the cubes.
I was expecting Dirk to impale himself to get the Jacks.
I wanna know what the individual tracks were, anyone know? or are they brand new?
>>81503265
The greatest achievement of his entire existence. Defeating Clover is no easy task either.
opinion time
http://strawpoll.me/7293393
>>81503307
>Defeating Clover is no easy task either.
no easy task? it's literally impossible
or it was supposed to be
>>81503294
The only 2 i recognized were the unused portion of Eternity's Shylock and Heir of Grief.
>crap animation
>crap guest art that does nothing to match the style of the comic
>no effort to mix the songs together
>nothing happens except characters having a slap fest
Why was this 18 minutes long.
well this looks crap so far but I'm happy to see grey wizard and beuaitufl ponies
>>81503307
Wasn't Clover the physically weakest of all the Felt? It's a great achievement for him.
Oh shit, I forgot Clover had the whole luck thing. What the fuck does this mean? Is Karkat immune to time bullshit?
BUT WHAT OF THE CLOUN
KatNep - 1
Act 6 - finally fucking over
>>81503413
Karkat didn't beat his luck, he beat him with skill and determination.
HOLY SHIT IT UPDATED?!
I MISSEDyou hsg
>>81503236
Since when did guest art ever try to do that?
>>81503418
#FREETHEHONKFRIEND2K16
#CLOWNDIDNOTHINGWRONG
#FRIDGEGATE
>>81503413
I think he's immune to probability manipulation?
Don't know how useful that is, except against Vriska?
>>81502138
that's a living Eridan
On top of a shrek lusus
holding a cotton candy.
>>81503527
Nobody missed HSG, it's bad and will always be bad.
>>81503418
Stuck in the fridge forever where he belongs.
tfw rex english made in the final flash.
>>81503561
CANON
Album torrent where
>>81503562
Don't be silly.
You'll always have HSG.
>PM coldclocking Jade
So for someone who stopped reading years ago, what actually happened? Did they put the thing in the thing and solve Homestuck?
more opinion input necessary
http://strawpoll.me/7293420
Jack got in some good hits. Shame this is probably the end of him.
Well, unless Hussie got his head.
>>81502138
god has abandoned us
>>81503695
>not knowing quality hsg memes
[S] Collide album download when?
Am I the only one who thinks Aranea's still got a role to play?
>>81503675
Yes anon, it finally happened. They defeated the Homestuck.
>>81503675
They finally unstuck themselves from Home.
>>81503721
quality hsg memes include: *wwalks into thread*, shai'hulud, sandworms, roxykitty, ghosts, farts, and snazzy jackets
quality hsg memes do not include: shrek
tavros fighting made me so happy
it's his time to shine
>>81503814
Wait Shai'hulud? Is there a database where I can get more information on these memes?
>blundertale reference
it's fucking SHIT
>>81503817
Seriously. I never would have thought he'd actually put up a fight against LE. He may not have been very effective but at least he didnt get one-shotted like a ghost bitch. I'm proud of him.
>>81503814
i stopped coming to hsg a pretty long while before the end
what's a snazzy jacket?
>>81503814
way to be fucking wrong lol
summer fun eri and "shrek is eri's lovvin father" are solid memes
me after [s]Collide
>>81503878
a thing you wear, as in "*wwalks in wwearin his snazzy fuckin jacket* eyy"
>>81503883
nothing involving shrek is good
>>81503561
SOME
>>81503817
I was so happy when he got screentime
>>81503814
the last hsg meme i remember is ovipositive
>>81503854
You don't understand
That was actually MADE by Toby and Temmie
>>81503908
>nothing involving shrek is good
i don't have a meme face to express how wrong you are
so here take this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWkO15-gcE
Anyone else sort of disappointed that it wasnt shitty™?
I thought the still pages by guests were super cute but in animation? It's a bad kind of shitty
Jake fighting The Felt was adorable though. Also is there any relevance to the Condesce being taken down by Bro's shitty katana?
Hussie really forgot how to make Strifes visually interesting.
