Uhmm Is Superman making a porno?
He made a couple.
>>80810470
Yes.
>>80810470
Yes. Read the Byrne run, it's great.
>Sleez for president
>>80810470
>I'll show you that I'm not always faster then a speeding bullet
>>80810470
Even aliens with almighty super powers that could just steal it but have a human morality complex have to eat.
Sometimes you gotta make ends meet to make ends meet, you know what I'm sayin?
Journalism doesn't pay enough for a decent apartment in metropolis.
>Poor little kryptonian
>>80810470
He doesn't anymore, not after the last lady's head exploded from a money shot.
>>80810470
>supes with big b
Oh god I never knew I wanted this so bad
Oh god I never knew that I wanted supes tontrmr.m
>>80810857
And Darkseid showed scott the video too.
>>80810872
Just like one of my Japanese animes
>>80810872
Did he have some kind of reason to do so, or was he just trying to piss him off because he wanted to?
>>80810999
>some reason
He's Darkseid
>>80810999
No but what I find funny is that Darksied found it through one of his agents who apparently just goes around looking for porn of Darkseid's enemies
By all fairness it's less
>Superman makes a porno
And more
>Big Barda and Superman are raped on camera
>>80811051
Also him yelling at Desaad that the vhs has to be on channel 3 for it to work would be priceless
>>80810470
Fuck you snyder! where is my superman saving cats!
>>80811133
>lord Darkseid the machine has ate the tape.
>>80811133
>>80811288
> I am sorry Lord Darkseid Granny Goodness has recorded over with the golden girls
LITTLE
>>80810470
MAN OF LEWD
BRAVO SNYDER
Official FAQ from John Byrne's FAQ
> In the ACTION COMICS two-part storyline involving Big Barda, Miracle Man and a character called Sleez, it appears that Sleez was trying to film a pornographic film involving Superman and Big Barda. Is that right? Did Superman and Barda actually make the porno?
> JB: If you want it to be a porno flick, it was a porno flick. If you don't, it wasn't!
You can bet something like this getting published nowadays would destroy Superman for years to come.
>YFW bryne made him rape barda
>>80811750
I forgot John turned into an asshole for some reason
I think the better question is....
why isn't there more Big Barda kryptocucking Mr. Miracle artwork out there?
>>80811412
Aw shit now I can't stop thinking about Bea Arthur as Granny Goodness.
>>80812064
Because Bryne ruined it for all of us.
>>80812064
>>80812190
That was basically Jack Kirby's respons to news of the story.
>>80811115
you mean Big Barda was raped. Men can't be raped didn't you get the memo
>>80812322
Whatever brah
The only man on earth who can satisfy her
>>80811750
Will this be touched on in BvS
>>80812322
love how women that say this don't realize they are essentially giving ammunition to nullify all rape laws since the supreme court has said that there can never exist a crime that can be perpetrated solely by one gender on the other. meaning if men can't be raped then women can't in the eyes of the American courts.
so yes the supreme court effectively said women can rape men.
you have just been lawyered
>>80811051
That was the best part.
That and the opening page of Darkseid chilling on a recliner, apparently just kicking back and watching porn.
>>80810594
Doesnt work like that
>>80812664
Let's not turn this into a power of superman's ejaculate thread
>>80812623
When Darkseid war ends dc Should bring him back in his own title but make it more of a comedy, like Darkseid more of an every man... I'd read it
>>80812623
Oh lord give me the strength to out laugh out load in the office
>>80812718>Lois, I know you got scared after reading Larry Niven, but I can't get it up ever since you lined your pussy with powdered kryptonite!
>>80812623
Why is Darkseid so perfect?
>>80812623
>>80813064
Searching for this image made me realize Darkseid really loves a good chair.
>>80813113
>>80813145
>>80812003
>I forgot John turned into an asshole for some reason
Success went to his head.
>>80813161
>>80813178
>>80813199
>>80812003
You'd be an asshole too if you had to talk to comic book fans all the time
>>80810470
All I know is that he better cover her back with a bed sheet containing his super jizz.
>>80813113
>basic instinct
>>80810470
Admittedly, if Big Barda asked me to make a porn flick with her I'd do it in a heart beat.
>>80812623
>Darkseid shows up at his estranged sons house to watch porno with him
Darkseid seems like a guy who wants to be a father but doesn't know how.
>>80812623
>post-Crisis, pre-Morrison New Gods are so shit
>Johns seems like he knows what he's doing once he retcons Farmerseid and JimLeeseid in Darkseid War intro
>THE ANTI-MONITOR IS A NEW GOD NAMED MOBIUS
>Nope. More shit.
>>80812322
>>80812616
This is a potentially underrated/underexplored fetish: Mutual rape. Two people forced to have sex, against each others' will.
Think about it: two strangers captured and forced to copulate. Maybe as part of a mandated breeding program. OR maybe two people who are just completely platonic friends, and an an enemy captures them and forces them to have their respect and friendship for each other betrayed by circumstance.
One of them silently or quietly saying "i'm sorry" as he violates the other. One or both of them forcing back tears as they humiliate each other. Both of them deeply ashamed and terrified, yet can't help it as their bodies betray their arousal.
>>80816107
>Mutual rape
How about two people trying to rape each other, unkowing thats what the other is trying to do too.
Making it a very intense accidentally consensual sex?
>>80814645
>Big Barda will never ask to make a porn with you
>>80816107
It's called sex pollen fic m8 and there's plenty of it
>>80812623
>>80813064
>>80813064
>>80813113
>>80813145
This reminds me of those "Darkseid sits in your comfy chair" threads from a while back, those were fun.
what an odd issue
Even for Byrne it was odd
>>80816212
So shark sex?
>>80816270
>>80816107
Thank you
That's the beauty of the Internet you find things you didn't now you need
>>80816428
>space gods arguing about alleyporn
>>80816107
How about just sex
How about just rape?
>>80817353
I know isn't it great
