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>in the midst of an otherwise joyless movie, a brief moment where the movie is letting Clark be Clark
I think we found our "first flight" scene.
>>79799106
>in the midst of an otherwise joyless movie
Looks like we got another time traveller in our midst.
the trailers are mostly just action/fight-scenes, which prolly made up what... 30 minutes of the whole movie? So there are another 2 hours left for "human drama".
>>79799106
>in the midst of an otherwise joyless movie
I didn't know it was already March 25th
>>79799142
>needing to be Nostradamus to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
>joyless
>Sassy Alfred
>Memelord Lex
>Trinity Banter
>Joyless
>>79799200
I don't think even he can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>>79799106
kinky
>>79799106
>in the midst
Ooooh a time master.
Can you PM me the Powerball numbers for this weekend? or next week's?
>Ywn fuck Amy Adams in a bathtub
>>79799391
Not with that attitude you won't
>>79799106
So rape is Clark being Clark?
You can even see Lois nervous laugh and putting her hands in front of herself in proctection knowing she can't stop him anyway since he is superman.
>>79799106
Why the fuck is he wearing clothes in a bath tub?
>>79799488
what kind of a sick filthy fuck gets naked in the bath?
>>79799468
>You can even see Lois nervous laugh and putting her hands in front of herself in proctection knowing she can't stop him anyway since he is superman.
You just made this scene so much hotter for me. Thank you.
Clois
Diana and Trevor
Selina Kyle when?
>>79799391
>Ywn get fucked by Henry Cavill in a bathtub
>>79799544
Hopefully never.
>>79799106
Why the fuck is that bath water so cloudy? Did she fucking cream that much?
Who the hell has an old timey bath tub like that still? I've never even seen one in my life
>>79799661
>What is soap
>>79799468
Thanks for the erection. I hope you're ready to take responsibility for this.
>>79799661
Because it's not a porno. If the water was normal then you would see her tits and shit.
>>79799544
Soon.
>>79799200
>tfw Cinnamon Toast Crunch isn't sold in my country
>tfw it's been four years since Clark and Lois have been a couple in the comics
I want to see their vanilla, G-rated sexcapades again
>>79799106
Probably. It looks very sweet, and classic Lois who knows Clark is Superman and Clark.
God I hope I'm wrong about this movie. It hurts for them to burden what they get so right with everything else that feels so wrong.
>>79799488
He's an alien, so clearly he doesn't know he is supposed to disrobe before bathing.
>mfw someone tried telling me Superman is relateable
>>79799842
>implying you're not an alien too
You're not fooling me!
>>79799791
>God I hope I'm wrong about this movie.
There seems to be this misconception on /co/ that people want this movie to be bad. There's a big difference between wanting something to be bad and expecting that it's going to be bad.
I would love for BvS to fix all the shit that was broken with Man of Steel, but I have seen absolutely nothing in the trailers to make me think that's the case.
>>79799665
You gotta watch some home renovation shows, family. The womens want one more often than you'd think.
>>79799842
Bull shit. I'm pretty sure his mother gave him baths when he was a kid.
>>79799488
>giving her a rose in the tub
>not bothering undressing to get in the tub with her
He's being a dork
>>79799106
>in the midst of an otherwise joyless movie
What
>a brief moment where the movie is letting Clark be Clark
We already have Clark being a legitimate reporter in the movie, that's more than any other Superman movie can say
>>79799488
the actor is still british.
>>79799712
>her tits and shit
Fucking americans, they even shit in bath tubs now?
>>79799862
100 percent. Nothing would make me happier than loving this movie. The marketing thus far however, as well as the return of the director that is on the record as having argued in favor of some of the more controversial parts of MoS has suggested that I won't though. Somehow, however, my forming an opinion based on the evidence made available to me by the studio somehow leads other anons to accuse me of being a drone who has it out for DC, which couldn't be further from the truth. I love DC. I would love to love these movies. Unfortunately, I was not a fan of the first, and do not expect to be a fan of BvS. As I said though, nothing would make me happier than my being proven wrong though, and being given a movie I can love and talk about with you salty fucks for 5 months until SS comes out, at which point we could hopefully get some coal burning in the DCEU hype train. I am not a person wishing for the failure of DC or WB. I am quite willing to be supportive of the DCEU. Thus far however, I just haven't been given a product that compells me to shout my love for it from the rooftops.
