Write a backstory for this character.
Well once upon a time *ffffaarrrrttttt* hehehehe. Grabba grabba gring gronnnnng! Life isn't worth living. But really, who else took college?
Hope I did my best job emulating the writing team
After he killed those kids he lost his job on Unbelievable Tales and had to flee his universe to go to the one he was in. He manage to establish himself as a king there because he wasn't a complete fuckup.
>>80601321
Life wasn't easy for Bill. He'd been in and out of careers ever since he got back from the Frompnatillian War. Most nights, after working a ten hour shift as a garbageman, he'd stare into the night sky and look at that star in the distance. That red glistening star where many of his best friends died, over something they couldn't quite understand. It would hurt to think about it, and that's why Bill was so fond of Zaxplorixan Moonshine. The faded images of mangeled arms and piled corpses seemed to vanish with each and every swig. Life was hard for Bill.
>>80601369
It takes real skill to be a worse writer than writers you're taking the piss out of.
>>80601321
His parents spent a lot putting him up in the galaxy's best school but he dropped out so he didn't learn much.except ball, and good, AND RAPE!
>>80601492
found Reddit
>>80601625
Upvote.
>>80601339
first post is always the best post
Morty, King Jellybean was once a jolly, good king of Poblium or some shit. The inhabitants were fucking idiots. One day, a-a *burp* servant found him alien porn, I dunno. The guy had horrible war memories. The king wanted to try it out and started masturbating in private, you know? So, one of his servants saw him masturbating and exiled the pervert king out of Poblium. The king be- be *burp* came a pedophile after buying child pornography. Sheesh. M-morty, one thing can fuck up your life and it just goes down. *Shudders* Jeez, Rick. That's a lot to take in...
>>80601625
You forgot to call him a meme.
>>80601881
And then he found a new place to become king and hid his secrets from his subjects until his death.
>>80602114
>>80601321
he once was Crumpely Crumplesting the host of the show unbelievable tales but they found out of his child murdering spree so he run of to another dimension and change his name to Mr. Jellybean and somehow got to be a king.
my source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpeg
>>80602114
>you will never be this mad
>>80602271
We all are, son. We all are.
>>80602271
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>>80602941
The fuck happened?
