Congratulations on becoming a Kids Next Door operative, anons!
You will now be required to choose one of four occupations that you will commit to for the duration of your career. Choose wisely!
>Combat Specialist
>2x4 Technician
>Medic
>Spy
>>80751919
How young are kids when they're allowed to become operatives? Their KND careers must be pretty short
>>80752164
There was a flashback in that MAURICE episode that took place 3 years in the past, and Numbuh 5 was already an operative then, so probably not any older than 7.
>>80752252
>you can only be a KND for 6 years
But I'm an adult
>>80753448
> You can be a KND operative as long as the higher ups consider you an asset in the fight against adults and you don't mind being undercover.
Operator operating operationally, please.
>>80753744
That's around half a kid's childhood, for better or for worse.
>>80754749
Meant for
>>80753448
I want to be a shpee.
>>80755223
A Super High Powered Enemy Eradicator?
>>80751919
Do you have anything that specializes in computers
And do you have any health benefits
I want Numbah 5's job, whatever that was.
>>80755447
>2x4 Technician
There's a computer in every base, and presumably most of their big ships and everything in space. Treehouses wouldn't work without techs on hand to keep everything cobbled together.
Kids don't like doctors though.
>>80754837
>you spent half of your child hood on video games
>>80755497
Second in command, former leader.
She also seemed to have free time to do her own personal business and probably functioned as the groups spy when needed, but I don't remember specific instances of that.
>>80755776
She became the leader again and eventually became the Supreme Leader, which is not a position anyone really wants but someone's gotta do.
>>80751919
Spy, especially because I used to look older as a child. I could easily spy teenagers like that.
>>80751919
I'll take 2x4 technician. I'd like to learn how they make all of that stuff.
>>80751919
>combat specialist
as long as the blood is spilled
Now pick your operative waifu.
http://strawpoll.me/7084800
>>80752252
>>80753448
>>80753635
It's actually shorter. The new recruits were like 9 and they couldn't graduate till 10.
>>80755654
>Kids don't like doctors though
Would you mind repeating that? Don't think I heard you.Also, those games that you could play for free by pressing the red button on either Cartoon Network or Nick were the shit.
>>80756763
>Only get to be a member for 3 years
>Immediately decommissioning for most people
>Lose all the friends you've made
>Lose all actual meaning to your life
>Possibly end up having to fight your old friends
That's kind of sad, what a shitty system.
>there are people who honestly don't think Numbah 5 was the best girl
>>80756909
>Immediately decommissioning for most people
Not horrible. I mean, then it's just a couple more years and you're old enough to get a job, have your own money, etc.
>Lose all the friends you've made
Except for all the others your age who got decommissioned with you.
>Lose all actual meaning to your life
Instead, you gain meaning in your life by realizing the big picture (global crises, politics, socializing, working, raising a family, having sex, all while still being able to do things like play video games, sports, etc.) and gaining all the respect and freedom that a teen/adult has. At that point, you would realize how petty and narrow-minded all your "goals" were when you were with the KND.
>Possibly end up having to fight your old friends
While the KND perceive this battle against adults as a serious ongoing conflict, you now recognize "agents" when you see them, and chuckle to yourself about those silly kids having fun pretending that they're actually working towards something. They'd usually just be a minor inconvenience, at worst a steady annoyance (provided you portray yourself as a more antagonistic character).
The system serves its purpose. Keeps the kids out of trouble.
>>80757144
>That picture
I've saved that shit like 5 times, really wish that artist had did more than the two to three pictures they had.
>>80757176
Except when you're a teenage you are pretty likely to actually be actively fighting kids.
>>80757176
Sounds like ADULT talk to me...
Probably Spy. I'm good at keeping secrets and tech savvy enough to be dangerous.
I could be a combat specialist, but I probably wouldn't be good enough to live up to my expectations. I'm not handy or creative enough to make 2x4 tech, and I hate dealing with people so Medics out.
>>80757288
>Adults are the reason why GKND wasn't greenlit
And people say the KND isn't in the right.
>>80751919
2x4 Technician falls closest in line with my current career path.
>>80756721
Numbuh 86
Take the first letter of your state or country, what sector are you in?
>>80757530
>London, UK
I'm with these guys.
>>80757530
Sector C.
Fucking surf man and chill out brah.
>>80757530
Sector W.
>>80756721
Which one is Numbah 10?
>>80758044
Exactly.The Newscaster lady.
>>80758044
Nigel's cousin.
>>80758607
>implying that was his cousin
Nigger was cheating on his shitty girlfriend
>>80758917
Isn't it still cheating even if she's his cousin?
>>80758998
this is a children's show so it has to be not related.
>>80751919
spy for edgelord kid training and rogue teenage adventures
I'd bust out a medic waifu after betraying my technician bro and flee a collapsing base scarred from a duel against a combat specialist. our vengeful reunion years down the line culminates in a tearful plot twist.
>>80759965
Are you anime?
>>80757530
Sector A.
Build me some shade, why don't ya.
>>80757665
Holy shit, I never noticed the girl was dressed like Tom Baker's Doctor.
>>80757144
that's hotter than it even has any right to be
needs more lewd
>>80757322
He he he that's right and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>80753744
I like to imagine how the knd would have been if they were used as their original intent, side characters to that show with the chimp and his idiot brother.
>>80756721
86 is winning. My niggas.
>>80751919
Well since I'm an adult I guess Spy would be fitting.
>>80757530
Sector D. It even located in my actual country, so not much would change.
>>80756721
I dont have any waifus but i voted for 362 just for her sick ass weapons she used to defend the moonbase. Polearms and staves are really under appreciated weapon types.
>>80757530
Sector P reporting for duty... I hate you guys.
>>80757530
Sector T reporting for duty.
>>80757824
My California negro
>>80757530
Sector C
RIDE THE WAVE
>>80757530
Sector W.The eastern one not the pacific.Y'all.
>>80760024
James Bond I think.
>>80753744
>there will never be a KND X-Com clone
>>80751919
Sector C Medic reporting in. Now who needs me?
>>80751919
can I be an operator? cuz im already a spy for K.N.D.