Holy fucking shit. I knew the ending to homestuck was going to be unsatisfying, but I had no idea it could possibly be this crappy.
Hussie just fucking gave up! No plot twists, no resolutions. Just a fucking 18 minute fight scene where dave kills his own brother and roxy kills the condesce
Jesus fucking christ I feel like I've been robbed, and you know what? I have! I fucking wasted my money on the kickstarter campaign. Fuck this entire fucking mess!
>>81503956
I don'
t
give a shit
>>81504022
kek
>>81504022
it's not OVER YOU STUPID PIECE OF
this is bait isn't it
stop that
>>81504022
Stop being melodramatic.
So Lord English is still around.
Do you guys think that was Karkat's moment? It's weird that he got so much attention in this flash despite doing sweet fuck all.
who linked HSG to this thread
>>81504022
but its not the end
wait, this suspiciously sounds like a tumblr post
hmmmmmmmmmm
>guzusuru
>I did the compositing for [S] Collide! Andrew sent clips to me with instructions, and I did the camera movement, the music syncing, stitching, rendering, etc. I also drew that one Tavros dancing cut.
>the person who did Lullaby for Gods did the video
holy SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfP9N28buk
>>81504022
inb4 you claim this asspain was all just an elaborate performance piece
>no SWEET CATCH when Dave catches Dirk's head
ONE FUCKING JOB, HUSSIE
>>81504022
i know this is bait, but the flash really was pretty lackluster
everything tied up too tidy, there were no surprises
>>81504065
why would hsg not know about this thread dude
>>81504061
Karkat is literal cancer
it's good when he does nothing
>>81504123
Given how big the circlejerk there is, I'm surprised they even know the outside world exists at all
When you said Undertale reference I thought it was going to be something like someone entering and exiting a window in a specific pose. Jesus Christ that was the most blatant and unimaginative way of doing it.
>>81504123
just opened up the catalog as the old thread died.
FELT SHENANIGANS are all I wanted. I can die happy now.
My thread lives! I had resigned myself to its slow demise, yet it flourishes! I'm so happy you guys used it
Well the reactions here are as hyped and generic as expected. You know it's ending in a few days, right?
back to the kool kids klubhouse for me, but hi to everyone who posted here back in the day
>>81504200
where even is hsg now? dumbgarbage is daoots
>>81502011
Honestly if Dave was willing to abuse his time travel more he and Terezi could have done the same.
I'm so ready for some Karkat X Vriska though.
>He used bondage on a luck based character
>all that shitty guest art
>>81504246
toby and temmie literally made it tho
>>81504114
>>81504053
>>81504054
>>81504091
>>81504116
No, it's not technically over, but it still doesn't matter. 18 minutes of fighting to shitty music, Dave killed his own brother, Jane didn't kill the condesce, Jasprose served no fucking purpose, and nothing interesting at all happened
WE WAITED MONTHS FOR THIS BULLSHIT! YEARS EVEN!
>>81504200
>not being part of old school hsg and refusing to participate in off-site alternate chan nonsense
tripfag cesspool all of it
>>81504246
Eh, Temmie actually worked on it so whatever
Everyone few minutes ago
>>81504291
>>81504264
Homestuck is ending
and then Hussie launches his new story on 06/16/16
>>81504291
DECADES!
>>81504265
/homosuck/ on infinite shit chan
>>81504291
there's a whole act left
also if you think dave beheading dirk is somehow bad i dont know what to say to you
>>81504291
and you can wait one more week
>>81504291
Honestly that's kind of a relief. I don't know if I could take anymore bullshit and plot twists. At least this way we're getting a bit of closure
>>81503990
She kill Dav with Katana befor so Roxe kill her with katana too
>>81504246
It was LITERALLY made by the people who make Undertale
This flash would've been alright if it came hot off the heels of cascade.
As it is we waited through the slog that was act 6, then several gigantic hiatuses. After all that, this feels... lackluster.
>>81504287
>>81504374
How does that change anything?
