"Anon...Let's fuse."
I am a grown ass man I do not need to fuse
I'd have sex with her if you catch my drift
>>81497817
Disgusting
>>81497817
The beard stays.
l-lewd
Sure.
>>81497817
>Ever wanting anything to do with this rotted corpse I call my body
>>81497817
>Y-y-you say that like you don't think I've fused before.
>I've fused plenty of times before!
>Y-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HASN'T FUSED YET!
>>81497817
But Garnet i'm just a human
>>81497817
U-Um...
>>81498025
>>81497817
B-but humans can't fuse with gems!
Man if I could have one gem power in real life it would undoubtedly be fusion.
Sure. Just let me finish "fusing" with Peridot first.
>>81497817
Should I watch this dumbass show? I've seen a decent number of clips but I can't figure out if it's brilliant or terrible.
>>81498310
They're just ten minute episodes, you may as well to alleviate curiosity.
>>81497905
>>81498310
you'll be fulfilling a self fulfiiling prophecy with that kind of talk.
>>81498310
Personally all the episodes before Steven the Sword Fighter looks like trash.
>>81498290
steveidot is a sin.
>>81498371
That's what I thought about Bravest Warriors.
>>81498412
Which, brilliant or terrible?
The fact that fusion carries sultry sexual undertones, cutesy-kiddy-romance undertones, close personal friend undertones, and utilitarian war machine undertones all at once fucks with my head.
>>81498310
Give it a couple of episodes and see how you feel. People usually say watch up to 12 before passing judgement, but if the overall aesthetic and tone rub you the wrong way you don't have to force yourself beyond 6 or so. It does eventually hit some pretty great drama, plot and lore, but it all heavily rests on the early world-building, so don't try to watch only the 'good' scenes or force yourself to reach the point in the show where 'things start happening'.
>>81498729
I think thats the point, its a alien concept
>>81498032
Top kek
>>81498729
>>81498733
Thanks anon.
>>81498928
>>81499115
>>81499115
The eyes on the pearl/rose fuse are so off-putting.
But what if my penis gets in the way
>>81497817
GATTAI DA?
Can we combine instead?
>>81499781
>>81499778
gattai mind
>>81498491
It's endgame.
>>81499778
>>81499832
and now i'm seeing that whole Gurren Lagann scene play out with Steven in Kamina's roll and maybe Connie in Simon's.
And instead of forming Stevonnie, he just picks Connie up and sets her on his shoulders.
>>81499185
The lez is strong with this one.
>>81499115
Now for the UK version!
>>81499115
Pearl is such a bitch.
>>81498310
>clips
magazines retard
>>81501477
Anon, snap out of it. You're flashing back, this is /co/, not /k/.
>>81501832
IN THE JUNGLE
>>81502270
THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
>>81497817
>fusing with a piece of shit like Garnet
>notConnie or Steven
was next? You want me to fuse with Pearl?
>>81499778
GATTAI?
>>81503331
GATTAI!
so now that we now its getting canceled you think another network would pick it up? maybe netflix?
>>81501376
It's stronger in the Garnet/Amethyst fusion.
>>81498810
No its not, its love, and just like the concept of love, it can mean many things
>>81499185
>>81503487
>>81503510
>>81497817
Unzips penis
>>81503359
>>81503331
GATTAI!
>>81503476
That's just human arrogance.
You could say that the closest approximation to fusion is love, but it's not love.
I would actually argue that Gem "love" is more pure than human "love", because Gem's are not driven by the desire to reproduce sexually.
It's solely based upon mental connection.
>>81503563
Don't bother, it'll only get in the way.
>>81497817
If a human impregnated Garnet, would she produce a human with two gems, or would only one of her components be sacrificed?
>>81498310
its like adventure time, just watch one season or two. if you dont like it by then dont bother
>>81503619
zips penis
>>81503571
Yeah I got nuthin over that.
>>81503660
Gattai?
