>Kills dozens and dozens of people.
>Many injured.
>Millions in property damage.
>>"If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now."
These fucking quips are giving me thromboembolism. Seriously, Joss Wheddon needs to go.
>>81388795
It's allowed because you dislike it.
Specifically you. Everyone knew you would hate it and did it and allowed it as a personal attack on you so you would feel dissatisfied.
>>81388795
>Joss Wheddon needs to go
He already has. He was fired after Age of Ultron. You already knew this and just made this thread to do some weak /tv/ shitposting.
>1,000's of people buried in ruble
>Lets go eat Shwarma!!
Whedon left twice dude.
First the MCU then twitter because his sjw followers turned on him,shit was fun.
>>81388795
>Joss Wheddon needs to go.
Have I got news for you
https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/585472593530122241?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
Pulling out years old meme to try to distract from the current disaster.
>>81388795
It perfectly captured his "i'm a god and you're just ants" mentality.
Quips are good, you're just a salty fanboy
>>81389349
Loki should certainly be quipping unless he's being written as a straight up evil madman
If this had been a WB/DC film it would have ended with Loki raping puppies and Hawkeye killing himself.
That bothered you? After two films of build up was capped off with "puny god"?
>>81389114
Only 74 people died
>>81389670
My ass. Basically all of Midtown was leveled.
>>81389114
You do know Firefighters went to go eat during 911 right?
The fact tony was out of his armor and Bruce had new cloths shows they didn't just walk away they
>>81389891
Nope, 74 deaths is what's canon.
http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_New_York
>>81388795
Could be worse: They could go Full Whedon and attempt a face turn for Loki. He'll be "The Vegeta" of the Avengers, the bad guy who is now good.
>>81389670
The body counts in these Marvel films are so unrealistic. You're telling me hundreds of thousands of flying aliens that can shoot frickin' laser beams only caused 74 casualties? That flying fortress thing sideswiping buildings would have cause at least that many deaths.
>opening scene of Age of Ultorn
>Avengers killing dudes left and right with many many quips in between
>no one cares
>but Batman killing by proxy is going too far
>>81389982
It's a movie about superheros mane. Anything goes I guess.
>hundreds of thousands of flying aliens
Nah, I don't think there were that many
>>81389982
Parents groups don't like high body counts. And you can't take risks in a marvel film. They have to be as safe as possible to appeal to the five year olds.
>>81388795
Yeah they say witty shit at inappropriate times. Its almost like reading a fucking avengers comic book.
>>81390038
It's like the public is smart enough to expect different things from different characters.
>>81389114
>an entire european country is destroyed
>DUDE THOR RUINED THE LAWN LMAO
You know, Soldiers joke around a lot in battle. Levity is a coping mechanism.
What quips will marvel do next?
>Hulk destroys 4 blocks and eats a couple of people
>"What? I'm big boned."
>>81390116
The original force seen was just the vanguard. If you're pulling off a planetary invasion of a world with a population around 8 billion, I'm assuming a hundred thousand would be the minimum size force you'd desire.
>>81390530
Fuck off Snyder
>>81389982
>that can shoot frickin' laser beams
I don't know why, but your reference is much more endearing than any of Joss' quips.
Marvel superheroes are just really good at saving people.
I remember when that was a hero's duty. To save lives.
>>81389982
There weren't hundreds of thousands, there were a few thousand. If that.
More than that, the Avengers were ACTIVELY WORKING TO KEEP THE ALIENS CONFINED TO A FEW SQUARE BLOCKS WHILE NEW YORK RESCUE WORKERS EVACUATED THE AREA.
So yeah. 74 deaths, and probably countless more injured.
Compare this to Man of Murder, who not only didn't even fucking TRY to avoid collateral damage, was plowing through buildings and destroying shit himself.
The fact that on 74 people died in new york makes the councils decision to fire a nuclear warhead at manhatten even more retarded....
Can I chalk that up to Hydra shenanigans or something?
>>81388795
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/batman_vs_superman/box-office-as-many-expected-batman-v-superman-is-facing-a-big-a132963
>70% drop
>dceu dead on arrival
>>81390953
Well Gideon Malick was the Pushiest Member in those council scenes so...
>>81391182
How do I report for company wars?
>>81391268
Illegal content?
>>81388795
Reported for company wars!
>>81390038
Didn't you get the memo? It's ok when Marvel does it.
>>81391182
http://www.slashfilm.com/batman-v-superman-box-office-drops-a-record-81-in-second-weekend-but-what-does-that-mean/
Its actually a 81% drop.
>>81391392
Didn't you get the memo?
>>81389982
>defend MoS for years because it showed the devastation a battle between super powered beings would have
>BvS shows up
>Anderson Cooper and Batman entering the MCU school of civilian consequences
>>81390953
Well, first off you don't know the death count until the battle was over and you have a chance to separate the corpses from the survivors so for all they knew there were thousands dead -a number that could potentially rack up into millions if the super heroes weren't able to close the wormhole shitting of space demons. So, you know, a nuke wasn't entirely unreasonable.
That being said, Hydra probably did have a hand in it. You know, because Hydra is dicks.
>>81390038
Crushing people with the Batmobile is hardly "by proxy."
>>81391787
Oh come on man, learn to have fun for once
>>81389954
>canon
>those buildings the whale monsters ran into were totally empty guys!
>the tens of thousands chitari on the street firng randomly?
>NOPE THEY DIDNT SHOOT ANYONE
This is the biggest bullshit in the MCU because Marvel doesnt want to have to say that people died in the thousands since that would make parents not take thier kids to see it.
