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Update soon.
>>81267349
Did Jade really never have a talksprite?
>>81267393
Don't think so.
>>81267393
reminder that Jade and Rose have never talked to each other
>>81267393
She never even got one of the little sprites.
>>81267434
They did once in act 3 or something.
I bet they will have a conversation before the EOA6, just so Hussie can hush the critics
>>81267434
But they have
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002738
Why has Jade gotten every shaft except Dave's?
>yfw pre-retcon Karkat and pre-retcon Kanaya show up on the update
>and they meet Vriska who assumes Echidna off'd them
>pre-retcon Karkat asks Meenah to lead the front lines
>she tells them that there is an alive version leading
>Vriska flipping the fuck out that Karkat is sleeping and not guarding the Matriorb with Kanaya
Holy shit, all that cool speculating shit that will never happen.
Jade a cute!
I love Jade!
for shits and giggles I was going through my Homestuck tag to remember what little I've drawn for the series and I don't remember making this image at all
>>81267508
Too bad Hussie doesn't
Any artists you are watching that used to be on Homestuck and now, that the end is near, began drawing some pieces?
>>81267434
They have, but only like 5 times or something.
Jake and Dirk have for real never talked to each other. That was probably intentional, though.
I wonder if Hussie will remember to show them speaking. It will probably only be when Dirk's dying or something.
Can we post images that give a sense of Independence?
What did she mean with this?
>>81267540
Jake and Dirk have had a few conversations, like the one where Dirk tells him about the post-apocalyptic future
>>81267513
Remember when Hussie could draw?
>>81267560
I honestly, unironically, still don't know who the him is supposed to be.
How butthurt will you guys be if JohnRoxy sinks in favor of more gay?
>>81267603
Karkat, you stupid fuck.
If it was Dave, John would have written that shit on the Meteor.
>>81267466
I hope
>>81267508
Good taste.
do you think we'll finally see animation like this in the EOA6 flash?
>>81267619
0
JohnRoxy is shit
>>81267619
I will kill the first faggot I see IRL
Mark my fucking words
>>81267625
I hope they become an endgame ship.
>>81267564
That is brain ghost dirk in a dreambubble. Jake the original Dirk have never spoken. He's only spoken to splinters onscreen.
>>81267553for somewhat reason i can see loss.jpg in that
>>81267564
one of the best conversations in homestuck imho
>>81267623
That is what I don't understand. She and Karkat barely interacted after that point, and he hardly affected her actions.
It would make more sense to go to Karkat and write "you don't need her"
>>81267670
Yeah, but it was a recollection of a conversation that actually happened. That was Jake's entry-point into the dream.
>>81267619
Gay John would send me to maximum butthurt.
>>81267649
What was this supposed to be used for? The scene where he destroys the dream bubble? The actual animation was so shitty.
>>81267553
I hate this new meme.
>>81267718
If Hussie makes John "No Gay is Okay" Egbert gay, I will flip shit
>>81267696
That's more of a problem with post retcon totally omitting anything that could have happened between Karkat and Terezi on the meteor journey.
Which is why, compared to the GO timeline it feels so unaddressed now.
>>81267696
>It would make more sense to go to Karkat and write "you don't need her"
In defense of the retarded retcon plotline, terezi could only send john to her own memories
>>81267637
Thanks bro.
So we know, all the kids survive, because they go and beat up Caliborn and get put in the house thing, right? the trolls weren't there though
I'm kinda worried about Kanaya right now because of this.
UPDATE
FUCKING
WHEN
>>81267709
>>81267660
fuck
>>81267763
Nah, it's still pretty new.
>>81267767
She could have sent him to their actual "MOM3NT"
But that would require Hussie to actually show something that readers want to see.
>>81267755
>"i said i am not a homosexual, not that i'm not possibly into both guys and girls!"
>>81267789
Unless the timeline/reality is splintered/altered yet again, perhaps by a Jade that, unlike back in their universe, is not content with following fate this time.
>>81267649
Maybe. Hussie has a couple of actual animators working for him now.
>>81267689
learning about the kids alpha selves is my favorite part of act 6
>>81267833
OH SAY CAN'T YOU BREATH
>>81267625
I love this artstyle but Jade fliping off is just dumb
http://upd8.ninja/
here's a notifier for anyone who wants to use one
>>81267819
fair point
he could have also just gone to when he KO'd vriska and preemptively told karkat that he's gonna fuck everything up if he obsesses over terezi
>>81267805
it's like almost a year old meme now.
>>81267852
>Dave fought a pair of juggalos on the roof of the White House
>Rose shoved two needles in the eyes of Guy Fieri and then rode his corpse like a raft down Niagara Falls
How do people not like Act 6 more
>>81267852
I am not sure whether I should be disappointed the A1 versions of Karkat and co will never be elaborated a bit. It feels like a blind spot after going through the effort of creating the Dancestors and their Beforian versions.
I'll always remember the good times
>>81267879
Bravo, now Karkat is going to obsess over Terezi, because he is a contrarian asshole who hates John.
>>81267879
The problem really was more on Karkat's side. Terezi ignoring him would just make him more upset and obsessive.
>>81267789
>kanaya
If I were to make a bingo card one of the squares would be "kanaya almost gets psychic blasted by condy like she was in the game over timeline"
to take it further
jasprose dies pushing kanaya to safety then we get a shot of the dream bubbles with (rose) reuniting with (kanaya)
>>81267904
If only most of Act 6 was as good as that moment.
>>81267903
its like one guy relentlessly pushing something deeply unfunny
I really like this style
>>81267912
i wish john took the knot
>>81267904
people don't read homestuck to be lolsorandum
>>81267915
then get terezi to back him up with some mind powers
>>81267941
>unfunny
freedom is fucking great man what are you talking about
>>81267941
>Thinking freedom isn't funny
WEW LAD
>>81267623
It's talking about Gamzee you fucking idiot turds
>>81267972
It wasn't really lolsorandum, since it was build on previous gags.
>>81267956
Rose needs more lipstick desu
>>81267904
>jade suicidebombed the condesce after a lifetime of of rebelling and mocking her with LE's image
>john... died old and happy. meh
>>81267910
We can all asume:
>karkat is a bald office clerk who gets less money than the guy who cleans the offices
>vriska is a drunk whore who fucks anyone for money
>Eridan wins the Feferibowl and is a high-class master wizard
>Nepeta has more cats than food and she is homeless
>>81267874
same guy
http://jade.waifu.pl/
If Homestuck would only have started rectently/a few years back, it probably would contained jokes about Trump and or Bernie.
>>81267874
>>81268036
>Using notifiers
>>81267956
It's cute.
The fact that Roxy's hair swirl is on the wrong side of her fringe triggers me though.
>>81267874
>>81268036
tjb pls stop shilling
>>81267910
I really hope we at least get something, silhouettes, anything
maybe after the comic is done if hussie is bored sometime
>>81268096
Hussie could have written an SBURB P&P RPG rulebook. But he didn't.
>>81267973
>>81267989
It's shit
>>81267864
I didn't even notice that until you just pointed it out
>>81267798
Chill, my RSS feed says 23 hours since the last one so hopefully within the next hour
>>81268126
You're shit
>>81268059
>implying Caliborn won't talk about making the universe great again or something
>>81268126
No that's you
>>81268110
i'm making a video game like it
>>81268126
it's ok anon. you'll get a sense of humor one day.
>>81268143
Nah, you're shit and your shitpost is unironically shit.
>>81268017
There is no way Beforan Tavros isn't literally troll Ghandi.
>>81267519
>Too bad Hussie doesn't
The tagline to Homestuck.
Did piggy dislike Karezi even when she was a regular poster? Why?
>>81268166
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
>>81268145
wrecked
>>81268166
Excellent
>>81268059
Maybe. It had a few Obama references.
Someone on tumblr said they met Obama once and said 'kick it barack' to him.
I doubt it's true though, tumblr can be worse than 4chan for fake stories.
>>81268204
Imagine Homestuck drawn entirely in this style
>>81268197
het is ew
>>81267921
>we get a shot of the dream bubbles with (rose) reuniting with (kanaya)
I would really love this heck
even though it would mean jasprose dying, who I actually like. but I don't think the squared sprites are meant to live for long, they're too odd and seizurey for permanent existence
>>81268166
jesus christ
>>81268221
It wasn't really political references, just Black President jokes.