>>81499778
>>81499781
>>81503331
>>81503359
>>81503571
V TOGETHER
>>81503681
gattai~
VORUTES FAAAAIVE
>>81503792
>>81503788
>>81503762
>>81503681
>>81503571
>>81503359
>>81503331
>>81499778
Good show guys. Good show.
>>81503792
>>81503788
>>81503932
GATTAAAAAAAAAIIII!
>>81503563
You mean "unzips pants" you idiot, not your penis
Why your penis caught in the zipper or something?
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.
Oh boy, I sure am glad anime was a thing that allowed SU to exist.
Combining Mechs when?
>>81501781
/k/ommando inna board, gets separated while on recon for dank memes. things start to get less slav and ar fag. he starts to lose his bearings. he starts to worry in this shifting color he has found himself in. patch me into /k/ he screams into his radio but to no avail. all he gets is crackled
>steveidot is sin
>pearl is worst gem
stumbling and confused but violent and drunk, he stumbles through the psychedelic jungle of memes he doesnt understand. he hears a twig snap, immediately he takes cover and pulls the pin on a m67 and clutches his psa ar he assembled in his garage with a paper plate and a screw driver.. he stops cold. finally something familiar..
>cl..
>cli..
>clip
>CLIP
>>81504108
NOW BROTHER
AOI SENKOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mBL7lmGr-w
>>81504032
>not knowing your memes.
Is it a breeze or a storm?
>>81504250
I really need to get around to finishing my backlog and watching Xabungle.
>>81498928
Pearl's blush knocks me out.
>>81499185
Post the sugilite one, it's the best.
>>81504343
You really should. It's nice.
>>81497905
You're as subtle as a rock.
Good job, I'm sure gems love that.
>>81497817
SO.. gotta say.. fuck all yall.. pearl is best gem. dont get the pearl hate
>>81504601
they can't handle theOCD
>>81504390
>>81504138
>violent and drunk, he stumbles through the psychedelic jungle of memes he doesnt understand
>>81504714
honestly she seems the most sincere about everyone else and not herself. can relate
>>81504809
thanks anon, i worked hard on that
>>81504890
Not him but you got me to laugh too.
>>81504961
Fucking noice
>>81505063
thats an image title if ive ever seen one
>>81504961
This is a blue board you asshole.
>>81505063
noice
>>81505295
shit. I meant to reply to >>81504961
>>81497817
Only if it's S1 Garnet. She looked so much better in shades of red.
>>81505324
>Implying >>81505063 isn't an accurate representation of Pearl's gem vag
>>81499185
That little shoulder shimmy she does at the end...
And the look on her face, like a woman diving into an oasis after almost dying of THIRST.
>>81499115
>Pearl fused with Rose to have a "victory" against Greg
>she inadvertently helped killed her master
>>81507666
>>81503633
>just watch one season or two
>there are only two seasons
>>81507666
Did you see Garnet's big fucking grin when Greg and Rose were dancing? It was like Pearl getting cucked was the greatest shit she'd ever seen.
>>81497817
someone still got a link to the flash where Garnet fingerbangs Peridot at the Barn?
>>81508728
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=189388&n=Fusion+by+Area+%28StevenUniverseGarnetPeridotLesbiansFingering%29.swf
>>81508757
thanks. I think that one's really cute.
>>81504781
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
Pic related was in a previous thread, and there was speculation about what would happen when Connie was going to die of old age. Permanent Stevonnie?
>>81509011
>Permanent Stevonnie?
Knowing Steven it would probably be that.
>>81509011
ôr maybe he bubbles her.
Possibly with a special freeze bubble.
>>81509119
>bubble her
that would be the saddest fucking ending ever
>>81509011
>He actually ages like a human and eventually dies.
>He lets her die of old age, and is forced to live forever.
>He bubbles her.
>Permafusion like Garnet.
>They find some way to keep her alive forever.
