FROM THE BRAIN THAT BROUGHT YOU THE BIG BEN CAPER
THE BRAIN THAT BROUGHT YOU THE GOLDEN GATE HEIST
THE BRAIN THAT BROUGHT YOU THE NEW 52 DC SHITFEST
THE BRAIN
THE WORLD'S GREATEST RAT
O RATIGAN
>>81451839
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>>81451839
> RAT
MODS! MODS! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
>>81451839
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
>>81450821
people often dont know there's a little vincent price in his orson welles, but there is. you can hear it sometimes
Ted Cruz?
>hates being called rat
>has rat in his name
>>81452991
you've got basil in your name. are you a herb?
>>81449502
I miss when Disney villains were big brutes. Then suddenly Mufasa comes along and jocks are good again.
>>81453788
king richard and prince john, dude. it's a tale as old as time
jocks are always little guys anyway. they run faster. us big burly guys are too heavy for sports. shatters our ankles.
>>81453974
Lies. Bulky guys can build stamina. There's not much you can do when everyone has half a foot and 60 pounds on you.
I just hate the implication that you can't be noble if you have to trick people into doing things instead of just intimidating them.
>>81454142
well okay, on the same hook, robin hood.
we have lots of heroic wiry tricksters
>>81451839
DELETE THIS
>>81454158
Everyone clearly wanted to be Little John. He was the hot one after all.
>>81455775
well in men in tights he was. he was thor you know
>>81451839
>>81455775
>Not wanting the Gyp fox
>>81453788
Ratigan was brawn AND brains too, which is an especially rare combination for a Disney villain to the caliber he possessed them in. He didn't even need a "final form" power-up like Jafar or Maleficent did, he was already a massive ball of pure feral muscle and rage underneath his ""regal"" facade.
EVEN MEANER?
YOU MEANT IT?
WORSE THAN THE WIDOWS AND ORPHANS YOU DROWNED?
