Hey /co/, wanna hear a joke?
Your life?
sure
>>81361403
YesI was waiting for this thread
>>81361431
>>81361435
>>81361449
Ever hear of the famous daredevil "Ku Klux Knievel?"
>>81361483
No...
>>81361483
C'mon man, give it ti me already,
>>81361498
>>81361518
He tried to jump 1,000 niggers in a steam roller!
>>81361528
I've heard better
>>81361528
heh
6/10 don't quit your day job
>>81361528
>>81361528
I don't understand... Is it funny because it's racist?
Alright, alright, step aside.
What do you call a group of cows masturbating?
>>81361528
You're really bad at this, Sophia.
You can't just make really racist, awful jokes and be a fox and expect people to laugh.
You're pretending to be a furfag when you're really just a /pol/tard
>>81361625
Public indecency?
>>81361633Beef strokin' off!
>>81361625
A circle jerky?
>>81361630
>>81361670
>>81361670
Shut the fuck up.
>>81361528
Some things just genuinely aren't funny
>>81361625
tumblr?
>>81361625
A dairy farm?
Alright, my turn.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
>>81361758
A bomb shelter?
>>81361740dammit anon
>>81361767
No,everywhere
>>81361778
>>81361758
Bombing is a serious matter, you little punk!
>>81361831
Russians disagree
How Long is a chinese name
>>81361670
Noice.
>>81361857
Nah, they're just having a big cuddle puddle back there.
>>81361670
I genuinely cracked up
>>81362015
Wouldn't it be hao?
![14-03 Nicked By a Name _ The Play's the Thing.m4v_snapshot_19.04_[2016.03.26_03.07.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1mHV2u.jpg "14-03 Nicked By a Name _ The Play's the Thing.m4v_snapshot_19.04_[2016.03.26_03.07.04].jpg")
>>81361528
I don't get it.
The /int/ one was better.
don't forget to hug your finnick before you sleep
>>81361403
WHY SHE SO HORNY
>>81362593
Finnickfags are worse then Gideonfags
>>81361403
Why can't you play Uno in Mexico?
hey fampies wanna hear a funny
>>81362688
>>81362593
I wish I could ;_;
where the fug is the bread
>>81362709
Because they stole all the green cards!
>>81361528
Did he want to kill them or jump over them? This makes no sense
>>81362830
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>81361857
I am actually wondering what the fuck is going on in this picture anon
>>81362830
Hey anon, why was the guitar teacher arrested?
>>81363020
Fingering A Minor
>>81361670
okay, props where they're due, you got a good smirk outta me there
>>81361740
underrated post
>>81363020
>because he was diddling the kids-
http://www.kshb.com/news/crime/sean-dow-accused-child-molester-faces-new-charges-in-jackson-county-missouri
>>81361528
I thought it was pretty funny
>>81363303
>dat pic
I thought that he looked kind of adorable chubby/fluffy, I was wrong.
>>81361528
>all those triggered /co/mblr responses
>one of them even used a hillary reaction
fuck this board. thats exactly how redwood became a mod here.
>>81363103
>>81363272
>>81363344
are we supposed to give him support because he tried despite failing horribly and it gives comfort to people that hate niggers?
this place isnt tumblr
>>81363344
no, that was due to applied nepotism
>>8136334
>it's funny because it's edgy XD
>Nick's Spotify doesn't have Hey Jude on it
What a missed opportunity.
>>81362733
That was pretty good
>>81363569
Because the playlists don't sync up like that autistic post tries to make out.Also Hey Jude is about a guy
>>81363569
>Judy's iPod didn't have Eddie Rabbit
>>81363603
>post provides simple facts and evidence how the playlists are linked
>T..THEY'RE NOT LINKED!
I don't understand stupid people
>>81363659
Have you read it recently? It makes some huge leaps in logic.
>>81363603
>>81363659
What's this? They're linked?
>>81361528
The other nigger jokes were better, but I can see your effort senpai
Someone post the "wanna hear a joke" screencaps from other boards
>>81361630
How new are you? That fox has been making racist jokes in different boards and the earlier ones were genuinely funny. Go back to your hugbox.
Hey /co/, what's the best kind of movie genre for a black guy?
>>81361403
>Nick will never tell you punny jokes
Why live?
>>81363895
A black comedy?
>>81363895
To star in or watch? You gotta set these up better man.
>>81363907
Affirmative action!
Hey /co/ do you no who i ship
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY-7x6mnMP8
>>81361740
Holy shit this
>>81363934
I always see stuff like that and think, man surely there's no way people are fapping to that.then I remember what people would think if they saw the stuff I've fapped to
>>81364043
>spoiler
Welcome to the club.
