You'd imagine Batman would lube up his Batpole to avoid such events.
>>80845698
>its a cho joke
>>80845698
>ONLY DICK CAN TOUCH MY BAT-POLE
>>80845698
Actualy, shes from Krypton, it would leave boobmarks deforming the pole.
>>80846002
>It's the same Cho joke but with a prop
>>80846071
Dude, don't. You'll ruin Cho's """joke"""
>>80846071
You underestimate how hard the Bat-Pole can get
We need more Cho.
>>80845698
So Spider-Gwen is a futa?
>Only Dick can touch my Bat-Pole
holy shit a funny joke!
>>80846158
Just take an old comic and add a random thing to it.
It wouldn't make a difference.
Let's take an old sketch but turn it upside down. Bam, new Cho! Money, please.
>>80846136
Kek
>>80846136
I have it on good authority that the Bat-Pole melts when exposed to sudden blasts of heat.
The authority is Kevin Smith and melts is an euphemism for peeing himself.
>>80845698
so, how do we commission Cho to actually draw Dick touching the Batpole?
>>80846239
Yes, do this. Now.
>>80846284
How much does he even charge for these commisions?
>>80846284
Email him.
>>80846163
>you'll never get fucked in the ass by spider-gwen
why live
>>80846071
thats an interesting point
boobs are soft
would kryptonian boobs be like two bowling balls or would they be soft too??
Batman's Bat-Pole is infused with Kryptonite.
Problem solved.
>>80846488
People shake Clark's hand all the time and no one describes it as like touching steel. Pretty sure Kryptonians are super durable, not super hard.
>>80846676
But why would he do that? Does he want cancer?
>>80846694
if you kicked Superman in the nuts would you break your foot
or
would you just push up his nuts but basically not hurt him?
>>80846711
Batman's too strong for cancer.
>>80846488
>Would Kryptonian boobs be soft
We need to research this immediately.
>>80846734
It depends on how much he likes you.
>>80846711
Kryptonite is harmless to humans.
>>80846734
I assume it'd be the same as supe's muscles. they still feel like muscles but they can't be damaged. So basically it'd be like kicking two rubber balls against a wall.
>>80846734
I think they would give as much as they could like normal balls but your foot would hit muscle/bone eventually and then you'd regret it.
>>80846694
Not according to Ross & Waid tho
>>80846795
>Kryptonite is harmless to humans.
Like any radioactive substance, exposure causes damage.
>>80846924
Christ, did Luthor just finish all forty of those cakes?
>>80846488
I think their protection forcefield only kicks in on stuff moving fast enough to hurt them. Otherwise, their tissues are denser than a normal humans, but not enough to produce a difference that would be noticeable without some kind of instrument. So Peej's boobs would be firmer than a human woman of the same size(no or little sag, as a bonus), but they wouldn't be hard, unless you tried to slap her titties around. Even then it wouldn't be her tits that felt like steel, it would be the protection field.
>>80846239
>Cho turning a woman upside down is still some top tier art in the comics field
They really need to up their game
>>80846980
>fucking PG
>start to go faster
>accidentally fall out and attempt to quickly get back in
>ram dick straight into the field
>>80846911
Huh. I guess Superman has control over it since otherwise he would blow his cover if he ever touched anyone as Clark.
>>80846924
I'm pretty certain the radiation was harmless to humans in Birthright, so this is probably just one of those things that changes depending on who's writing.
>>80846980
I always thought the protection field thing was a really stupid attempt at trying to scientifically explain how Superman's powers work, when you just kind of have to accept that they do.
>>80845698
>"Hey guys am I still relevant!"
I wish he and the purple haired faggot never got involved with comics
>>80847201
Frank just draws what people pay him for. They buy this stuff and post it, not him.
>>80847201
>>80845698
I think powder would be a better solution, any sort of wet lubricant would need to be applied in quantities and frequency that would be impractical.
>all this salt over Cho
kek
>>80847295
>if you don't like Cho you must be a SJW Feminist!
>>80847280
Yeah
Frank's fans are faggots
Not him
>>80847280
No he draws it for fun posts it then gets paid like a thousand bucks when someone buys it. Though only idiots act like it's anything new, only thing different is now there's Sjwder-Gwen in the corners.
>>80847135
Always remember to take it slow with kryptonian girls. Broken dick is a legitimate medical condition, and it could easily happen to you.
