Does /co/ like Habbits?
a ton
Too few. Wish there was more of it.
we all want to fuck that possum
not sure. maybe.
Its cool.the possum is just like my GF only not as THICK
love habits, bought all the merch
come back clem
>>81250538
Yes. I WOULD fuck that possum girl. She seems like such a carefree fuck.
Possums are for _____
Artist is dead I think.
>>81253346
eating trash and getting hit by a car
>>81253346
shooting at
>>81253154
My condolences.
Ever had any drunken suburbian white trash adventures with your friends? Tell us about them.
>>81256294
i smoked weed out of a pepsi can once
you're not supposed to do that, pepsi cans are full of poison when you heat them up
ha ha I hate myself
It's one of my favourite webcomics that /co/ introduced me to last year
>>81250538
>>81253288
She reminds me of a girl I used to have a crush on in school. Fine as hell, but all of her friends were scummy douchefucks (one got suspended for drug dealing), so we never socialised outside of lessons.
I wish I could remember her name...
>>81253346
Rabies
>>81250538
Clem is not for sexual. Clem is for giving the couch to when she needs a place to crash.
>>81256307
I did that too, except mine was whole plastic. It's retarded but i wanted to get high
>>81257499
>Both comics /co/ introduced me to feature Possums.
Possums are significantly cuter to me, now. Sometimes they hang out in my backyard and I toss them kibble.
>>81257559
>giving
Listen, food costs money, electricity costs money.
If you know a hobo girl, and she wants to stay at your place for a while, you can at least get a blowjay out of that deal.
>>81257842
Are there comics featuring pigs? They are criminally underrated animals.
Recently read Heaven's Butcher, so there's that.
>be kid
>grandaunt had an animal circus
>sometimes helped her taking care of all the animals during summers
>everything from dogs, to parrots
>scolded me at the age of 9 for teaching one of her parrots to say "you fucking cunt"
>also had pigs
>played with the piglets one day
>apparently they are smart as fuck, can recognize people's faces and build preferences depending on how you treat them. Easier to train than dogs
>after a while the piglets started to come up to me for petting, food and playing
I still eat pork tho
>>81258135
We should just pigs for everything. They are delicious, they are smart, they basically have no flaws. Pigs as pets and pigs as dinner is the future.
>>81257554
actually being marsupials they have a lower body temperature than non-marsupial mammals and temperature is one of the things rabies need, so they are basically rabies free
>>81257559
You have to eat AAALLL the eggs!
>>81253346
Screaming at their own ass.
>>81258135
>Are there comics featuring pigs?
Only one that I can think of. Hope you likerape.
http://www.rustedtusks.com/slop/
>>81257903
clem isn't a hobo though
>>81256294
>drive out to friends farm with older brother
>drink a whole fifth of bottom-shelf whiskey myself through the night
>go on a drunk hike through the woods
>chain-smoke cigarettes whilst bullshitting about philosophy
>everyone goes to bed
>decide to stay up all night because I have to work at 8 am the next day
>most everyone is in bed
>decide to read to pass the time
>3 different people come up to me and compliment me on being able to read whilst piss drunk at 3 am
>one guy sits down at the table with me, we bullshit about his job as a factory manager, anime, and how awesome his dog is
>drive back home with hungover brother sipping a beer and advising me when to not speed because small-town cops are cockbags
One of the best nights of my life.
>>81256294
>drive out to friends farm with older brother
>drink a whole fifth of bottom-shelf whiskey myself through the night
>go on a drunk hike through the woods
>chain-smoke cigarettes whilst bullshitting about philosophy
>everyone goes to bed
>decide to stay up all night because I have to work at 8 am the next day
>most everyone is in bed
>decide to read to pass the time because I'm a loser nerd and brought a book
>3 different people come up to me and compliment me on being able to read whilst piss drunk at 3 am
>one guy sits down at the table with me, we bullshit about his job as a factory manager, anime, and how awesome his dog is
>drive back home with hungover brother sipping a beer and advising me when to not speed because small-town cops are cockbags
One of the best nights of my life.
>>81258135
>scolded me at the age of 9 for teaching one of her parrots to say "you fucking cunt"
you're Australian aren't you
>>81256294
Not suburban but just last weekend I got way too drunk with four of my friends (all guys, two of them my roommates.)
Me and four of my friends were getting drunk friday night and were planning on going to a bar downtown. We called an uber and it was a prius. So we all piled in and my shortest friend sat on top of the next smallest. The driver didn't know how to get there but we managed to drunkenly yell over eachother how to get there. We get there and one of them immediately orders shots of fireball. I was super drunk and saw how expensive it was (like $6-$7 a shot) so I told him to tip the bartender really shitty. He ignored me.
We drink the shots and go to the dance floor. Only one of my friends is good at dancing and it's pretty fucking obvious. My friend who's the hottest is trying to dance with three girls but only the fat one is showing any interest. He tries to pass her off to one of my other friends but we're too drunk to understand. After like 20-30 minutes, we leave the dance floor and one of my friends ordered fucking long island iced teas. They were crazy strong and probably had two shots of liquor in them.
I drank it in like five minutes and was way too drunk at that point. I felt like I was going to throw up so I left the bar. I was extremely disoriented and when trying to go back to the bar, I went in the wrong one. I started talking to the two guys in front of me complaining how the Spurs barely beat the Grizzlies, constantly muttering "Fuckin' Grizzlies." I got into the bar, realized it wasn't the right one and left. Walked back over to the bar my friends were at, grabbed our coats and told them we were leaving.
I actually don't remember getting in a taxi and driving home but apparently we did that. I started throwing up once I got home and don't remember anything after that. Apparently I went in my friend's room and started saying how sorry I was for being a dick to him recently (I hadn't been) and how we were super good friends.
>no new Clemencakes
Why?
>>81256294
>suburbian
Shit only gets real when you're city poor or rural poor.
I'm rural poor so describing those rare moments of clarity are actually easier to describe than any of the many long nights spent just trying to get to tomorrow.
>>81265845
All things end, anon.
>>81268056
Makes me want to start my own webcomic about the adventures of the poor and the weird.
>>81265845
Is that a pun on clem cheesecake?
>habits is so dead we can't even have a proper thread where all the comics get dumped, again, as we talk about being poor and drugs and alcohol
Man, fuck this.
>>81268374
If I could draw worth a damn I would have done this a decade ago.
The fact that if I had started it a decade ago I'd be able to draw now just makes me hate myself more.
>>81272274
Never too late to follow your dreams anon.
I want to hold Clem's head while she throws up
>>81264614
Swedish. The phrase is "din jävla fitta". She was not amused
>>81273166
It's never too late to give up on your dreams.
>>81273503
Vilken tråkmåns.
>>81262113
I kinda want the pig-man to be raped for once
>>81262113
I'm not gonna lie, I like this comic just for the subby ewe secretary.
So wait, Habits is dead in the water? Hooray, yet another abandoned furry webcomic featuring drug use. Seems to be a pattern here.
