Superheroes in costumes on their down time
>>81250030
Nothing like two flamboyant skinny men in spandex sharing a wiener together.
>>81250135
they're not sharing, there's plenty of wieners to go around
>>81250168
They want that big juicy wiener in their mouths. Right on top of their tongues.
>>81250229
What are you doing master Bruce?
Just reading this book.
What's it called?
Blank.
There aren't any words in it.
I know.
>>81250326
Booster is my favorite character sans Hank Pym.
>>81250309
>I love living in this city.
I love having my home destroyed 8000 times a month.
>>81250270
when you're dead tired after a long day and you just fall asleep on the sofa/chair
Used to do that after school, and then wake up 3 hours later not sure if it's tomorrow morning or not.
>Nights at at the Kent-Lane's were surprisingly lively affairs.
>Especially when it came to arguments over the surname positions
>>81250302
You can clearly see text on the page you retard.
>>81250523
>implying it's not just scribbles like how most books are shown in cartoons
The only retard I see is you.
>>81250799
comfy thread
>>81250799
>alien Spectres all wearing party hats
>Ollie wearing a party hat over his regular hat
every time
>>81251040
>>81251054
>>81251079
>Raise Twenty.
>See you and raise another ten.
That's not how poker works god damnit.
>>81251100
>>81251125
Superman can be a dick sometimes.
>>81251144
>>81251156
>>81250296
That's reallyromatic.
>>81251172
It's fun to see everybody wit superpowers choking while the badass normal guy eat it like it's nothing.
Also, I tried the recipe once and it's a damn good chili.
>>81250960
>that web hammock
I wish I had super powers just so I could be an even lazier piece of shit.
>>81251191
>>81250397
>batmans face
he KNOWS
>>81250326
>skeets with a beret
>>81251247
>>81250570
I love that last panel.
How Clark's head is just a little bit too small and his eyes are just a little bit too far apart.
>>81250960
Who was Jessica shackin up with?
>that time Clark got high as fuck
>>81250816
Who did she hit
>>81251345
Hawkeye
>>81251445
It was a...
>>81251458
Whole thing...
>>81251387
how the fuck did brownie particles reach low orbit?
>>81251474
They werecosmic brownies.
>>81250030
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>>81250960
Peter has always seemed like the hero most likely to just spend a night off walking around the city and talking to people. He'd probably pose for photos if you asked.
>>81251474
Superman's super senses are way past the laws of normal physics.
More likely his macro/micro/telescopic vision, hearing, smell, and so on are a result of his powerful bio-electric field bending local space.
What with him being able to hear everything despite the limitations of sound in atmosphere.
>>81251563
>>81251576
>>81251591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg0aZvaiJjU
>>81251204
>>81250960
I thought Spidey's webs were designed to disaggregate after a short time?
>>81251195
ha same here. made it for a cookout and it went quick. having three different chili powers really made it.
>>81251627
It's a sight gag, let it go.
Alternatively, what's a better alarm clock than plummeting toward the floor?
>>81251439
Her mystic, immortal nanny
>>81251627
>>81251627
He's probably got different cartridges for different lengths of time
>>81251507
>Peter's swinging by when a couple tourists new Times Square call him down to take pictures
>Agrees to take some with them, and then a few more who ask
>Eventually a bunch of people who think he's a sidewalk impersonator line up
>Ends up swinging away about an hour later with ~$100 in tips
I could see this happening at least a few times a month
I don't know the plot of this issue...
But I kinda hope its:
>"Ben and Johnny are babysitting Franklin and Valeria while Reed and Sue are on a second honeymoon. But when one of Reed's experiments is accidentally set off, it's up to the world's greatest babysitters to get the kids home before midnight from three Galaxies over."
Fantastic Adventures in Babysitting.
>>81251563
>>81251576
>>81251591
I hate to be the guy who says it, but this is so painfully Tumblr.