>She dies in the show when shit starts to get too real for a human to handle.
Only things I can think of. Finding a way to make her immortal feels almost like a cop out to me though, unless they really manage to build it up and make it not feel too forced.
As an aside, I feel like any human getting killed would cause a massive shitstorm.
>>81509131
>"I promise I'll find a way, no matter how long it takes."
>"It's ok, steven!"
>"Once I manage t-
>"no, Steven, it's ok.I love you."[pops the bubble]
Puny Humans!
>>81499781
Only if I can be on top.
>>81509120
Notice her waist is actually not that thick. And no fat tummy, either.
>>81509269
Yes, my diamond?
>>81498491
but a good sin at that
>>81509800
my pearl will give you the details.
>>81499185
>>81498928
IDK if I ship them, but scenes like this make me think that Garnet and Pearl are into each other but keep it on the DL. Especially when Pearl is seen clinging to Garnet's arm a lot of the time. Maybe you can look at it as a one-way attraction on Pearl's part, like she's using Garnet a surrogate for Rose.
>>81503426
It's coming back in June, what are you talking about?
>>81497817
Date the hiatus ends: December 30th 2022
Seriously, if the hiatuses were any longer this show would be cancelled.
>>81509951
uncle grandpa got one season cancelled.
Common /co/ hyperbole now dictates that every single CN show gets cancelled.
Sorry, you're not my type.Can you introduce me to Pearl?
>>81510120
sauce ?
>>81510098
no, she's mine.
keep your dumb gems, I have the best waifu
>>81510159
But this is a christian imageboard, anonbesides i don't have any sauce, i do have the full size image though
>>81510573
then post it
>>81510804
that doesn't work for cropped images. Neither does iqdb, or saucenao.
>>81510791
Which part of this is a christian imageboard you didn't read?http://imgur.com/zEud52A have fun
>>81511009
who's the one on the left, I don't recognize her?
>>81511234
Human Pearl from Steven's dream.
>>81511234
it'syou're mom
>>81497817
YUGO SHOKAN
>>81511321
oooh I see.
nice.
>>81497817
Humans can't fuse with Gems. Unless you're Steven.
>>81511453
well then we fuse with steven first and then we fuse with garnet
>>81511342
new SU meme?
>>81497817
It's already too crowded in here
>>81511758
>>81509828
>YD came to the conclusion that gem human hybrids posess a use for the imperium.
>Your task will be to create those hybrids by any means nececarry
>>81509905
Garnet feels strong respect and admiration for Pearl if you go by The Answer. Maybe she was disappointed that Pearl never really stopped being Rose's Pearl, even after Rose was gone. That would explain why Garnet wanted Greg and Rose to get together, so Pearl would develop some independence, and that is why it would explain why Garnet freaked out so badly in The Answer, because Pearl was acting like a dependent junkie.
>>81511907
>>81511925
You mean Cry for Help rather than The Answer on that last part, right?
>>81511997
I think they mean Friend Ship. Or maybe both Friend Ship and The Answer?
>>81512027
Yeah, you're right.
>>81511997
Shit, you're right. Call for Help was when that whole thing started.
Keystone Hotel is evidence against my theory, since all Ruby and Sapphire could do in that episode was bitch about how important fusion is. Maybe that is all those two care about, but Garnet has different priorities since she's known Pearl as an individual for thousands of years.
>>81512133
all RUBY could do was bitch about fusion, so all Sapphire could do was bitch about Ruby bitching about fusion, so then Ruby bitched about Sapphire bitching about Ruby......
and all Steven wanted was some free ice ;_;
>>81509224
>Perma-fusion like Garnet.
Would seem like the only end game to me..
Unless they figure out a way to make Steven a normal human...
>>81512223
they were both mad about fusion, but they both deal with issues so differently that they had to split.
Ruby loves to be direct, but Sapphire waits it out, so they split about what to do next.