>>81268222
Tom Siddell drawing Homestuck? That would be amazing.
>>81268166
You are a crazy madman.Never stop.
>>81268266
those trolls look great
>>81268166
It's time to stop anon. IT'S TIME TO STOP.
>>81268222
Imagine Homestuck entirely drawn by Doug Tennapel.
Which wouldn't work considering his opinions on homosexuals. Which is why I assume this was the request of a cosplayer.
>>81268266
>that Fef
total yandere babe
>>81268110
Something like that would probably contain spoilers for later in the comic, I don't know why people expect Hussie to have written one before it ends.
>>81268311
Probably, but honestly, I'd find it really weird if that'd play a role now.
At most it will finally be explained what Blood can do.
Who's ready to try some of Caliborn's favorite pizza?
UPDATE WHEN
>>81268356
blood is fighting spirit
UPDATES HERE
THE UPDATE
IT'S HERE GUYS THE UPDATE
UPD8
UPDATE
P
D
A
T
E
>>81268422
>>81268419
>>81268409
>>81268404
Literally commit suicide
THERE'S NO UPDATE YOU FUCKERS
>>81268266
>that Kan
Jade and Dave need to get married.
>>81267874
>tfw he's going to have to rename his upd8.ninja for the new adventure
>>81268419
I'll fucking cut you
>>81268243
>they're too odd and seizurey for permanent existence
jasprose is kinda alright with the flash between pink and purple, but the orange to green with davepeta is just awful to look at.
you liars
>>81268404
>>81268409
>>81268419
>>81268431
classic hsg
HAHAHA VRISKA WHAT THE FUCK KILL ME NOW
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD USE NOTIFIERS
>>81268404
>>81268409
Hussie's only updating at on the dot times, so you'll have to step up your simultaneous computer and phone posting if you want me to check the site.
>>81268017
>Nepeta hosts a dating service, has more cats than actual lovers she had in her life
>Terezi is a successful Lawyer, but all her relationships are doomed to fail
>Aradia is Troll Indiana Jones
>Sollux is the creator of several famous softwares
>Equius is a good mechanic and has archery as his hobby (he is still shit at it, though)
>Kanaya is a famous fashion designer who will never find the perfect romance partner
>Tavros is Troll Ghandi
>Eridan is what you described
>Feferi is the accurate representation of the guy who is in charge of Sweden
>Gamzee is just a creepy clown merchant with ulterior motives
And I also agreed with Karkat and Vriska's descriptions. Those mary sues won't have a good life in that timeline. Also Karkat is hemophobic and hates higher-bloods for getting better payment than him.
>>81268482
I have the notifier but I still checked
>>81267941
100% this
>>81268388
Ah, happier days.
>>81268166
What /hst/ meme is this.
>>81268243
Squared sprites creep me out simply for the fact that two individual entities stopped existing and the resulting ones are totally fine with it.
Update incoming
28 pages
http://strawpoll.me/7230692
>>81268404
>>81268409
>>81268419
>>81268431
Only idiots that don't have the notifiers fall for this shit
>>81268544
Shit meme desu
>>81268452
i just want dave to hold her and tell her it's okay
>>81268540
This was my favorite old /hsg/ meme
>>81268540
Did anyone figure out how mspaprophet worked?
Was that even a thing here, actually?
>>81268549
Where's the "funny, but forced" option?
>>81268544
So it's LOSS-tier, but what is it?
>>81268534
kinda like SU fusion
>>81268436
>>81268446
>>81268456
Wow, if only you guys had just used a notifier
>>81268549
It's funny but forced
>>81268586
They still exist though.
Even in Garnet, Ruby & Sapphire are apparently always present.
>>81268576
It was Hussie.
>>81268576
Hussie or someone in contact with him, I'd wager
When will the upd8 hit?
>15 mins
>45 mins
>1 hr 15 mins
>later
Where's the tindeck of NSFW
IT was cyyr or something
>>81268663
15 minutes, 45 at the absolute latest I reckon.
>>81268610
>>81268586
Nepeta and Dave would apparently having gotten along well. A far more interesting meeting than that abomination.
Fukken HUSS. Update already.
>>81268701
If it doesn't hit in 15 then I'm going to bed.
Why does Hussie hate people east of Europe?
>>81268736
Because you look different and speak funny languages, you degenerates
>>81268672
http://tindeck.com/listen/cyrr
>>81268736
cheeki breeki
>>81268736
>going to bed at a reasonable hour
>>81268736
he lives in americania
and speaks amerizican
and all the kids are americanationlized
so you tell me
>>81268736
>updated past midnight EST for years
>which was middle of the day in asia
fuck off
>>81268736
>Hussie
everybody hates you, chum
>>81268736
Who doesn't hate people east of europe?
Where do you live though? You've got to be in some third world shithole with that timezone
>>81268759
ah it was two Rs, not two Ys.
I was looking for the old tindeck about hsg shitposting and then an update happens.
Why is Tavros associated with the shittiest ships?
>all he wants is to be paired with Jade or even Dave
>gets memeshipped with Gamzee or Vriska
>>81268576
It probably constantly checked checked if new files had been added.
>>81268801
He is shit.
Update Hussie. it's literally 4 in the morning where I am.
>>81268801
Because he's submissive and an incredibly easy target for Gamzee and Vriska
>>81268764
A NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh shit it's actually here now
>>81268836
Go to bed, presumably west coast australian. You need your strength to fend off dropbears.
>>81268801
All 4 of those ships are garbage.
IT'S HERE FOR REAL
Nope...no update yet...
>>81268796
Israel. Literally one timezone to the west and it would have been reasonable. It's like annodah shoah
>>81268906
>That art
Holy shit
>>81268166
Can anyone else hear the polyphonic chorus from hell?
>>81268906
Told you the art would get better!
>>81268906
Nah, you missed your chance to be cool
>>81267553
>>81267833
I'm not familiar with this meme at all.
I forgot Jade had that one Iron Man outfit at some point.
I wonder whether Hussie is cagey about offending Disney?
Fuck off.
>>81268946
I know. Too good to be real
>>81268976
Jade had the iron lass suit before Marvel was bought by Disney. But she never had the proton cannon.
>>81268906
Might as well be a real panel, with the art we're having.
>>81268914
Agreed. He should be with Kanaya and make her straight with his Breath powers.
>>81269027
Best one I've seen
>>81269006
More like Iron Ass
>>81268968
>>81268996
Gamzee<3<Dave seems like it should work, but other than those 2 conversations or so, I don't think they ever spoke to each other, and Dave just thought he was awful based off what he was doing to Terezi and Karkat.
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>81269027
Care to explain it to me?
>>81268983
ROASTED
>>81268801
Hot yaois and femdom fetishism, respectively.Although some people are sorta self-aware and admit these ships are shit and/or unhealthy, which is a good thing.
>>81269079
>John is black
What did he meme by this?
>>81269040
>that fucking implication of Vriska trying to cuckold Kanaya by stealing Tavros
>She even made a shitty assumption that she had a crush on him
Wow, what a nice fucking moirail.
>>81268968
>that artstyle
Brought me right back to 2012.
Tumblr fanart is always just influenced by the most popular cartoon airing. So back then it was Adventure Time and everyone was a noodle person with a massive head, and now it's Steven Universe so everyone is stocky and has those ugly looking noses.
Don't know where tumblr nose came from though. It was common enough in 2012 that Calliope's art was supposed to be a parody.
>>81268801
Which characters are a guarantee for a shit ship?
Tavros? Gamzee?
>>81269040
Last time Kanaya got intimate with Tavros he fucking lost the entirety of his lower torso.
For what it's worth, here are my guesses for the finale. Let's see how many today's update outright eliminates.
>>81269133
Gamzee.
Tavros has potential if you praise him tons of times.
>>81269161
But what about the skeleton army?
>>81269130
Freedom won't make sense to the redditors and HSG faggots that weren't here for it. Hell, even the name is a misnomer.
>>81269212
nah even reddit knows about freedomposting at this point
>>81269133
Always Gamzee. 12 year old girls love to think of him as a ~sexy psycho~ and ship him with everyone even though he's a nasty looking juggalo.
