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ARKOS WILL RISE FROM THE DEPTHS
Combat _____.
>>81131897
comfy friends
>Raven or Adam will never be playable in Grimm Eclipse
Goddamn
>>81131938
Huzzah
Greatest team
Which RWBY would take being diagnosed with inoperable cancer the worst?
>>81131902
sweaty
>>81131823
I actually don't really like the way Jaune dresses.
The whole normal clothes with shit thrown over it works, but the jeans are pushing it.
He is pretty much the only character I can think of who I would rather see in shorts.
>>81131976
Yang. We've already seen how she reacts when things go south.
How much do you think it would cost to have Kara read some of Weiss' lines in German? The more terrible and mispronounced, the better.
Imagine an Atlesian name which they'd absolutely butcher.
>Blau Tannenbaum
>>81131979
He's also the only person dressed without an actual theme or motif.
Literally just a hoodie, jeans, sneakers, and armor.
>>81131976
Yang.
Open the door, Anon
>>81131979
He's just a simple country boy, yeeeehaw!
>>81131902edgy
>>81131897
post like this make me miss nourish neo
>>81132052
gee, I wonder why that is.
>>81132066No.
>>81132032
>>81131976
>>81132055
>>81132070
With skinny jeans?
post ruby abuse
>>81131938
>>81132047
Literally every colour would be pronounced wrong
Grun, Blau, Schwartz, Rot, it doesn't really matter.
>>81132066
Only if you ask me nicely. In German.
>>81132140
cumfee
>>81131976
Probably Weiss, assuming she gets cancer at age 17
>I never smoked in my life!
>I never did any drugs!
>How could I, Weiss Schnee, ever get cancer?
>I'm too young... it's not fair...
>tfw I knew a guy who got cancer at age 21 and got a scholarship to go to a big film school in NY which was cut off because of chemotherapy
>>81131979
>Jaune's grown up outfit is just armor thrown over athletic gear.
>Shorts and shirt have brands and people keep thinking he's being sponsored by them.
>>81132066
I want to pee on her clothes.
![IMG_4616[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1ZxDb73.gif "IMG_4616[1].gif")
>>81132119
Don't look skinny to me
>>81131979
Jaune'll likely get a re-design later on, give him an outfit like a slayer or some such.
He'll either ditch the plate or add more on.
Either way he'll end up getting a new look.
>>81132066
Not sticking my dick in crazyRIP VA
>>81132221
Well Iceberg is cancerous
How would you feel if Jaune got one of these?
>mfw butthurt krauts offended that they aren't pronouncing their meme language correctly
Nobody cares idiots. Go back to being raped by Ahmed and his 7 cousins.
>>81131938
Very Comfy Friends. Also Happy Easter Aus and NZ bros
>>81132247
>Legs are completely unarmored.
>>81132354
C U L T U R A L
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>>81132066
>>81132329
I want to sing the Ode to Joy with yandere Weiss!
>>81132407
E N R I C H
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>>81132178
>Öffnen Sie die Türen! Bitte?
Now if Atlesian have German names where the hell does Jaune come from? Mistral and Vale seems to be using mostly English names while Haven is weeb land with some english names.
>>81132430
>>81132407
Delete this before I get you banned, kid.
>>81132363
>No cup
>Abdomen completely exposed
>Obliques asking for a stabbing
>Hoodie (can get caught on shit)
>No helmet, ear protection, or eye protection
>>81132463
yes
>>81132463
For being rayciss or because Weiss is your waifu?
I love Weiss just as much and I don't want immigrants fucking up the place where her beautiful name is from
Would you allow Ruby to hug you?
>>81132224
>Weiss keeps sending him SDC brand rashys.
>SDC brand shorts, leg guards, gauntlets, chest plates,
>Jaune is grateful for the aid but a bit uncomfortable about some of the other brands included.
Anyone have that picture of velvet with a bloated stomach after drinking chocolate milk?
>>81132463
Reporter-kun are you the same person who commissioned that Yang getting killed or was that a different Weiss?
>>81132515
not the right board to talk about this issue
>>81132526
No.
>>81132221
oh god imagine her breaking into tears at the end there that's fucking hot im going to write a story about that and put it here in the internet
>>81131902
Hat.
Raven was too good for Tai tbqh senpais
>>81132554
I'll stop it thereI got stuff to write anyways
>>81132526
A day with new Ruby/Weiss stuff is a good day to me.
>>81132600
>literally recoloured yang
>>81132541
I never like seeing any RWBY being bullied, so no.
>>81132631
Wait are you saying that Raven might be related to Yang?