>>81512301
>>81512285Steven has to make a Heroic Sacrifice to save the Earth and/or his friends, and all Connie gets is a Bittersweet Endingand that's a BEST case scenario, she might be foolish enough to make the sacrifice WITH him;_;
>>81511009
Link the full..
>>81511907
>>81512342
Try not to be too much of a downer..
>>81512342
>so this is it, the power of the gems...
>>81512342
I think Pearl might actually sudoku if that happened
>>81512285
I doubt Steven would want to be a full human. He'd basically no longer be what he's been raised all of his life to be.
>>81512509
This
>>81512509
That, and he'd get a huge existential crisis for the rest of his life, which may not be that long anyway.
>>81512285
Sorry to disapoint you but >>81500372 will be the endgame
>>81512381
You know, if Steven would impregnate Pearl, she could be the child/grandchild of Rose.
>>81512356
what do you mean, is there a set?
>>81512639
>>81512649
It's cropped
>>81512700
oh, of the many pearls?
I get it. I didn't even realize it was cropped.
>>81512639
Would she want that, though?
>>81512639
>>81512756
I wonder, is steven genetically a hybrid, or just a clone of Greg with a gem?
>>81512792
He's been described as an actual hybrid. His Gem is literally half of him.
>>81512442
Implying it won't be Jasper saying that about fusion.
>>81512817
I so want to see this.
>>81512817
I'd love to see Jasper liking fusion more and more. Just imagine her, Amethyst, Garnet, Lapis, Pearl, Peridot, and Steven fusing and becoming a huge warrior, and the first thing they say is "So this is the power of fusion..."
>>81512700
>>81512746
>>81512356
Damn right it's cropped
Here, have a cookiehttp://imgur.com/xk2vbJa
>>81512911
For future reference, the artist has a blog on Soup.
gnome-no.soup.io
You need to make an account, then make a friend request (should be in the lower left corner) to be able to see their art.
>>81512911
ugh, just make a bloody album.
>>81512442
>>81512954
Shouldn't it be Gem power?
>>81512948
But that wouldn't be fun
also see >>81512937
>>81497817
Fusion? That's for pussies.
I'm into FINAL FUSION!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wODKm9cI9Lw&nohtml5=False
>>81497817
Smiling Garnet allows gives me a warm feeling... somewhere.
>>81498310
It's certainly not terrible. If you're in need of a decent show to watch and you're able to make it past around 25 episodes of character establishing filler, then you should test the waters.
If you don't like what you find once the show picks up then you'll probably waste your time continuing to watch it: once the show finds its feet it stays fairly consistent in it's storytelling.
Still, the show's not for everyone, so if you think it's trash, it won't get any better.
>>81498438
Tiger Millionaire was a nice balance between old and new, I really wish the artists stop being so generous and buckle down in a consistent art style that doesn't look wonky every 2nd episode
>>81512639
>Pearl is Steven's adoptive mother
>She becomes her own daughter
fucking kek
>>81513724
Catch and release followed by when it rains is probably one of the worst offenders of this
One is on model, well animated with great expressions, the other had fat head steven and pointy ass chin peridot
>>81497905
I don't follow
>>81498310
meh , is ok but overrated as fuck.
Also fake feelings all over the place
>>81497817
What if I REfuse?
>>81515936
You have to be a fusion who unfused first.
>>81516001
I asked Ruby and Sapphire if they could just get along, again.they refused
>"Our memories of Rose can't be tainted by some overgrown brambles."
>"Look at them, they're a mess without her guidance. Directionless, pathetic, clinging, things.", says Pearl as she clings to Garnet.;_;
>>81516506
I hope Steven will find a way to help her get over Rose, and move on from the past.
>>81516506
yeah, that was a sad part that I understood on the spot. It has only been 13 years at that time, and most people in general still dont get over their lovers death at that time
>>81516570
Its a slow ride, but they're taking baby steps
>>81498310
is both depending on the episode
>>81501426
underrated post
>>81516656
>It has only been 13 years at that time
considering how old gems get, it might take much longer for her to get over it, if at all.