>>81504395
It's really hard to even care at this point, honestly.
I don't feel hype. I just want to see the end.
>>81504395
it's not hussie's fault that you're dead inside
why did you let your hype die?
>>81504323
industrial accident? Bullshit! I AM A FUCKING SODIUM ELEMENTAL!
>>81504341
>Dave beheading Dirk
>Dave who is fucking terriefed of fighting and lived in fear and awe of his brother for fucking years
>>81504358
A RELIEF? This comic defined four years of my fucking life, and it was capped off nothing! Everything I liked about homestuck was forgotten! Vriska's plan fucking worked!
>>81504361
Thak
>>81504444
dirk isn't his brother
bro is his brother
>>81504438
same here, I'm sure most of the fanbase feels the same
We're just all here to see it end
>>81504444
>This comic defined four years of my fucking life
jeez bro, it's just a comic. Calm down.
I liked the fan art slideshow
how about you guys
>>81504395
Partly this. Collide was phenomenal but I was nowhere near hyped for it like I was Cascade. The build up to that one was amazing.
album download when?
>>81504395
all this waiting and he didnt even animate this himself. It's like Hussie isnt invested anymore
What the fuck is he even doing these days?
>>81504444
In an alternate universe, Dave beheading his older brother in a time of need would signal a bit of character growth in a coming of age story arc.
>>81504442
I'm fairly certain that it is 100% Hussie's fault that he stopped updating.
>>81504444
Can you save your complaining until the actual end
>>81504510
Buying Olive Garden shares.
>>81504484
who even reads homestuck besides the obligation they feel to see it through
even
>>81504045
>>81503854
>homestuck idiot talking shit
lmaofao
>>81504510
making a video game, mostly
What was Hussie saying to Vriska? I killed all these characters so we could be together?
>>81504022
>I fucking wasted my money on the kickstarter campaign.
ahahaahahahahaha
you fucking moron
>>81504004
Tell me about it. The Dave vs Bro strifes in Act 3 were more interesting than the clusterfuck that was Collide.
>>81504518
this
homestuck fandom itself was going hard when hussie stopped updating, it only waned when he started taking month long breaks
i know he had to handle a bunch of shit with the game production, but it killed homestuck
>>81504510
Presumably working on getting the Homestuck game that got financially ultracucked in something resembling working order
>>81504520
You people always say that, but I guarantee when the actual end comes you will also say "why are you still complaining, it's over!" Shove off, if people want to vent they will.
>>81503733
YUP
ALL SERKETS DOOMED TO IRRELEVANCY
THANKS HUSS
>>81504444
This i was hoping for a complete ridiculous meltdown from hsg
>>81504569
clusterfuck that is collide is right
another example of how massive homestuck grew beyond how it could be handled
>>81504529
>mfw i moved on entirely and am just visiting by to see the reactions
i could barely get past a few minutes of the flash.... i just cared so little. lil old me back in 2011 hsg could have never conceived of this, i was so obsessed.
>>81504569
>Tell me about it. The Dave vs Bro strifes in Act 3 were more interesting than the clusterfuck that was Collide.
The music was fantastic, too.
>tfw still have Strider Style pt 2 on your playlist
>Crowbar lives
>>81504627
>>81504569
all this flash did was remind me of how good caliborn enter and jack ascend were.
quality over quantity. i didnt care much for cascade either but the hype was still more warranted than this mess.
>>81504444
>>Dave who is fucking terriefed of fighting and lived in fear and awe of his brother for fucking years
homestuck is about growing up, dipshit
>>81504516
fucking this
christ
>>81504518
>>81504577
it's literally not his fault that you lost hope and lost hype
it's yours
you gave up on him
don't put this shit on him
plenty of people stood by him and remained excited and patient
and they were all still hype today
don't blame hussie for your weakness of spirit in the dace of adversity
>>81504632
This image contains Vriska's only contribution to the final battle.
Man oh man that sure was a great flash.
>>81504516
not to mention time traveling
Proof davekat won't happen
>>81504632
>tfw vriska will never punch you in the dick
WHy even live?