>>81132526
Sure?
>>81132354
Or you know it's either a choice made by the creators of RWBY or a mistake from their part. It's like how you feel about Engrish.Not even Kraut but I can speak it a little and it annoys me when I hear people fucking up simple stuff, I'm not asking them to say "Freundschaftsbezeigungen"
>>81132451
>Correct grammar, capitalization, spelling and punctuation
You're not Weiss! I can hear that correct umlaut pronounciation from here! Get out of here, you imposter.
>>81132631
You know what they say
If you want to know how a woman will age, just look at her mother
>>81132066
Depends, whats in it for me?
>>81132532
>Uh Weiss?
>Hm?
>Didn't this company get into trouble recently for killing a lot of Faunus?
>You get a rash recently Jaune?
>N-no?
>Then shut up and enjoy what I give you.
>>81131971
>Zwei is about to pounce on Blake
>>81132827
He'll just bounce off the cat-shaped cloud left in her wake when she immediately runs away, landing safetly in Weiss' loving arms.
>>81132809
Kek.
Why is Weiss being nice to Jaune all of a sudden?
>>81132809
>You remember that assassin I dueled a couple of weeks ago?
>Do I look like I pay attention to everything you do?
>Well no but I swear this brand on these shorts you gave me is the same one he had on his chest plate.
>....
>Weiss?
>We don't discriminate.
>He had a bag full of scalps.
>Discrimination is bad.
>>81132776
You tell me, anon
>>81132714
>tfw from Menagerie and still able to talk AtlesianMenagerie is their Frogland, right?
>>81131971
>Blake not five seconds from running away at all times
It's shit
>>81132959
No that would be their Australia.
Their frogland is the Arc principality.
>>81132959
menagerie is australia
>>81132946anal
>>81132939
>Uh Weiss?
>What is it this time?
>I went to the website of those guys who made my knee pads and gloves.
>And?
>Well, on the list of sponsored hunters, there was me, and six criminals.
>Define criminal.
>Can't leave Atlas or they would be executed for war crimes.
>...Jaune?
>Yeah?
>Shut up.
>>81132959
We don't know anything about Menagerie other than it's where Faunus used to be kept up until the revolution.
So I choose to believe that it was claimed by the Faunus after the revolution and is now something between the USSR and Israel.
>>81132959
Taking into account the geography and what we know of other locales...
I think Mistral might actually be their Frogland.
>>81133017
There is an Arc principality? JAUNE IS ROYALTY?
>>81133075
Mistral might make sense since it's directly related to Whiteflagland.
>>81133147
No but there might as fucking well be.
Jaune being royalty would make his name a dead giveaway.
Unless the royals mean absolutely nothing or are unknowns.
It'd make a nice parallel between him and Weiss though.
So....would a "Jaune and Ruby's burgers and cookies" be a hit in Vale?
>>81133053
>>81133266
As a brand item? Yes, children love the cookies and mothers adore the healthy burgers.
>>81133063
>This cup you gave me. It wasn't made by genocidal manic right?
>Of course not.
>Oh good. It's actually pretty go-
>You have to kill thousands to be called genocidal. I think he only got seven before he had to stop.
>...
I'm going to hide the television remote from Weiss!
>>81133147
>>81133239
Well, the nations are referred to as Kingdoms. It's possible that before the War there were actual monarchs and that Jaune is related to them, but it's unlikely given that his great-great grandfather actually fought in the war with sword and board and royalty probably wouldn't be on the front lines.
>>81133331
She can just control the tv from her Scroll.
>>81133303
Oh I meant as a restaurant.
Weiss can handle all of the finance stuff.
Ruby and Jaune do what they do best, making cookies and burgers based off of their moms secret recipe.
>>81133368
I'm going to hide that from Weiss too!
I hope Ruby's baby is okay.
>>81133295
Hey! You wanted an answer. Now do you want to get out or what?
>>81133327
> Glynda is corrupted and joins Salem
Of all the things that could go wrong, this is pretty high on the list.
>>81133239
>RNJR (Along with whoever else is picked up by that point) find themselves wandering into the general direction of Jaune's home
>He gets increasingly nervous as they get closer
>Tries to divert them, but they don't listen since he won't give a concrete reason
>Finally, someone recognizes him
>He's the "Prince", the youngest son of the greatest hunter and de-facto ruler/warlord of the region
>His sisters are all Amazonian Warrior "Princesses" with varying levels of brother-complexes who didn't want their previous little brother getting hurt
I can dig it.