>>80847356
Considering the worst thing he is guilty of is sameface... yeah if you dislike Cho you are certainly an SJW. I personally am not a huge fan of his art but that doesn't translate to dislike of him as a person. There's just no reason to dislike him unless you are a faggot SJW who gets triggered by male sexuality.
>>80847128
>>80847295
Cho shills at full force.
>>80846694
>Pretty sure Kryptonians are super durable, not super hard.
You think he'd need to take super viagra for that?
>>80847481
Go back to bed purple haired goony man.
>>80847462
I don't have a problem with him as a person or even an artist, I do have a problem with his obnoxious fans who scream "Fucking got'em!" every time he puts out something new.
>>80847562
Well it definitely sounds like your problem.
Guess you better just fucking deal with it huh?
>>80847200
I don't think a skin tight reactive force-field is stupider than anything else in comics.
>>80847562
But that's not even going on in this thread.
>>80847295
I would fucking wear that t-shirt, just so you know.
>>80847481
>Admit a guy has talent when he obviously does
>Shill
I can live with that.
>>80846163
>futa
No, anon, she's a cutetrap
>>80846911
I think this is because they're having a dick measuring contest with the power of their kisses.
>>80847826
>Dominant trap Spider-Gwen
>Getting fucked by her while she's wearing her full costume
This is my fetish.
Good artist. Shitty humorist.
>>80848574
That's rich, coming from the furry tripcoder.
How much would I have to pay Cho to draw futa Spider-Gwen?
>>80846071
Clearly Bruce put Krytponite dust in the metal the pole was smelted from.
>>80846071
>>80851603
It was the only way to keep Clark from using it when Bruce wasn't there.
>>80845698
Alright Cho, it was funny the first two times. Chuckle worthy the third but it's overdone now.
>>80847481
>>80847562
>>80847356
Why do you come to this website, Tumblr? You should have learned in the raid you tried all those years ago that you're just going to get triggered.
>>80846319
I looked it up once, dude chages like 800 for one full figure or something crazy like that, kinda makes sense though, considering how he seems to be more known for his commissions nowadays
Hourly reminder a Cho girl will never sit on your face.
>>80851858
When were the first two times?
>>80845698
>only Dick can touch my Bat-Pole
>it's another Cho circlejerk thread
HAVE SEX
>>80851858
Yeah, and it's not even just "redundant" overdone, it's "desperate for attention" overdone.
>>80846002
that's what we like to call achoke
>>80853219
How so?
>>80853095
>disgusting scrotum sucker
hm
>>80853219
I don't think you can blame an artist for drawing commission requests and uploading them to his personal site. It's the people who repost them all here that are desperate.
I wish we could have normal Cho threads again instead of all of them based on this dumb internet drama.
>>80853219
>Yeah, and it's not even just "redundant" overdone, it's "desperate for attention" overdone.
It really isn't. He's an artist, he puts out art on his social media pages.
>>80853095
>Tasty Ass Creampie
Well...
>>80853095
>Dangly ass man
>>80846488
Kryptonian skin and musculature, feels like they're supposed to feel, but they're like, bullet proof. It's when you get into shit like Bone that you get into "oh shit, did I just punch a wall?" territory.
Depending on the era, their hair can only be cut via heat vision, but I don't see a lot of people giving Clark or Kara headpats, so I'm not sure if it feels any different.
>>80853095
>Feature-length Asshole Man
hmm intredasting
>>80853095
>Edgy Top Cockdeliverer
One side faggots.
>>80846488
Kryptonian flesh, indeed most superhuman flesh unless otherwise stated, can be assumed to be non-newtonian in nature.
Kara's boobs would be like that D30 impact gel that's soft and pliable to the touch but if you hit it with a hammer the molecules align and seize uo so it becomes rock hard, then they return to being flexible again.
>>80853095
>Nasty Banana Expander
Sure I'll take it.
>>80845698
I would lube up his Batpole, if you know what I mean.
>>80847395
What the FUCK is wrong with him? Sitting in a wheelchair causes musle atrophy. Disabled people's lower limbs look like fucking anorexic skeletons, and that is with rehabilitation!
Of course, unless you realize that is because Cho can draw one female face (generic cute), and one female body type (porn star).
>>80854693
It's called cheesecake, tumblr. Stop taking it so seriously.
