the ride never ends
>>81345865
Actually it's ending this April.
>LE kills vriska first thing
>Not the anon who requested that, are you still taking?
I'm not taking requests at the minute, anon. But I will be again when I get through the meat of the current list.
>>81345908
And if he doesn't?
>>81345966
>>81345908
IN HUSS WE TRUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a31_BXcTgg
>ipgd confirmed the rumor that the head of Hussie's penis is unusually purple
B A S E D
>>81346158
Shut up Alice
>>81346158
Rachel started it in the first place but most people assumed she was joking and it's not like she was going to post pics
>>81346051
I've never seen smut of Jane with Rose and can't find any.
>>81346277
I like this new cotton candy flavor with a somber twist. What do we call it? Where do blue and lavender intersect the way blue and pink do in cotton candy?
Homesuck
>>81346158
its probably mostly normal but takes a while to change and is usually firm
>>81346318
>blue and lavender
Hydrangeas?
WE HAVE CALIBORN
REPEAT
WE HAVE CALIBORN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>People are still paying attention to BKEW and his shitty fanfiction
The dumbest ideas from the dumbest theorist in the fandom don't deserve all this attention, for fuck's sake. Pic related.
>>81346512
Brad, you're one weird motherfucker
What did she mean by this?
>>81346558
You of all people ought to know the answer to this.
>>81346481
I admire BKEW's tenacity, I really do. It just doesn't justify the mania and selection bias. Guy is so rolled up in his own intensity he can't see he's just looking for Jesus in toast.
I have my own theories about Classpect, but I don't pretend they're more than just me filling in gaps how I'd fill them were I Hussie.
Sometime last thread someone mentioned Jade only did what Hussie's writing wanted her to do and it got me thinking.
It's too weird to think all these characters are just constructs of Hussie's imagination. Everything Jade or Karkat, or Vriska or whoever has ever done is just what Hussie feels like making them do.
Here we talk almost as if there is some 'true Jade' (or anyone) that's untainted by Hussie's writing, but that's just kind of dumb if you think about it.
Although maybe that is how Hussie feels, given that Davepeta exposition. The 'greater Jade' sounds like it's a meta concept of the audience's idea of Jade, although whether this just means other things we've seen her do in canon (pre retcon, for example) or actually being the 'true Jade' I mentioned earlier, I don't know.
>>81346158
wait, what
>>81346220
What happened to Rachel? Did she and Andrew break up?
>>81346481
Yeah, wasn't there some bullshit about Tavros turning evil and capturing a Green Sun powered Vriska to use as his Tinkerbell or some shit?
>>81346158
Where?
>>81346697
It's more a comment on writing consistency than anything else. If the audience (however inclusive or exclusive you employ that term) feels that the story establish facts and rules set At about character t, and then later on events violate that set, it begins to feel like the author isn't being true to . . . well, his past self, or the work of his past self. It feels like the author didn't plan well or anticipate his own future state in writing. Which for a comic like Homestuck is an even bigger deal than usual.
in soviet russia, he doesn't need HER
>>81346725
That's last I heard, back in November.
>>81346770
I remember that one, "Tavros Nitram in Red".
He made a deal out of saying "this is one of my CRAZIER THEORIES, lol me and my ideas eh? XD", as if the enthusiasm for which he shared, proposed and supported it doesn't betray that empty display of humility.
>>81346846
Is he dating ipgd now?
>>81345903
Homestuck 2.0
>>81346926
No fucking clue, I've heard the rumour in recent threads.
Does anyone know what ipgd looks like? Another rockjaw like Rachel?
Who's going to be the first person named "Rachel" in here?
>>81346946
Well you're pretty fucking close!
. . .examining all the things Lord English homages made me realise: Homestuck, accidentally or not, often mirrors Warhammer 40K.
>>81346926
he's dating me
Someone in the last thread recommended the webcomic "It Hurts!!" and I just want to say that so far it's one of the worst things I've looked at in a while and I hate you for me even looking at it and get some goddamn taste
>>81347059
Scandalous!
>>81347096
Fuck off Trisha, god you're such a bitch.
>>81347096
kill yourself
>>81347096
wow
>>81347059
Shut up Deloris, you were a terrible car whose only vindication was in a movie.
>>81346933
Homestuck SoL
John pranks the people of the new universe and accidentally starts an interstellar conflict amongst them, meanwhile Meenah starts teaching cooking to the others and they all suck to various degrees.
>>81346944
Someone posted a picture of her a few threads ago. She's a white woman with brown hair. That's literally all the description I can think of.
