Is she a Disney princess?
Why did my school take our class to see this in theaters?
>>81474648
Because it was an "insight" into how people lived in the Old West?
And because your teachers were lazy shits?
Cows can't be princesses.
>>81474648
This might come as a shock but the teachers are people.
Teaching is hellish pain in the ass.
Some days they really do not give a fuck.
So seeing possibility of "Go sleep in a theather for an hour, go home early" on their schedule... They are going to take it.
>>81475189
But isn't breaking those rules like the most disney movie thing ever?
>>81474160
fuck you for reminding me this exist
i had this memory erased out of existence
>>81475227
>Hating on yodeling
>>81475250
fuck you
>>81474648
To appreciate the arts. It featured yodeling, after all.
I thought Maggie was big and beautiful and a perfect protagonist. I bet her milk is absolutely delicious, very sweet, just like the smooth, delectable udders that produce it when lovingly squeezed
>>81475285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZcsrtiUac
>>81475323
Was that one cow being immune to the irresistable masculinity of yodeling establishing that she was a lesbian cow?
>>81475304
Don't do this
>>81475323
Those three dimwitted brothers were the best part of the movie.
>>81475304
Maggie a shit. Grace was best cow.
>>81474160
No.
Disney Princesses are specifically coronated into the Princess™ lineup. Just being a "princess" in a Disney animation isn't enough.
She was the BEST disney princess.
>>81475656
But Alice isn't a princess and she still counts as a Princess!
>>81475323
To be far, It is fascinating how the VA made yodeling sound someway good
>>81475191
>This might come as a shock but the teachers are people.
I'm a medic and I injured my foot last sunday. When I went to work yesterday my patients asked me why was I working. It's weird how people usually don't think about the human side of professionals.
>>81475731
Alice isn't included in the Disney Princess lineup, so no, she doesn't count as one.
Current lineup is:
Sleeping Beauty
Cinderella
Aurora
Ariel
Jasmine
Belle
Mulan
Pocahontas
Tiana
Rapunzel
Merida
and that's it. 11 in total. So Anna and Elsa from Frozen don't count as official "Disney Princesses", even though from the merch and the treatment from face characters in parks it's obvious they'll be eventually included into the lineup.
But so far - no official coronation into the lineup, not a "Disney Princess".
>>81475845
>Mulan princess?
Dafuq disney?!
She's more of adairyqueen than a princess.
>>81475845
>Sleeping Beauty
Hurr durr I meant Snow White
Sorry
>>81474648
Sometimes field trips are just lazy excuses to fuck around for a day
We convinced our teacher to take us to Harry Potter 1 because it was based on a book and the teacher went along with it.
>>81475323
Wasn't a major plot point that one of the cows was tone deaf and so she could resist the hypnosis?
>>81476162
I still think she's just a lesbian.
>>81475323
I don't remember this movie being exciting at all.
This movie started out as an actual fantasy western. Slim was a ghost out for revenge after being trampled to death in life.
Then they wanted it to be an ENG straight up ccomedy, with Slim invadung the white house with an army of hypnotized cows.
Eisner meddled and we got neither, a comedy that's too melodramatic and a adventure that lacks any proper stakes.
>>81476140
>anons teacher didn't spend the last 45 minutes of each day reading to her class
>>81476216
Source?
