*Ring...........Ring............Ring..........*
>>79812343
Hello?
>>79812612
AH FINALLY! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DELIVERY!!!
>>79812690
What delivery?
HOW DID YOU MAGGOTS GET ON THIS LINE?!
Hold on, I'll transfer your call
>>79812969Ultimate power
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
Where the hell is my sandwich?
>>79813606
just have to add the secret ingredient
>>79813606
YES AND I WANT MINE EXTRA THICK!
Wait a minute...it's you again isn't it!?
Listen you little shit, if I ever find out who you are I'm gonna cut out your heart and gouge out your eyes!
Hello?
>>79814053
No, this is Patrick.
>>>/a/137377129
Who gave you this number?
>>>/a/137376927
Oh you think you're clever hiding in Japan eh?
Just you wait, I'm putting all of Japan on my list.
>>79816758
GET OFF THIS LINE!
>>79816423
Where the hell's Jonathon?
Hello?
Hello?
BENIS
So uh, this a prank phone call or somethin?
>>79817802
This isn't a good time Charlotte, I'll have to call you back
>>79812612
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>>79818621
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FOOLS! YOU ALL WILL NOW PAY LONG DISTANCE, BY THE MINUTE, PARTY LINE CALLS IN THE NAME OF ME, AKU! HAHAHAHAHA!!!..............SO........HOW ARE THINGS?
>>79818821
Good quality thread.
>>79818821
SILENCE!
NOBODY BUT THE SHOGUN OF SORROW, THE OVERLORD OF OPPRESSION, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AKU MAY SPEAK THIS WAY.
YOU GET OFF THE LINE, IMPOSTER.
AND ALL OF YOU WILL BE BILLED FOR THE TIME SPENT ON THIS POINTLESS CONVERSATION!
>>79818821
I guess ye dinnae know who owns tha phone company yer usin'. Consider tha charges reversed, bucko.
>>79818924
HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING! I LIKE TO PRETEND IM JUST LIKE ALL YOU PATHETIC FOOLS COWERING BEFORE THE MIGHTY AKU. AND WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF, I CAN CHARGE AN UNSUSPECTING SAMURAI!
Have any of you seen the Shocker?
>>79819068
Wait, how? Does Jack even have an account?
>>79812343
God, I hate his voice. It sounds like he has throat cancer or something
>>79819068
penispenispenispenispenis
>>79819706
No we haven't Parker.
>>79818883
its like the /co of yore
though i do believe that all boards are allowed to have one good thread a year
>>79820445
>its like the /co of yore
AKA it's some asshole who wasn't here for the real thing trying to recreate it because he 1. wants to feel special and a part of something 2. he ca't actually come up with shit on his own
Like we've never had this thread beofre
Good thread. Goodnight, /co/.
>>79820395
[Heavy breathing]
>>79819706
Have you checked Shock Street?
>>79820620
Dick is this you?You better not be pulling those pranks again!
It's 3:30 am. Shut up..
>>79822690
Oh boy 3 AM!
Its REEL NIGGA HOURZ
TAP DAT MF LIKK
Meeeh, what's up doc?
Might I suggest a cigarette?
I hear that Deapool movie was good. Wanna go see it tonight?
>>79823581
Sorry doc, waiting fer Batman v. Superman. Ain't got time fer Spider-Man without webs.
>>79822690
With all due respect, fuck you.