Does anyone know her name? It seems weird that I've never even heard her first name. Although with the stuff she draws I'm not that surprised.
>>81347096
All this e-bullying towards Trisha is harsh and uncalled for
>>81346430
I like this.
>>81347258
I know her name but I feel like I shouldn't.Kayleigh Cambell, if I remember right. Can't remember how it got out.
>>81347323
Shut your whore mouth, Gwendolyn.
imagine drawing shock porn of a webcomic for 4chan and ending up fucking the author
>>81346770
i really like this picture
and most of the 'tavros turning evil' bullshit theories, in general
they're fun to think about and would be a pretty refreshing use of his character
(also there's some appeal to vriska getting beaten in a humiliating way and reduced to a pet or familiar, to be honest. tavros doing so himself plays right into my thing for role reversal, personally.)
but in the end I'll admit to having shit taste and these being ridiculous and unlikely.
>>81347150
>>81347154
>>81347211
>>81347277
It's just so fucking bad why are you subjecting yourself and others to it
Like, I usually assume a rough patch of skill in which the creator needs to get into the swing of writing and drawing it but it was taking a while from the abominably bad start so I skipped to a random page and it was a bunch of stupid bullshit still with marginally better art and I thought "oh, well, maybe it was still building up" but the page was from two goddamn months ago, what possible appeal could this comic have
I just want to read another good webcomic but they're all so terrible and no one seems to have enough taste to direct me toward anything decent, it's disheartening
>>81347377
I can imagine that pretty easily
>>81347425
Seek taste
the rachel era of hussie broke him down, will the HSG era of hussie build him back up?
>>81347360
God, you're such a cunt Pauline
No wonder Matthew left your ass
>>81347425
You read Homestuck, you should know that art quality isn't an indicator of writing quality. The art is simple and expressive, exactly what it needs to be. Just keep reading, let the characters grow on you.
>>81347484
get the fuck out and stay out forever for the rest of your life hsg
go the fuck away
>>81347516
>aurora
>>81347421
See, I like BKEW's theory on that because Tavros keeping Vriska in a little jar is a turn on to me.
But I'm not so stupid as to try and make everyone believe my dumb fetish is going to be canon.
>>81347484
leave hsg
>>81347484
After the first two updates things are already looking back to getting entertaining, and he likes Jade again
Apparently IPGD reminds him of Jade i guess
>>81347535
I know, right?Serious contender for Best Girl
>>81347573
no it's not stay in your quarantine hole.
don't drag your shit across the floor here
>>81346558
TH4NKS DOC
>>81347603She's pretty great.
>>81347464
I guess I have to, since I sure won't find it here
>>81347516
No, see, the writing is explicitly what's putting me off. I read Hitmen for Destiny and actually enjoyed it, I seriously don't give a shit about art as long as I can read it, but it doesn't HELP in this case
Maybe the characters grow on you but looking at just the writing I'm seeing a bunch of shit I might have liked when I was 13, like maybe the story is fine but the dialogue itself is utter dogshit
>>81347576
He doesn't still believe those does he? There's literally like 70 pages left.
what if bkew ends up being right
https://soundcloud
.com/rebecca-bielinski/rebecca-bielinski-caliborn
post quality homestuck content
Whats going to happen on panel 10000
>>81347717
I don't think he would. I hope not.
>>81347781
BKEW thinks Breath has something to do with freedom, clearly he's an idiot.
>>81347837
but
what if
>>81347782
>>81347782
You start.
:disabletheme:
>jade is going to end the comic happy and satisfied, surrounded by loved ones
>>81347797
Probably a part of eoa6. I think Hussie said it would be multiple flashes.
>>81347782
im wworkin on it
>>81347931
>honl
im not quite sure why im laughing
>>81347933
I feel like it's going to be one flash, but it has a menu of multiple fights that you select, which takes you to one section of the big battle
>>81348122
>fight scenes
You make me laugh anon.
>>81348122
What is the context of this pic
I feel like there has to be a series of COLOSSAL fuckups in this extremely bad plan, but there isn't even time for them to fuck up and then resolve it. Do the heroes just... all win?
>>81348188
You deserve it for spamming a shitty forced meme
>>81348237
Or...They all lose.
>>81348237
Yep
It will be happy ending where Good prevails, evil loses, and your favorite character won't die
>>81348231
Why would I know, I just save anything remotely dave/jade
>>81346469
It finally occurs to me that the denizens' faces aren't being obscured. They actually just look like that.
>>81348348
>denizen faces are a billboard to save on processing power
>>81348529
Gesundheit
>>81348529
>>81348558
Roxykitten was a better meme and you know it Ryan.
