> You Save J'onn j'onzz life by pulling him out
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> You Save J'onn j'onzz life by pulling him out of a burning building
> He thanks you and tells you that according to Martian law He now owes you a favor of anything in his power, and he does mean anything
What do you have him do
>>81297590
I guess I could use a coke or something.
>>81297590
Have him Declare Martian Law over the whole world
>>81297590
>and he does mean anything
>>81297590
>I look him in the eyes
>and ask to be his friend
Thats it.
>>81297590
are those cookies?
>>81297590
I make him transform into Scarlett Johansson, the hottest woman in the world, and have sex with him.
ask him to share his cookies
turn me into a martian jj
>make him a bowl of eggs
>tell him to eat all the eggs
>>81297658
his addiction is notorious
>>81297590
Kill Lobdell
>>81297590
To transform into my waifu and spend time with me.
>>81297658
Oreoes
I'd probably be an autistic faggot and ask to be an honorary member of the Justice League so I can meet Flash and Superman
>>81297590
can he give me powers? like shapeshift my genes or something?
>>81297760
Came here to post this
Dont let him leave until he eats them all
>>81297607
I got your reference skip
I ask him to become my personal genie-in-a-bottle.
My first wish is for unlimited wishes, of course.
I want Joan J'onzz
>>81298450
new waifu detected
I want you to make my friend Dave retarded.