>>81269279
No
>>81269250
Just because they know about it doesn't mean they understand it. Reddit parrots any meme they can get their hands on, regardless if it makes sense in or out of context.
>>81269279
memes aside, breath is about deliverance, which makes sense since john is such a big fan of shitty movies
>>81269279
It might have something to do with walls
>>81269161
[S] transcend or [s] condescend would be cool
>>81269082
The only thing you need to know is that Breath has nothing to do with Freedom.
>>81269341
John egbert is literally hitler
Reminder that Jade has nothing to do with the comic.
>>81269347
[S] Ascend still hasn't been used though, so I'm banking on that one.
>>81269321
>Breath
>deliverance
BKEW, please.
We all fucking know that Blood has to do with Cuckolding, Light is for huge bitches and Space has the best waifus.
>>81269321
Breath is about inspiration.
>>81267833
Huh, this doesn't look like loss.png...
>>81269421
>[S] Ascend still hasn't been used though
???
UPDATE WHEN, HUSS.
Who's ready to see bkew get btfo.
I hope Hussie read his theories and wrote the comic so they don't become true.
>>81269492
Not on it's own. We've had 'character: Ascend' but no plain ascend.
>>81269510
15, 45 or 75 minutes.
THE BETA
ITS HERE
>>81269133
Gamzee is just a meme stoner clown with little depth, no potential and no hope to become a real character again.
But Tavros? If you dig a little beyond the (unfortunately sticky) shota uke aspect, he's a hilarious little fucker with incredible potential.
Just keep him far away from Vriska, give him some friends who aren't stupid, shitty or insane, and he'll get better with age, much like fine wine.
>>81269186My fucking sides.
>>81269491
because it isnt
>>81269453
Amen
this dude... he isnt good at updates
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009897
>>81269569
CHECK YO EMAILS
>>81268725
I want more of this
>>81269528
>Who's ready to see bkew get btfo.
I know I am.
I really miss Doc Scratch.
We'll never see him as part of the comic again. Never.
>>81269615
eat ass
>>81269470
>>81269583
>>81269606
>>81269629
Stop trying to push this shit, freedomposting by itself is shitty enough. We don't need two shitty memes in this general.
>>81269615
the guy in the gif is hot as fuck
>>81269583
>>81269606
>>81269629
this one is actually a good meme, don't make it forced and shit with your autism
>>81269671
this "meme" bites
nepeta a cute
The distinction between rogue and thief is more than simply stealing for one's own benefit versus stealing for the benefit of others.
Thieves steal their aspect from others and rogues steal from their aspect itself.
Serebii confirmed
>>81269722
wanna fuk that kitty
>>81269717
actually it was two men and their shitty gimp filtersi know because I was one of them.
>>81269717
>>81269723
You can't replicate a meme one to one.
>>81269723
Stop trying to make everything into a shitty Loss rip-off.
>>81269722
Post more neps
>>81269662
I feel you anon. Maybe we'll see him in the next Mister Seven
where is update hussman
you said there would be update
>>81269687
stop being straight
I'm calling upd8 in 5 mins.
Shelby just posted something about checking mspa. Could be a coincidence, but who knows.
FLERPDOOTit's here
>>81269453
But Light has the best waifus. Yes, they're huge bitches, but they're so good that this little Space whore can't say no to them.
>>81269835
I know that ass
Good shit
so while we're waiting for that upd8 what happened to the homestuck game and the people Hussie originally hired?
>>81269835
anon...
>>81269849
WE WENT TOO FAR
notifier says -104
the fuck did I do
panels up
>>81269885
apparently the people they originally hired to work on it took the money and ran to use it on King's Quest, so they had to start over since they were left with basically jack shit.
>>81269885
GOOD CHUCKLE
>>81269835
>>81269877
>>81269891
That's a dude's ass isn't it?
ABORT ABORT
>>81269875
More like Kanaya just has extreme shit taste.
>>81269903
THE FAKE PANEL WAS BETTER THAN THIS
UPD8!!
UPD8
>>81269921
What kind of math bait is this?
>>81269835
Dick Status
Erect
UPDATE
NOT A DRILL
>Davepeta/Jade
NO
FUCK
>>81269885
Hussie posted an update on that the other month, it's still coming apparently. Odd Gentlemen from the rumours we heard got a better offer to develop Kings Quest and ended up using a bunch of the Kickstarter money on that instead of Hiveswap.
IT'S HERE SERIOUSLY
>>81269970
Stop it.
I SAID STOP IT.
update so going so well, but it blew it
>>81269921
trick question, this is a line of code and the equals sign assigns a new value to y, and doesn't equalize both sides
>Davepeta
>This fucking shit:
>JADE: then um
>JADE: what am i supposed to do when i wake up?
>CALLIOPE: by then, the fight should be over.
THE ART MIGHT BE GETTING BETTER BUT WHY IS THE PLOT BECOMING WORSE AND WORSE
>Hussie trying to still force Davepeta
At least Davesprite got clsoure
>Character development for jade
Too bad Hussie is just feeding a starved, hallow corpse at this point.
But now the true question,is Homestuck better now, /hst/?
So did Davepetasprite just tell her to go off and do whatever she wants?
what the FUCK
>>81269970
FUCK
DOES THIS COUNT AS GAY
PLEASE TELL ME IT DOESN'T
I am not reading Davepeta's wall of text. No.
>>81270110
Well we're gonna need a source, man.
>CALLIOPE: it won't be a problem for much longer.
I guess she's going to try and destroy the Green Sun. Or hinting that it'll happen, anyway.
Jade shouldn't be bothered by it, but I really feel bad for Tavrosprite now. He won't even keep his new powers. Just the magical ability to sneeze uncontrollably for the rest of his existence.
>>81270127
I mean
It's the Davesprite part that is kissing her goodbye
>>81270134
Same here. Kind of skipped most of the dialogue in this update after the Bird-Cat abomination showed up.
Aside from f33ls, did I miss anything?
>and i guess im purrsonally so grateful to him because without his succession of handwavey dorkstunts i wouldnt have become davepeta which is literally the best thing either of us has ever b33n!
>problems magically solved by fusion
I know they justify it by saying that due to being squared they know and see all of their different versions and that they all form a part of a bigger picture finally giving the Dave part relief sicne they all have a purpose, but still.
What. Fucking. Bullshit
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but you werent actually deprived of important experiences
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < stuff like us dating and johns stupid birthday parties and playing shitty ghostbuster mmos
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < that stuff all happened to you, its just you dont have access to the memories
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < they didnt happen to shape this particular version of yourself
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but they all played a role in helping like "greater jade" grow if that makes sense
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < everything that ever happens to every version of you is an important part of your ultimate self... like a superceding bodyless and timeless persona that crosses the boundaries of paradox space and unlike god tiers or bubble ghosts or whatever, it really IS immortal
I'M SKIPPING, YOU CAN'T STOP ME HUSSIE, FUCK YOU!
So what's Dave's note say?
>>81270183
Something something it's okay that all of Jade's prior developments were gotten rid of because reasons
>>81270183
>skipped most of the dialogue
Kill youself
Did Calliope even serve a purpose then, or what
>>81270183
I'll try and break it down a bit - davepetasprite^2 has magic sprite knowledge squared and dumps some exposition about aspects and shit, then dreamstabs her to wake her up against callie's wishes.
>>81270186
it doesnt justify shit
it's lazy as fuck
>>81270201
"im gay"
>>81270201
>So what's Dave's note say?
"Yeah I was gonna bang you but I'm gay now. Also you missed everything. Sorry."
>>81269970
I'LL TAKE THIS AS SOME DAVE/JADE
THANK YOU HUSS
>>81270183
Basically that Nepeta's aspect is about knowing the self which helped Davesprite come to terms with himself after seeing that each version of him does have a purpose.
And that even if Jade didn't get to experience her other version's journeys, they are still a part of her and she knows it, but it would be too overwhelming to be aware of them or something.
This update was 100x better than the last.
Better art, nice to have some Jade development.
Davepeta got a major death flag though. That's not even mentioning Alt Calliope. I'm guessing she's blowing up the green sun for real, or absorbing herself into it or something.
I'm betting that's what that new plazmataz track is for.
Who would have thought classpect discussion could get so boring.
I guess we're never satisfied.
this doesnt count as "jade getting a female love interest", does it.
