John Confirmed Not Cool Edition
Becky apparently doesn't have a social security card.
>>81323780
Here we fucking go
>>81323780
Joyce's Dad from the far future of July 2017 has seen some shit.
>still making it /wbg/ and not dumbing of age general
if you do this, please die
>>81323780
"It was a proportional response"
Why not "he pointed a shotgun at me"? You don't need to be coy about this shit
>>81323780
>Dude whose internet cred is tied up with analyzing Transformers lore.
>Reposting a dude whose internet cred is tied up in analyzing comics and Power Rangers lore.
>Cracking wise at analyzing Pokemon and other cartoons.
Spinal Tap was right: It's a fine line that divides stupid and clever.
>>81323780
>>Half filled out application forms
>>"Can I borrow your Social Security number?"
Seriously?!?
>>81324151
This.
Also Joshua still the cutest twink in DoA
>>81323780
Is there supposed to be a punchline to this comic? Is Becky trying to run a credit card scam?
>>81323780
>Where's Becky?
Off the grid.
Seems like Becky should be able to get a replacement using a birth certificate and her Anderson school card (assuming she has one and it has a photo).
>>81324115
I softly agree. Which is to say, don't die, just don't do the thing. :)
>>81324262
Becky doesn't have a social security card because her dad is the kind of crazy christian that believes a social security number to be the mark of the beast.
Rather than going through the process to get one, or marking "I don't have an SS# due to religious beliefs" on her forms, she is attempting to steal another person's identity
>>81324327
>Anderson school card
And yes I realize it's not current cause she's not at the school, but it would have the current year as the issue date so it would probably work. I doubt they actually follow up with the schools and stuff.
>>81324327
alright, next time I'll do /doag/
>>81324384
Ah, thanks, didn't know that. Though that takes her asking for someone's SS# from potentially malicious to just plain stupid- even if she doesn't have an SS#, you'd think she'd realize that using someone else's instead of taking the steps to apply for her own is a terrible idea.
>>81323780
Becky confirmed illegal. She has to go back.
>>81324523thank you
>>81324607
too be fair, Becky is not very bright...
>>81323780
You guys follow the stupidest fucking comics.
>>81324619
She needs a wall built just around her. Though she clearly can't pay for it. Thought I think it can be a Kickstarter
>>81324731
Eh, at least they're enjoyin comics on some sort of level.
Better than the constant bitching threads about how some minor change has triggered the old autism.
>>81323780
Why are Joyce's family so keen to side with Toe Dad? I'm not sure if I'd be so forgiving if some threatened a member of my family and kidnapped their friend
>>81324327
>Seems like Becky should be able to get a replacement using a birth certificate and her Anderson school card (assuming she has one and it has a photo).
To know that would require Becky having an IQ greater than that of a doorknob
>>81324731
>>81324262
>>81324384
>inb4 Willy-cocksuckers think we're actually serious
>inb4 "we are serious."
>>81329107
Who in the utter fuck is Marian Salas?
>>81329184
Glenn Blake, please don't treat Marian Salas poorly. She's a valued member of the Google+ family.
>>81326636
Realistically?
Dad and Josh think Joyce did the right thing
Mom thinks Toedad was right to want to protect his child
John doesn't know the whole situation, only what his mom told him, and probably a one sided version of it.
In Willis' mind?
Christians are dumb and evil.
>The people on Walkypedia think we aren't "the fun kind of trolls"
>Say we're mudslinging and don't have standards because we insult Willis
>After he sperged out and called them beneath his notice because somebody suggested a reasonable course of action to prevent "theft".
>>81330250
Calm down Jessie, don't let them get to you.
>>81330405
You're right, Devin.
You know... I've never really told you... how I really feel about you... if you don't mind... could youpork me in the pooper?
>>81323780
Cool ok. Have to instantly show that a character is the bad guy without a doubt or your gay readers will have panic attacks. Neat. Fucking hack.
>>81330450
Irma, how could you! I thought we were a thing!
How could SHE? How could YOU? You have three Downie children with me and you're running around with that harlot? WHAT ABOUT MY DIABETES, TERRENCE?!
>>81330561
To hell with your diabetes, cousin. We need to send money back to home country.
>>81330906
Almost as good as "Jesus Pope" in the /a/ thread.
>>81330592
Пoмoщь дядя, мы гoлoдaли и мeдвeди пpoдoлжaют coдoмизиpyющeгo нac
>>81330960
Mrs. Leblanc, this is the CIA. We're arresting you for espionage.
>>81324384
>"I don't have an SS# due to religious beliefs"
I like these little touches that show that america is completely crazy
>>81329184
Marian is a male name.
>>81323780
>punched out your only family member
>now she can't afford food
Please starve you liberal cuntflap
April Fools, you guys suck.
>>81324115
You don't make the rules here, bub
>>81324523
THE HELL YOU WILL
/WBG/ FOREVER
>>81327088
Given mods have started banning people for mocking Willis or posting screencaps of his tumblr/comment section I think there must be real, genuine animosity held towards these threads by 4chan higher-ups.
Why hundred-plus-posts threads about Jeph are allowed and I can't post a screencap of Cerebus' latest insane ramblings, I'll never know.
>>81334284
It might be a frequency thing? Jeph doesn't update daily, so its a slightly less common thing.
Also, these constant threads are basically giving Willis the boogeymen he wants to pretend he and his fans are fighting. It's like trying to put out fire with wood. How do you think he got $70,000 in internet money for his new trade collection Kickstarter.
>>81335064
>le boogeymen
Why, because we read his shitty comic without paying? Also hearing that idiots who like this garbage are willing to part with their money just makes me want these threads to continue. Maybe between Willis and Bernie these fucktards will go bankrupt.
>>81323780
>half finished applications
>committing social security fraud
What is wrong with her
>>81335064
Okay, but who gives a shit?
No, seriously, if the guy leverages our contempt into more money, I'm legitimately happy for him. I get to keep hatereading his strip, making fun of his lunatic comment section, and enjoying the occasional lewds.
But the mods know full well these threads aren't half as fun or vital when we can't all laugh at the man or his fans. I wonder if the one or two pieces of shit who just couldn't get over these threads' existence just kept reporting us for months or something.
Christ, I saw text posts quoting the comment section getting deleted, even when the quoted comments were talking about shit that happened in the strip. I just don't get it. Why is a huge part of these threads suddenly not okay? It's not as if we're spamming Gwen Tennyson porn or something.
>>81333616
/WBG/ FOREVER
>>81338957
/WBG/ FOREVER
Were is patreanon.
>>81338342
Someone typed out Willis' response for why he did a comic a certain way and it got deleted. I imagine that creators' commentary on their creations don't breach the rules anywhere else. I guess they just really hate these threads.
>>81342515
I've noticed that OPs usualy have to space out the word "Becky", presumably to avoid a word filter.
>>81324196
huh
>>81334284
Maybe Willy cried to them and threatened to sue or something...
I've noticed there hasn't been Patreon strips for a few days. Maybe they banned the guy.
>>81332278
Maybe in what ever faggot-hole you crawled out of.
>>81344221
I refuse to believe that's what's going on. Asian Moot wouldn't stoop so low and even though we get called /co/mblr we're not supposed to be pussified enough to kowtow to a webcomic author.
>>81342515
>Christian Gay
Appropriate for the thread.
>>81332225
Except that this doesn't happen, with the exception of maybe Amish and Mennonites. You need to specifically apply to not have a card and be part of a sect that denounces it.