>>81504609
I only even came around tonight because I thought I heard something about people talking about bowman
turns out they're just posting that old video of him pretending to be radiation, in /v/ or something
>>81504665
>fucking this
I said in an alternate universe. In this universe where character development doesn't matter it's just a scene, that you can infer what it was originally meant to represent.
>>81504632
I thought that whole bit looked weird so I paused it and stared for a few minutes until I realized she has no fangs.
>>81504510
Contemplating suicide
That ending part was too anime.
It was almost too cringy to watch
>>81504707
it's the exact same fucking series of events
it means the same thing
that is literally what happened
it was literally character growth for dave
>>81504589
Just thought it was silly he was complaining about the end when it hasn't ended
the real winner
I'll metaphorically suck your dick if you upload the album
>>81504510
Anon, he hasn't been invested since like 2011.
>>81503413
No, Karkat is immune to luck bullshit.
He is the Serket Slayer.
>>81504771
I'll upload the album if you draw me a pregnant Jade
>>81504740
Context matters.
>tfw you deleted you 1000+ Homestuck folder months ago
>>81504760
this fight was the climax of the story, now we've just got the epilogue.
whatever happened to mom lalonde?
>>81504734
where were you during the other flashes lmao
>>81504811
>tfw you did it years ago and it was a great decision
>update
Wow it's fucking nothing.
>>81504395
Reminder that EOA6 was 30% complete this February. This isn't what he's been spending years on.
>>81504810
how could the context be different in order to mean that?
>>81504816
>climax
>LE isn't dead yet
>>81504834
18 whole minutes of it.
Watching them drag the corpse across the finish line.
>>81504734
This. It reminded me of the Homestuck anime prank that the 'fandom' created years ago with all the fake Openings
It was like a really good fan animation but nothing that should be hosted on the official site
>>81504779
>No, Karkat is immune to luck bullshit.
Since when?
>>81504791
I'm almost as good an artist as Caliborn
>best fight
Striders/Terezi vs Jack English and Spades
>worst fight
fucking nobody cares about dogs
>best moment
Kanaya doing make-up while all the flashy shit happens
>youtube
kek
All I want is one final music album with all the songs we've had teased over the years. I don't even care about the end of the story anymore. This just isn't anything to care about.
>>81504816
There's still an ending though, the climax isn't the end of the story
>>81504875
>>81504876
Neither of these are Jades, so no upload.
>>81504839
yeah he's been spending years on his trainwreck of a game. poor dude.
i havent watched the update but did our prince return yet?
>>81504868
Since NOW
>>81504843
Instead of character moments happening offscreen or rendered completely irrelevant, turning characters into unrecognizable plot devices, that didn't happen. In such an alternate universe, this moment is the climax of Dave's character arc, and has been building in a logical way since the beginning.
>>81504914
How the fuck are those not Jades
>>81504920
yes
>Condy gets stabbed in the back by Roxy with Bro's sword.
That seemed really sudden, like they were trying to wrap shit up quick because just a scene prior to that, Condy was beating the ever-loving shit out of all of them.
>>81504889
I'm still waiting to hear through my channels whether or not volume 10 is going to exist
>>81504839
We had our action. Now it's time for Alt Calliope, getting Stuck in a Home, and arquius/dad STRONGSHIPPING.
Roxy was the best part of act 6. Loved this part.
>>81504920
he did for a brief moment alongside a very special guest.
post yfw dad
>>81504676
No
>>81504887
It's because he wanted to see the view count so a show could be made
>john not making the final blow on any of the bosses
It's shit.
>>81504928
Point out how they are.
>>81504779
>He is the Serket Layer
>>81504889
They need to lock Toby in a room and make him finish whatever null was.
>>81504938
>that tatsumaki to shoryuken
Best fucking girl. I'm glad she got to finish off Condy.