>>81348574
Roxykitten was an obnoxious travesty of a meme, Eridan.
>>81348574
>>81348558
>>81348529
Go back in your hole.
>>81348237
Condy and Jack English will most definitley die, but I'm pretty sure Jake, PM, Kanaya, Vriska, Meenah and Dirk are all in danger
>>81348574
Roxykitten was fucking awful.
Racist Jade and Homophobic John are the bestactual canon and not memes.
>>81348706
Jade is racist, but adorable
>>81346481
He has approximately four good theories:
Dave dying, the fate of Calliope, Jake and Jane getting possessed, and Vriska doing something with the Green Sun.
He cites pretty good evidence for those based on the actual text. Everything else is probably overthinking it.
>>81348237
If I know anything about this story it's that fuckups are essential to victory.
>>81347781
The chief problem with BKEW's theories is that they are largely unfalsifiable. They're practically tangential with the substance of the comic. That said, if any of his more concrete stuff did come true I would eat a bit of hat.
>>81348742
>Vriska doing something with the Green Sun.
Eating it like a fatty.
Hollow Calliope is just gonna put sprinkles on it to make it more enticing.
>>81348631
>implying the Freedom meme is less forced than these other memes
>>81348742
Don't forget Lil' Hal and Equius turning into Doc Scratch, which he somehow called in every aspect, with tons of evidence that everyone laughed at.
>>81348626
nah
:disabletheme:
>>81348839
I'd bet a small sum of money that Hussie threw that in just to humour the guy. Same with Noir stabbing himself in the eyes.
Hussie a nice one, always sparing a thought for the special kids.
>>81348839
It was always really obvious that was going to happen, once ARquiusprite was created. Everyone spat on the theory because it's just a shitty theory that turned out to be a shitty plot twist, and simply because it was a BKEW theory.
>>81348829
Shipping isn't very forced
>>81348839
He also said that Rose's ectogoo would be directly involved, as would an eightball and the red orb from the top of Hussie's terminal. And that also Gamzee ectobiologised the Cherub race from Karkat and Jade's DNA. Broken Clock, Twice a Day.
:disabletheme:
>>81348529
You know, Ryan, you might not be too far off the mark. Shai'hulud as denizen of the Land of Sand and Spice?
>>81348905
>>81348989
Success?
>>81348980
Sorry Madeline, I meant more forced.
>>81349028
yep
>>81348839
The stupid thing is that I once talked to him on Reddit (yeah yeah, i know) and he claimed that Hussie's line of Lord English being "adjacent to some horses" was somehow foreshadowing that reveal. When I asked for the possibility that the joke was JUST A JOKE that happened to fit in a little bit later, he vehemently asserted that everything in Homestuck is laid out like fucking iron and obviously Hussie's random horse comedy must have been him planning that shitty twist all along.
:disabletheme:
>>81349041
Blanche, you know you're only lying to yourself.
:disabletheme:
>>81348998
HOLY SHIT
:disabletheme:
>>81349028
Didn't work for me
>>81349051
'aight
:disabletheme:
>>81349028
Nope.
:disabletheme:
>>81348839
That was actually a good call.
>>81348944
>It was always really obvious that was going to happen, once ARquiusprite was created.
>it was always really obvious
:disabletheme: doesn't do shit, you fucking retards.
>>81349110
>violently raping a homosexual
John would be proud
:disabletheme:
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
Holy shit just block that and stop spamming.
:stopmusic:
>>81348998
Literally just Metastuck
>>81349160
>homosexual
hey guys this guy thinks dave only likes dudes. what a character
>>81348998
Arrakis would obviously be the Land of Spice and Flow
>>81348998
I don't think I even dislike this theme. I just wanted to see what :disabletheme: would do.
>>81349214
Well he doesn't anymore, not since Jadefest 2016
>>81347425
>It's just so fucking bad
>>81349396
what do you like about it
>>81349219
>cheesydicks
I always missed this guy's art.
>>81349169
Oh thank god
If only I knew how to use uBlock's syntax
Honestly, I don't like It Hurts! because it doesn' have a single gay pairing.
>>81349528
I don't like Homestuck because it doesn't have a single straight pairing.
I don't like It Hurts! because there's not enough representation of people with weird skin diseases
i dont like it hurts because it isnt very good
>>81349462
Oh shit I'm some kind of technically competent person
>||s.4cdn.org^md2016.651.css
Kill Six Billion Demons is better
>>81349558
John/Roxy
>>81349528
What about the guy with the ANGER shirt and the guy with the PISS shirt?
