>tfw Frank would probably kill most of us for being degenerates.
>tfw you'll never get Franked
>>80883708
where has frank heard of pokemon before?
>>80884066
His kids probably had cards.
Depending on how old Frank is, anyway. Retconned yet that his war was War on Terror?
>>80883708
>Frank finding out the IP's of guys who shitpost on /tv/ with pictures of 12 year old girls so he can take them out.
>>80884153
>The party van isn't referring to the FBI
>/pol/ tries to join him
Frank is on /a/ looking for an easy target. Hopefully he cleanses /tv/ as well.
>>80884378
>/pol/ tries to join him
>immediately fridged
>>80884105
the DD netflix series did
>>80884514
>he picks off robots as they're going to sleep at 6 am
>>80884153
Would he kill me for wanting to fuck kristen schall in a mabel outfit?
>>80884614
I think he'd judge you for wanting to fuck Kristen Schall but that's it.
>>80883708
What would he think of my 9000+ collection of cartoon porn and dank memes on my phone?
>>80884614
Your dead meat
>>80884667
If any of that porn isn't missionary your dead.
>>80884686
Almost none of it is missionary.
>>80884708
Prepare for Frank
Frank is a Yu-gi-oh man i see.
>>80884626
In retrospect this seems a bit rude.
I'm sure Kristen Schall is a very nice woman, but she looks like a leprechaun. I'm very certain she would steal your gold if you fuck her.
>>80884935
I think you got that backwards.
>>80884983
No, I know what I meant, she seems like a suspicious leprechaun. Probably you think you've taken her gold but actually, it's fairy dust and your gold reserves have disappeared.
Eh I'd rate little more than a pistol whipping.
Probably.
>>80884935
>but she looks like a leprechaun.
Thats what makes her hot. Also, i want to fuck rebecca sugar. I know im a degneratte fuck. Ive heard shed fuck a dude for looking like the dude fron yokai watch, which i am a fattier version of. So if i ever meet here, i will openly ask her if she would fuck me in the nearest bathroom stall.
he'd just give me a frankface and crush my spirits.
>>80884497
>Frank taking out all the pedos
Thank you, Frank. This is the based Frank we need.
>>80885167
Ill bust your skull in, pedohating sex hating scum. Theres nothing wrong with consentual sex with childreb.
>>80884497
Yeah Frank, who cares about murderers, mobsters, drug dealers and rapists, attempted statutory rape is where it's at.
>>80886195
Its not rape if they consent.
>>80884378
even with the mask you can tell he's rockin' a Frank
>>80886211
>I don't know what "statutory" means
>>80886226
I do, but its retarded and outdated.
>>80885012
you just want to fuck fugly chicks
>>80883708
What's his stance on net piracy?
>>80886483
Did you kill someone with it? IF not you should be safe.
I know Frank's usual solution to any serious crime is murder, but I'd like to see him punish minor crimes with varying levels of violence. If he catches a bunch of kids playing hooky from school he slaps them upside the head. If he catches you jaywalking he gives you a stern glare that chills your bowels. If you drive under the influence he gives you a mild beating.
Pokeymans been around for 21 years now, even with barely believable grizzled Vietnam Frank it's not that much of a stretch
>>80884670
His dead meat?
>>80886634
What's Frank's policy on people who execute alleged criminals without due process?
>>80886757
Dead wife and children.
>tfw u will never get franked
>>80884514
Frank has killed tons of niggers though
>>80887190
Because they were criminals. Frank does not discriminate on color, creed or sex, he sees the world only in terms of the innocent and the guilty.
>>80887220
Well niggers tend to be criminals by default so he must see the correlation
>>80883708
>>80886355
hmmmm
>>80887245
I never liked the Punisher I saw his appeal but I never liked him... BUT even I know this story was written by a writer who had a huge hate boner for the guy. IT took another writer to retcon him being drugged by some gang lord or something to react this crazy.
So lets be fair here. Frank wont actually kill you for ordinary shit. He aint that insane.
>>80886462
I'm black, whats your excuse
>>80886757
Did this ever come up?
Frank going to Frank a guy but it turns out he was Franking?
>>80885012
Rebecca Sugar looks like a troll.
Not a LOTR troll or anything, just one of these old toys with the long hair standing up.
>>80886195
Even the Punisher has a slow day at work
>>80883708
What pokemon would be Frank's favorite?
>>80887248
Fuck off hanson, do i need to add your head to the list of bodys?
>>80887244
He shot /pol/'s physical embodiment about 30 minutes after meeting him. Clearly there are differences in ideology.
>>80889193
I'm sorry, 30 seconds.
>>80887244
So do alot of whites, black people just get indited more because of racial bias. Fuck you redneck cunts.
>>80888876
>>80883708
he could try
>>80889295
this
>>80888876
>>80889223
Do you seriously believe this?