>>81504148
I really wanted a Steven vs Peridot fight and make it his first real serious fight ever and then have her join the team, sad thing is we are probably never getting one with just him fighting someone, maybe just on Stevonnie form
>>81516784
Peridot is already in the team, if Steven has to fight someone to get them to become a Crystal Gem it's likely going to be Jasper.
And if Steven only fights as fusions, I just hope that he won't just use Stevonnie and that he'll use other fusions in fights and battles as well.
>>81497817
Is stronger than you the most parodied song in western animation?
>>81516656
>It has only been 13 years at that time
That's hard to say considering Steven's looked the same, but I think that he was younger than 13 during Season 1A, and he became 13 sometime during Season 1B/Season 2 (if Steven's Birthday isn't a Season 2 episode).
>>81516835
>implying Steven will ever fuse with other gems
>>81516850
It unfortunately might be.
>>81516850
no. there isn't a single good parody, unless you count the Peridot rap intermission.
>>81516889
It's been hinted at too much, it's bound to happen.
>>81516897
>sapphire cries
>because she sees the future we're heading into
they'll never stop, will they?
>>81516929
it has been hinted that him being organic will not allow Steven to fuse with other gems
>>81516506
>This metaphor is so apt for something I don't want to think about that I can barely breath.
can you people stop it with the gay memes
>>81516981
>it has been hinted that him being organic will not allow Steven to fuse
>Stevonnie proves them wrong
ftfy
>>81517020
Gems can't fuse with humans.
And while Steven can indeed fuse with humans, that makes him unable to fuse with gems.
>>81497817
'Kay
>>81516981
That was Pearl theorizing that he couldn't fuse at all, and on the other hand there was Garnet saying that Steven will be great at fusion someday, her believing that Steven can pull of fusion, Rebecca saying that there's no way to know if Pearl and Steven will form a Rainbow Quartz until it happens, Steven saying in the guide that he haven't fused with any of the Gems yet, and Joe Johnston saying that Steven fusing with Gems seems like something that should happen naturally at one point or another.
>>81497928
I wanna fuse with a homeworld gem.
>>81517077
Nice headcanon.
>>81517077
baseless assumptions.
Steven isn't a human.
>>81517121
Thanks. I have high hopes of it eventually being canon.
>>81516899
https://youtu.be/xrfDI3LZTYA
>>81517167
I don't.
>>81517124
Steven's body is organic, and so he can fuse with other organic bodies. Gems however can't fuse with organics because they're not organic.
>>81517167
I don't, because that'd just completely cut a possible branch of character developement without any possible gain.
>>81517224
my point still stands.
>>81517245
>Steven's body has a gem, so he can fuse with other gems
see how that logic works?
>>81517245
Steven can turn his body into light, and the Gems' bodies are made of light. A fusion between Steven and a Gem would be a combination of flesh and hardlight, also known as body horror.
>>81517250
https://youtu.be/JGpyuXs8Y3E
>>81517283
But it's not the gems' gems that fuse, it is their "bodies" that do.
>>81517324
Do human bodies also turn into light? I mean, Connie's body also turned into light. If so, why don't gems and humans fuse?
>>81517410
Connie's body turned into light because of Steven being a hybrid.
>>81517283
im still waiting for him to fuse with a gem
I really hope he can
I wonder if Stevens going to fuse with any other human, out of accident or to get out of a ditch
He he fuses with lars, it would be called 'Stars'
>>81517410
>>81517324
I think Steven fusing with a gem is less of a stretch than fusing with a human.
>>81516850
nah that's probably Let It Go. Or something really popular from an old movie, probably a Disney musical.
>>81517435
But Steven's powers come from his gem. Does that mean that other gems can turn humans into light?
>>81517392
>>81517224
alright, they're well made, ok?
