Barry Allen is the flash!
>>80972096
>>80972096
>Barry Allen
I have no idea who this is.
Who?
>>80972096
Pfft. Next you'll be saying that Bruce Wayne is Batman or something.
>>80972834
>Bruce Wayne as batman
Hmm intresting, we know he funds him...perhaps he knows who he is?
>>80972834
I'll tell you who batman could be. matches malone. Bad luck seems to follow that guy around and he never seems to get pinched.
>>80973029
but why would matches....oh fuck, batmans no hero! batman's just eliminating crime rivals
>>80972096
candace, remember when you said the monarch's dad was vendata?
>>80972834
Pfffff. Everybody knows that Bruce Wayne is secretly Superman.
>>80973311
Dude.
Superman is Lex Luthor.
Everyone knows that.
He's just paying off Clark Kent and gave him a slight upgrade to 'pretend' to be Superman in order to get everyone off the real case.
>>80972834
oh sure, one of the richest people in the world secretly beats up criminals on the street
i want to know what you are smoking buddy
>>80972096
who the fuck is barry allen
![carl-hanratty-in-telephone-cell[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6iPyPl.jpg "carl-hanratty-in-telephone-cell[1].jpg")
Now get this: he reads comic books. Comic books! He's a kid. Our unsub is a kid.
>>80973338Has Lex every been Superman in an Elseworlds type story?
>>80972096
Show us your tits, Candy.
>>80972834
The hell is that?
>>80972096
Bitch, nobody even believes your stories about your brothers building wacky shit in the backyard, let alone about some guy's secret life as a superhero.
>>80972096
Of course nobody believes you, Candance; you're pronouncing it wrong.
>>80974732
i'm not sure what's weirder
that people consistently misspell candace as candance
or that people consistently misspell CADENCE as candance
>>80972096
If Barry Alen is the Flash why is he always late? Surely a guy with speed powers would have better time keeping
>>80972096
Hey guys,where's Felicity?
>>80977022
That... was part of the joke.
>>80977107
what if he's just pretending to be slow?
>>80977107
>>80978084
He could inhibit his powers when in his civilian identity, but since he spends so much time as The Flash, he can't actually calculate how long it'll take him to get somewhere.
literally who?
>>80977118
>where's Felicity?
I'm here.
>>80972096
>Candace knows the secret identities of every superhero and villain
>nobody believes her because she's Candace
>>80972096
Mind blown.
Sure, Candace. And I bet The Shadow is really wealthy man-about-town Lamont Cranston.
Did he just tell you or something? That guy can't keep his mask on to save his life.
Mom!!!
The baby shot Mr. Burns!!!
>>80974381
I know you're Green Lantern, Hal.
>>80980529
You may be on to something Boco...
For once in your life.
>>80972096
Who?
>>80972096
That's nice, Candace.
>>80973938
His son has been.
>>80972096
BAZINGA
>>80977438
oh it went over my head. i don't get it actually. but yeah people do that a lot
>>80981408
candace how would a baby even get a gun, that doesn't make sense
Lynda is lucky cartoon world doesn't have guns, or Candace would snap one day and shoot her family up.
>>80972096
Have you been eating loco weed again?