>>79799925
>We already have Clark being a legitimate reporter in the movie, that's more than any other Superman movie can say
You know, for some reason only now this has clicked in me. Thanks.
>>79799888
she goofed him and made him think humans bathed with clothes on. the long con prank
>>79799888
ANTS
>>79800000
>>79800082
That fiend
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>>79800079
No problem anon
>>79799488
You get naked in the bath? What kind of poor peasant plebian are you?
>>79800163
luthor went back in time and put her up to it. thats actually what this movie is about.my dad is cereal man
>>79799917
It's a tulip
>>79800301
That's the most heinous, fool proof scheme I've ever heard.
>>79800000
QUINTS CONFIRMED FOR AMERICAN TUB SHITTERS
>>79800326
yea AMA about this movie or future DCEU movies my dad told me everything
>>79800333
DESIGNATED SHITTING TUBS
>>79800000
>>79800333
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>79800364
Do Batman and SUperman fuck?
>>79800364
Do Booster Gold nad Blue Beetle fuck?
>>79800364
why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
>>79800424in the script for the movie, which has been penned already, they do kiss in a joke moment bc some security guard gets suspicious of them as they are breaking into a corrupt bank in 1968 i think the year was, and they pretend to be a gay couple who snuck in to bang
>>79800407
no butthey do shake hands and superman touches bruce's upper arm during the shake. and lex tries to kiss lois
>>79800440
its fuckin good idiot
>>79799106
>>79799488
>>79799661
think of the damage that water is doing to the floor as well.
>>79799544
Trevor's dead. Wonderbat time.
>>79800615
>no but
What's the point of the movie then
>>79800672
MAN OF MILDEW
>>79800744
It's called sexual tension, anon. They can't bang right away.
>>79799468
Seems we found a new meme, boys!
>>79800615
>CT Crunch is good
Credibility discarded
>>79799106
>Clark pushes himself sexually on a naked woman
Fuck off with your edgy Snyder bullshit
You don't get Superman OP
>>79800744
well,Bat is actually bi in these movies. it wont be ever really talked about in longevity, they dont want to make a big deal of it. the first scene in the script of justice league though is Clark complimenting Lombard on their way out of the Planet at the end of the day, and the article which clark is looking at on his phone, is about how bruce has been sneaking to metropolis at night for a secret gay lover. now this is actually an alibi, since we all know how bruce really spends his nights, however when HAL brings it up later in the film as a goof on bats when he finds out that he's bruce wayne, bruce gets coy and says something like "well dont knock it till you try it" with a smirk. they sort of did that instead of "WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE"
>>79799544
>Clois
>Clark and Lois
>Lois and Clark
>Lewis and Clark
holy shit I'm a retard
>>79800948
having sex is edgy? SJW gets dumber every month
>>79801076
Snyder please
Just leave Superman alone, you don't get him
>>79801076
Don't respond to Landis Troll.
>>79801149
That's pretty cool, man. Did you do it?
>>79801076
He's obviously joking, chill out.
>>79799468
>So rape is Clark being Clark?
Super-rape has been a power since the Silver Age.
>>79799862
>There seems to be this misconception on /co/ that people want this movie to be bad.
That's true of the loudest minority(?) of /co/, though.
>>79801149
Because this shot is interspersed with the fight in the trailer, I actually thought this was what was happening the first time I watched it.
>>79799488
>taking baths
Get out Americleans
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>tfw they wasted her in some meaningless role
>>79802311
>Doesn't know Mercy Graves is Lex's assistant.
Don't be dumb, Anon.
>>79799544
Trevor's dead by the time the movie takes place though.
>>79799661
Bath salt, use them, motherfucker.
>>79799544
Except they're gonna do Diana/Bruce
Her solo movie is the only thing that's gonna keep her from completely being Batman's cocksleeve
>>79799925
>>79800079
Spotlight starring Clark Kent and the Daily Planet crew, when?
>>79800736
Will she adopt the Robins?
>>79802843
Both Dick and Jason are probably going to hate Bruce, so no.