I just don't like them.
I like both source materials, I just don't think it needs to be done.
>>81517504
no because their energy isn't grounded like in steven.
If a gem actually tried to fuse with a normal human, it'd be like being hit by lightning.
Since steven is both charged with gem light, AND physical, he can fuse with both.I'm launching all the headcannons, watch me!
>>81508660
it's because she's the only romantic gem, all the others look at fusion as a tool. so it's a big deal for her when she gets to encourage that point of view.
>>81517437
Same here, I've been hoping and waiting for Steven to fuse with one of the Gems for a long time.
>>81517470
Same here.
>>81517504
Steven's not just a Gem. You can't simply think of him as only a human or only a Gem, you kind of have to think of him as both. And even then, apparently Rose did some shit with the Gemstone so that it would work with the other half of Steven's human DNA.
>>81517512
https://youtu.be/MBlWwLbSvfk
>>81517672
aww this is nice.
>>81517639
>Steven's not just a Gem. You can't simply think of him as only a human or only a Gem, you kind of have to think of him as both.
Well yeah, since Steven has a gem he can fuse, his Human side allows him to fuse with other Humans, but him being partly human and not full Gem makes him unable to fuse with other Gems.
>>81517639
its frustrating, I think Hes going to fuse with one of the non crystal gems, its really high with Lapis and kinda there with Peridot
>>81517761
>Well yeah, since Steven has a gem he can fuse, his gem side allows him to fuse with other gems, but him being partly gem and not full human makes him unable to fuse with other humans.
???
>>81517761
>since Steven has a gem he can fuse
No, since Steven is a Gem-human hybrid he can fuse. We know that him being a hybrid allows him to fuse with regular humans, but what we don't know is if him being a hybrid still allows him to fuse with Gems, too, but it can be assumed that he will be able to.
>>81517799
Oh Oh Oh!
What if:Centipeetle?
>>81517799
I think he'll fuse with the original Crystal Gems. They can't just show us the Pearl/Rose fusion without intending to show us the Pearl/Steven fusion.
>>81517820
>but what we don't know is if him being a hybrid still allows him to fuse with Gems, too, but it can be assumed that he will be able to
Well yeah. Both mine and others' theories are still in headcanon territory. And the theory that Steven might not be able to fuse with Gems is unpopular because it is perceived as an ultimate cockblock.
>>81517639
how many gems did Rose subject to horrible fates while doing the research necessary figure out how to make Steven? Of course they volunteered, none of the Crystal Gems would've wanted to disappoint Rose
>>81517832
huh, being 100% honest here
I can see that
One of my favorite episodes too, really sweet and sad to see Centi poof to save steven
>>81517889
thats honestly something I think they would do
theyve pulled wonky moves all the time in this show
>>81497817
...fine, but don't tell anyone
>>81517913
Considering there's Bismuth, at least one maybe.
>>81517963
Maybe "intended" was the wrong word, but what I'm trying to say is that it just sounds like weird writing if they didn't have Steven fusing with Pearl (or at the very least attempting to) after them showing us Rose fusing with Pearl.
It's nice that there can be, like, three random Steven Universe threads without any bitching.
>>81518147
Well, until Pearl finally sees steven as steven and not rose, only then I think they should fuse
If she wants to fuse with steven just to get that feeling of being with rose one more time thats on different levels of wrong
>>81518275
I think she's already starting to see him as Steven, but yeah their relationship might need more development before they fuse. Maybe have them fusing be the end of an arc where Pearl finally lets go of the past?
>>81518362
Na, not let go, pearls whole life as we seen was with rose, but more along the lines of just accepting it happened, and accept rose choices
>>81513318
It's called a heart anon.It pumps blood to the penis to make boners.
>>81518484
I mean as in she stops clinging on to the past, and truly accept that she's gone and Steven's with her now. Maybe them fusing and her getting a better understanding of Steven could be one way it's executed.