Mix and match some people to be your pals to hang with
Brock, Jim, and Rick.
>>80877655
we already did this, but
Rick for adventure and super science
Captain Murphy for the insanity
Coach McGuirk for the sarcastic bad advice
and Brock to keep us all alive
>>80877655
Jeff, Fry, and Andy
Us adult losers need to stick together
>>80877655
I'm hanging out with all of them, except Clay. He's a dick.
>>80877655
Better question. Which ONE would you hang with?
I'm going with Fry cause he's just like me.
>>80877912
since I'm bored I'll do a worst 4some of friends too
Roger - will rob you, harvest your organs, get you arrested, enslaved by aliens, or killed
Peter - will play horrible pranks on you, use his retard insanity to get you into trouble, probably wind up in jail or killed
Bender - pretty much same as Roger except with a better personality (aka not an effeminate homosexual)
Clay - emotionally abusive with no redeemable qualities
>>80877655
>Roger
No thanks, he'd probably screw me over with one of his disguises
>Jeff
No thanks, lazy good for nothing pothead isn't exactly what I'd call relateable
>Carl
Maybe, but he complains a lot. Could get boring after a while.
>Bob
Sure, he's a nice guy. Keep the kids at home though.
>Captain Hero
No thanks, that guy's a mess.
>Spanky
Too much of a wild card for me. I'm more of a chill guy, not a heavy drinker and partier.
>Peter
Don't wanna get murdered
>Quagmire
Don't wanna get raped
>Cleveland
Don't wanna get cancelled
>Fry
Sure, he's a nice guy
>Bender
I'm not saying my name to a machine
>Scruffy
Scheaduling conflict
>Bob
Sure why not
>Coach McGuirk
He's got some issues, but who doesn't. He's in
>Hank
Drinking beers in the street, why not. Just don't bring the wife.
>Dale
He can bring the wife
>Bill
He can always use a friend
>Boomhauer
I can never understand what he says, but okay
>Nathan Explosion
I can never understand what he says, but okay
>Pickles
Sure, we have a lot in common
>Literally, who?
>Literally, who?
>Clay
No thanks, go fuck yourself
>Rick
I'd probably end up dead when some monster attacks, so no.
>Captain Murphy
I'd probably end up dead, but I'd be back the next episode, so why not?
>Sparky
Handicapped people make me uncomfortable
>Randy
Nah he's too much of a douche
>Literally who?
>Literally who?
>Literally who?
>Pickles Oblong
Gotta have a woman in the hang. Can't have a sausage fest.
>Homer
A classic drinking mate. Why not?
>Lenny and Carl
They'd probably ignore me and just talk to each other, so I wouldn't call them.
>Doc Venture
A bit annoying at times, but might have good stories
>Brock
probably not. He's kinda scary.
>>80878221
Toss up between Andy or Jim. I'd get along with both, Andy has more to talk about, but Jim isn't a girl crazy weirdo.
either or, I'd flip a coin.
>>80877655
Fry, Hank, Boomhauer, and Rick.
>>80878337
>Hank getting endlessly mad at all the jackassery
He couldn't handle Fry at all. As long as Hank is shown to be in the wrong for not being open minded, that'd be cool.Fry looking up to Hank, saying 'that's who I want to be in 5 years' might be cute
>>80877655
Fry, Nathan, Pickles, and Rick would be legit.
>Bob
>fry
>bender
>Hank
>boomhauer
>clay
>Rick
>randy
>Carl
top tier bros
>>80878263
>>Literally, who?
>>Literally, who?
Nigga go watch Mission Hill right now.
>>80878221
Are we talking about like a one time hang out or extended friendship? Long term I think Fry, Jeff, Randy and either of the Mission Hill guys are fine. One time hang out I'd probably roll the dice on someone like Roger to get into a shenanigan.
>>80877655
Bob Belcher, Murphy, Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, Scruffy [The Janitor], Lenny and Carl.
No need for nothin' fancy, just shooting the shit and drinking some brews.
>>80877655
nice autism thread, retard
>>80881151
Why you gotta be so edgy bro? /co/ is love this is nice board so be nice