>>81270210
Come on, it's Dave we're talking about here.
Partly.
>>81270210
>Forcing yourself to read Davepeta's dialogue
>Or worse, ENJOYING Davepeta's dialogue
Who hurt you, anon?
>>81270210
You have to draw the line somewhere.
the all roads lead here or whatever bullshit was a little boring but this was a good update
>>81270244
It's Davesprite/Jade
Not the same. I want some proper spacetime.
HUSSIE ADMITS JADE IS VACUOUS CHARACTER
>>81270293
I get what I can take.
>>81270222
Don't disagree there.
>Nepeta only gets to know her aspect as part of a new entity that isn't really her
>>81270254
Davepeta is not a boy or girl.
Davepeta is an otherkin. A Spritekin.
>>81270210
Sprite^2 are a mistake and a waste of updates
>>81270270
I actually like Davepeta. Aside from the eye searing design, that is.
>>81270312
otherkin isnt a gender
>>81270254
davepeta is 3/4ths girl so yes
>>81270187
CAN ANYONE POINT OUT WHERE EITHER DAVE OR NEPETE ARE IN THAT DIALOGUE?
This is so unlike them, FUCK THIS.
>>81270246
>>81270290
Are you for real?
>>81270300
I hope she takes davepeta's words to heart and takes dave as a sex slave.
I didn't know walls of texts with illustrations were /co/.
SPACE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH LONLINESS
>you must use your abilities to seed the new universe
dog cock jade confirmed?
>>81270270
>skipping two minutes worth of dialogue
Show me on the doll where Hussie hurt you
>Davepeta either just got everyone killed again, or Huss is gonna offscreen the fucking fights again
GOD
DAMMIT
I think the art looks OK in these panels.
>>81270333
anything is a gender if you tumblr hard enough
>>81270319
sprite^2s are fucking hilarious. entirely unnecessary, yes, but I forgive Hussie because they're exactly the right level of absurd bullshit I'm reading this comic for
>>81270346
it does have dave's capricious snark and nepeta's playfulness, but yeah, somewhat agreed
>>81270361
No. She was saying that she needs to repopulate, the old fashioned way.
>>81270347
"oh no, someone likes something i dont. this is a joke, right?"
>>81270333
It's also something that only exists in the imaginations of profoundly lonely and mentally ill people.
>>81270377
It's still distracting to me, it's so unHussie.
>>81270361Everyone has a dick. Everyone. And the new universe is filled with Vagina planets.
holy fuck, you faggots will eat any fucking garbage up
>>81270346
Dave did that pseudo-philosphical rant bullshit pretty often, anon
He's just ranting about something he actually has understanding of now instead of speculation
at least the jade fangs are cute
So Calliope is lying outta her teeth right?
Now I remember another thing about the squared sprites that creep me out.
They are essentially all knowing about their different individual's versions, but act kinda aloof and hedonistic about it when perhaps nihilism would be more apropos.
They come off as people almost constantly in a state of mania.
>>81270408
I know it's not Hussie's art. That had me prepared.
>>81270357
Fuck that. Jade needs to be surrounded by love.
so are davepeta and jasprose gonna just go around hitting on everyone
this is ruining the shipping walls
>>81270449
I'd surround Jade with my love if you know what I mean.
>>81270250
It would help if it didn't happen in-between Hussie giving a middle finger to everything nice in Jade's life ever
Smut of this Calliope when?
the multiple incarnations of all your selves thing was foreshadowed pretty blatantly with dirk you retards
if this was just davesprite you wouldn't be losing your shit right now
faggots
>>81270424
Knowing that she dated Davesprite isn't gonna help it when Dave comes out of the closet
>>81270432
Calliope true final boss
>>81270465
half of davepeta MADE those walls though
BRING BACK BEST SPRITE
Who drew these pages?
Jade character development! What the fuck Hussie?
>>81270432
She's too boring and hollow to lie. At least this version of her will serve a purpose by self-nuking the sun or something.
>>81270201
>>81270201
Don't listen to these Davekat bitchers. (Davekat is still shit, tho)
Dave wrote that Jade should take care of the Bec carapaces.
>>81270502
We just had a text dumb from best sprite though
>>81270494
SO WHY MUST THEY DESTROY THEIR OWN CREATION
>>81270475
>the multiple incarnations of all your selves thing was foreshadowed pretty blatantly with dirk you retards
no one's contesting that, we all know about heart in relation to this
>>81270432
Probably. I bet she just wanted to have someone see her "death" so nobody will expect her doing whatever the hell she's gonna do.
>>81270424
Jade is cute!
CUTE!!
>>81270486
She'll fix him the old fashioned way. Universe can't be seeded alone.
>>81270513
It's very clearly Paperseverywhere/Adrienne
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < everything that ever happens to every version of you is an important part of your ultimate self... like a superceding bodyless and timeless persona that crosses the boundaries of paradox space and unlike god tiers or bubble ghosts or whatever, it really IS immortal
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but in your physical form there are all these partitions in your mind that prevent you from remembering any of that which makes your existence f33l totally linear
sounds like hussie's been doing drugs/meditating/etc
applies to actual spirituality
adrienne's art was really great tho at least
B33 < i heard you were having a good update?
B33 < heh
B33 < not on my watch
This was the 8000th page of Homestuck. How does that make you feel?
>>81270347
>>81270347
Yeah. I was genuinely worried last update that the comic would just be shit forever, but this put my hopes up.
>>81270573
hard
>>81270492
There's a larger image alright.
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/post/106797720605/well-this-happened
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/post/106797877000/well-ths-happened-2-it-keeps-happening
>>81270533
She's gonna eat the Green Sun and become the real final boss
>>81270573
Like getting a seizure.
I mean, at least this gives a bit of hope for Dave/Jade
>>81269970
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
So that motherfucker of Hussie ACTUALLY GAVE US DAVE/JADE but at the same time he didn't broke his rule of the fucking Gay Singularity
Fucking asshole is a genious
>>81270502
Artist name?
>>81270554
He's blitzing his chakras again.
>>81270615
Glub
>>81270573
good
>>81270615
chaz
>>81270607
this was the only way
>>81270573
I'll take more Nepeta any day of the week
>>81270607
>a goodbye kiss of a character who was already established to have dated and broke up with her
>actually giving us something
Bull fucking shit.
>>81270632
thats definitely glub's art
>>81270475
>the multiple incarnations of all your selves thing was foreshadowed pretty blatantly with dirk you retards
When was that again? It's been too long.
>>81270591
>glub-on-it
I comissioned that dude for character reference art, wonderful guy
>>81270377
Yeah! It took me a little to get used to but it really isn't bad so I'm already ok with it
Lord English can't win soon enough.
for years
hussie would have to wake up in a cold sweat at least once a week
and mumble to himself
"shit. i've got homestuck panels i need to work on."
he isn't going to wake up and say that anymore once 4/13 comes
this makes me really happy
>>81270607
Fuck that, give me actual Dave/Jade
>>81270432
It's kinda obvious that she is evil
>>81270640
Davesprite's issue (i.e. 'Jade's gonna beak up with me for the real Dave') doesn't apply to davepeta.
It doesn't matter though, because Davepeta will probably die.
>>81270697
Well, he still has the game to worry about
>jade doesn't wake up like a jack in the box à la act 3 style.
what is this madness
>>81270573
I feel like Homestuck can't end soon enough.
>>81270554
I've yet to hear of any school of spiritual thought that considers multiple versions of one's self
Unless we are talking about self in an extremely general sense
>>81270697
now he has to work on the game
>>81270591
HUGE
BITCH
>>81270673
I commissioned that dude for the Vriska giantess sequences.
>>81270697
He's still got it easy compared to literally any manga artist
Imagine if Huss had to work on Homestuck for 160+ hours a week
No one wants to discuss the plot? Like, how everything's going to go to hell in a handbasket now that Condy can control Jade again?
>>81270591
Oh right, that guy who got like $200 in shitty Christmas gifts, sold them all and commissioned this stuff instead.I'd fap to it if Vriska being the growing character wasn't such a boner killer. Ah well, Glub's art is still really good.
This update's art is MUCH nicer. It's distinct but still cute and good-looking. Past few updates have just looked like really bad imitations.
Writing is on-point as well.