>our perfect beautiful one of a kind woman of color protaganist is walking down the street, as a band of filthy mysoginistic rapist pigs follow in her wake
>BUT FEAR NOT, for she has a chance encounter with the one and only Spider Man (who just so happens to be her favorite superhero)
>after dispatching those vile creatures, the webslinger decides to accompany our TRUE heroine home, gushing to her over Cowboy Bebop (which just so happens to be this author's favorite anime ;)) on the journey
>once the journey has ended, spidey returns to the scene of the crime, those cretins must pay for their acts
>>81251507
This is why he's my favorite. I love that he's all casual and friendly. He's a man of the people.
>>81250686
>J'onn has a giant bowl of Chocos
10/10
>>81251507
>>81251507
>Hey Spidey, can I put my fist against your jaw for the photo? For laughs, y'know
>Yeah, sure thing buddy
>next day at the bugle: Spider-Menace Thwarted by Noble Citizen
>>81251793
... I don't see what's so painful about Spider-man making sure someone gets home safely by taking the subway.
And I get the feeling there's hardly anyone who's seen it that doesn't like Cowboy Bebop...
Or is opposed to the image of Spider-man kicking ass to energetic Jazz.
>>81252006
>>81250960
i just realized that i miss wolverine.
>>81252042
it settle for daken tbqh
>>81252006
>>81252023
Pffffft that's actually kinda funny.
>>81251501
I lold
>>81251445
Can you recommend me some Issues that have ClintJess? I got a soft spot for em. Or is that run the only one?
>>81252023
Curious to see what they ask the female super heroes
the entirety of Mockingbird #1 belongs in this thread
>>81250960
>Logan with all those beer cans
>>81251387
>Making brownies
>Suddenly, Superman arrives at your house, high as fuck, asking if he can have some
>>81252255
Asleep in the embrace of his best friend.
>>81252233
I would have said something other than nice boots from her point of view.
>>81252275
>he no longer has a sense of how strong he is, and rips the roof off of your house thinking that's how it works
>>81252275
And you can't say no because it's a high as fuck Superman, I hope he can control his strength before he snaps my spine while patting me on the back
Moments like these are why I like comics
>>81251764
Unfortunately it's a bit less interesting than that. Johnny takes Ben on a vacation to Nuworld, but when they get there it turns out it's about to be sucked into a black hole. Franklin and Valeria are along for the ride.
The issue where Peter and Johnny have a party at their apartment was gold though.
>>81250748
dat construct cigar.
>>81251753
oh and then Kurt is sent to hell that same issue... nice
>>81251793
wow
>>81251935
You're hired when can you start?
>>81251793
Although I agree with you, I still think this is something Spidey would do. Except for beating the misogyny out of those cispigs.
>>81252635
Oh yeah, I'm not doubting that Spidey would definitely help her in that situation, but it's just fucking stupid in a way that I'm too tired to articulate right now.
>>81252255
That's the only way he can get drunk. He has to shotgun a shitload of beers in a short time because he sobers up almost immediately.
>>81251793
You my friend, have never had to make the trip home from a closing shift in East Harlem or The Bronx.
>>81251793
>I hate to be the guy
Really? Cause, yeah. You totally are that guy. Like a couple of thugs are going to bother following some ham beast? You honestly interpret that facial expression as 'interest' while Spider-Man is sperging out over his animu?
Good lord, at least own your own opinion instead of green texting like a faggot. Just say whatever shit you gotta say, nigga. No reason to act like even MORE of a faggot.
>>81252678
>this comic that's totally in character and not outside the realm of possiblity for the character is fucking stupid because reasons
good talk
>>81252732
Jesus fuck the salt
>>81250309
Even if his feet do stick to the wall, keeping his body perpendicular like that must hurt like fuck after a while.
>>81251054
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>>81251172
If it weren't for the arrival of the big guy Carol and Logan would have fucked.
>>81252507
Imma save this, it's one of the cutest things I've seen all week.
>>81252836
hes not her type at all
>>81251608
cute
>>81251793
>>81252635
I'm pretty sure Spidey didn't beat those guys up. He tends to try not to do that when he doesn't have to. Probably just tried to put a scare into them.