Where are people finding updates to Eric Schwartz's Zootopia comic? I've looked in the usual places, couldn't find more than the first two pages.
>>81364092
you know what they say, life'sa bitchand then you die.
>>81364128
>>81364133
gr8 work anon
>>81364128
>>81364133
Thanks for making these in english.
Gotta love how there's a headcannon that Nick would go savage for Judy.
>>81364128
>>81364128
>>81364133
Shit yeah, thanks a bunch Anon.Judy's steel nips poking through her kevlar is still hilarious.
>>81364128
>>81364133
They're so fucking cute.
>>81364174
I would seriously be into Nighthowlers being used as a street drug in the sequel, if only so a scene like that could happen.
>>81361528
Sure it wasn't hilarious. But it was funny. Don't know why everyone is hating on the joke. It was alright.
>>81363916
Ha. Not bad.
>>81363594
What do you call 72?
>>81364302
Wat
>>81364302
Virgins?
>>81364224
I would love that but the theme wouldn't bee too child friendly which Disney tries to enforce fervently.
If they did, however, i would LOVE to see those slums in the concept art where poor preds seemed to live.
>>81364342
>>81364348
69 with three people watching
>>81364367
Pathetic.
>>81361528
Judy should had slapped your face
>>81362631
Gayfags overall is really what makes the furry look bad for the normies. Just like pedos in anime fandoms.
>>81364439
>Judy will never slap your face
>>81364463
whatever you say, hetero scum
>>81363360
kill self, NIck
>>81364367
Was that even an attempt?
>>81364474
That book is unbearable.
>>81364474
I still can't believe this is real...
>>81364500
and it's a "canadian bestseller"
http://strawpoll.me/7256876
Vote
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>>81364467
sad bunny makes me sad
>>81364474
>tfw a bear will never pull your head off.
Why even live?
Gideon isa nice fellow
>>81364474
I would fap to that...
Theres also a book made by a guy who had a relationship with a dolphin
>>81364536
Dolphins are such whores that the males will rub on you until they cum and the females will try to orgasm at the same time as you when you fuck them.This is not me encouraging you to fuck dolphins, OK, they're completely capable of breaking your neck with their tail by accident and it would serve you right.
>>81364536
I wonder if Zootopia had dolphins
>>81364500
Just look for bestiality on amazon, there's an entire genre of those books.
Dinosaurs too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwRaPz4Qqg
>>81364143
He posts them in his FA account, in the scraps gallery.
>>81364574
Still only seeing pages 1 and 2.
>>81364367
ha ha very funny, my lungs blew up and now i am bleeding to death.
>>81364574
They're on sadpanda too
>>81364474
The book is about a lonely woman finding herself in an octagonal shaped house in the Canadian woods. She also takes care of a bear that she attempts to fuck and imprints idealized male traits onto, although the bear is just a bear and isn't really into it.
It's ok, although I'm one of the rare people who is neither incredibly disgusted by bear-fucking or incredibly aroused by it so I was able to focus on the symbolism without being distracted by bear-fuck.
>>81364597
You either aren't logged in or have filters on.
My Zootopia/Caravan Palace fic is done!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11873658/1/Lone-Diggers
Big thanks to all you guys for the animal facts, gang name suggestions, writing tips, and movie puns!
Feel free to read and review to let me know what you thought about the story.
I hope you enjoy it.
>>81364609
When you say finding herself do you mean spiritually or she wakes up and doesn't remember how she got there?
I guess all these got translated.
>>81364625
>My Zootopia/Caravan Palace fic is done!
>fic
This really is frozen 2.0 isn't it.
Hopefully like Rorschach, Judy sees something so horrifying and traumatic in the line of work that her stupid naivete and optimistic spirit is disabused once and for all.
>>81364639
He need to give it to her
>>81364647
Yea but we upgraded from lesbian incest to heterosexual furries, the way god intended.
>>81364674
yiff in hell, furdags
So in canon was Judy more attracted to Nick or Nick more attracted to Judy?
Also is their novel book sequel available already?
>>81364626
Spiritually. She's a field conservator doing a maintenance and cataloguing job on the octagonal house, which was determined to be a Canadian Heritage Site. She's supposed to give the house a decent cleaning and document all of its contents, as well as make sure those contents are properly stored. Before this job she worked in an office in the basement and had loveless boot-call sex with her shitty boss. Something about living in a house in the woods and fucking a bear made her find herself as a woman.
I personally think she just needed the fresh air and alone time. She could have just jilled off to whatever she wanted, a bear didn't have to be involved.