>>81133331
Good. She's been watching too much of that VBC garbage lately, all the propaganda is getting to her head. One good thing about the CCT going down is that nonsense won't reach Atlas anymore.
>>81133368
Not while it's confiscated, she can't.
>>81133419
What baby?
So how long until we get some rare Dragon Faunus?
>>81133354
>Volume 4 is going to be world building, the volume
We should expect to see a bit more of Vale, Atlas and discover Mistral.
>>81133465
The one in her womb, anon! Haven't you heard?
>>81133401
I'm sure Ruby wont mind Weiss borrowing hers.
>>81133516
I'm going to destroy one of the towers so Weiss can't watch television anymore!
>>81133354
Unless his ancestor was a complete badass and wanted to abolish the monarchy so his eventual descendants didn't have to live with the burdens the crown came with.
Wanting them to be free of the curse that was to rule and lead, until there was nobody left.
Which is why nobody told Jaune about it, attempting to discourage him because it was their ancestors only wish.
Jaune is the ancestors heir which is why he uses corea mors.
Shit I have a new headcanon.
>>81133492
Heard what?
>>81133465
>>81133492
Who's the father?
[ ] Qrow
[ ] Tai
[ ] Zwei
[ ] Yang
Jaune isn't an option, he fires blanks.
Which RWBY would you secretly force the other RWBYs to eat?
So why do Yang's eyes change to her mother's color when she uses her semblance?
>>81133446
now post the rest
>>81133370
Then yes they'd be well received especially with Ren in the kitchen.
>>81133563
Some guy at a bar who gave her free drinks.
He was very strong.
>>81133563
>>81133588
Fiiiiiiine.
>>81133570
Who knows. But it does give me a thought.
Kind of lends to the "Adam is Raven's apprentice" theory, given that his Semblance is rather similar to Yang's, whose eyes glow liker her mtoher's when she uses it, whose color-scheme is similar to Adam's...
POTTERY.
>>81133563Juane
>>81133570
>Why is water blue?
>Inb4 it isn't
>>81133570
Because the Branwens are the Uchihas of RWBY.
Raven is literally genderswapped Madara.
Expect Silver Eyes vs Crimson Eyes to be a thing soon enough.
>>81133563>Ren
>>81133477
>Dragon Faunus
>Read it as Dragon Dildo
>Grimm dildoes
>>81133446
>previous.
I don't like the sound of that.
Though this is overall funny.
>>81132878
>Why is Weiss being nice to Jaune all of a sudden?
It sounds more like she's using him for good publicity.
>>81133711
Thaaaaat's supposed to be precious.
Finger slipped.
>>81133446
>>81133645
>>81133771
Pyrrha and Blake are going to get the floor wet at this rate.
>>81133327
>those thighs
>>81133752
Right but talking to Jaune is being nice to him.
I mean using him for publicity isn't nice but he's getting free armour here.
>>81133796
Blake just wants to watch boys make out.
Sun and Adam making out while Yang ate her out would probably be ecstasy itself for her.
>>81133438
have you seen one punch man
>>81133814
>but he's getting free armour here.
And showing off the brand while going off and being heroic.
>>81133829
This one new? I haven't seen it before.
>>81133829
>>81133771
>>81133645
>>81133446
The terrible thing about these is that it wouldn't shock me if it was in some slice of life episode.
>>81133891
I need her ass
I'm going to cut the brakes in Weiss's car.
>>81133446
Are those Reimu's fucking tops? Wow, that's a pull and a half.
>>81133924
Still getting quality armor for nothing.
Marketing probably was Papa Schnee's idea.
>>81133955
>>81133973
>Still getting quality armor for nothing.
That's actually how it works in real life.
And it doesn't sound like Jaune is getting paid for it.
Who is his fucking manager?
>>81133938
>>81133927
It's been around for a while now.
>>81134022
It would have been Pyrrha but sadly she melted under the pressure.
>>81134022
He doesn't have one. Maybe he'll be able to get one if he every gets half as prominent as Pyrrha was.
>>81134031
Hunting for that frame was worth it
>yfw your favorite character's theme song starts
>>81134093
The turn up gold sometimes.
Like bandaid Shinobu.
>>81134112
>>81134112
Ren doesn't have a theme song.
>>81134031
I weep for any man in the OPM universe that tried to get an up skirt of Tatsumaki. She would crush him like an empty soda can.
>>81134022
Weiss is.
>>81134161Yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
>>81134161
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34jC1fmeFD0
Which rwby has the best tasting bone marrow
>>81134204
Adventures of Renshiro and Jojaune fucking when!?
>>81133891
No. I have not.
