Batman and Superman just smashed through your wall in a heated battle. What did they interrupt you from doing?
>Reading SuperBat smut
Do I get my ass kicked?
>>81180362
You get raped.
>>81180328
>tfw peacefully masturbating when the Bat of Murder crashes through your wall and shoots you
>>81180328
Posting to this thread.
>>81180328
shitposting
>>81180328
Jackin it, watching cartoons, or wasting time on /co/.>>81180362
>>81180328
Nothing worth mentioning after i collect that sweet check from Wayne Enterprises/Bruce Wayne
>>81180328
Crying
>>81180328
I was watching the NorCal Regionals, waiting for that god damn Alex trailer
Living.
Practicing guitar/bass probably
As soon as they look at me I suggest I play some battle music
Not a big deal. I'm just watching Wreck-It Ralph for the zillionth time. I might have to change my shorts after the scare, but hey it's laundry night anyway.
>>81181343
>implying they would stop brawling just to look a wimp like you
>>81180328
Browsing /co/ of course.
>>81180328
just once this kinda thing needs to happen in a movie
they burst through someone's wall and it's someone drawing fanart of the two of them
the artist just looks at them
changes the belt detail
Playing Overwatch
>>81180328
Is doesn't matter because you're just a setpiece. What happens to toy is insignificant compared to a conflict between gods.
>>yfw toy realize Snyder's interpretation of Superman is basically a lovecraftian old god
>>81180328
Browsing /co/ while drinking
>>81180328
Not spending money on repairs and wasting time filing insurance claims.
>>81180328
Masturbating, probably....
This has opened my eyes. I need to masturbate less.Or maybe I need to masturbate MORE so that I can be sure Superman will see my dick
>>81182452
Why are you calling everyone a toy, man? I'm hurt
>>81180362
>Batman and Superman beat the shit out of you
>you have to hide your erection it's giving you
Listen I have to go. Ill call you tomorrow,Martha
