What's Batman's policy on nutshots?
>>81359299
he sees it as a preemptive strike against future criminals
>>81359299
He'll hit your nuts with a batarang, but he won't kill your nuts
Superman will twist your nuts clean off though
>>81359406
Imagine if MoS ended with Superman pulling Zod's nuts off.
I mean, I'm pretty sure he would stop after that.
>>81359433
>"MY BIRTHING CHAMBER!"
>>81359299
falls under 'playing dirty' and Batman will be the first to play dirty if need be
Actually didn't Morrison have Batman nutshot Ra's then stab him, when they were dueling in the desert?
>>81359299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCDY5XhZng
There are some lines a man doesn't cross.
>>81359299
But would he cuntpunch? That's the real question.
>>81359299
It's a vital crime fighting tool, less testosterone from the crushed babymakers means criminals will be less aggressive, and therefore less likely to reoffend
>>81359299
It's fair game.
>>81359299
He rarely goes for the nuts, but he does it sometimes.
I'm pretty sure he would do it more often, though.
>>81359433
>Imagine if MoS ended with Superman pulling Zod's nuts off.
>I mean, I'm pretty sure he would stop after that.
Well, Lex Luthor would never fuck with him again after that. In fact I think crime would disappear in his city that very same day, like virtually all major crime. Fucking Lex would be rewriting his entire policy, rule #1: Lets not push the boy scout too fucking far any more. Just in case.
Fuckin Bizzarro would be out trying to add nuts on to motherfuckers, poor bastard wouldnt know what to do.
>>81360593
>Fuckin Bizzarro would be out trying to add nuts on to motherfuckers, poor bastard wouldnt know what to do.
Bizzarro tries to sew amputated tescticles onto random people, just yelling that he's sorry the entire time and doesn't want to be doing this.
>>81359433
>Someone rips your nuts off
>this stops you
nigga, I'd rampage
>>81360704
>half off them are women
>>81360725
Pffft.
Sure you would, tough guy.
>>81360593
this sounds like an amazing venture bros episode
>>81360593
>>81360755
>The woman is crying
>Bizzarro is crying
>She asks why he's doing this
>Bizzarro can only reply through the tears that he has to, and he's just as confused as her
>Superman is unable to cope with the situation he's created and just fucks off to space.
>>81360704
>BIZZARO AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW FORM OF FIGHTING CRIME.
>BIZZARO AM HAVE NO REGRETS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT
>BIZZARO WISH YOU PLEASE NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR THIS
>>81360725
Shut up Diane
>>81360593
>Fuckin Bizzarro would be out trying to add nuts on to motherfuckers, poor bastard wouldnt know what to do.
Fucking lol'd
>>81359299
TELL ME.
DO YOU BREED?