>>80854693
>abloo bloo bloo
>>80853095
>hard titfucker
isn't that what this thread is about
even if powergirl's tits were hard, man i'm so down
>>80853095
>Fucking cock expander
Well it's direct.
Out of curiosity, has Cho ever drawn a lithe woman? I've seen his Black Widow and thought she looked weird being as thick as Peej.
>>80847295
How fucking triggered does someone have to be to make this image.
Someone was so butthurt, they spent time making this
>>80854693
sperg, please.
>>80854693
Uh oh. He triggered the real spider Gwen.
>next time can you just post "Outrage!" And be done with it?
>>80847462
Get a load of this sjw doesn't like cho art
>>80847295
>Call someone a SJW for using the word "faggot"
It doesn't work that way retard
>>80847462
His art is as stiff and boring as his tiny asian cock. There's just never anything dynamic or interesting going on in it. Samebody also plagues his work, not just sameface.
It's impressive on a technical level but nowhere near as fun or exciting to look at as someone like Capullo, Rivera, Gary Frank, etc
>>80853095
>dangly penis sucken
>Cho
Ed Benes does a billion times better drawing women without being an insufferable faggot
>>80853095
>Dangly CuntBlaster
>>80847462
>the worst thing he is guilty of is sameface
>also samebody, as while it's a very nice body, you can't really even tell the difference between his Peeg and Batgirl without their costumes.
no. The worst thing he's guilty of is a cringey sense of humor.
I'd honestly like him more if he just drew cheesecake. Leave the jokes in cheesecake to better writers, like Adam Hughes.
>>80846488
Aww damnit. I'm not home but there is a panel with she hulk sliding across the ground and leaving claw marks with her hand an a mark right by her chest. Gotta grab it when I return.
From this it's at learn assumed canon that her nips are harder than stone
>>80853095
It's not custom to have a second name on my country. Will the first surname do?
>Top Monkey Man
>>80845698
>Kryptonite Batpole
Classic Batman
>>80846972
Byrne-era Lex, anon. A consummate, pudgy, older businessman defined more by his corruption and evil than his genius.
Loeb was the first to really fuse mad scientist luthor and business luthor.
>>80855274
well, other than the Timm/Dini works which Loeb plagiarized for ideas.
>>80855555
Underwhelming
>>80855589
no one asked you about your whelmed status.
>>80854916
Spider-Gwen is actually pretty lithe, but that's probably because its part of a joke.
When it comes to artists like Cho, people seem to think that preference means a lack of ability. I have barely a tenth of his ability and I can draw big tits and small tits but if given the option I'm going with the former because that's what I like. So I don't doubt for a second he can draw tons of shit he doesn't and just has no reason to.
>>80854331
best explanation I've heard in a while
>>80846924
Jesus Christ Luthor, you really let yourself go.
>>80853095
What if you have two last names?
>>80853095
>Fucking Banana Sucker
Well okay then.
>>80853095
>Fucking Ballsack-Man
Hmm...
>>80853095
Top cunt sucker
Damn...
>>80853095
>Top Pussy Massacre
I like where this is going.
>>80854571
Nasty Banana Deliverer here
>>80853095
>FEATURE LENGTH PUSSY MASSACRE
FUCKING A' PROF DONG
FUCKING A +
>>80855009
>no see if we try to blend in you're not allowed to criticize us!
Nice try snowflake, now back to your safe space. I'm sure you have 20 lashes to be giving yourself for using the word "retard."
does the guy that made spidergwen still butthurt cho is still using his character
>>80847295
Whenever I see this image I think his glasses are cat ears on the mask
>>80853095
>Incredible Donkey Massacre
ahahaha
>>80853095
>Dank Titlover
I'll allow this.
>>80846924
He looks more like fisk than luthor.
>>80853095
>Hard DickBitch
?
>>80847140
Short exposure is safe, but long exposure is harmful to humans too.
>>80853095
>Dysfunctional Banana Expansion Pak
yup
>>80846734
>>80846824
wait....didn't Bruce break bones in his hand when he punched Clark in the face during the end of Death In the Family? Or was that becase he his bone/jaw/skull?
>>80846911
It was hyperbole, not literal. It's reinforcing how cold and robotic the gesture is.
>>80847128
...Huh. I just realized how many heroines are upside-down and their anatomy isn't even affected.
>>80860552
That's why Cho is a Pro.
A lesser artist just draws static lifeless titties.
