Are they Mammals or Reptiles?
>>80839231
Fungus
>>80839231
>guaranteed replies
They're magical creatures and can't be categorized that way.
Well there's only one female in the group, so that implies an egg laying species.
>>80839284
>le funnay Venture Brothers meem
Smurfette's not even a real Smurf. She was created by Gargamel, as were Sassette and Vexy.
>>80839259
/thread
>>80839231
I'd say they're reptiles due to their green color.
>>80839387
>green
nigga I think you might be color blind.
>>80839415
Or you might be bait blind.
>>80839415
I think you need to adjust your TV.
Go away 24, you're supposed to be dead
>>80839344
>Smurfette's not even a real Smurf. She was created by Gargamel, as were Sassette and Vexy.
Everyone here knows that you pedantic autist. How about you loosen up and let people have fun.
>>80839259
so that raises the question of whether or not they reproduce asexually via fragmentation, budding, or producing spores; or sexually with homothallic or heterothallic mycelia.
So since Smurfs don't actually mate, and their offspring come from the Stork once in a Blue Moon, it's likely that they don't have sexual organs. Smurfette, on the other hand, was created by Gargamel, who likely didn't know this. Do you think Smurfette might have been crafted with sexual organs, and consequently have needs that are not being met by well-meaning but sexually incapable suitors? I wonder how far Smurfette might go for the sake of satisfaction...
>>80839553
But before that we have to know just what fungus is, and the answer to that is pic realted.
>>80839594
read Bondage Smurfette, the new hit manga by Kondom for answers to these burning questions and more!
>>80839553
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
>>80839463
No, not everyone does. Only the oldfags do. In fact, I don't know a single person, other than people on 4chan, that know a goddamn thing about Smurfs. And what fun is discussing Smurf biology if you don't have the real facts? If you want to quote Venture Bros, make a Venture Bros thread, and if you want to quote Donnie Darko, get the fuck out of /co/. Because you know what? If you think I'm autistic, wait until a true Smurf fan shows up. I have seen them, and they are frightening.
>>80839231
Smurfs
>>80839741
I made the mistake of joining a Smurf fan club on deviantart. I agree, they are scary.
Did you know that people make Smurfsonas?
So, hot Smurf porn WHEN?
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