>>81270702
>>81270640
Well is half gay and 3/4 davejade then
>>81270735
>I've yet to hear of any school of spiritual thought that considers multiple versions of one's self
TES Lore man
Jade is confirmed Talos.
he didn't deserve this
Lord English's voice sounds like the announcer of Killer Instinct and you can't prove me otherwise
It fits perfectly
>>81270187
>DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but they all played a role in helping like "greater jade" grow if that makes sense
bullshit is right, what the fuck is this
>>81270110
Kanaya hasn't ever really been alone, Space has nothing to do with loneliness.
>>81270812
>Jade is Talos
Well then she better rape a slutty elf Dave and force him to abort their baby
And also get a giant robot.
>>81270789
maybe jade's resolve is greater now, maybe she can beat the Condesce's control.
>>81270839
it sounds like this is supposed to mean from the readers viewpoint
which is true i guess but ridiculously stupid for characters to say
>>81270789
this assumes, of course, that Condy becomes aware Jade woke up AND is capable of controlling her while simultaneously being attacked by three angry god tiers and a vampire with a chainsaw
granted, something has to go wrong somewhere so it probably will happen, but it's not guaranteed
I'm demanding a "space has nothing to do with loneliness" comic.
>>81270850
Maybe that one autist is right and Rose and Kanaya will break up
>>81270850
I think it's neat how she's part of the rarest blood caste as a space player though
>>81270745
He did this for me
His coloring is top notch
>>81270839
remember when alternate future (doomed) Rose's memories merged with Rose's memories?
kinda like that I think
>>81270812
TES isn't 'actual' spirituality
Is Vriska's plan going to hell now?
>>81270573
>>81270607
Absolute madman
>>81270346
Think of SU fusions, hes a different character with their memories. Same with Jasprose.
>>81270866
yeah but davepeta is all dave's and all nepeta's. he see's it from the reader's viewpoint more or less
>>81270573
I'm fine. Davepeta a cute.
>>81270839
It means that all instances of "Jade" in all alternate universes and timelines are just fragments of the metaphysical representation of "Jade". "Jade" as an IDEA, a CONCEPT rather than a singular being or existence.
>>81270850
>extremely rare caste
>lives in the middle of the desert
>only troll that likes sunlight
>only rainbowdrinker
>>81270839
Meta. The "greater Jade" is the reader's perception of the character as a whole, independent of whatever version of them it might be.
https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/the-star
the cover art for this is even more relevant now.
>>81267349
I am depressingly apathetic to the update...My smile and optimism...Gone...The hiatus has been to long but I hope a good flash will bring back my enthusiasm.
>>81267513
That was one of my fav images back in the day so good work. There's a whole folder of images I haven't opened in a year or so.
>>81270911
The plan was shit from the beginning
>>81270850
>jade will destroy endgame ships
>kanaya's past romantic endeavors were busts, even pre-retcon he relationship with rose would have likely broken down
>implying the kids aren't being sealed in the juju anyway, then circularly becoming part of john
*Reads the new cahpter*
Dvejade didn't die...
DAVEJADE JUST EVOLVED!
>>81270839
I mean it makes sense given what we've seen.
But given that the current Jade has no ability to learn what happened, it's bullshit. She's gonna wake up hurt and confused and knowing that she had something with a Dave and then current Dave will just break her heart further.
>>81270791
Wrong. Extended family turned into huge pricks so I turned money that would have been spent on Christmas presents for them into a Christmas present for my dick.
Money well spent.
>>81270554
It refers to the perception of the reader. We're supposed to see characters as a whole being as if was the character of a videogame, and characters from different timelines are the same characters in games being played by other people.
But in the end they're all Jade.
This is what Hussie is trying. I don't feel he's managing to do it well, but eh.
>>81270924
yeah but for the past year she is rose's cocksleeve and even before that she was close with karkat.
>>81270817
>>81270864
>>81270907
Davesprite deserved better.
>Vriska thinks all her doomed versions are failures
>Karkat thinks all his doomed versions are shitty losers
Oh boy, the ghost army is going to be fucking shit.
>>81270911
It's going to hell when she finds out that the last kernelsprite has been used and Meenah tells her that fucking Karkat is leading the frontline instead of being around Kanaya.
>>81270821
Wait what? The only voice in the comic is the black king in Rex Duodecim and caliborn's claymation sound effects IIRC
>>81270850
Rose will die in the end and the matriorb will be destroyed letting her be alone for the rest of her days
Honest question: Do you think Homestuck became far too gay and wacky?
>>81270955
>pre-retcon he relationship with rose would have likely broken down
nah. I mean she was given the chance to break up and she said no.
>>81270137
>>81270948
>>81270842
It's just some tumblr slut who nuked those images from her blog already.
>>81270996
Yes, fucking look at this trash.
>>81270981
the honks
>>81270864
>>81270817
Quit making me sad
>>81270981
I'm talking like a headcanon thing
What you hear when you read the lines for the characters. What you think they sound like
>>81270996
The problem isn't the gay or wacky. The problem is the dialogue is always so... not funny. Someone posted old conversations from Act 5 and they were so much better, still furthered the plot without getting stuck up their own asshole.
Seriously, where are the fucking jokes.
>>81270973
he deserved to be happy
(spoilers: he is)
>>81270943
I really thought they were going to fight each other in that moment
>>81270895
>sexy punkish orc girls
If that's heresy I don't want to be orthodox.
>>81270971
Yeah, and she probably has next to no understanding of her aspect.
She also has her duty with the Matriorb, something that only she can do but will inevitably need others to help with it. Perhaps she just isn't destined to be that in-tune with her aspect.
>>81270960
I stand corrected, it being the other way around makes more sense.
How much did it cost in total?
>>81270996
Too gay but not nearly wacky enough
>>81271002
eventually is a word in the dictionary, anon.
That relationship would have had to last until they both died (naturally)
>>81270996
Gay. Singularity.
>>81270911
>Vriska's plan
>going to hell
Pick 2, always. Has ANYTHING she's EVER tried actually worked?
>Hussie trying to justify Davekat by saying Jade is doomed to be lonely
>>81270996
>too gay
i dont give a fuck about that
>too wacky
its literally always been like that
>>81270433
>mania
that's how you feel when you're enlightened
and that's why I love the squared sprites
>>81270868
Well, IF the comic is actually ending, and Hussie isn't going to extend it for another year, I doubt things will go wrong now.
>>81270926
I'm guessing this is the way the story is going.
I guess you could also take it as a metaphor for the other ways your life could have gone, but with Homestuck's track record, the meta option is more likely.
>>81270981
>Rex Duodecim
anon that was a fan thing
>>81270996
the problem is that it stopped being entertaining
>>81271056
maybe that's the light player's things? no matter what they do all their plans will inevitably end up falling apart?
>>81270866
but I don't see it from that point of view
I don't give a shit about 'all jades' I care about the real jade
and the real jade got left alone and told that it was okay because some other jade had the life experiences she wanted
>>81270996
>too wacky
Nigger go reread Act 1 and tell me this shit wasn't always wacky.
dumping these
still working on the Rose one
>>81271040
Or maybe because a slyph is a more magical witch she doesn't need to work as hard at alienating herself?
>>81271056
She did keep things from going haywire on the meteor.
But that's more because she is a meddling powergamer who wants the limelight.
>>81271034
I like how his shitty watermarks ended up being a real thing and not something John made up in his own head in rage.
>>81270735
reincarnation
>>81271112
>>81271082
Was it? I started in 2012
>>81271112
kill yourself
I need some help understanding this hot new Dave art.
>>81271112
I love you
>>81271099
>hey im the guy you like
>we fucked in another timeline but you dont remember that
>its okay because the Jade oversoul was satisfied and is closer to achieving CHIM though
>>81271028
Not enough time for jokes, we just get exposition dumps now.
I miss Aranea. At least when she did boring exposition dumps it kind of wrapped around to being funny because she was supposed to be boring and she was so boring that not only did the characters get bored of listening to her exposition dumps, but so did the reader.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT AAAAAAANY OF THIS.
>>81271113
Sylph is an odd word. Its meaning in real life is an elemental spirit of air, not unlike a fairy.
Look on the bright side, Jade's just gonna focus on having fun from now on.