I am guessing Glynda was meant to be dressed liked that OPM character?
>>81134112
> Emerald, along with Merc, is sent to deal with RNJR
> mfw I'm The One makes a triumphant resurgence
>>81134223
Holy shit, watching Ren go full John Wick against some gang in Mistral next volume would be fucking awesome.
>>81133303
>healthy burgers
He makes the best burgers, no one said anything about healthy.
>>81134255
Hopefully never because those series were shit.
>>81134158
...I knew IAHFY was a memester.
But I didn't realize she was quite this bad...
>>81134273
yes
>>81134229
This is getting ridiculous.Weiss, it is the most well nurtured one in the bunch.
>>81133354
>unlikely given that his great-great grandfather actually fought in the war with sword and board and royalty probably wouldn't be on the front lines.
A true king fights along side his people.
>>81134273
>mfw the protagonists aren't the only one with evolving theme songs
>mfw "I'm The One Part 2"
>>81134342
I bet you kiss and cuddle your pillow thinking it's weiss
>>81133563
The proof of his vasectomy was also forged.
>>81134396
>not self inserting as weiss
>not imagining your pillow as ruby
>>81134369
he gets his ass beat
>>81134274
>dad gets him a graduation present
>it's got a note about making hits count and calibers
>a small box with 2 semi auto pistols with custom silencers
and now the hot partspikes extend underneath at the touch of a button, a la equilibrium, but sharper
>>81134396
>mfw I throw my blanket into the freezer some nights and cuddle with it when I go to sleep imagining it's Weiss
>>81133305
>Jaune gets into a knock down drag out sword brawl.
>Returns to Atlas to find the picture of the finale plastered everywhere with a massive brandname next to it.
>Weiss has a new apartment for some reason.
>>81134448
>gun-fu Ren
>>81133891
>>81134322
>tfw Tatsumaki and Neo will never tag team crushing your balls and sitting on your face
>>81134356
Artoria a shit, Mordred a best.
>>81134511
You should start with smaller steps before that,like sex
>>81134477
If only he'd ditch those twin peashooters that look like they belong in a tea set, sound like it too...
>>81134441
The best.
>>81134464
Considering that she's not actually some kind of ice elemental, that's pretty ridiculous. She's not physically cold to the touch.
Unless she has really bad circulation, or something. Can't be worse than mine.
Neo will never say this to you.
.....Neo never speaks.
Why live....
>>81134640
>that mouth begging for cock
>those eyes that cast a nice gaze as she is raped
>that hair
>those eyebrows
who?
>>81134640
>Neo will never say this to you.
>>81134396
damn it you git me
>>81134782
>>81134615
>>81134441
Didn't know there were so many weiss cuddle pictures
>>81134769
i need this
>>81134736
Can't rape Crazy anon.
>>81134769
I know where this is from, id be ok with this life with Neo.
>>81134782
>She's secretly dreaming she's cuddling with Jaune
>>81134840
tell me
>>81134840
I can try, give me a name!
>>81134396
Who is this semen demon?
What I'd you were a field medic and Weiss was out of aura and got shot in the ankle and there was no saving the foot and she was screaming and crying and Ruby was trying to calm her down but she was still completely hysterical and you had no anesthetic?
>>81132066
Where did that creepy Weiss thing start?
That "cut his Achilles tendons" story, right? And then she started randomly appearing in edits.
>>81134981
I think it was pulled from a Volume 1 screencap and then was used with what it's most associated with: Mama Weiss "changing" Penny's "oil".
>you'll never eat yangs home cooking
>>81134640
This show has better twins then rwby, I wish rwby twins were more relevant
>>81134980
Give her something to bite down on and make it quick.
>>81135029
>two arms
>>81134981
>that eye shape
>those brows
so basically, when they were making blake, they just went with sex
>>81135055
Yes we get it yang lost an arm, no need to post it everytime someone posts a yang pic
>>81135030
I immediately though of Melanie and whats her face her sister when those two showed up...why didn't RT use the them more.
>>81135029
>you'll never eat Yang's arm and leg meat
>>81135055
What's with the two arms autism? Do you want people to go to every Yang picture they have saved to edit out one of the arms
>>81135080
>Implying the girl with abandonment issues would leave you or the kid
>>81135080
>implying any of the main cast would be good wives
>>81135099
!!!!!!! Vore?
>>81135097
From the thumbnail I thought that was some kind of dick with red string going up it
>>81134472
This could very easily become White Knight.
>>81135113
no.........yes
>>81135149
I thought it was some sort of penis-shaped grim.
>>81135125
>>81135055
2 minutes in Paint.
