Got one?You wake up to find your character sleeping next to you. What's the first thing you do?
Look down its shorts
Wonder how I'm going to afford a new mattress.
The SECOND thing I'm going to do is wait for her to wake up, then ask if she wants anything.
Ted Kord
Ask him to don't tell Booster Gold.
>>81155777
>Wake up
>look around
> she is sleep at my side
>she slowly wakes up and asks what happenned
>idk
>silence
>she yawns
>falls asleep again
>she lets her head slowly fall in my shouder
>feel her long hair in my skin
>i yawn
>I sleep again
>>81155777
make her some coffee
Pull the covers over her so she's protected from sunlight.
>>81155777
Kill all the trolls.
Put my arm around her and go back to sleep.
>>81157226
>not having blackout curtains
>>81155777
go to the kitchen and get a bowl of eggs
>>81156028
I want to die everyday
I should have gone with Powergirl. I always pick Godzilla or Powergirl.
>>81155777
>Squirrel Girl
...I pray it's this Squirrel Girl and not Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
>>81155777
Icuddleher.
>>81158900
I do, next thing I'd do is make sure they're closed. Don't wanna take any chances.
REAAAALLY gotta stop picking Godzilla for these things...
buttfuck her right in the pussy.
>>81159168
To be fair, I'm sure the King of Monsters is a good lay
Die, probably
>>81155777
Debate how much of degenerate I've become andsee how much further I can descend.
>Carnage
so...that explains my pain in my butthole.
>>81156028
>the alarm goes off
>you wake up for real, completely alone
Briefly mourn the loss of my house,masturbate quietly,then run.
>>81155777
Cuddle
hug/cuddle
Cuddle her and just lie together
How drunk was I yesterday?
>room is pitch black
>feel a body next to mine
>fall out of bed in a panic and frantically go for the light switch on the other side of the room
>flip it on
>see this
>expand dong.exe
>superman
Make him eat a bowl of eggs
I'm most likely bleeding. So I guess that I need to go the store for some bandages and cleaning alcohol.
>Steven
Tell him to sleep with the cats, there's not enough room on the couch.
>>81155889
Oh boy, you better watch out. Blue Beetles boyfriend will tell all his friends on Oa and then you have to deal with the whole Corp.
Ask him how he got there, but get interrupted when the gems break down my wall.
>>81155777
>Ben Tennyson
Well, that must have been interesting. And if I'm not careful, I'm going to jail.
How old are you? Oh, OK. Do you think they have extradition laws in Cambodia?
That would be a interesting episode.
Cuddle
>rape
I'd imagine I'd go through the following stages
>Shock
>Confusion
>Silently cheer to myself
>Terror when I remember she has a bit of a blood knight streak
Probably be welcomed to my're doom, I suppose
Hug him
>>81158924
The answer I was looking for
>>81155880
Worry about how unlucky it would be if the condom broke.
fuck
>Judy Hopps
Fuck you, not a furfag. I would probably get outta bed. Pour her a drink...probably some kind of carrot cake vodka, then send her on her way
>>81155777
Give her a squeeze for the road.
>>81162490
Also
>>81162537
And
i dint s check the spoiler and chose superman
well fuck
>>81162586
You're not supposed to check the spoiler before thinking of one...
>Grizzly
Am I a furfag degenerate if I want to cuddle with him?
>>81155777
>mfw i chosethe mosquito van
Oh shitpenny from inspector gadget
>Helga
Unf, not look a gift horse in the mouth.
Try to figure out a good way to explain to the property manager why the SHOGUN OF SORROW has destroyed the building.
I also need to find a way to not get myself killed/enslaved.
>>81162307
Lucky son of a bitch
> Wake up
> Look around
> She's sleeping next to me
> She starts trashing in her sleep
> Stroke her back
> Find out she's not wearing a nightgown.
> She sighs and relaxes
> She crawls up against me and sigh contentedly.
check my anus
>>81163135
What's the problem with that?