>>81364674
Once they introduce Apes in Zootopia we will move into hetersexual humans. We will be cured from faggotry.
>>81364535
He sure is
>>81364681
In canonthey're just friends
>>81364661
To be fair she stopped being naive fairly fast once the plot kicked off properly.
>>81364683
Does she actually fuck the bear or just fantasise or something?
>>81364661
I think Judy became disillusioned pretty fast, but she never became cynical.
MRS OTTERTON HAS A MOUSTACHE SHE A MAN
Hang on
>>81364741
Those are whiskers and they are cute. CUTE.
So, how does Zootopia size up to other disney movies since 2000?
>>81361611
No, its funny because the character in the joke is racist. What's wrong with you guys? Woah, he said make a fake character say nigger, but drawing and jacking it to child porn is cool with you guys.
We get it, satire. Yes. But you're actually letting it poison your mindset.
>>81361630
Pretty sure he just did, bitch.
>>81364769
It literally raised the bar for animation standards IMO. The plot was also rock solid without being too overstated or blunt.
>>81361670
Is this supposed to be the difference between male and female humour?
>because if I use an animal and not a people as a context for my joke, I can act as though I have the moral high ground even though I'm completely unfunny and just ruining everything
>>81364625
context for this image?
>>81364795
There is a dish called beef stroganoff
>>81364806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>>81364599
>Worldstar
So this happened in De'Troit?
>>81364639
chili powder blowjobs
>>81364795
I don't even know what you're trying to say
>>81364769
It's definitely in competition with the last 3 for the best post 2000s disney movie.
>>81364845
>Dat lineart
>dat tail wiggle
but
>bunny boobs
>>81364845
>Tits
I thought we had an understanding
I accidentally a Joody
My ex-wife still misses me...
>>81364769
It seems lilo and stitch has been slowly appreciated more as time rolls on, I really really like that movie.
>>81364857
I haven't seen it, but I really hope it's not in competition with Frozen, 'cause that was mediocre as fuck.
>>81364858
kayla na.
remember that comic of judy with bogo, eith bogo's family portrait?
.....yeah.
>>81364857
I don't know anon,_____Dinosaur____was pretty good
>>81364878
And what about your feeling, Martin? Huh?
>>81364864
Put it back
>>81364878
Stan, please go
>>81364892
Telling lies has gotten into our genes.
>>81364898
fuck I forgot to sign it AGAIN
>>81364878
Martin, you've just got to let her go. She's with Keith now and you need to accept that things change and people fall out of love. I know it hurts and I'm sorry, but it really is better for both of you.
>>81364795
Remember when shitposting was clever and creative and not just rampant obvious false flagging?
Is it wrong that I want tobrushNick'sfur
>>81364864
you could call that a happy accident, anon
on an unrelated note, why are foreign box office updates so fucking slow? like once a week, wffs is this
>>81364934
YesWhy would you want to brush something that is already clearly well cared for
>>81364839Underrated ship desu senpai
>>81364937
They have to be smuggled out.
>>81364814
>>81364840
>>81364928
OK, since y'all want to attack my simple observation, what's so funny about the Judy example of a joke over Nick's "racism"?
Just because of the fact that beef stroganoff exists and it sounds similar?
>>81364973
Because one is just shock value and the other is at least a decent attempt at a play on words.
>>81364625
>93,000 word Steven Universe fic
holy shit.you're now in the database
>>81364528
>>81364993
Are you admitting that neither is actually funny?
>>81365014
reverse please!
>>81364993
>decent attempt
Uh oh, its another one of those "awards for trying" types.
>>81365023
Neither was funny, but one was an actual attempt to be funny, the other wasn't even a joke. It was just a statement.
>>81365027
ok
>highest increase on thursday
Can we beat it on upcoming weekend, guys?
>>81365023
I never said they were or weren't, you dumb cunt.
>>81365035
cute, thnaknts
>>81365031
So, can we get some actual funny examples then instead of all of this dead vibe?
>>81365035
>The car going reverse in the background
I died from laughter, put my grave that I was a faggot please
>>81365056
Then what were you trying to say? Or is this just another game of avoid the answer?
>>81365101
Didn't even know there was a car in this scene until this webm.
I have a joke for you, asshole. It's calledNEVER EVER.
>>81365124
>Smell fx
What does Judy smell like?
>>81365108
One's just a better joke than the other because the nigger joke doesn't really make much of an attempt to be funny. I'm not really sure how you manage to fail at understanding fundamental humor, but hey, here you are.
>>81365124
>not wanting to smell the bunny
>not wanting to smell the fox
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>>81364997
What database?
