ITT describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote
>He's just standing there. MENACINGLY.
>>81243716
>ALONE
>But we sang the fun song... I think I'm gonna be sick.
>FIRMLY GRASP IT!
>Is mayonaise an instrument?
>ALASKAN
>BULL
>WORM
>at least i'm safe inside my mind
>Am I a pretty girl?
>I guess you're going to miss the panty raid
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
>I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material.
>Excuse me, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
>Barnacles!
>>81243716
>I really wish I wasn't here right now.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
FIRST I DO THIS, SPIN AROUND, STOP. DOUBLE TAKE THREE TIMES. AND HERE WE GO, PELVIC THRUST. WEHOOOOOO. WEHOOOOOOOOO. STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT. THE BRING IT AROUND TOWN. AND A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT, A LITTLE OF THIS, THIS, THIS, THAT, THAT, THIS, THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81243716
>It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
>Too bad that didn't kill me
>We blew it, pants.
>What do you mean, "we?" *pants walk away*
I messed up, and now you're gone...
IIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIT
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK
Remember Mr Krabs, licking door knobs on other planets is illegal.
>The gang's all here.
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?
>>81243716
Uh.. I can explain.
>IMAGINATION!
Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom!
...at night
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
the lid
the lid
The
Lid
ThelidthelidthelidthelidthelidTHELIDFREEZE
Durrrrrrrr, I'm stupid. I like karate.
I'm ready. Depression.
I'm ready. Depression.
I'm ready. Depression.
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
Curse you crabs!!
>>81245303
>nagi
That's one fish with good taste, goddamn.
>Oh that's not disturbing, THIS is disturbing...
AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME
>It was big
>hairy
>and pink
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaaaand stop.
>>81244565
>we'll never see an episode where he develops this theory
I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary.
LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
*pthhh*
I can't
*pthhh*
Understand
*pthhh*
Your accent
They used to ride these babies for miles.
Tarter sause!!
He had the pickles under his tongue the whole time
>Hold on. Just let me look at ya.
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkdEZGiXPpY
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Good thing we're wearing Sea Rhinoceros repellant underwear
HI SPONGEBOB
>Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?
Wish I was back in Texas...
The maniac is IN THE MAILBOX
on a sidenote:
>yfw you finally realized "Dumped" was an allegory for cuckoldry.
>>81248085
No it wasn't. If it was then Spongebob would have enjoyed seeing Gary hanging out with Patrick. It was an allegory for being dumped/cheated on.
I say I'm already halfway there
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>i love the young people
HI, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
>>81244084
>>81244949
kek
ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE
>Patrick was going up, up, up, and I HAD TO RIDE THE EEL!
>And then Patrick, he said some things...
>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be wrought with pain and suffering?!
>It'll be just like a sleepover, only we'll be all sweaty and covered with grease!
>Where's Mr Puff?
>She doesn't like to talk about it.
>If I can't have you as a friend, then I'm gonna have you as a trophy!
BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK
>a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly LARGE, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium.
>Everybody's an idiot but me
>>81249020
>I-I'm getting outta here!
>Most importantly, can you do this?
>*GASPS*
>No really how big is it?
>>81249077
>TOO LATE!
>Ready or not, here he comes!
>>81249143
>JANET!? MARTY!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
>Look, doubloons!
>Don't drop 'em!
>I really hope that's your nose
>>81243716
>I'm BAD, I'm MEAN, and I can do THIS! Tssssss.
>Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy
Molestation is one hell of a drug
>Where's the leak, ma'am?
How many times must we teach you this lesson old man!
>*knock, knock*
>Hello?
>I love you.
>*slams door shut*
>daddy yes!
>I... am a man!
>I'll get the funnel!
>>81243716
>HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
>Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!
>And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATEIt's funny because my fiance is black
>just you, me, and the floor boards.
>>81246475
Fucking lost it.
>>81248909
I fucked choked holy hell
MY LEG
Ahhhhm???!!!!!!!!
>>81252286
U w0t m9
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>81244320
I thought you remembered it wrong until I realized it was the sarcastic Squidward version
and that's really really funny.
>>81243716
>POINTY POINTY POINTY I HAVE A POINTY HEAD
>>81244949
I lost it.
>>81248887
Ded
>we finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine!!
>oh well, guess I'm not wearing pants
>Ew, glove-flavored!
>>81244949
omg child rape xDDDD my sides are le kek xDD
>>81258485
Where did Father McGuiggin touch you Timmy
>>81258557
dude what are you talking about I just love le matureman dark humor xDDD
>>81258485
>>81258608#triggered
>>81243716
>This is taking too long! I want the warm NOW!
>>81258644
I want a version of this with BvS Batman and all the words are Martha
>>81258644
>buckle up buckaroo
Its a fun time waster to imagine how those words came to be triggers
>labradoodle
