I don't get it, what does Carol get out of her relationship with Jessica? Spiderwoman is a complete fucking failure at life and if anything, Carol seems to be enabling her self-destructive actions. I know everyone jokes that they're in a secret lesbian relationship with each other, but honestly that's the only explanation that makes sense at this point.
>>80797704
Codependency's a hell of a drug.
Out in several hours
>>80797704
I guess you don't have any friends that are fuckups?
>>80797704
Jessica was one of the few who sympathized and comforted Carol after the whole Avengers #200 fiasco
Things like that tend to build a bond
>>80797704
OP, friendship isn't about mutual benefit.
H... haven't you ever had any?
>>80797704
She wants the V.
You realize Carol's not exactly Ms. Perfect right? You're on 4chan so I assume you understand the concept of schadenfreude because god knows that's at least like 80% of why I visit this shithole. That is the purpose of the friendship. Sometimes when your life feels off the rails and things are straight shitty, it's nice to be reminded that one of your friends is more of a fuck up than you.
>>80797932
oh please anon, don't try to act like you're an outside observer laughing at us losers here
>>80797900
>H... haven't you ever had any?
My roommate and I have a mutual friend who, like the greek legends of yore, is starting his own welding business with one torch and a drinking problem. It's really awkward to invite him over these days because he always gets can't-walk level drunk and we're worried he could lose his marriage over it.
>>80797704
Carol is authoritative, it pleases her to be able to criticize Jess and tell her "I told you so."
>>80797957
No way it's a win-some-lose-some fight where you just get to verbally beat down some retards sometimes and sometimes you're the retard being beaten down. It's very cathartic for someone who can't into fitness.
>>80797977
>welding and a drinking problem
that sounds like an unfortunate combination
>>80797704
Jessica's head game is too strong
>>80797887
Why is Spider-Woman hanging out with Charles?
>>80797704
I AM NOT RAISING BEN REILY!!!
>>80798578
The avengers used Charles to help deal with the crazy brain syndrome when one of them got it bad on a mission
>>80797704
Same reason why Wanda and Stature dated Vision. They knew Vision would never leave them because he is incapable of independent thought.
>>80797887
STOP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG OL EYES
>>80797704
Jess is the one who saved her life after Rogue drained her powers and tossed her off a bridge.
>>80797704
you gonna storytime this weeks issue or what? I need to find out just what kind of apocalypse this kid is the herald for
>>80797704
orgasms
Carol liked to see at least one person with a more fucked lifevthan hers.
>>80801845
This, familiar