>>81163922
>Nick Wild
Oh fuck, how much did we drink last night? Either way, wake him up as gentle as possible and hope to god he doesn't bite my face off.
>>81165100
>mfw pic related
>>81159729
>wake up
>FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR!
>>81155777
>Judge Dredd
I get arrested.
>>81159906
Yeah, you got an infection.
I'd ask why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>81155777
Oh. Well, I suppose I went peacefully. Nice to meet you.
Mabel
Probably chuck her out before she vomits glitter on me or something
>>81163985
Your have no anus anymore, anon.
>What's the first thing you do?
Wouldn't even know where to begin.Nothing lewd tho, that's just gay.
Either
>steal her magic banana off the night stand and save it for weird fetish stuff
and if that isn't possible, then
>stealth fap under the sheets and secretly hope she catches me in the act, like the horny degenerate I am(hey, not like I could've forced her into bed anyways, might as well milk the opportunity)
>Chuckie Finster
I would immediately run to the nearest church and repent.
>>81162336
>>81165603
>>81166226
Why is /co/ so gay for this fucking Fox.He is best character but c'mon now, stop wanting to stick your dick in everything guys.
>>81166350>implying it's not his dick that I want inside of me
It was just that good of a movie, anon.
I'd get the alcohol to disinfect the claw marks on my back, then I'd go back to cuddling her.
>>81166350
Hey now nigga, slow the fuck down. I went out of my way to say nothing lewd would go down. Nick is bro-tier, but I wouldn't try to come onto the guy. That sly fuck would probably show me up in the most savage way if I even attempted that shit.Not that I would.
Besides.
>telling /co/ to stop wanting to fuck things
wdytya
>>81155810
fuck off futafags
I would run out of the Baxter building as fast as possible, as hot of a milf as Sue is. I'm not gonna get a Mr. Fantastic noose around me.
>>81166117
I've been literally TOOTED
>>81166350
He is incrediblyfoxy
>>81165336
WHAT?
I stroke her back when she's having a bad dream.
I didn't say she wasn't wearing anything, now did I?
>>81167052
fuck outta here Carlos
>>81166350
>>81167199
You know what his favorite dance is?
Thefox-trot
>>81167488
Nah, that's it, I'm fucking done with your shit Carlos.
>>81167488
Okay, that was a good one.
>>81166496
I forget -- does her healing factor kill herpes, or does it make her an asymptomatic carrier?
>>81168172
mutants cant get STD's or Cancer
an thats all mutants not only thoes with a healing factor
id offer him a beer because we're probably both super fucking drunk from last night still and he probably wants a beer
no homo
seriously no homo we just passed out together not even in the same bed im on the floor and hes on my bed
im on to all you fuckers who come here just to talk about your waifus
this is not a waifu thread
>>81165603
>>81166226
>>81166469
you know, there was a time when /co/ at least tried to hide its furry fetish
>>81168364
>Letting your porn dictate your lifestyle
I'm like the only guy on this board that liked the movie and doesn't want to fuck anyone from it as well.
Cuddles.
>Chose Garnet
>Considering the big G's lack of wanting to get with anyone else it's unlikely we fucked
Eh, could be worse
>>81168436
>Watched Zootopia
>Didn't want to fuck anything
Why you lying on an anonymous chinese cartoon imageboard tho
>>81168364
Dude, most cartoons have animal characters as their protagonists.
>>81168601
It's true tho. If anything I liked the film so much it inspired me to be a better person who doesn't fap to anything I can get my hands on 5 times a day.
Still won't stop faggot mods from deleting my sfw posts though.
Oh, uh.
Must've been shit-faced and hopped into my bed.
>>81155777
I bring her to the kitchen and give her pancakes and ice cream for breakfast.
>>81160932
>>81159906
>>81159466
>>81157226
>>81156960
>>81166292
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>>81168822
I love /co/ so much. Happy Easter everyone.
>>81169376
So you picked Flapjack? Would you share your Easter candy?