>>81133354
>It's possible that before the War there were actual monarchs and that Jaune is related to them
>yfw Jaune ends up as Saber from Fate/Prototype
>>81135125
I want to bully her for her disgusting degeneracy. My fetish is bullying someone for their fetish.
>>81134280
>Jaune walks in a room with Ruby dressed in black suits
>Cinder looks nervous while Emerald lays on the couch and Merc stands in the corner
>"Well, looks like me and Rubes caught y'all at breakfast. Whatcha having?"
>Cinder stutters "Hu uh Ham, Hamburgers..."
>"HAMBURGERS... The cornerstone of any delicious breakfast. Where'd you get'm?"
>"Big Keikaku Burger"
Fast forward a bit
>Jaune gets pissed
>"You, Flock of Faunus, where's Pyrrha's ashes?"
>Emerald tries to answer quickly
>Jaune snaps " I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
I just want Pulp Fiction RWBY now
>>81135357
so your kink is kinkshaming
>>81135357
>My fetish is bullying someone for their fetish.
So...do you bully yourself? Are you in state of perpetual infinitely recursive self-bullying?
Still looking for that image where Rube's shoving all those cookies in her mouth
>>81135314
Holy shit my sides. I laughed so hard I got a headache
>>81135390
What a stupid fetish.
>>81135357
>My fetish is bullying someone for their fetish.
You're such a lame faggot and you have shit taste m8How's that?
>>81134913
>>81134923
Her name is Banryuu Reoko, Mojo did a cross-over image of her and penny once, weird cross over considering Reoko is fucking insane and Penny is a sweet cinnamon bun
>>81135495
>>81135113
>Do you want people to go to every Yang picture they have saved to edit out one of the arms
No, but people should stop drawing her with two arms. They are only deluding themselves.
So are they going to release something in this hiatus?
Such as a trailer or a sneak peek? 'Cause this is getting pretty bad.
>>81135113
>>81135521
I do.
>>81135542
new Volume trailer this RTX
>>81135420
?
Every companion needs a Doctor. Only she uses a sonic wristwatch.
Miles can be really professional when he wants to be. He's probably my favorite of the "new" people at RT.
>>81135560
You also forgot to edit her smile away.
>>81135542
We're left to squabble in our misery
>>81135579
yes, thank you
>>81135560
I'm still waiting someone to post those RapeAnon edits of Yang getting her arms chopped off
>>81135573
>96 days from now
>>81135521
But that picture was draw before the disarming
>>81135615
Hard to call these edits when they should just be normal.
>>81135611
It's almost 1AM where I live, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLATYPUS !
Attached is a sound-less version you can post here, and linked is a version with sound you can post on /wsg/ or /gif/.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9be4ejghzrismty/Hawkeye_sound.webm?dl=0
>>81135062
Well I mean she is supposed to be beauty
>>81135697
DELETE THIS
>>81135729
>>81135697
Beautiful work
>>81135704
>Black the Beast descents From Shadows
>Yellow Beauty Burns Gold
Incorrect.
But valid enough.
>>81135697
DELETE THIS
>>81135697
oh fuck I've haven't laugh like this in months
>>81135697
Lovely work, anon.
>>81135611
>>81135697
If you also want an Arrow one, you will have to link me some material, because I won't watch an entire show just to find a good scene to troll Pyrrhafags.
>>81135762
That should be "Descends".
I cannot unto words today...
>>81135697
>mfw someone tweets this at either M or K
>mfw they talk about this one a upcoming podcast
RWBY fighting game never
>Watching Zootopia
>That scene whereNick bites into Judy's neck
>Tfw you will neverplayfully sink your teeth into Neo's neck or vice versa
>Tfw there will probably never be art of Neo doing this to Yang
>>81135858
not Arrow but Yona would work
>>81135697
You did it, you absolute AntMan. Thank you so much. Please a GIF version as well? Webm has been giving me trouble lately.
Again, you are fucking awesome. This made my entire birthday.
>yfw Pyrrha is in the Volume 4 intro
Oh, On The Spot got a new set.
>>81135895
>>mfw someone tweets this at either M or K
Now theres an idea...
>>81136000
>>81136002
They've had it for a few week I think. Bout time the only normal guy at RT got something.
>>81136000
>She is being Yandere for Jaune
>>81136000
>first few seconds
>hear "W-Where am I..." from Pyrrha's voice
I'm not sure how I would feel about this.
>>81135858
Saved the webpage. Seriously, I can't stop laughing it sent my sides throughout the multiverse. You are fantastic dude, absolutely fantastic.