>>81271163
I miss her thighs
>>81271068
>I doubt things will go wrong now
The green sun plan managed to go wrong in one flash. Of course Vriska's plan won't work.
>>81271068
Everything always goes to shit at the very end. The whole 'darkest hour' thing. Calliope is gonna fail at whatever she's doing, or turn out to have ulterior motives. Vriska/Meenah's army is gonna get fucked. All the kids are gonna get backed into a corner in their fights.
>>81271168
yeah but in sburb they correlate slyph to a more magical witch. even though magic is fake as shit
>>81271042
I honestly can't remember now, been over a year. Was over two hundred, I know that much.
>>81271177
"Fun" is a codeword for "violent rape"
Enjoy your davejade conciliation kiss from Hussie
Now we know it will never be canon, davepeta will die
>>81271100
Yeah, but at this point the time for 'wacky' should have passed, right?
Even the Doc Scratch parts of Act Five were wacky from time to time, but it was very serious and focused whenever it needed to be serious. This here, though? There's no good build-up, stupid stuff is happening, as if Hussie can't take his own comic seriously anymore.
>>81270378
>>81271187
I hear that, brother.
>>81271056
there's not enough time for vriska's plan to go to hell, don't you think andrew is EXACTLY the kind of guy to play it all straight and skip all the non-LE battles
and then we'll be treated to more of vriska's verbal masturbation
while dave and karkat hug each other while crying about how glad they are that everyone survivedexcept <insert non-roxy alpha kid and a sprite here>, who will be mourned for a couple pages
>>81271200
thats not an actual thing in sburb thats just some stupid thing kanaya said once
she admitted later thats full of shit
But is Gamzee's story over
Still understand jackshit about him
>>81271056
Vriska is smartest troll. There is a reason why everyone was so fucked without her. Her plan maybe bad but it best that team could use.
>>81271033
She a cute
>>81270817
but he's happy now as davepeta
he didn't deserve to be happy?
>>81271163
I can't get bored of thesethighs
>>81271207
>davepeta will die
Good.
>>81271210
why the fuck did you expect it to ever stop
thats your mistake, bro
>>81271187
I miss them too. I hope she isn't permadead.
But I think I saw an Aranea in the background in yesterday's update, near a Latula. So hopefully her thighs live on.
>>81271239
"He" is no more.
>>81271229
YES GOOD
>>81270850
she's hasn't ever really done any spacey thing, because she isn't alone thus isn't close with her aspect
>>81271112
saved
>>81270996
It all ended when Hussie added the ancestors and nukids
>ADDING 16 NEW CHARACTERS
>SIXTEEN
while going out of his way to fucking
>INVALIDATE ALL OF THE MYSTERY AND WEIRD SHIT GOING ON WITH SBURB
HUSSIE IS A HACK
AT LEAST TOBY FOX MADE A SELF-CONTAINED METAFICTION
>>81271198
>>81271197
I would argue that Game Over was the "darkest hour." We'll see, I suppose.
Man. It feels weird to be expecting an update tomorrow.
>>81270839
you'll understand when you die and go back to your greater self
>>81271305
TOBY IS ALSO A HACK
HE LEARNED FROM THE HUSS, AND NOW THE HUSS IS LEARNING FROM THE FOX
>>81271234
She's only smart when she's had half her face blown off and she's too angry to fell8 herself, like controlling Tavros to control Terezi's lusus to control Terezi.
Regular Vriska would never have thought of that.
Also, if Vriska survives I hope she's loses an arm and an eye again. Cyborgs are sexy.
>even as davepeta, dave/jade is still better than davekat
>>81271100
The "wackiness" of early Homestuck compared to late Homestuck is the difference between Loony Tunes and later less successful imitators. There was an internal logic to one, in the other things just happen for no real reason.
>>81271210
>Yeah, but at this point the time for 'wacky' should have passed, right?
No? You just want it to be super-serious and to build up to what you perceive is gonna be some sort of epic climax. You have no idea what the story is actually building up to, but for some reason you're sure HOW it should be building up.
You've been waiting a long time for this but it's a mistake to assume you have any idea where this is headed. You thought playtime was gonna be over, and this update prominently features one of the most powerful characters being told to have fun.
>>81271341
you're a hack
>>81271239
Would you be happy if merged with trollcat into one horrible manic entity?
>>81271239
what you need to understand is these people dont actually care about him as a character
things didnt go the way they expected so now "davesprite is dead and ruined"
even though this update was like 90% davesprite and maybe 5% nepeta
ha ha davepeta you slut
I liked this last update.
I do miss the jokes.
But Homestuck is going decently.
>>81271370
people care about davesprite
but 'davesprite' doesn't exist anymore
>>81271305
The Ancestors were all one-note joke characters except for Aranea and Meenah, so that really only counts as two new actual characters
And the other kids were planned and even predicted from a very early point
And Sburb shit has been getting explained throughout the entire fucking comic
>>81271362
how many times does he have to say that hes happy before you accept that hes happy
>>81271354
at least i'm not a hack fraud
>>81271350
>no real reason
This is objectively wrong, though. Just because you don't know why something has happened doesn't mean there wasn't a reason for it.
You have no idea what course the narrative is going to take but you're already sure that certain occurrences were totally pointless?
>>81270850
She literally grew up in a desert surrounded by nothing but sand and daywalking zombies.
>>81271404
first it would have to him saying it
>>81271370
> maybe 5% nepeta
Mostly because Nepeta got no personality beside cat jokes.
in this update we got character development for jade, a bunch of stuff set up for the ending, expansion on classpects and concepts that were theorized and foreshadowed before like the multiple versions of yourself all sharing memories, some tying up of the davesprite/jade stuff
it wasn't that bad
>>81271318
In fiction, things basically have to go wrong right up until the bitter end. There's no tension when things simply go right.
From here out, there will only be various degrees of disaster for the protagonists.
>pre-retcon Karkat and Kanaya are never coming back
I can't think of anything more terrifying than being fused into an abomination and being okay with it.
>>81271412
You know, we could argue over this but with the end in sight it's much easier to just wait and see.
I wonder if it is more likely all of Homestuck's writing issues will magically resolve themselves, or if it will continue to be Homestuck. Just a matter of waiting for it at this point.
>>81269083
https://mega.nz/#!wBRGkJbT
My internet is slow as fuck so that took a lot to upload but there you go, a folder full of freedom edits. Use them wisely.
Best out of context panel.
>>81271318
Vriska's plan will go wrong because she is obviously being portrayed as an asshole, look at her treatment of (Vriska).
And anyway, if her plan was going to work, we wouldn't have gone over the details beforehand. It would be redundant to see it working.
And if the plan does work, something bad is going to happen right after it
>>81271472
>you'll never know the joy of being a composite being
So... How exactly everyone will fuck up?
>>81271479
fuck, wait, here it is without the key or whatever https://mega.nz/#!wBRGkJbT!smS_TruNIGRF48VkIxIowG5gIKmMT7tVa-83P7d5kM0
>>81271472
It's not supposed to be a comprehensible experience for you as a linear personality.
It's a form of enlightenment only understandable by those who undergo it, which only makes sense within the context of a multiversal existence in which we do not exist.
>>81271352
>No? You just want it to be super-serious and to build up to what you perceive is gonna be some sort of epic climax.
I'm sorry I liked [S]Cascade, anon.
I'm not asking for the most serious story ever, this here just feels rushed, as if characters are forced to quickly get wherever Hussie needs them to be.
It's just not that good.
>>81270735
eliezer yudkowsky's timeless decision theory
>>81271472
I think the implication is that when you become a fused Sprite, if your personalities are compatible enough, you learn about the other person in such a way that it makes you feel more fulfilled. It worked for Erisolsprite.
Theory time!
>Slick dies
>One of the Felt says that their new master is Jack English
>The other members misunderstand him and think he said "Jake English"
>Jake and The Felt dunk LE Jack
>>81271239
Artificial happiness is not happiness.
That is, if something magically makes you feel like all your problems have disappeared, even though they aren't, that's not good for you. The Trickster arc was all about this.
And if Davepeta's problems -DID- magically disappear, well then that's simply terrible writing.
>Furthermore, that could only be seen as a boon from an asocial species.
>You never have to deal with other people. So if you lick a magic lollipop that flips a switch in your brain that says "all my problems are solved," I guess maybe that's fine for cherubs, but if you're a human you haven't actually solved anything.