>>81365150
Greasy apartment dust.
i tried
>>81365188
Try again and again and again, and sign it.
>>81365188
Excuse me
>>81365151
I'm assuming English isn't his first language.
>>81365215
>TedCruzNoMakeup.jpg
>>81365235
>>81365241
>ears tied together
grotesque
>>81365235
That just looks fucking weird.
>>81365113
>he doesnt know
maaaan
>>81365235
>>81365241
>>81365254
>bunny paw pads
michaelscottno.webm
>>81365235
>>81365241
>>81365254
Not muh Judy
>>81365188
Nicks muzzle shouldnt be straight, it curves kind of like a knife blade
>>81365271
>red light reflection in the eyes
man...
>>81365078
Sure, you start
>>81362733
there are three CGI movies i'd gladly buy BD player for.
>>81364367
and a '34.5' is a '69' for midgets, right?
>>81361528
Meh.
>>81365356
Someone post keanu-wolf.
>>81361670
>>81365376
So like. What's the deal with Lego movie being so widely liked? I saw it in theaters with my bro, it was awesome but it was only worth one watch to me and it left me feeling just satisfied that it wasnt bad, nothing too inspiring or amazing on any front at all.
Rango's aight.
>>81365219
>>81365151
Wow.
You admit neither was funny and both were weak attempts, yet you still defend one side. Could ya not? No ones attacking you.
Fuck, even bare criticism triggers you /co/mblrs. How did you make it through school without having a break down every time the teacher tried explaining to you why your wrong answer was wrong?
>>81365406
guess you never played with lego.
>>81365406
For me at least, it works on the same sort of levels that Zootopia does, with so many little things in every frame that makes multiple watches worthwhile. The characters don't get stale, and neither does the comedy.
>>81365426
No, Knex were better.
>>81365409
You may as well just come out and say you suck off your friends for free, because it's already obvious.
>>81365409
I just said you didn't seem like an English speaker because you didn't get why puns were funny. I didn't mind the beef one, it tickled me. Keep getting defensive though, it's a slow day.
Once upon a time in Germany there was a girl who was about to be gang-raped by 12 Muslims.
The girl was so scared all she could say was " NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"
So three of the Muslims went home.
>>81365449
>>81365406
here's an example
>>81365159
The joke is that it will never happen and you were supposed to feel bad about it.
>>81365496
Savaj
>>81365426
I made a train set lego out of spare parts from like 6 different sets. I made a whole story arc with myself involving those damn legos and played with them for like 2 hours by myself.
I fucking love legos, but again, this movie doesn't offer much besides a feel good genuinely funny film.
My fucking captcha was trains.
>>81365516
Who the fuck is that?
are you as desperate as him, /zoo/?
>>81365572
>ex-brony
dude, the autism is migrating. and we cant do anything to stop it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyAgjIgbDk
This guy is animating with the models that were released.
>>81364154
But that's not what they should be saying.
What they should be saying is:
Life's agarden, dig it.
>>81365426
I played with lego. then I got bored of lego.
>>81365572
No, mostly because I haven't bought anything other than 1 movie ticket.
But I keep thinking about that art book tho
>>81365472
Indeed it is, quite slow. Blaming the rain currently. At least you didn't go the barbaric route of attempting to call me a cum guzzler.
Guess I've never really found puns funny, and yes, English is my first and only language. To me, humour is more about shared pain/ experience, and if you don't share it, you won't get it. Puns, in general, kind of stop being funny when you stop laughing at "poopie" and such.
>>81365426
I lost all interest in lego when I discovered fanfiction and realized I could just write my own stories without being limited by how many sets I could afford
So is it true star wars fans hated this movie
>>81365496
Damn clever rape joke, I like.
>>81365426
so you're saying its not actually a good movie, it just gets by solely on how nostalgic people are about the subject matter
>>81365043
>>81365048
I remember someone mentioned this scene when it was shown in recent D23. The elephant guy wasn't really being racist when he didn't want to sell the jumbo pop to Finnick. He says it was too big for the kid to eat by himself and that he would only make a mess.
>>81365406
it's a pretty average movie clouded with "muh lego nostalgia" and you got idiots overrating its accomplishments, like fags saying "it subverted the chosen one!"
see this fag
>>81365426
>>81365640
why would star wars fans hate zootop?
>>81365640
why?
>>81365449
Emett gets bland
>>81364993
Let's look at the end result instead of effort. The second one is much shitter than the first one, which is only guilty of being old
>>81365660
>>81365662
the slow trailer prevented them from watching Awakens quickly
>>81365644
Duh nuh naaaaaah!
What a twist!
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