>>81388795
Synder. It's over. You lost.
Let it go, man.
Let it go.
>>81388795
I'm honestly more triggered by the made-for-television-level "cinematography" in this image... and the entirety of Avengers.
>>81392101
>DC: Admirable for trying to be something more, but end up falling flat and coming across as rushed with video-game-esque CGI thanks to Zack 'the Hack' Snyder.
>Marvel: kiddie bullshit that have weak-as-fuck stories masked by quippy humor and absolutely trash visuals (cinematography, effects, etc). The characters are relatively fun, so critics give them a pass to the point where I no longer listen to them when they review these films.
I honestly fail to see how any Superhero Movie outside of the Nolan Bats are worth the hype they garner. They're all trash -- which is a shame because, though I'm not really someone who reads comics, there seems to be so much wasted potential.
Why can't there actually be entertaining Superhero films that don't pander to the 'le quippy meme' crowd and tackle philosophical themes -- without being pretentious -- through solid imagery and direction? Is that honestly too much to ask?
>>81392476
Because the last one of those was Hellboy 2 and it flopped.
>>81392476
I don't think philosophical themes work in superhero films when it boils down to Good vs. Evil
Closest you'll get to that is Watchmen and Birdman.
>That's true, he hates you the most
Kekked so hard, best quip in the entire MCU
>>81392101
The MCU is sanitized as fuck. It's suprising there's been ANY casualty at all.
>>81388795
In this case it was appropriate. He is a trickster God.
>>81392476
>films that don't pander to the 'le quippy meme' crowd and tackle philosophical themes -- without being pretentious -- through solid imagery and direction?
Because it would get called pretentious regardless. By critics AND /co/.
>waah comic movies need to be like comics
>writer comes along to write comic characters like they do in comics
>GAAHHH FUCK OFF JOSH WHEDON QUIPS ARE AWFUL 0/10
This is why comic movies shouldn't be designed around comic book fans
>friendly reminder that you don't need quips to be a good fun super hero movie, you just need a good director/screen writer who isn't a shithead.
If you think about it, 20 years ago this probably wouldn't have been brought up at all. Not that it counts for much
>>81388950
Actually, he wasn't fired. He fucking left on his own.
>>81392476
>I honestly fail to see how any Superhero Movie outside of the Nolan Bats are worth the hype they garner. They're all trash -- which is a shame because, though I'm not really someone who reads comics, there seems to be so much wasted potential.
I don't think the genre is for you. Even Nolan's trilogy even had a handful of jokes across all three films.
>Why can't there actually be entertaining Superhero films that don't pander to the 'le quippy meme' crowd and tackle philosophical themes -- without being pretentious -- through solid imagery and direction? Is that honestly too much to ask?
Yeah, kinda. Superheroes are simple moral parables for children.
Captain America The Winter Soldier is probably the closest to what you want, but even that has moments of levity.
Most people don't want superhero films to be joyless
>>81392476
>Nolan Bats
>worth the hype
Everyone knows there was only one truly god tier Batman movie.
>>81388795
>>81395358
kek
>>81390282
But the murder committed by various Avengers is equally if not more out of character. Captain America always made a point of not killing after WWII and Iron Man broke down after he was forced to kill a guy in Extremis.
>>81394625
You mean like how Josh Trank left on his own with the Star Wars project?
>>81395470
You seem like a thrill to be around. Why are you on /co/ then?
>>81395351
>god teir Batman movie
>not Scooby Doo meets Batman and Robin, all three times, side by side, no interruptions.
seriously m8?the third time might just have been that one bat mite episode on the Brave and the Bold, I can't remember.
>>81395549
>Captain America always made a point of not killing after WWII
And that's always been fucking retarded. He's a soldier, not some random vigilante. Soldiers kill when they have to, and the movies recognizing that is one of the best changes they made.
>>81395470
that got copied pretty quickly.
>>81395586
>>81394625
You mean like how Zack Snyder left on his own from Justice League?
>>81395586
Whatever makes you feel better in your reallife fanfiction, truth is he quit before AoU even hit theaters though, sperg.
>>81395655
He isn't a soldier anymore, now he is a vigilante
>>81388795
Have I been sent back to 2012? Did you watch The Avengers for the first time? I need an explanation for this level of Shitposting
>>81390909
74 is far too unrealistic, sure MoS has a shit tonne of destruction, but at least it has a reasonable amount of casualties.
>>81395470
Go to bed, Frank Miller
Daily reminder that Thanos will kill less people than one angry muslim with a bomb vest.
>>81395804
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN XDDD
>>81396237
>Thanos wearing Gauntlet
>nukes entire country
>five dead, eleven injured
>>81395358
You guys can start by getting rid of Hack.
>>81396153
It really isn't tbqhwyf. As the other guy stated the Avengers were actively preventing the chitauri from killing people, not that they seemed very interested in doing that anyway. The one time we see the chitauri actively try to kill people, they're stopped by Cap.
>>81396237
Considering the original Infinity Gauntlet story ended with all the damage Thanos did being reset, that would be accurate to the comic.
>>81396237
Doom cried about 9/11, I'm sure Thanos have some soft spot deep down inside his heart.
Did they eat shawarma before or after helping the firefighters remove corpses from under the debris?
>>81396885
Depends, how much are the pay rates for FDNY?
>>81393441
/thread
I don't get all the hate the movie is getting. It's was fine, much better than shit like Irom Man 3 or Thor 2 that in all honestly feel like straight to DVD garbage.
>>81391267
I literally did not notice Malick was on Avengers.