>>81271506
Mituna a cute.
N-no homo
I think you need to chill and accept being disappointed at some degree to the finale.
>>81271532
oh god no
hsg is bad enough
Adrienne's Jade is cute
>>81271133
>>81271112
the deed is done
I may do more later but right now this seems like enough
>>81271548
why did i waste my life on this
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
THIS IS BULLSHIT
I WASTED ALMOST OF FUCKING DECADE OF MY LIFE FOLLOWING THIS SHIT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
NO FUCK YOU
AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
>>81271472
tavrosprite is ironically getting the best deal out of all, even though he's going to lose all his fancy new powers and live a miserable existence from that point onwards.
>>81271472
It shouldn't be so bad. Like your left and right part of brain also have distinct personalities but it isn't that scary that they are merged.
>>81271546
mituna my idiot son.
>>81271506
Jades gonna get mindfucked the second she wakes up, the team fighting the condesce is going to have a bad time.
>>81270850
It's different for each player or something, also she was supposed to bring back her species before the Prince of Hope destroyed her hope of doing that so she also had a period of loneliness more or less
>>81271586
Fuck that, draw porn.
>>81271163
Long face Aranea is the fucking worst. This Aranea is the best.
>>81271524
>this here just feels rushed
What does? None of the characters even went anywhere. Davepeta is lost and Jade doesn't even have a destination.
>>81271542
>That is, if something magically makes you feel like all your problems have disappeared, even though they aren't, that's not good for you.
You need to read the update, man.
Davesprite's problem was that he didn't understand his place in the multiverse.
Becoming a sprite^2 gives you an insight into all the lives that everyone who has ever been "you" has lived.
Which in itself led to Davesprite's new peace of mind.
It's magical in the technical sense. But it's not the kind of magic that goes, "Abra cadabra, now you're happy" like the Trickster candy did. It's the magic that goes, "Abra cadabra, now you understand the truth", and the truth is what makes Davesprite happy.
Soooo
Davepeta <3 Karkat
>>81271586
Vriska Centipeetle. Replace the mouth gem with Vriska's weird eye.
>>81271538
Isn't the deal with Erison is that he was too smart and nihilistic to suicide?
>>81270839
>>81270924
>>81270866
Yeah this is really meta in a way Hussie doesn't usually get meta, more a Grant Morrison move.
I see what he's going for but at the same time I was really hoping Jade would call bullshit.
Like it's nice that these experiences she lost contributed to some vast concept of her but that doesn't make /her/ any less lonely.
>>81271626
this
>>81271598
sssshhhhh
It will all be over soon.
KARKAT VS (KARKAT)
HOW ANTI-CLIMATIC WILL THIS SHIT BE
>>81271595
I don't know man, you had at least a year to find some other preoccupation.
It's never too late, start doing some new shit now.
>>81271670
it wont happen
>>81271656
> more a Grant Morrison move.
it all
comes
full
circle
>>81270812
Daily reminder that CHIM has nothing to do with LOVE.
>>81271645
i thought it was just that he hated himself too much to afford himself the luxury of death
>>81271503
Come on, this is post-retcon Homestuck we're talking about. The very fact it can be described as "post retcon" and "pre retcon" should tell you how awful Hussie is willing to make the writing for the sake of waifuing things up and adding ~lel funny meta~ anticlimaxes.
>>81271499
Guess Davesprite really DID break Jade's heart!
>>81271679
FUCK YOU
LET ME DREAM
>>81271656
Don't worry, Calliope basically just told her to enjoy herself no matter what.
She doesn't have to become a master of her aspect, you know. She could cast all of that aside. This is coming from a Calliope that didn't really have a choice about being alone.
>>81271697
>implying
CHIM has everything to do with LOVE
LOVE is essential to understanding CHIM, and subsequently Amaranth
when this is all over i'm going to try to forget homestuck was ever a thing
if time is all about seeing literal different versions of yourself how come caliborn never did
>>81271570
welcome to lesswrongstuck general
>>81271626
>the magic that goes, "Abra cadabra, now you understand the truth"
that's some very bad writing right here tbqh fampai
which homestuck do you think goes hard in the motherfuckin paint?
You know, Davepeta's awful, but... this is kind of a good conclusion to Davesprite and Jade
He kisses her goodbye after a mild heartfelt conversation telling her to enjoy herself, then she wakes up and reads a message from the actual Dave.
>>81271786
Because there is only one
>>81271770
We'll always have Problem Sleuth.
>>81271798
>that's some very bad writing right here tbqh fampai
Then I guess it's a big shame you decide to waste your time reading it.
>Single Jade end confirmed
JUST
>>81271786
because there's only one caliborn.
>>81271786
the literal different versions of caliborn come when he becomes lord english
>>81271786
FELT are different versions of him.
>>81271829
>implying she won't steal away Dave
Chains & Silence
>>81271786
Because he's the Lord.
>>81271532
So Huss is a LessWronger now? Son of a bitch.
>>81271803
karkat vantas from act 5
>>81271786
Caliborn doesn't do shit with his aspect. He just became all-powerful from his deal with Yaldabaoth.
>>81271851
Who's that Jade cosplayer?
>>81271879
anon...
>>81271853
Do Land of Rust and Order
>>81271851
Davejade didnt die. Davejade just evolved
>>81271875
He's constantly time traveling, though.
But it doesn't matter because he is already here.
>>81271879
Looks like that native american loli-looking mofo that wanted a dave cosplayer to bang her
>>81271864
> Roko's basilisk is a thought experiment about the potential risks involved in developing artificial intelligence. The experiment's premise is that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future could retroactively punish those who did not help bring about its existence.
>>81271918
>He's constantly time traveling
True, but it doesn't strike me as an actual Time power. His way of doing it involves that multicolor flashing, where as all other time powers are red like the aspect clothing.
>wah why won't davejade be canon
>this update
You get what you wish for, anons.
>>81271971
hey, i was wishing for jadevris.
davejade is boring as shit
>>81271770
Back in 2013 I almost wished they'd make some kind of selective amnesia pills, so I could feel the joy of reading Homestuck for the first time again.
Now I know I'd just down an entire bottle of those so I no longer fall into a state of intense, bitter disappointment whenever the comic crosses my mind.
>>81271970
He's the lord, man. Not bound to the same conventions that peasants are.
Plus he's technically got more than one title and aspect.
>>81271952
Jesus fucking christ no
>>81271971
>Davesprite/Jade
>implying that's Dave/Jade
>>81272002
you can still down an entire bottle of pills you know, it might help you forget something
>>81272028
davesprite/jade was always the only davejade that had a chance
>>81271853
Thanks man.
>>81271996
does anyone have the pic with Vriska next to a beaten up Jade?
>>81272018
I guess. It always struck me as something separate, though.
Like how he actually uses the Cairo Overcoat as a time-travel apparatus, rather than just moving through time on his own? He's the Lord of Time and he needs a time-travel machine?
Still counting on von Salamancer to show up and save the day.
>>81272057
No, it was the Dave/Jade that never stood a chance and was just a stepping stone for the real one
>>81272109
Davejade didnt die.
davejade just evolved
>>81270817
He didn't deserve to finally be happy?
>davepeta kills lord english
>off-screen
>>81272080
Maybe his classpect doesn't give him the ability to time travel but changes the effects of his time travel and what he can do with it?
I don't know.
Maybe it's just rule of cool having the beefy skeleton man travel around in a sarcophagus with the terminator's face.
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/davesprite
which homestuck would be into death grips
I don't like Davepeta.
They feel like a cheap unfunny exposition dumper, but definitely not like a character.
>>81272175
Gamzee
>>81272030
As much as I'd like to donate my organs to science right now, I feel like it might be a better idea to wait and see if I can make something cooler than Homestuck in the future.
Who else going to/already trying that out?
>>81272176
Main Dave should've been the one assimilated into the Nepeta.
>>81272079
Source?
>>81272175
Caliborn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
So do you guys think we'll get some big reveal about Lord English before the end? How will he go down?
>>81272079
I hope one of them has a dick.
>>81272149
You got that from reddit
>>81272150
he is dead
it's them now
>>81271028
I disagree. I mean, in the recent update of this year, yes, nothing has reached that humor level yet, but a lot of the convo on the lillypad were fucking hilarious.