Cho's heave and sway.
>>80845698
>Parody of political strawman comics
>From some Cho who draws sexy girls
I don't even know whats going on for this Cho to make /co/ shit their pants when they see him, but its like someones intentionally being outraged to make everyone side with him.
>>80854181
What about pubic hair?
>>80854181
Kryptonians don't have hair below their hairline. Silver Age Superman had to glue on his eyebrows.
>>80860602
Why is Ross carrying Jen while those two sluts try to grab him.
>>80855167
>samebody
I never got this. He clearly likes drawing big tits but I actually see a good deal of variance. From "big" to "holyfuckmassive" and everything in between.
>>80853095
>feature-length banana massacre
Right you are Ken...
>>80855229
>>80853095
>Dangly Anal Massacre
Bend dangling over!!!
>>80853095
> DISGUSTING COCK MAN
>>80845698
>Not DKIII: The Master Outrage
>>80853095
>Feature-Lenght Monkey Weeaboo
I like it
>>80853095
>Top Scrotum-Revenge
The night is mine!
>>80861104
>no-one punches me to New Jersey Reynolds, you here me?
She-Hulk is cute.
>>80860807
Well, it's the same body but with slight variance in cup size.
>>80853095
>Top Penis massacre
FEAR ME MEN
>>80853095
>Dangly Dickbitch
>>80861369
Now that's crap. Bruce Timm is samebody out the wazoo, but a bunch of that is for the action figure market of course. Land hasn't drawn a body that wasn't a photoreferenced size zero since the late 90's.
The number of artists that can do muscular women at all is super short to begin with.
>>80861472
I mean because the industry is full of same body artists doesn't stop him from also being one? He's got more variance in face than most of the Brazilians at least
>>80861369
What variation in cup size?
>>80861562
His Spidergwen is a little flatter than his PG.
>>80853095
rwll
>>80853095
Top Assholemassacre
>>80853095
Fucking Ogre Creampie
>>80861543
I think he's complaining because Frank's second most common bodytype is noticeably muscular which ontop of being a different bodytype is a rarity.
Frank seems to be a very capable but somewhat...I don't want to say lazy....stuck in his ways? either way he's capable of variety but rarely shows it off.
>>80853095
> Erect Dick Massacre
Y'know, I'm pretty okay with that.
>>80861724
>big
>perky
mutually exclusive terms unless you're like eight feet tall
>>80845698
>DKR Bruce
>ever loving or caring for Dick as opposed to Jason
>>80854919
You are proving the wild blue fuck out of his point.
>>80861806
Kryptonian Gentics, Anon. They practically make their own gravitational field.
>>80861815Is he really? I mean the image has probably happened before. A popular tactic is to pretend you're an unbiased party even when your rhetoric betrays you, it goes for both sides, and I've seen it happen. Probably done it myself. But just spamming it at the slightest provocation makes it look like a shitty strawman.
>>80845698
>making your batpole out of kryptonite
I don't understand, Bruce.
>>80845698
I would assume she never uses the bat pole because
1) she can fucking fly
2) shes rather invulnerable so falling wouldn't do much...
>>80853095
>Edgy Cunt Expansion Pak
Oh my yes!
>>80853095
Incredible Scrotum Deliverer
I don't know how I feel about it
>>80853095
>dank scrotum massacre
i can make this work
>>80853095
>Incredible Banana Massacre
>>80861815
Maybe if you're autistic
I wish Cho would draw porn, like not partial nudity, I'm talking seeing Powergirl and Wonder woman going tongue deep into each other.
Cho teases me and it's upsetting
>>80862526
>dank scrotum revengeance
you and me both, bro.
>>80853095
>Incredible PussyMan
>>80853095
fucking - ass- expansion pak
>>80853095
>dank asshole raider
Nice if I say so myself
>>80853095
>Edgy Ballsack Massacre
I... I'm not okay with this.
>>80861806
I think that's why it's unfair. They're the best of both worlds.
>>80853095
fucking scrotum bitch
>>80853095
Kinky 3dsmasher
>>80861860
>But just spamming it at the slightest provocation makes it look like a shitty strawman.
Being a shitty strawman makes it look like shitty strawman.
>>80854919
IIRC the origin of that image is /co/s drawthread. It might have been a monkeypaw.
>>80845698
THICK
>>80853095
>Disgusting Dick Revengence
Hot damn what a name
