Say you are a small-time crook in Metropolis.
Would you rather get caught by Superman or the cops?
>>80372162
>getting shot
>getting neck snapped
Hard decision desu senpai
>>80372162
why not just move to another city without an invincible Krypto-fascist?
>>80372162
Superman. He'd give me a good talking to and then I'd turn my life around.
>>80372748
This.
I just want a super-hug.
>>80372162
Superman for sure, he may not even turn me into the cops.
>>80372162
I am a brown person so Superman.
>>80372162
has there been a superman comic where the crooks just want to get Superman's autograph and a pic taken with him? (like they rob a bank and just want to meet Supes)
could be a wacky situation for the straight laced superman to get into.
>>80372918
isn't that from Injustice
>>80372918
Can we get more like this?
>>80374074
Robbing a bank is a crime either way.
Maybe fake a holdup?
>"All right granny, hand over the bag!"
>In swoops Superman
>"I'll give you once chan-"
>"Oh my god, it worked! Mom, it worked!"
>"Excuse me, Mr. Superman? Can we get an autograph? It's my youngest's birthday, you see..."
>>80372162
Superman. I'd rather get a good talking to and be fixed right up than getting shot for being brown and deported to MexicoI'm not even Mexican
>>80374074
In Adventures of Superman, there was a teenage boy who wanted to meet Superman, so he waited on train tracks for a train to come, his friend wanted him to get off but he was convinced Superman would come save him in time.
He did not.
I wonder if this is a problem in Metropolis. Petty crime done for the express purpose of meeting Superman.
>>80374326
How did Supes react? I feel like that would crush him. Thinking about this is making me sad
Superman. Do you really think some bullshit alien vigilante's word is going to stand in court? Any decent lawyer is getting you acquitted.
>>80374569
Superman was busy saving people from a dam bursting due to Lex fuckery, and he didn't get to the train in time. He attended the boy's funeral as Clark Kent, but we don't really see how he reacts.
The boy's friend hates Superman now though.
Superman is less likely to kill innocent people, much less guilty ones, so Superman
I figure he'd treat you pretty decently as long as you weren't causing direct harm to someone else and went along cooperatively
>>80372162
Cops because superman scares the fuck out of me.
>>80374942
Why?
What did you do?
>>80374942
Go to bed, Lex.
>>80374100
No, Injustice Superman's chest emblem is made of 5 inch thick metal. Looks dumb as hell.
>>80372748
This. At most he'd bend my knife or gun like it was made of putty, tell me I can be a better person and give the purse back to the old lady. With the cops it's a 50/50 on getting my ass kicked even if I comply and just fuck the legal system in the US.
>>80374976
Nothing its just that superman is two stones short of being a god and you cant fight that without some mean green rocks that cost a fortune.
>>80375102
Lex would have a chance of escaping i'm not even qualified to be one of the goons that appear in batman.
>>80372918
do you thirst for his super-cock?
>>80375288
would a twitch from supermans cock produce enough force to snap your jaw?
>>80375264
Cops are only marginally less likely to kill you than Wolverine or Punisher, and only slightly less likely to brutalize you than Batman
Superman won't hurt specifically because he knows you would die if he so much as sneezed on you too hard
>>80375160
It's from the Injustice Comic. THe issue was about a kid who's bike accidentally got destroyed by Superman and Clark made it up by hanging out with him. One of those things that showed how far Injustice Superman has fallen.
>>80375264
>two stones short of being a god and you cant fight that without some mean green rocks that cost a fortune
It also takes time create.Luckily I had both
>>80372162
>Be black
Superman. I don't feel like ending up in a body bag.
Can any earth woman survive supermans mating?
Will a cumming superman be able to stop his juices from becoming bullets?
Is a child of superman also super and will they accidentally kill their mother during birth?
How much is sperm of the supes worth and will people purchase it?
These are the questions I dared to ask that sent me down the road to be a super villain
>>80376013
Same anon
>>80376033
Considering Supes has bone Lois and Cheetah, I'm sure that Super Spern is a death sentence.
>>80372639
Alright I kekd but fuck off to /tv/.