>>81349558
Dave/Jade
>>81349797
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>81349437
The characters are believable.
>Caliborn is back
>Vriska probably getting rekt by LE
Yo, the Dave/Jade stuff was pretty fucking cute
:disabletheme:
>>81348736
>Lets a moonful of dersites get scratched
>adorable
>>81349806
I know, it's got a lot of funny moments
>>81349613
this guy
>>81349797
>Dave/Jade
yeah fucking right faggot lmao
>>81349396
All the jokes I see in it just flipping around are lazy pop culture references or attempts at shock humor or literally fart jokes, which hey, good for you if you can manage to be entertained by that and that alone, seems like it'd be easier to get your kicks
I assume the writer posts about it all the time in the HYW threads (maybe I'm mistaken, it just looks like the kind of crap you find there) and /co/ took to it really well because edgy shit sells well on 4chan as long as it panders to the gator crowd
>>81349808
What sad life are you living that you're surrounded by the worst 14 year olds
>>81349797
Dunno, we had two updates that proved it's still in the running, and hard at that.
>>81349324
I was hoping for Terezifest, but Jadefest is pretty good so far
>>81349972
If it happens it will be Jade/Dave/Karkat poly.
>>81349964
>character fart explodes his evil mother
>edgy shit
>gator comic
>has some of the most likable women in webcomics atm
Wow, you're a fucking idiot!
>>81350023
Dave's monogamous, that hasn't changed
Sides, polyships are a copout for fucks who can't decide on a path to take.
>>81349324
daves totally a bisexual cause he totally wants to bang terezi and jade and maybe even jane
>>81350083
This.
>>81350083
>Sides, polyships are a copout for fucks who can't decide on a path to take.
This is also true in real life
>>81350083
Every polyshipper person I've known in real life has been an indecisive twat who has never been good with commitments or planning.
browsing Craigslist personals when
>>81350275
>doesnt like con air
Bitch belongs in the trash.
>>81350051
Over-the-top matricide is about as edgy shit as you can get, tossing in a fart joke on top of that is a great way to win over tweens and apparently you
And yeah, this characterization looks fuckin' nuanced as shit to me, I'm sure the rest of them are just as well-written and hilarious. This is just me thumbing through but every single character regardless of gender seems to be characterized as "screaming" and "funny face", so if that's your thing then I'm certain they're all very likable
And there are no decent webcomics right now so that's not much for comparison
>>81350332
>Over-the-top matricide is about as edgy shit as you can get
LOL
>>81350327
>reading comprehension
>>81350327
No, she DOES like Con Air, but believes it to be a con... for some reason.
Wait...
Cons? Con Air? God damn it, it was a ruse all along.
>>81350275
>""""""""""""""Good weird""""""""""""""
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>Liberal
>Dislikes Con Air
0/10
>>81350275
Jade in twenty years?
>>81350368
Pardon, "babyrape" would hold that title, "killing your mom with a fart" is pretty high up there though
>>81350470
>not dating liberals exclusively
enjoy ur baby momma at 20 lmao
>>81347096
You can check out my awful webcomic if you want, Anon.
http://alarkuscomics.com/
>>81350275
>in Canada, Craiglist personals include anything beyond 40-50 year olds and obvious grody prostitutes
>>81350705
holy shit that looks good
>>81350705
>>81350884
>Sandy
>Golden
>Land of Gold and Sand
>>81350884
>>81350705
samefag
>>81350705
>Sandy Tucker
:disabletheme:
>>81350959
Why would I compliment myself? The lands I post here were specifically requested by people here, I'm not just artfagging for attention.
So with Halftruth gone does that mean Nu-Dave will die
>>81351063
It's very suspicious that you responded to an accusation of samefagging that should obviously be ridiculous and unworthy of your notice if it really weren't the case.
The land of Gold and Showers
>>81351194
>if they deny it, it means theyre more likely to have done it
>defending yourself makes you guilty
Nice logic
>>81351063
Yo, do you do the lands randomly or do you have a to-do order list? If so then when's the greenery and glass coming?
>>81351219
home alone on a friday night making pee pee jokes
>>81351260
If there's no guilt, there's nothing to defend yourself from.
>>81351282
Saturday afternoon.
>>81351278
Should be in the next 7 or so lands. I do which ones I want, but try to keep it chronological.
>>81351325
Bring us tomorrow's update from the future please
>>81351260
people who aren't samefagging usually don't care if they get accused because you should be confident in your accuser being retarded
>>81351302
Defending from an accusation, which was what I did. Are you implying only guilty people defend themselves?