Dave/Roxy being one of the best among them.
>>81271875
wait, what if Caliborn's final powers when he becomes Lord English is actuallystopingtime
Who are ready for Terezi in next update?
>>81272233
>that shitty gif
>>81272175
we've had this conversation
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/67736247/#67737139
>>81272233
Pretty weak if you remember that Aradia casually done this shit.
>>81272079
Vriska doesn't deserve Jade.
She doesn't even deserve the rainbow embrace of LE's laser. It would be too quick and too painless.
>>81271606
Except that isn't gonna happen you fucking meme bastard
>>81272229
Dave/Roxy was a moment of greatness in the pile of shit that this act has been. It was one of the few conversations that felt organic.
The rest are just words said to satisfy the plot or to justify Hussie's decisions to the audience.
>>81272196
I agree, but then they wouldn't be a sprite^2 unless Dave merged with Tavrossprite or something.
>>81272109
I'm sorry man, but that narrative's bogus.
Jade had her moments with Davesprite and Davepeta and now she'll learn to be happy with being alone forever.
Shipping will only break you. Don't do it. The writer will never write a story as good as the one in your head, and your heart.
>>81272271
Only for one person.
Stopping time for the entire universe would be absurdly strong and would provide deeper meaning to him being "already here".
>>81272223
That's right, I did. U jelly?!
>>81272233
Why must you fucks bring Jojo into everything?
>>81272297
>in the pile of shit that this act has been
Once again, I beg to differ. The comic never stopped being hilarious. Only issues were the hiatuses.
>>81272079
She is going to devour Vriska alive to feed on all her sweet, nutritive, oh so delicious screentime.
>>81270137
>>81270842
Saffy the Sue. Yall niggas need to spend more than five minutes on the internet and learn reverse search.
>>81272329
Wrong thread, family?
>mfw davepeta
>>81271853
What's this? You do this.
I'm gonna go full autist and ask you to do The land of Seas and Sunsets.
Yeah that sounds pretty lighty
>>81272303
Fuck that. Jade is the only player who actively made an effort to play the game. She deserves a real Dave to make her happy and not-lonely.
>>81271952
SON OF A BITCH
So, With Davepetasprite^2 and maybe JasproseSprite^2, Terezi is also one of theplayer who has managed to reach this state of connecting with all of her alternate self?
>>81272233
> stoping time
Pretty weak ability, actually. In any scale.
>>81271853
Do the Land of Swamp and Infection
>>81272406
>Jade is the only player who actively made an effort to play the game.
Your only reward for playing a game right is winning it.
Nothing more and nothing less.
>>81272366
DEEPEST LORE
>>81272366
It's like poetry
>>81272240
im not even remotely prepared can we see her last
lets cut to jasprose hitting on some rando
>>81272211
We really haven't seen him much.
Where is he? We saw him in two flashes. That's it. He's barely said anything at all. Which is weird since Gamzee and Caliborn both love giving overly long speeches about shit.
What if GO Caliborn was the one who became LE? How much of a shitty twist would that be?
>>81272406
Tavros did too
Now they're both part first guardian and sad and lonely.
It's like pottery.
Is it just me or did this actually make Davepeta tolerable?
>>81272275
vriska and jade have reportedly had numerous offscreen conversations and have never interacted on camera and its pissing me off. if it doesnt build up to something relevant then whats the point
>>81272500
Just you.
>>81272467
It's going to be Dave and Dirk, and it will cut back to somebody else when Terezi gets to them.
It's so sad that neither Jane nor Jake got a single line.
>>81272366
nepeta finally gets her revenge on bec
pottery
Gimme some juicy character fanon.
All I know from the couple of thread I've seen is that Terezi supposedly has a really nice ass and Aranea has nice thighs.
>>81272519
Probably. I was expecting a Jade update today (and I was right), but failing that I figured it would be Dave/Dirk
So that'll probably be it tomorrow
>>81272448
>>81272395
No problems, although now my list is fucking humongous.
They'll go here when I get around to them : http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
>>81272333
Wrong. Almost every conversation feels like Hussie justifying or lampshading the expectations he subverted because he's lol meta.
>>81272366
bravo nolan
>>81272495
The trolls never played the game properly. Jade did.
>>81272511
>Find out in the last update that Vriska and Jade are actually super gay for one another
I would actually be ok with it.
>>81267603
>>81267623
>>81267696
>>81267999
You're all dumbasses. Because you're all right.
It was essentially, "you don't need no man".
>>81272584
>Almost every conversation feels like Hussie justifying or lampshading the expectations he subverted because he's lol meta.
LoL meta has always been part of Homestuck.
And no, it doesn't feel llike justifying. It sometimes feel like explaining, bu most Convo are either fucking hilarious, touching or sometimes both.
>>81272547
Dave supposed to be very black.
>>81272511
Only Vriska taunting Jade and using her as a guinea pig to try out her mind control powers, contributing to making her fall asleep at the worst time and feel like a failure her whole life.
>>81272547
Here are some:
Kanaya has an enormously bulbous ass
Nepeta is /fit/ as fuck, with toned abs and everything
Jane is fat
All the character are apparently non-white for some reason
>>81272569
beautiful man, beautiful plan
>>81267560
It means she was ready to sacrifice her love for Karkat if it resulted in saving his life.
>>81272547
vriska is a fucking lardass
>>81272668
>Kanaya has an enormously bulbous ass
Kanaya
is
TALL
>>81272547
Jade's into creampies.
>>81272547
kanaya is trans
>>81272644
>And no, it doesn't feel llike justifying. It sometimes feel like explaining, bu most Convo are either fucking hilarious, touching or sometimes both.
Said no one ever.
>>81270924
On top of all that, during Hivebent, she found herself being whored out as the Auspistice for everyone else's romance while failing her own.
it wasnt too bad. when he has a bunch of the main characters on screen, it's like a blackhole of pointless conversations. when there's just 2 or 3 at a time there's focus
>>81272547
ONLY 14 MORE DAYS
>>81272682
Her legs are almost as long as the Dolorosa's
if a regular physical body can't handle remembering all their alt-selves, what does this mean for terezi?
>>81272752
It means she has magic powers.
>>81272752
she explodes
r.i.p.
>>81272709
Said me. The only thing killing it was the hiatus.
>>81272569
Cheers anon, how long these take to make
>>81272752
Terezi got the tiger
>>81272752
Those weren't tears falling from her eyes. It was blood from her brain, like Sollux during Cascade.
>>81272682
She's tall, and she has that pizza butt.
>>81272686
Giving or receiving?
>>81272752
Davepeta never said they couldn't handle it, but that having a Sprite^2 body made it easier to handle.
>>81272770
The updates were shit too before the hiatus. With some exceptions (Dave/Roxy, Roxy/Kanaya, Dave/Dirk), the rest was putrid trash.
>>81272796
Yes
Does anyone know where to buy a Meulin sweater?
also Jesus Christ davepetas text hurts my eyes
>>81272796
Receiving.
Jade is a breeding slut.
>>81272547
Rose has the nicest feet in Homestuck.
>>81272659
but why did we never see any of it
we shouldve, at least once
its like its being kept off screen for a reason
>>81272823
>The updates were shit too before the hiatus.
Wrong. All of them were fucking great.
>>81272846
Ironically she has a crush on the gay guy and the gay guy's self with no dick
>>81272867
a lot of things were kept off-screen in homestuck
we know all we needed to know about their interactions, so we'll never see them
>Hussie suddenly trying to give Jade closure/development through a contrived excuse for why she was so shafted throughout the narrative.
so meta bro.....
>>81272547
PM is into pegging
>>81272823
Karkat and Vriska's drawing were fucking awesome.
>>81272796
watching them
>>81272547
Jane is fat, Vriska is fat, Feferi is fat, Aradia has "sooooooooft delic8 feet"
>>81272875
>Dave/ Dirk's Emotional Powwow Power Hour
>great
>>81272940
>and still won't make it up to her by giving her at least some happiness
>>81272752
She might just remember the game over timeline.
>>81272934
>implying Dave won't come back to the light after taking a ride on his Harley
DAVEPETA/JADE CANON
BEST SHIP
>>81272940
I wonder why honk friend got so upset in the GO timeline
Not even LE is that pissed
