Ducks don't have pussies

The feathers look enough like a skirt from a design perspective

>>81375638
Oh boy yes they "do".

Shit might all be quite borderline lovecraftian and maze-like but they do.

>>81374767
bird butt is funny

>>81375638
>>81375904
Now you need to imagine what Donald's terrifying, weaponized penis would be like on an anthropomorphic scale.

A duck's penis is a 20-foot-long corkscrew. Now think about how Donald gets during a serious rage, and imagine him launching his penis out in a fit of fury while he's smashing shit to pieces. The damn thing could crack a tree trunk.

>>81377930
There's a reason they always cover those rage scenes with dust clouds.

Or do the cut away from THAT scene in the life and and times.

>>81374767

>>81374767
I use to think that Donald and Daisy both wear diapers.

>>81374767
>the singular exception to Disney's dress code
nigger you better mean gloves and not pants because look at Donald

>>81374767
Disney is down with the down.