I don't want to come up with my own Land for myself because the game creates them specifically to challenge the players; a would-be player cannot appropriately and objectively parse what their Land would be on the right level for this to work.
>>81351340
Gamzee breaks out.
>>81351330
whats the list
>>81351366
We all know what you did, Dolores.
>>81351366
over minor bullshit? yes, and if you aren't guilty then you shouldn't care in the first place
>>81351432
Fine, I just won't defend myself in future. Lesson learned.
>>81351402
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/list
>>81351402
Land of Crocodiles and Undersized Nautical Tornadoes
Land of Wheat and Sway
Land of Wine and Roses
Land of Robots and Radiation
Land of Boars and Bamboo
Land of Pulse and Haze
Land of Greenery and Glass
Land of Whales and Steel
>>81351387
See, I just have cool ideas for lands that I'd like to see. For other players or whatever.
>>81351460
not on 4cha, yes.
>>81351387
There's a test you can take online to determine your land, which personifies the antithesis of your personality traits, thus making it viable.
>>81351392
shot of fridge. honk.
closer. Honk
closer. HONK
fade to black.
>>81351501
Is this list sealed for now?
>>81351601
Whyfore, Ignacio, must you taunt me with these visions without the will to bestoweth thon hyperlink upon thee?
Jesus christ, the sprites for the Alterniabound flashes are fucking awful. Why do we like this comic again?
>>81351601
>which personifies the antithesis of your personality traits
Are you sure, dude? All of the Lands seem to embody the personality traits of the players, period.
>>81351624
Yes. Once I have most of them done, I'll open requests again.
>>81351504
>Land of Wine and Roses
Lol that's one of the lands in my oc session too.
I got it from Japandroids and it sounded nice
>>81351686
The potential it had
>>81351697
Dave is chill, land is hot is fuck.
Jade is bubbly and outgoing, but her land is frigid and lonely.
John is optimistic and has a bright outlook, but his land is swamped in clouds and darkness.
Rose is brooding and dark, her land is bright and colourful.
>>81351588
Ouch, that was savage.
>>81351768
Nepeta is little cubes and tea, land is little cubes and tea.
>>81351697
>Karkat is cagey as fuck about his blood
>land is covered in his blood
But yeah, you're right, that theme didn't really extend to anyone but the main four.
Is there a Land of Smoke and Mirrors?
>>81351768
All Vriska wanted is to be a pirate and she got a pirate land. You're gone.
>>81351860
And the Alpha kids didn't have anything related to them.
They just had graveyards and gases.
>>81351908
noble gases, because they are the nobles
>>81351908
There's no such thing as consistent Sburb lore. It's all illusory. Hussie is a hack.
>>81351950
each session has its own lore
>>81351768
That's because the lands represent their TRUE SELF
Dave being chill was a facade, inside he was always hot shit
Jade has always felt lonely because she grew up with just a radioactive animal for companionship
John is apparently brooding or whatever
And Rose... is... gay...?
I'm running out of steam but you get the general gist of what I'm trying to say.
>>81351703
Did you put all of the lands in the first thread you posted in or you only chose ones that sound "appealing"
>>81351908
>>81351860
Well, all of the troll lands were actually tailored to the players, without exception. This doesn't mean he's wrong, either.
So while the trolls all got lands that catered to them, the beta kids got lands that directly opposed them. As for the alpha kids, I have no idea.
>>81352066
Burial sites and inert gases because they're a doomed session
>>81352032
I posted in two threads and added every single land requested to the list.
How many people came back to Homestuck since updates resumed? Can anyone tell?
>>81352129
Can't seem to find mine in the list
it was land of cyanobacteria and mspaint
Hey
Hey you
Give me some god tier neps
>>81352177
I think I actually remember seeing that. I was getting requests from both here and reddit so I may have missed some. Thanks.
>>81352185
This one is pretty god tier.
>>81352211
Other guy here who also cant seem to find his shitty lands for his possible fancomic
the ones i requested were:
land of text and ambar
land of graffiti and beats
and land of sugar and memes
>>81351950
Hussie obviously planned the beta session out so it had all this symbolism, only to fail to give a shit after he created the trolls.
>>81352258
That's pretty god tier yeah
We are long overdue on some direct exposition as to what the Mage class and Doom aspect entail individually and together. It's been so many years. I'm so tired and frustrated. I cried about this once in the distant past.
>>81352442
Mages manipulate and Doom is the closest thing to Death
>>81352258
>posting neps that God tier without a source