>>81504928
that is very clearly a jode, not a jade >>81504876
>>81504955
First Jade
>long hair
>dog ears
>glasses
>buck teeth
>shitty attempt at Space symbol
Second Jade
>glasses
>dog ears
>shitty attempt at Space symbol
>green sun shit
>>81504953
LE still isn't dead yet
>>81504949
Well I liked it.
>>81504932
even musicians have no clue
Jade was prettycute
well, i guess we did it
just another week and then we can all kill ourselves
>>81504953
>Jake really was relegated to unimportant mid-bosses
All the buildup and speculation for nothing
>>81504510
Yeah this really hits the nail on the head
It's not a bad flash itself. It just feels like a waste of time in context.
Like Act 6 in its entirety is probably as long as the rest of the comic and took over 4 years with constant breaks. Even if it was perfect it can't repair the damage, and a big final battle doesn't have much weight if you don't care about anything leading up to it.
Act 6 could have been a third of the length and probably would have been better for it.
>>81505010
my channels are "do I send an email or not"
>>81504931
the scene for this battle immediatley before that showed HIC psionically choking out everyone but Roxy, who had drawn the sword
>waited over a year for this shitty fanart slideshow
>>81504444
oh hey PoM
no wonder your opinions are shit
Lord English fighting was the best part.
>>81505026
He defeats Caliborn later. Remember? Serves his ass so hard that Caliborn decides to use his name.
why did spades need to die again?
>>81505011
Everyone looked pretty cute in this.
>>81505069
which one?
>>81505080
cyborg one.
>>81504968
DELETE THIS
Why Vriska fighting against the Huss?
>>81505030
definitely. it's just the risks you have to take when you're doing an off the cuff experimental sort of comic, i guess.
>John "The Main Character" Egbert did fuck all for the whole fight.
B R A V O
>>81505066
I think Caliborn is mistaken and is confusing John with Jake. It was John that whooped his ass but Jake is the one he sees
Is that memechan HSG still going?
>>81505060
He had nice MvC Hulk animations, but that scene had the most blatant example of characters standing around in static poses during a fight. All the fights suffered hard for it, but it was worst in his bit. And I know someone is going to say that time stop makes it okay, but even with time stop the figures should be stopped in less nothing poses so it isn't so visually boring.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MS. PAINT
ERIDAN REDEMPTION ARC WHEN
>>81505047
that's homestuck for you
UN OWEN WAS HER CONFIRMED FOR EOA7!!!!!!!
>>81505098
To make sure she didn't do anything important.
>>81505144
she got whooped by cans I believe
>>81505094
I dont think he did but since he was showing up, he needed to be dealt with since he'd undoubtedly cause trouble
He was only there to avenge his Casino and Scofflaws afterall
>>81505147
*post-cascade homestuck
>>81505114
John beat him up during Game Over. Then he kills Yaldabaoth. Then the eight human kids show up and fight him. Then this happens: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009333
It's Jake.
>>81505132
im not defending it at all but by now you really should not be expecting good art or animation from homestuck. it was always a story about quantity over quality, that's how it got any hype in the first place.
>>81505160
NO
WHERE IS SHE
HOLY SHIT UPDATE
ERI HAS RETURNED
>>81505011
Jade's the cutest
Compare this combat animation to Game Over. There, that's why this whole thing sucks.
Game Over showed how a fight scene could be incredible. This.. this was sprite-comic 1999 tier. Enjoy!
>>81505176
oh yeah. My bad I legitimately forgot about this. It's been too damn long
>>81505182
I shouldn't, but I am. Dave vs Bro was much more interesting to watch than this.
>thread not going 5 posts each constant refresh
Homestuck is dead. No one cares.
>>81505218
fuck off pom
>>81505218
>Game Over showed how a fight scene could be incredible
>>81505240
Everyone's still in the other 1000+ post thread.
> that undertale reference
homestuck confirmed for bros
>>81505026
You do realize they all have more to do right?
>>81505218
Game Over is one of the worst looking things in the comic
>>81505272
considering andrew has been collecting assets in preperation for this flash for 3 years (according to igglepig), this was a last minute addition. th-thanks radiation.