>>81155810
It would be pretty awkward though because of how small my bed is and the fact it's pushed right up against the wall. Even with how little she is we'd either need to be spooning or she'd have to be laying right on top of me. either way I'd be trapped. I'd probably lay there for a while, not sure what to do. I'd probably wait until she woke up and ask why she was sleeping in my bed.
>>81155777
>all I can think of is ghost characters
wake up, grab a vacuum cleaner, and capture them.
>Starfire
Roll over and smell her hair
Jin: Be rather happy and cuddle
Zuko: Cuddle him anyway, hope I don't die.
>>81168436
It's Disney's Robin Hood movie all over again.
>>81170341
Creating a new generation of furries? Of course. But I thought that would be more impressionable with the kids. I was under the assumption most of /co/ was filled with furfags as is.
>>81166496
Fuck you that was mah waifu
>>81170617
Go claim another one, you cuck
Wonder where all my shit went
Make a deal and learn everything about the universe.
That was easy.
>>81155777
Imasturbate
>>81162586
Are you saying you wouldn't want to wake up to Superman sleeping next to you?
Cuddle, then make him breakfast.
>>81155777
RIP my bedand my roof
Hug him and scream MINE
>>81155777
Oh my god! I'm boned!
take a picture and post it on /co/ showing how i slept next to supergirl and pretend something happen between us to get mad (you)s and get you mad
>>81174943
But anon...smores any day any time
>>81166050
kek, I actually lol'd
>>81156028
Long hair a shit
>>81155777
>jim gordon
I have no Idea desu. Probably take his gun and interrogate him when he wakes up.
Freak out because their is a 8ft tall stone statue in my bed (and its designed for only one person)
But after I realized who it is I'd probably start crying, call my boss saying I'm sick, get my shit together mentality and physically, and wait for the sunset.
I'd try to play my cards right and go back to Manhattan with him. And then I become a member of the clan and finally have a loving family.depending on the gargoyles stance on sex, I'd try to fuckall of them
>>81161081
Classic
Be pretty darn happy.
Take lots of pictures
>>81155777
Spoon.
>>81169376
Happy Easter to you too.
>>81155777
>Bestiality
>Statutory Rape
>Her face probably reflects my performance
:(
>>81155777
...Wonder how in the world I managed this. No, really. How.
>>81155777
Probably reel from the horrible smell.
>>81173205
I don't want to see that.
> She wakes up and screams
> Jumps out of my bed and runs
> Wants to know what happened.
> Best thing we can figure is she feel through some kind of space-time warp
> Promise to do everythiong we can to return her to her time and place.
> She starts shivering
> I open the covers of the bed invitingly
> She hesitates, but decideds to accept after a few minutes and climbs back in.
> Start stroking her back and nitice she clams down
> She unbuttons her top and removes it "for easy access" she claims
> Continue stroking her back
> She nestles herself in my arms and her fast, erratic breathing becomes slow and steady.
> As she yawns, I repeat my promise to get her back where she belongs.
> She slowly drifts off to sleep and I am left wondering how I can keep that promise.
>>81155777
>Initially think of Rapunzel
>think to myself "Nah, anon. You always pick Rapunzel, pick someone else."
>Pick Darkseid instead
>Read spoiler
>mfw
>>81155777
I'm sure we didn't do anything intimate, but I'm still confused.
>>81168478
I also picked her. I don't really know what to do.
I think cuddling her is a good enough option.
>>81186344
Weakling
I'd dutch oven myself with it.
>>81155777
Give her a tiny kiss and go to make some breakfast for us.
>>81163922
And ...
Rocket Raccoon
I accept my fate.
>>81159906
she's feral at bed.
>>81186484
You didn't mess with the front?
She wakes up and wonders where she is and how she got here.
I comfort her, and she kisses me.
I kiss her forehad and she kisses my lips.
We start to make out and********
Long story short, as she's resting in my arms, I wonder if it's possible to make a cartoon character pregnant.
>>81187095
The best option,along with a peck on her cheek
>>81155889
Kord mind
I was going to suggest waffles.
Cuddle and then go for some space adventures