>>81252683
Why not just liquor? Or just grain alcohol, Logan's a tough enough bastard to drink that shit straight.
>>81252933
It's not a matter of type in this case. It's about dominance and as they both are so stubborn the only logical outcome of a fight between a two is sex.
>>81251883
As a Canadian this made me chuckle
>>81252836
Those mutie pheromones never let him down.
He is the king of banging every gal he shouldn't.
And that is how Wolverine spent his down time.
>>81253453
he never banged jean prime tho
>>81253109
Yeah anyone rooting for Calgary makes me laugh too.
>>81251175
aromatic?
>>81253453
It really does have to be some sort of stink on him, doesn't it? I mean, he's short, ugly, hairy, he's basically a troll of a man. Logically he shouldn't pull half the ass he does.
>>81250453
I love working class super-criminals.
>>81252815
Not really. Pete can lift like several tonnes. Im sure his joints can support >180 pounds without much effort.
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>>81252042
i really hope they let normal logan rest for a few more years, let x run around and do the wally thing before bringing him back
>>81252933
"He's not her type"...lmao. It's Wolverine. He's practically the Marvel universe's patron god of sex, they would definitely have fucked.
>>81251859
It's characteristic comedy scenes like this that make Bendis books a worthwhile read for my tastes.
Post some heroes and villains interacting while "off the clock".
>>81250030
This concept is one of my favorites. When I am in my fantasy land in my head, I imagine a lot of moments like this.
>>81254435
Bendis?
>>81251247
at some point do you think that super slut is going to try hulk dick?
>>81254701
Yes, Brain Michael Bendis, the writer.
>>81251861
You just know he's going to eat them all by himself.
>>81254435
It's the only reason why desu
>>81252023
Who is holding Freds shoulder on the third panel???
>>81255018
I like how they invited power man who just had gone crazy and tried to destroy all avengers teams, wanda who should not be allowed to live outside a concentration camp and moon knight who is literally insane for no reason
>>81250309
>>81252507
Savanna Smiles > Thin Mints
>>81254720
You'll never live out these sex fantasies vicariously through SpiderWoman, she's too classy for the big mean green.
Plus, whoever heroically takes that bullet is going to need a healing factor.
>>81255081
politics, man
>>81251501
>>81251439
Wonder woman straight in the ass
>>81255018
>Daredevil looking directly at Spidey's web
>>81251608
He fucking would listen to that tune, bless ya Spidey.
>>81255018
>Vision eyeing the dude talking to Wanda.
>Matt Just looking straight up
>Peter yoinking a drink from across the room
Some nice little things going on in this spread.
>>81254757
Writer? What does he write?
Bendis, I mean.
it will never happen, but I'd love for both marvel and dc to put out ONE series each which was just heroes kicking back in their off time. Would be super comfy
>An issue where Barry goes Grocery shopping for a League party
>>81250606
>guy opened a sports bar on oa
guy is the fucking best
>>81250606
>>81255474
Love when Guy and Hal get along
>that fist bump from TAS
>>81252975
He likes beer
>>81251693
this is just like the second fantastic four movie where they're just playing pranks on each other
>>81252006
>>81252023
it was pretty funny till he threw one of them down an elevator shaft
>>81255018
Janet is literally the only person not in costume
>>81255526
He's been depicted as drinking whiskey, multiple bottles at a time when he wants to get actually drunk, because the healing factor does half-work on alcohol he needs that much, but you have to understand that beer is more of a comfort-food type beverage for any drinker.
>>81255148
Wolverine?
>>81255070
its his knee, hes holding it.
>>81256046
Why couldn't this have been a normal full page? The paneling and time stamps don't convey that the party has changed over time or anything, it just cuts the artwork up awkwardly. The art also sucks.
>>81250686
>fucking Atom with the hot dog
10/10
>>81252507
Peter David is a god damned treasure.
>>81256046
Fuck off
>that time Kingpin bribed his way into a Superhero poker game
>>81255574
Ayy
>>81251040
fuck I miss Logan
>>81252933
Man, it's wolverine we are talking about, apart from Peter Parker he is the only one who makes all the ladies wet
>>81251793
>Spiderman helping someone out that feels like they just need someone to talk to
>Spiderman, known dweeb, talking about some entry-level (but good) anime
>Spiderman keeping an eye on some suspicious people
>This is somehow out of character in any way
You are that guy. If a little old lady asked Spiderman to follow her back home, he'd do it too. But maybe talk about Gilligan's Island or something. It's perfectly in character. You're just jaded because her hair is weird and she's brown.
>>81256996
For legitimately what purpose?
>>81257211
Because, as rich and powerful as he is, he's kind of an asshole.
>>81257229
That's actually pretty hilarious.
But, uh...who won?
>>81257261
Want me to just storytime the issue?
>>81257229
what a great plan
>>81251507
If he were real he would probably just go down to times square to take pictures with people or just go around doing menial shit like helping a pizza guy do his deliveries...
Spidey is a bro tier hero, that's why he is and has always been my favorite marvel character
>>81257269
If you want. I sure wouldn't mind.
>>81257286
Was it Slott or Bendis that established that he never gets invited to Wolverine's poker game because that's kind of cheating?
>>81250229
>>81250270
>>81250296
>>81250370
>>81250397
>>81250496
>>81250570
>and so on...
>Look at all this light-hearted shit we'll never see in Snyder's DCEU.
>>81257296
As you wish
>>81257324
>>81257336
>>81257348
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>>81257367
>>81257373
And then >>81257229
>>81255081
Go away Bendis.
The page at >>81256996 is before this one.
And then >>81252006 and >>81252023
seriously? nobody posted this yet?
>>81250523
Spot the autistic
So to answer your question, >>81257261 Spider-Man won.
>>81257551
That's pretty fantastic. Thanks, Anon.
>>81251654
The alarm clock would be the spidey-sense.
>>81250837
>>81250270
God, I love Darwyn Cooke's art.
>>81250996
What, did Michael Fox draw those speech bubbles?
>>81251180
> /Comfy/
>>81251298
It's almost as if Clark is an... Alien?!
>>81251473
> Hawkingbird OTP
>>81257307
Pretty sure it was Slott
>>81251209
What was this from? Because this was great, and I don't even like Carol.
>>81251576
Why do Tumblr comic females ALWAYS have a side cut?
>>81258182
Advertising, it let's you know what you're in for at a glance, like the colours on poisonous insects etc.
>>81258125
A+X
>>81256046
God this art sucks
>>81251298
Something about this last panel being pointed out like this is destroying the fuck out of my sides.
>>81258182
Because having a "normal" hairstyle means you're cis and/or oppressed with internalized patriarchy.
>>81257505
Classic Only Fools and Horses joke
>>81258182
why do 4chan comic females always have giant veiny dicks?
>>81251458
Jesus Wong, chill
>>81257362
> dat overbite
whatre they doing playing with a criminal anyway ?
>>81252006
>>81252023
where's this from? Spidey and Human torch?
>>81252006
Just storytime that whole issue.
The kingpin and Spiderman playing poker together was gold.
>>81250523
You want to know what it says?
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>>81258905
You double nigger. Bet you feel retarded now.
>>81258182
>Sidecut
It's clearly a mohawk.
>>81250715
wait why are they lookin at the viewer ?
>>81259024
Somebody is taking a picture?
>>81257515
I kind of wish AngleXBlack Cat became a thing.
>>81258980
Yeah, but I feel more happy than stupid.
Maybe I can predict what is going on in a thread before I read it.
Humm, I'm feeling a great evil coming from the entirety of /a/, best not go there today.
>>81259181
There is always evil on /a/
>>81257211
because why not
>>81250453
>random corgi
>>81259500
>>81259590
>>81250996
I love the way that guy draws Wonder Woman.
>>81251793
Eh, what bugs me as someone who goes to NYC is that nine times out of ten the races in these sorts of situations is swapped. Catcalling isn't really a white thing.
